Why is it a sin to tan? Just Cos
Oh gosh I can't think of many more
I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves<--- super cool maths pickup line
Heaps more out there somewhere...
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New...
Minneapolis of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins...
What do you call a sleeping relative ?
What do you get when you cross a dove and a high chair?
A Stool Pigeon
What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?
Name the largest stone
IF FEDEX an UPS were to merge, what might they be known as...
It's a Dell.
What do you call Australian fish? Aussie food.
If the folks from The Walking Dead tossed a zombie into a wood chipper, they'd get a perfume: body spray.
Don't get your boss angry if s/he is a cannibal. You might get chewed out.
I used to be addicted to...
process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing over the fact that their new gum was too hard and brittle and didn't have the right consistency. One of the inventors kept arguing that they simply had to add more liquid to their primary secret ingredient, code named...
iPod's name to Titantic. It's syncing now."
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."
"Velcro, what a rip off!"
"This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”