I Like Being Drunk

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    I like posting drunk it is always fun

    and interesting the next day. Right now i am legally drunk but feel tipsy. 7 shots of gin should make you feel something besides really really ******* pissed off at mosquitoes!!! Right ? Oh my freakin god these mosquitoes ate horrid this year and my house is in a field with...
    Toru13 Toru13
    41-45, F
    Jul 14, 2014

    Drunk

    Hi I don’t really know why I’m typing this I’m plasterd right now and can hardly type. I like to get drunk after dinner, I find that this way prevents hangovers, try it. Man its great to be spinning and laughing. Everything is so funny. My advice is get drunk...
    DrunkMan23 DrunkMan23
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 20, 2010

    Drunk Is Fun

    I love when I get to that border between tipsy and drunk (and even just plain drunk) which I am right now.Thankfully I have only really gotten drunk alone thanks to my rather woeful lack of a social life- I have been on that border maybe twice in front of the same person after a...
    HelenMagnusCarter HelenMagnusCarter
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 23, 2011

    Drunk

    Hi I don’t really know why I’m typing this I’m plasterd right now and can hardly type. I like to get drunk after dinner, I find that this way prevents hangovers, try it. Man its great to be spinning and laughing. Everything is so funny. My advice is get drunk...
    DrunkMan23 DrunkMan23
    18-21, M
    Jan 20, 2010

    I Could Easily...

    Become an alcoholic.  Not that alcoholism is anything new to my family... I can see myself, sitting in an apartment, all alone, drunk off my ***. I hate being drunk when others are around.  But if ever I were alone with a bottle, it'd be gone in...
    moonlit1 moonlit1
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jul 10, 2009

    Why?

    My intellectual idol had this to say on the matter: "Drunkeness is temporary suicide".   And that is why I drink.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 19, 2010

    Drunk

    A happy drunk..sad drunk is the worst.
    Arual Arual
    22-25, F
    Sep 30, 2007

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