Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your IRS agent to learn unpleasant things from the people he audits; they are ready enough to tell them.
I had an extremely intelligent woman on EP send this in a private message to me. I believe she has posted it elsewhere in one of her own stories, but I simply had to share it here...
It is one of the blessings of old friends That you can afford to be stupid with them Ralph Waldo Emerson
When people treat you like they don’t care, believe them.
Don't lend money to people you don't know.
When you work as a casting director: age. miles. height. weight; are numbers to consider in casting a role.
If you attack the establishment long enough they will make you a member of it Art Buchwald
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his kidney donor.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Be HAPPY in front of people who don't like you, it KILLS them =)
She doesn't say 'I love you' like a normal person. Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give him a little smile and say 'You're an idiot!'
He wants to say 'I love you' but...
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at...
Friends Are Like Underwear... - Some crawl up your as...
Some snap under pressure
Some don't have the strength to hold you up
Some get a little twisted
Some support you
When you lavish praise on people they flowish critize and they shrivel up
I Wanna Be A Shaltanac - “It is of course perfectly natural to assume that everyone else is having a far more exciting time than you. Human beings, for instance, have a phrase...
A moment insight is sometimes worth a lifes experience Oliver Wendell Holmes
"We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody's" -Kifah Shah
I absolutely love this quote. Although it should be taught to sons as well.
We as human...
"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."
Imperfection - While you're busy looking for the perfect person,
you'll probably miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy.
To many people die with their musci still in them Oliver Wendell Holmes
The Starfish Story -
A young man is walking along the ocean and sees a beach on which thousands and thousands of starfish have washed ashore. Further along he sees an old man...
When people suck the life out of you, wouldn't it be nice if they took some fat too?
5 Things That Will Transform You From The Inside-out - (Found this article this morning and wanted to share it. )Self improvement Where we are in life is based on our identity...
Work It, Ladies. - "You know what's really powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite...
Nothing is as real as a dream. The world can change around you, but your dream will not. Responsibilities need not erase i t. Duties need not obscure it. Because the dream is...
"The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone suffer the way...
When everything is coming up your way You are in the wrong lane
A humanitarian is always a hypocrite
Broken Angel - She's the girl that believes that what comes around goes around. The one that hopes for a better day. The one that won't give up on you. She's the girl thats unlike...
The trip to Paradise has nothing to do with distance.
"No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness." - Aristotle
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and leave the world wondering how you did it!"
Cheers! It's Friday!
I Am Proud Of My Heart -
I'm proud of my heart.
It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken,
but somehow it still works.
There is nothing more beautiful than...
"I’m not the girl your mother warns you about.
I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart.
I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me.
I’m not cold. I...
"Difficult time is the greatest magician of the world, it can change the face of ur dear ones, in seconds"
'Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old masseur.'
Japanese Proverb - If you understand everything, you must be misinformed
There's only 1 Thing
I love you ❤️
30 Things To Start Doing For Yourself - "Remember today, for it is the beginning. Today marks the start of a brave new future."
I found this article and wanted to share. I...
A Quote I Like... - After 9/11 when the country was gearing up for war I was in a shop and found a bumper sticker with a quote by Ghandi:
"An eye for an eye makes the whole...
Love This :) - "Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever."
The loneliest people are the kindest,the saddest people smile the brightest,the most Damaged people are the wisest.All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way...
"When you have lose hope, you lost everything. And, when you think all is lost, when all is dire and bleak, there is always hope." - Pittacus Lore
It Is! - "Imagination is more important than knowledge." Albert Einstein
"If you've looked in the mirror and hated what you see, then you know firsthand what it's like to be me." -- Gerard Way
I do not despise what I look like, necessarily. I simply...
"Most people fail in life not because they aim to high and miss but because they aim to low and hit." -Les Brown
We are all searching for another felon whose demons play well with ours.
Let Them Go... - When people leave you, let them go, your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't make them bad people, It means their part in your story is...
The meaning of a birthday party is to find your gift. The purpose is to get gifts.
A real man doesn't love the most beautiful girl in the world. He loves the girl who can make his world the most beautiful.
The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you