Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New...
and its deliberate on my part. My ex used to hate it (not only her ) but I get into making these ridiculously bad puns and thinking they're crazy funny and then laughing my add off at them . Ye, sometimes im weird and I dig it .
What do you call a sleeping relative ?
What do you get when you cross a dove and a high chair?
A Stool Pigeon
What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?
Name the largest stone
IF FEDEX an UPS were to merge, what might they be known as...
iPod's name to Titantic. It's syncing now."
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."
"Velcro, what a rip off!"
"This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”
A hole has been found in a nudest camp wall,police are looking into it.......Two silk worms had a race,they ended up in a tie.....She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her still.....I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger ,then it hit me
of demands to be his submissive. I turn him down gently, letting him know the language barrier was the height of just-too-muchery and that I was "a subtext kinda girl." He then demanded my phone number so I could submit to him via text.
1) Atheism is a non prophet organization.
2) No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery
3) Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas.
4) A backward poet writes inverse.