Poor old lady Clara perrywinkle. After shopping at Walmart, she calls 911 to report her car has been broken into. She claimed they stole her CD changer, even the steering wheel...
I didn't know that after 70 you had to redo your driving test.i asked grandma how grandpa did, she said " he got 8 of 10, the other two jumped out the way"
Bubba worked at the zoo, he was a big boy. His boss had an unusual request. There were two gorillas they were trying to mate, but the male showed no interest, so bubba was asked to...
When I die, I hope to have enough time to point to a complete stranger and say " you did this"
i love laughing it makes you feel good
We didn't really get to say goodbye. Not that I remember. At least I don't think we split on the best terms. I woke up the next morning to a message from your sister telling me you...
If we meet offline & you look nothing like your pics, you're buying me drinks until you do.:)
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day.
Night cap..... Condoms do not guarantee safe sex, if your caught with someone's wife, that condom will not protect you!!!.
"When your internet goes out and you are forced to get to know your surroundings."
How do you make a sweet 80 year old lay the F bomb? ......have another 80 year old continually say BINGO!!!!
My neighbor is experiencing really low self esteem right now, he got on one of those dating sites, when he was asked to create a username he typed myp&nis, the screen went red over...
I love to joke around, don't take my msgs. On this page seriously , only times I'm serious is when I'm driving, or when I lie to the judge. So plz don't take it literally .
I was thinking, when It's my time, I want to go in my sleep like my grandpa....not screaming like the other 3 people in his car.
That awkward moment between life and death😂
If I find a guy that cares about me half as much as this guy cares about his girlfriend I'll be golden.