I Lick My Window When Drivers Look At Me Funny

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    Like The Group Picture Says!

    I'm not retarded! I just like licking windows!
    Inoue Inoue
    18-21, F
    52 Responses Apr 6, 2010

    And Wave At Them...

    ....like a proper full on wave, and smile and give them the finger and shout at them. I do the same to cyclists too. Once everyone realises that I do own the road, then there will be no need to anymore and I can get on with my singing and driving in peace
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Dec 30, 2008

    *seductively Flicks Tongue And Does The Blowfish*

    Just remember boys and girls, huffing windowlene  is better than licking it.  That shite tastes nasty! And lets face it, it's easier to lick the window than try to suck the gear knob.  I'm short and **** it's hard enough reaching the peddles let alone that.
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Nov 18, 2011

    Window...or Lips?

    Lol This is a great group. My friend likes to sit in the passenger seat and make horrible faces at other cars without telling me so I'll occasionally get flipped the bird for what I think is no reason at all. Sometimes I'll get really bold and give people "the sexy eye"...
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jun 30, 2008

    What I Do...

    What I do when other people stare at me, is: I STICK MY FINGER IN MY NOSE!!! Of course, while looking at them... It's funny, but they stop watching.
    chapisdogs chapisdogs
    2 Responses Jul 1, 2008


    Hahahahaha...that is freaking hilarious. Totally made me laugh when I saw this Experience under my search. Thanks for the good time.
    KarmaKatcher KarmaKatcher
    31-35, F
    Jun 7, 2007

    Too Funny to Pass Up...

    This is going to be a goal of mine... usually I am dancing in my car or singing very loudly (and badly I might add) so I get a lot of strange looks anyway... I will have to remember to roll my window up and lick it now!!!  That would be AWESOME!!! 
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Jul 2, 2008

    Well Not So Much Lick As Kiss...

    I normally only get weird looks at red lights from uptight women and it is usually because I am blasting some very inappropriate music at the time.  Everyone knows that fungirl likes her music which includes Sublime, Prince, Lords of Acid, and many other...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    48 Responses Jun 30, 2008
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