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I Lick Assholes

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    Thrills

    OK - I'm sure everyone thinks this is disgusting and it probably is ... except ... seriously - I get such a rush knowing that I'm doing something to her that is beyond intimate!  Her mind overwhelms her body so she doesn't really like it, but when she lets me go - I'm...
    married2bf married2bf 46-50, M 5 Responses Dec 15, 2008

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    I Do... The *** And The ***** At The Same Time...

    I do love licking and eating *****. As you must know for sure, it is not the same to lick than to eat. I do both... well actually I do kiss, lick, **** and eat ***** and *** with my tongue. And each one of them is different, at least from my point of view.When I kiss I use my...
    nelsont27 nelsont27 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 20, 2011

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    Well, Only One *******...

    I love ******* my wife's tight *******. I start by bending her over and kissing the inside curves of her *** cheeks, my mouth getting tantalisimgly closer and closer to her winking pink anus with each passing second. Once she's writhing beneath me, I flick my tongue lightly...
    goldbloke goldbloke 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 17, 2013

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    Brown Gravy

    I remember my first time licking a ***.I had been out with the guys and didn't want to go home yet.The only place open at that time of morning was the book store.I had been in here a couple of times before.I went to the booths and sat down in the middle one.There were holes in...
    Berrney Berrney 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2009

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    *******

    I have rimmed men and women and EVERYTIME it makes my partner very hard or very wet. The idea that my little tongue can do that makes me feel awesome. I am addicted to licking ********. Of course I am addicted to making people happy so go figure. :)  
    66licks 66licks 56-60, F 4 Responses Aug 9, 2009

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    She Does It Too

    She was just sucking and licking my **** and balls gentely, than slowly she licked her way under my balls, and finally she just came tonguing my ***, probing it with the tip of her toungue. It was weird, she was in a verry submissive mood, and it was feeling extremely nice...
    justus75 justus75 31-35 1 Response Mar 8, 2011

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    Seperated Sex

    My separated wife came to pick up some stuff this afternoon. She was wearing tight jeans and her *** was just driving me nuts. I was hard and horny so i threw her on the bed and tore off her jeans. She was wearing a black and white lacy panty which was damp with sweat in the...
    andy100o andy100o 36-40, M Jul 2, 2012

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    Why Not?

    I've had three experiences with this. The first was a maybe - but since it was also the best ***** I ever ate I'm going to believe I did get to her *** hole. She was a young woman with a ********'s body.  I was working from the front stretched out between her legs and...
    MPsslavetommy MPsslavetommy 70+, M Feb 17, 2010

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    Love It

         I find it a great turn on to suck my lovers arse. Lick around her rosebud, tickling and probing with my tongue and then tongue ******* her beautiful butthole.     And even better is that she loves to do it to me as well.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 25, 2010

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    Love Licking

    I love licking my ex's *******,after I shot it with a hot load up and down her crack,
    slikshaved slikshaved 51-55 1 Response Jun 30, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I love to lick a girl until she makes me stop
    dad4all69 dad4all69 51-55, M Aug 15

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    I can't wait to get rid of people from my life who are so unsure of there own self control, that they try and control me threw guilt, nasty comments and any other manipulation they...
    Ameliaaaa Ameliaaaa 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    Don't tell me to stop being sad you ****
    earthtoashley earthtoashley 18-21, F Aug 17

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    well I have to admit , who wouldn't like this .. ? sounds a fun experience .. what flavour ice cream , would I be .. maybe strawberry or coconut .. 🍓 Lol ..
    birdblu birdblu 31-35, F 23 Responses Jul 31

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    Yep yep lol I guess I am weird
    PrototypeBri PrototypeBri 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 31

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    Really craving one for some time now
    hkhan50 hkhan50 22-25, M 3 Responses Aug 13

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    Its not bad to tell what you feel and what feels good.
    ShanSai ShanSai 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    You have to say what you like if not they won't know or do it as much
    scenekid59 scenekid59 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    I know its wierd, am I the only one that goes crazy when a girl has her tongue in my ear? ;)
    greysluver greysluver 13-15, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Recently I fingered a work colleague in my car after a leaving do. We never made love or even kissed. I was taking her home as she was drinking and I was sober. She was a little...
    smoothsteve2806 smoothsteve2806 41-45, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I've climaxed just from my gf kissing my ear.
    teawithharry teawithharry 18-21, T 1 Response a week ago

