My two song I like from billy Joel
Is uptown girl and for the longest time
Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
CAPT. JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before...
The internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. Bill Gates.
A well-worn one dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they...
Not only am I suffering from writer's block, but also writer's indecision (that's what I'm calling it). Where I have so many ideas and I know I need to focus on one, otherwise none...
Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is...
Hello!! I'm doing this survey and I want to know what your answer would be!! Here they are!!:
1. You’re in school taking a very difficult test. Even though you have studied, you...
Billy was in Special Ops.,
for a covert mission, the tops.
but when home Billy came,
he wasn't the same.
that's when he had trouble with cops.
Billy Joel - Only The Good Die Young
Billy Joel- New York State of Mind
questions are not fully answered, man just wants to know more.
advancements bring further puzzles than we had before.
so much of it seems such a waste
She Is Always A Woman To Me - Billy Joel
Ugh! He's back again. This user made another account and keepa harassing me when I posted a question. He makes fake accounts and I have told him to stop but he won't quit! HELP...
Oh, Bill. I still love you!
Hi all. I'm writing here out of need to feel a connection. I am battling many different things in life right now and I feel very alone. I embarked on a new career this year, hoping...
I wanna say to Bill and Ted,
for chrissakes go to bed!
there are some of us who need to sleep,
while you guys do your midnight creep.
or would you like a hard shot to the head...
...in my own home.
How unfortunate to pay all the bills, be the sole provider, work ALL day, and feel like you don't belong. Even with my daughter. 😓
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
So, my mind is really open minded. I love the galaxy stars and everything. I came up with my own theories.
#What if, the UFO's that we see nowadays are...
I came to EP to find people to chat with and to make like minded friends .I live on the south coast uk where summers are short and winters long and due to my disabilities I am...
Why I Came To EP I came to EP to find people to chat with and to make like minded friends .I live on the south coast uk where summers are short and winters long and due to my...
1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"
2. "Listening to wife is like reading the...
I don't like to fight or argue. But I will do it and do it well when it's needed. If someone is spouting out a bunch of erroneous bs that I know to be bs, I will stand my ground...
Unless they paying yo bills, pay them b.i.t.c.h.e.s. no mind.
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine (1971)
1. I saved ladybugs drowning in the ocean when I was 9.
2. I was picked as one of the last in schoolyard picks.
3. I have been asked to teach dance and choreography as a child(to...
you gotta put a little wiggle in the tail,
put a little billow in the sail.
you gotta eat that bacon when it's time to fry,
and go to parasail if you hafta fly.
don't forget your...
My top 15 favorite books:
* A Little Princess by Frances a Hodgson Burnett.
* Annie by Thomas Meehan. based on the original classic story of the orphan girl adopted by Oliver...
I'm a happy drunk and I play billards better but smoke more than when sober
Signs and notices
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
At my University's Student center Bathrooms: "If you see four feet instead of two...
Hell if I know why over the years. It is like being a Cubs fan. How many years is it without making the playoffs?
It is the offseason again and free agency, a new owner, a new...
MARILYN MANSON: ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR
ROB ZOMBIE 666
SLIPKNOT- IF YOU'RE 555 THAN I'M 666
Oh and the blues clues theme song
What do you say to someone who asks for either food or money on the streets?
Sometimes I give out money.. Sometimes I don't..
Other times I wonder why I even bother.
There is over 7 billion people in this world so don't let one single person upset you or ruin your day!