I Lick My Window When Drivers Look At Me Funny

Just remember boys and girls, huffing windowlene  is better than licking it.  That shite tastes nasty!
And lets face it, it's easier to lick the window than try to suck the gear knob.  I'm short and fuck it's hard enough reaching the...

I lick my window when drivers look at me funny, here's an example *lick* and of course they turn away in a look of disgust. Hahahaha, im just a crazy but yet awesome guy, high-five to myself, you rock JimMorrisonRocks!
And oh' by the...

I normally only get weird looks at red lights from uptight women and it is usually because I am blasting some very inappropriate music at the time.  Everyone knows that fungirl likes her music which includes Sublime...

I'm not retarded! I just like licking windows!

....like a proper full on wave, and smile and give them the finger and shout at them. I do the same to cyclists too. Once everyone realises that I do own the road, then there will be no need to anymore and I can get on with my...

What I do when other people stare at me, is: I STICK MY FINGER IN MY NOSE!!! Of course, while looking at them... It's funny, but they stop watching.

Lol This is a great group. My friend likes to sit in the passenger seat and make horrible faces at other cars without telling me so I'll occasionally get flipped the bird for what I think is no reason at all. Sometimes I'll get really...

This is going to be a goal of mine... usually I am dancing in my car or singing very loudly (and badly I might add) so I get a lot of strange looks anyway... I will have to remember to roll my window up and lick it now!!!  That...

Hahahahaha...that is freaking hilarious. Totally made me laugh when I saw this Experience under my search. Thanks for the good time.