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    lol.. yup totally! :D LOL :D
    PoojaTimberlake PoojaTimberlake 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    If she is worthy. And brave. Lol More baggage in me than lax.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    I would do whatever he commanded.. He owns me body mind and soul. My Master Dragon is amazing.
    Yourdeepwishsir Yourdeepwishsir 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    Has anyone touched tongues with someone of the same gender?
    ONEPIECE749 ONEPIECE749 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    Today was probably one of the hardest days of my life. I had to give my 10 month old weenie away & it broke my heart into pieces. I loved him like a mother would love their child...
    Wvgirl20 Wvgirl20 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    in real coz they are afraid of what ive been before. I have a bestfriend before and she left me because im in trouble. I have a serious problem with my neighbour before...
    yodatheching yodatheching 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    I love this song. Haha its funny and true. Lick it - God-dess & she Good Evening, Class I would like to welcome you To Pu**y Eating 101 Pay close attention now There's rules...
    Smartyrosy Smartyrosy 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 4

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    Lick lick lick lick lick lick
    BeauteFloue BeauteFloue 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    People who I really don't know on e.p. are really saying I'm lying but they don't know me that's not exactly fair I've never spoken a lie in my entire life and people that dont...
    lonleygurl23 lonleygurl23 13-15, F Jul 28

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    So to some people, ill always be an ******** and they'll always be dumb. Dont get me wrong, im nice to nice dumb people. But the dumb dickheads, I will happily destroy.
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 28

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    I am often told I am a sweet person. I am kind, motherly and loving...but moments come when I hear this... "You can switch from warm to sub-zero in a matter of seconds." I was...
    isodole isodole 22-25, F Jul 28

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    So yesterday as I was smoking a joint with a friend I came across a channel with some really bad actors. I asked ''these actors are really bad, what are we watching E! network...
    ifyouseekamyxxx ifyouseekamyxxx 18-21, F Jul 29

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    Today I will.I rather die in the wild than live in this piece of **** house full of ********.
    TheOtakuxx TheOtakuxx 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 29

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    I wish guys though it was okay to show their every feeling. It's only out culture, you don't have to conform. I hate it. If you love me, then show me. If you don't, then tell me. I...
    KrisMiss KrisMiss 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    Been hurt a few times.. I can't really trust people to befriend me anymore been around so many fake people and met many ******** I just gave trying to be nice..
    PetiteChica PetiteChica 18-21, F Jul 29

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    Whos ever been called "too nice" or stupid. And you know your not people are just ignorant ********
    personidk personidk 18-21, F Jul 30

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    Does anyone else get so frustrated when girls say "I just don't know how you do it" Or how about when everyone seems to knock you down while your barely getting through the day...
    MissKay6 MissKay6 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    I feel like Walmart is Spaceball One and I'm Dark Helmet. "I'm surrounded by ********!"
    AgentSickler AgentSickler 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 30

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    I have a theory as to why so many people on here struggle with what is and isn't real on the subject of Werewolves. Maybe, just maybe the reason you may think someone is fake...
    TheDeathOfMe1985 TheDeathOfMe1985 26-30, M 4 Responses Jul 31

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    I used to have trust issues with guys because my whole life I have dated the biggest ********. But then I dated my best friend and he was the sweetest guy ever. However, since all...
    thequ3enpree thequ3enpree 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 31

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    So, a while back I posted a story that Haaken would no longer be accepting anymore pack members, based on issues of avoiding drama during that current time period. Do to everything...
    VictorOfKokoro VictorOfKokoro 18-21 2 Responses Jul 31

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    It's as dry as a tinder box where we live. We have no water because they've turned off the municipal pumps for maintenance (welcome to week 4 of that bullshit!) We live across the...
    dicavill dicavill 41-45 Aug 1

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    There are certain people, that choose not to judge anybody, by anything whatsoever. I just felt like saying, I think those people are completely ignorant. Okay, fair enough...
    CheeseBomb500 CheeseBomb500 13-15, M Aug 2

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    I basically hate everyone who I haven't met yet. I even despise my friends a little. Most of my friends have been ******** to me ever since I can remember. I feel like they just...
    TastyMcDangles TastyMcDangles 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 2

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    What the **** man..!! Why is der soo many errors in liking an experience or asking questions...!! Its crazy n irritating...!! Fix it asap u ********
    sexyshivani sexyshivani 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    Has any if you ever thought that maybe this person doesn't know what to add because instead of being them self they want to squire friends because let's face it. A lot of the...
    iamonamission iamonamission 13-15, M Aug 4

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    i did really hate my life.. since I graduated in college, I feel everything and anything I do are worthless and useless. My mother doesn't care , my siblings are all ********, they...
    sen017 sen017 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 4

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