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    I Love A Good Joke - Usually everyone who has a dog would call him Rover or something, well I call mine “Sex”.  ever since i was a kid.. Sex is a very embarrassing name, but...
    Vijijcob Vijijcob 41-45, M 3 Responses Dec 19, 2011

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    A guy just knocked on the front door, I opened it and he was about 3'3" tall. I said, "Who are you?" He said, "I'm the metre man".
    frasier013 frasier013 36-40, M Mar 29

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    Cold Water John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Dec 10, 2013

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    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place.... The man says "What's the problem officer?" Officer: You were going at least 75 in...
    onelife4u onelife4u 41-45, M Feb 9

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    Socrates: - Socrates once said 'to do is to be'. Plato, 'to be is to do'...Sinatra-'do bee do bee dooo'.
    TtotheD TtotheD 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 1, 2013

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    The Toast - John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest Of me Life, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 23, 2013

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    The angry boy tells the girl after a night of passionate love-making, "My name is Rob, and not Billy, or Andrew or Jack or Ron or Jeremy or any of the other names you've been...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 55 mins ago

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    Computer Password - A guy was helping his girlfriend out with a computer problem she had. As she logged in he saw her enter her password as follows...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 17 Responses Aug 16, 2013

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    That a look lol good morning lol
    RKing13 RKing13 31-35, M Mar 8

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    On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple has an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride calls...
    onelife4u onelife4u 41-45, M Feb 21

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    The Irishman - An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He grabs, rubs it, and out pops a genie who says "I will give you three wishes...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Oct 9, 2013

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    W.O.R.K. - A Highly Dangerous Virus
    NoahBody123 NoahBody123 51-55 1 Response Feb 26

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    Birthdays - For her 40th birthday, a wife told her husband, "I'd love to be 10 again." So that Saturday, they had a heaping stack of chocolate-chip pancakes, her favorite...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    A Parrot Experience - A Lady went to the store tobuy a parrot and asks the salesperson "What's so specialabout the parrot ?"Sales person" this parrot cantalk" So the lady asks...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M 4 Responses May 18, 2012

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    After Monday and Tuesday, the rest of the week is like WTF
    Robert09 Robert09 61-65, M Feb 4

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    When your about to tell a funny *** joke but then realize it would totally offend the person your saying it to HAHA? Think before you speak geesh.
    Lucky1217 Lucky1217 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 16

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    Standing Up To Pee - God: "Okay Adam, Eve. Now, that I'm done creating everything, I have a couple of extras. Adam, I'll let you choose first, which you want and Eve will get...
    Aurinne Aurinne 31-35, F 2 Responses May 22, 2012

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    Received this from a good friend ... sooo true.. lol Advantages Of Being A Woman 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return...
    Kaddath Kaddath 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2

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    Relatives.... A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 10, 2013

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    A man walks into a bar, and going up to the bartender he says 'I need five shots of tequila right now!' The bartenders looks at him surprised and replies, 'wow, sir...the law...
    TtotheD TtotheD 56-60, M Jan 23

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    Friendship Goes Far... - there once were 2 friends hunting. lets name them.. bob and todd... todd needed to take a pee break so they stopped to pee. while todd pee'd a snake came...
    waitingtoberecognized waitingtoberecognized 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 5, 2012

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    Brilliant Woman - There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M May 17, 2012

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    Infants At The Horse Races - A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred...
    roots2life roots2life 46-50, M 4 Responses Apr 7, 2012

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    2nd Amendment Rights - A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The...
    daddysgirl68 daddysgirl68 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 6, 2012

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    “You're driving me NORMAL!” ― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
    KortneeAnne KortneeAnne 22-25, F Mar 30

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    Ticket Please - Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Sep 10, 2013

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    Okay so I saw this on I think it's called The Unit.. Can't exactly remember, naw exactly the joke but here goes :P There was two guys having a chat at a dinner table, one was...
    kieran12344 kieran12344 13-15, M Jan 20

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    Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 56 mins ago

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    Two Mothers-in-law - Danny was being tried for Bigamy in a court. After the judge passed his sentence, he asked Danny, "Have you learnt your lesson and realized what a bad thing...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Sep 4, 2013

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    Instructions - I got this e-mail today. It had a diferent title, but it may offend some, so I changed it. On a Sears hairdryer --" Do not use while sleeping." (That's the only...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Oct 8, 2013

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    I have just seen a bunch of dyslexic African kids putting flowers at the door of Nissan Main Dealers!
    wysiwygUKbloke wysiwygUKbloke 36-40, M Dec 7, 2013

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    A little boy named Charlie complains to his teacher, "I'm too smart for 1st grade!". The teacher then goes to the principal with Charlie. The principle first asks some questions...
    onelife4u onelife4u 41-45, M Mar 20

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    A priest and a rabbi live and worship in opposite towns. Every day they pass each other cycling to work, and exchange friendly greetings. One day the rabbi meets the priest, who is...
    Robert09 Robert09 61-65, M Feb 2

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    A Texas 911 Call - Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Billy Bob that she would send someone out right away. Where do you live?" asked the operator...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    Did you hear about the hipster who burned her lips? She drank coffee, before it was cool!
    TandSMichael TandSMichael 51-55, M Mar 30

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    "The Deaf Wife Problem" - Ed feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and  he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her...
    goodogstay goodogstay 46-50, M Sep 12, 2011

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    The Train Ride - A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 7 Responses Aug 22, 2013

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    Choose Wisely - * HATE has 4 letters, but so does LOVE. * ENEMIES has 7, but so does FRIENDS. * LYING has 5, but so does TRUTH. * HURT has 4, but so does HEAL. * NEGATIVE has 8...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M 4 Responses Aug 21, 2012

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    The Surprise Birthday Dinner : - One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some...
    wendu44 wendu44 18-21, F 7 Responses Feb 22, 2013

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    The Ladle - Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of...
    jenga1 jenga1 41-45, F 5 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    Americans invented a machine to catch thieves.. . Test started . America: In 30 mins, 50 caught . London: In 30 mins, 70 caught . Spain: In 30 mins 100 caught . India: In 15 mins...
    andybub andybub 31-35, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    !!WARNING!! THIS IS AN ADULT JOKE!! ...you have been warned. This is one of my favorites so it might be a repost. It's so difficult to navigate this site from ipad app, it's...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    Judgment Day - George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things...
    Aristartle Aristartle 46-50, F 9 Responses Mar 25, 2008

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    The Barber - A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Aug 27, 2013

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    Here is one for all you lady's out there ! Try not to slam me over it bahahaha ! Smh
    RKing13 RKing13 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 13

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    The Polish Divorce - A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a...
    roots2life roots2life 46-50, M 22 Responses Apr 7, 2012

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    These Made Me Chuckle This Morning.... -            
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 3 Responses Dec 7, 2007

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    I'm not saying your mothers fat, but she was asked to leave the beach so the tide could come in.
    wysiwygUKbloke wysiwygUKbloke 36-40, M Dec 19, 2013

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    A man comes home from work and his wife greets him at the door and asks, "Is dinner ready yet?!?" She grabs him and points across the street as a husband comes home and tenderly...
    onelife4u onelife4u 41-45, M Feb 21

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    Pull Over Sara was driving home from work when she noticed a Policeman following her. "Pull over!" the cop announced. Sara pulled over and rolled down the window as the officer...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Dec 10, 2013

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    When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with big boobs When I was 16, I dated a girl with big boobs but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for...
    JackisMe JackisMe 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 3

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    Not Sure If It's Funny .. - I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out.I was like OMg!
    Daiyu Daiyu 22-25, F 8 Responses Jun 30, 2013

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