What do you call a sleeping relative ?
What do you get when you cross a dove and a high chair?
A Stool Pigeon
What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?
Name the largest stone
IF FEDEX an UPS were to merge, what might they be known as...
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New...
sisters room and tripped on a bra it was a booby trap
I heard two peanuts walked to the park one was assaulted
I'm reading a book on antigravity it's impossible to put down
its not that the guy couldn't juggle he just didn't a have the balls to do it
I tried to catch fog...
iPod's name to Titantic. It's syncing now."
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."
"Velcro, what a rip off!"
"This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”