Minneapolis of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins...
I told my friend I have to go to the gas station tomorrow because it's free coffee day, and I need to fill up. He was confused because he didn't think I had a car. I don't, I meant I was going to fill up on coffee. So I made a pun without even realizing it. I am sure that...
iPod's name to Titantic. It's syncing now."
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."
"Velcro, what a rip off!"
"This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”
This is our following conversation:
Sis: Come in the water with me
Me: No thanks, I'm good.
Sis: You're so boring. You never do anything.
Me: Dont be so salty
Sis: Dont start
Me: I don't undersand what the issue is
Sis: Seriously just stop
Me: How am I currently...
sisters room and tripped on a bra it was a booby trap
I heard two peanuts walked to the park one was assaulted
I'm reading a book on antigravity it's impossible to put down
its not that the guy couldn't juggle he just didn't a have the balls to do it
I tried to catch fog...
for "eggs" but there is one line in here that gets me so mad because I keep expecting him to say "Why have ordinary...when you can have EGGstradonary?" but instead he says "the best?" then I feel sort of disappointed.