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I Lick Assholes

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    Brown Gravy - I remember my first time licking a ***.I had been out with the guys and didn't want to go home yet.The only place open at that time of morning was the book store.I...
    Berrney Berrney 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2009

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    I Do... The *** And The ***** At The Same Time... - I do love licking and eating *****. As you must know for sure, it is not the same to lick than to eat. I do both... well...
    nelsont27 nelsont27 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 20, 2011

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    Well, Only One *******... - I love ******* my wife's tight *******. I start by bending her over and kissing the inside curves of her *** cheeks, my mouth getting tantalisimgly...
    goldbloke goldbloke 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 17, 2013

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    Seperated Sex - My separated wife came to pick up some stuff this afternoon. She was wearing tight jeans and her *** was just driving me nuts. I was hard and horny so i threw her...
    andy100o andy100o 36-40, M Jul 2, 2012

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    ******* - I have rimmed men and women and EVERYTIME it makes my partner very hard or very wet. The idea that my little tongue can do that makes me feel awesome. I am addicted to...
    66licks 66licks 56-60, F 4 Responses Aug 9, 2009

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    She Does It Too - She was just sucking and licking my **** and balls gentely, than slowly she licked her way under my balls, and finally she just came tonguing my ***, probing it...
    justus75 justus75 31-35 1 Response Mar 8, 2011

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    The *** I first licked - my mom's ***. I was 23 she 55. I was a young air force pilot and got a vacation to help my parents after they had a car accident, my dad was in...
    gulper gulper 61-65, M 4 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    Love It -      I find it a great turn on to suck my lovers arse. Lick around her rosebud, tickling and probing with my tongue and then tongue ******* her...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 25, 2010

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    Thrills - OK - I'm sure everyone thinks this is disgusting and it probably is ... except ... seriously - I get such a rush knowing that I'm doing something to her that is beyond...
    married2bf married2bf 46-50, M 5 Responses Dec 15, 2008

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    Love Licking - I love licking my ex's *******,after I shot it with a hot load up and down her crack,
    slikshaved slikshaved 51-55 1 Response Jun 30, 2009

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    Why Not? - I've had three experiences with this. The first was a maybe - but since it was also the best ***** I ever ate I'm going to believe I did get to her *** hole. She...
    MPsslavetommy MPsslavetommy 70+, M Feb 17, 2010

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    Im starting to think that the male population is full of ******** and it sucks. Like why are guys srsly like this? What the hell is wrong with u people? u want every single girls...
    Ali7890 Ali7890 16-17, F Mar 26

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    I love licking and being licked. I love my as*hole being licked and fcked.
    Lexxy21 Lexxy21 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    I've never done it, but I really want to try it. I really want to lick a nice clean one x
    hkhan50 hkhan50 22-25, M 3 Responses Mar 20

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    Ok so my friend got licked out by a dog and said it's amazing, I want to try, any advice?
    lesbianangelx lesbianangelx 13-15, F 5 Responses Mar 26

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    One day my ex boyfriend started licking and sucking my toes. I always thought that it is disgusting but I almost had an ****** just of that!
    HunDun HunDun 26-30, F 7 Responses Apr 3

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    If anyone wants to lick mine, get in touch ;-)
    wadersguy wadersguy 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    So I got my dog to lick me out today and it felt really amazing but I was conferring how to get him to mount me? Any girls done this? Please messages and tell me what to do
    dogloverx dogloverx 16-17, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    Mmmmmm tasty, W/cheese please
    taiterz taiterz 26-30, M 13 hrs ago

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    My ex is a total *******. Always had to say something awful to me, he was NEVER happy/satisfied with anything I did. He constantly called me horrible things I didn't deserve any of...
    bribri590 bribri590 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    Jared got so angry with me to the point of raising his fisted hand then put it down and squeezed his fist. If he hits me I will be so demonically furious
    Naty13 Naty13 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Rather awkward when you accidentally make eye contact with someone
    sighimnotgoodwithnames sighimnotgoodwithnames 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 22

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    Oh, yes. That's what I tell every ice cream cone and popsicle I eat. And then I do. YUM!
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 30

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    I am making a cake for my frends birthday and omg seriusly like there will be no actual cake cuz i will probly eat all the batter mmm
    amaisey amaisey 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    BROWNIE BATTER!!!💙💚💙 luv itttttttt!!!!!!
    MyHeadsUnderWater MyHeadsUnderWater 13-15, F Mar 31

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    If there are any females in Massachusetts who love having their feet tickled and are interested in a tickle encounter please message me.
    roleplayladyfoottickler roleplayladyfoottickler 46-50, M Apr 1

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    Here's my list, with somewhat detailed answers: Smoked A Cigarette: Yes, many times Smoked A Cigar: Also many times Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex: No, I and I don't plan to...
    Hatebreeder59 Hatebreeder59 22-25, M 20 hrs ago

