I Like Bad Puns

to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of...

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A hole has been found in a nudest camp wall,police are looking into it.......Two silk worms had a race,they ended up in a tie.....She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her still.....I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger...

1) Atheism is a non prophet organization.
2) No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery
3) Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas.
4) A backward poet writes inverse.
Next...

I hope I'm not the only one who laughs at this kind of crap. :P

The roundest knight at King Arthur's Table was Sir Cumference. He aquired his size from too much pi.
Sorry.

What do you call a sleeping relative ?
A Napkin
What do you get when you cross a dove and a high chair?
A Stool Pigeon
What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?
A Collie-flower
Name the largest stone
A Milestone
IF FEDEX an UPS...

Answer:
A stick.

What does baby corn call his father?
POP corn.

Why is it in our culture a bad pun is a good pun...and a good pun is a good pun??????

A crook who is stuck in cement.

A network security geek says to his co-worker "Can you let me back in the building? I left my badge at my desk"

His co-worker says "Sorry, I'm not a public key"

A nudist was leaving the nudist camp to visit the outside world...He dutifully put his clothes on...as he was leaving his friend stopped him and said, Oh, that is you, Carl ! Sorry, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on !!

Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?  He had a hole in one!How do you top a car?    Don't know?   You tep on the brake tupid!Why was the tomato red?  It saw the salad dressing!

Did you notice when you combine the words "The IRS" that it spells THEIRS?

Last night I had a blind date. All went well, except that her dog bit me.