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    Another old post.. Why We Are A$$holes.... So in light of the recent fighting and such, also given i finally put my computer back together and can type....I thought i would touch...
    SheAngel19 SheAngel19 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Apparently i dont taste of anything :/ My sister was being weird the other day and she licked my arm cos i think she wanted a slap, well anyways, she said "Ewwww, you have no taste...
    ssaaraahh ssaaraahh 18-21, F 11 hrs ago

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    Yeah maybe not lol . More like steel wool ; abrasive . Can be highly moody . I am capable of love but it takes hell & high water for me to admit it to somebody . I have never been...
    LavenderTeal23 LavenderTeal23 31-35, F 4 hrs ago

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    people are such asswipes. People who have known me 10 minutes who notice that I am quiet and therefore usually have a neutral facial expression, who think that I should be...
    Fatfuck55 Fatfuck55 26-30 2 Responses Mar 27

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    I asked a simple question. "How do I know when a cut needs stitches". This one is particularly deep, and I just wanted to know. Instead, I have a few ******** saying that "It's...
    BloodintheWater BloodintheWater 13-15, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I don't need you to tell me why its good for me. I was raised as a christian and it never or has helped me. I don't need to sing songs, or as some might say worship, I don't need...
    87athleteunknown 87athleteunknown 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 15

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    I will be 55 this year. Still young at heart and i have a great wife and children and grandchildren but at times I feel that life is very boring and routine. I love what I do for...
    tgtwld tgtwld 51-55, M 6 Responses Mar 15

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    Some people are such ********. They come into your life and leave thousands of question marks in your head while you are hoping and dying for answers every second. And they...
    Jaqque23 Jaqque23 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 16

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    I want genuine & kind hearted people only ! I dnt wnt any '********' here!!
    oshy23 oshy23 22-25, F 7 Responses Mar 16

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    The only kind of fairy that im sure about are water fairies. They are seriously total ********. They can become water and they break a lot . They've been eating through my lamp...
    noahjoah123 noahjoah123 18-21, M 3 Responses Mar 18

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    Can't complain about feeling pretty... Though it can be tough sometimes.. Creepy men saying uncomfortable things, Women giving the stair down, Harder to make long lasting...
    zbabi3 zbabi3 22-25, F Mar 18

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    Unworthy- I've never made being in a relationship a priority. I spend most of my time alone. even as a kid, I had no problem being by myself. I suppose it's because I was forced...
    addictionbarbie addictionbarbie 18-21, F Mar 19

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    5 things I hate are, 5.Lies. white lies,sugar coated lies they're all lies so a big NO NO.. 4.head games. I hate them! who wouldn't anyways? head games are played by stupid...
    akirayuuki akirayuuki 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    Do you want to know what ****** me off in the worst way anyone can imagine? Self-absorbed, self-righteous, egotistical, cruel, rude, judgmental ********. Do you know where I find...
    kcoop123 kcoop123 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    ...for being a virgin. He played it off as not "wanting to hurt me" and saying he didn't see us "as a couple at the end of the day". This was also over text message. I would be a...
    Hameha Hameha 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    Some people say this to guard them really caring. I think a lot of people do and I think it becomes obvious sometimes through their emotional responses. There are some things I...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Mar 22

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    I don't know what it is about me, but people just institutionally turn against me for reasons I never find out, if the person ever actually knows why they hate me. Every time. I...
    faeriefate faeriefate 18-21 Mar 23

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    Girls can be ******** to guys too, it's not always the innocent girl in the relationship getting hurt- guys get hurt all the time but they're not allowed to show it, so i will in...
    Gerald6 Gerald6 18-21, M Mar 23

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    I'm quitting this site. Half the people on here are only interested in using their brains for libido, 25% are sarcastic ********, 10% don't care about other people's problems and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 23

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    This might sound silly, but for so long I've wanted a dog. If you've even grazed through my profile, you can see I'm not the best at communicating with people. Not something I...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 24

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    <3 regardless of what I deal with one a daily basis. Somebody who's gonna love me for me. I get told I'm a great, sweet, amazing girl who deserves the best but all I get a...
    93rp 93rp 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    Passed experiences, past heart breaks, made me this way. Are all guys ********.? The fundamental question. Why do guys play you.? Why don't they let you all the way in? Why play...
    ceetasha23 ceetasha23 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    Is it me or her? My bf is going thru a divorce, so I really don't bother with my problems too much with her. At the same time, she has been dating all this rejects with criminal...
    mrcrackers mrcrackers 36-40 Mar 25

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    I will allow sad pathetic men to send me money while watching them ********** to my pictures for a total of 3 minutes. I do not allow sessions longer than 3 minutes for anything...
    PrincessRebeccaLouise PrincessRebeccaLouise 18-21, F Mar 25

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    I hate the people I work with. As a freelancer I ve worked with many many people in different companies and guess what? They are all the same: selfish powerseeking ********!
    Heartbroken4ev3r Heartbroken4ev3r 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 26