I really like this guy, but he's the complete opposite of me. I know him, but he doesn't know me. I like fashion and art, yet he likes anime and music. He's into video games. I'm...
Farmer has problems
There was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a problem. His chickens were losing their feathers and dying. H sought the counsel...
The first time I heard it and saw the video I giggled and bobbed my head..... but that was enough for it to bore its way into my brain and I couldn't get rid of it. Days, weeks...
Producing A New Gum
Two men were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing over the fact that their new gum was too hard and brittle and didn't have the...
Not only black people but other race too. I like men with a nice *** and a bubble butt. Message me if your one of them
Top SpongeBob Episodes:
1) Band Geeks
2) Rock Bottom
3) No Weenies Allowed
4) Pizza Delivery
5) Chocolate with Nuts
6) I Had an Accident
7) Opposite Day
8) Dying for Pie
Having a nice hot relaxing bubble bath :)
Last the last twenty favorite singers you listened to and where you heard them first:
1. Fireflight - on a personalized radio station online
2. tobyMac - on the Christian tv...
IT SCARED THE FUDGE OUT OF MEEE
HE LOOKS LIKE A *********
HE HAS A DAMN BEARD SHOWS HIS CRACK AND SINGS "kids" SONGS WTFFF!!!
My then fiancée, now wife, encouraged me to get full dentures. She knew my partials caused me discomfort and, when two further teeth crumbled, and then my wisdom teeth erupted and...
City Hunter .. My GF is a Gumiho ... Queen of Ambition ... King 2 Hearts ...these are my favorites
I find it reassuring. Makes it easier for me to play with. It's my upper plate that sticks like gum to my upper palate.
I really like to drizzle the crab meat or lobster meat after it's been taken out of the shell with lemon juice, then dunk it into real sweet cream salted butter, then eat it. YUM!
I started liking older men when I was about 13 years old. I felt confused about it because at the same time I enjoyed thinking about older men but I felt guilty about it because I...
graciously accepting an unexpected compliment
enjoying the taste and deep red color of my apple and cranberry juice
treating myself to a yummy Asian snack and savoring a...
I feel more beautiful and confident when I take care of myself with yummy smelling lotions and sprays. Likewise, if a man smells good he instantly jumps at least 5 points on the...
Made my first meal No recipe at all today.
Vegie and mince pie. it had sweet potato for a base, zucchini strips, a tomato based sauce mince (like bolognase), more zucchini, mashed...
who wants to play ? i love younger girls tight sweet tasting yummmmy
Just had yellow chocolate for the first time #yum
Air and you..
That's the reasons..
I like the smell when it rains..
I've been enjoying all the comfort foods over winter and this is one of my favourites which is great people pleasing, stick to your ribs kind of food for when its cold but also...
I love putting on yummy smelling lotion after I get out of the shower. I smell so good all day!
I cooked boneless chicken thigh filets and I made chicken broth and lightly buttered the chicken partway into the cooking process. It is really good. The light butter made the...
There is one of the biggest genocides in world history going on in the Middle East. Christians are being eradicated and exterminated by Muslim fanatics on a daily basis. Churches...
Me in my kitchen again. So enthusiastic about preparing my zucchini pie!With grated zucchini (very thoroughly squeezed and drained of their juices)precooked potatoes cut into...
Today i helped election campaign for friend of my friend.
My friend bought for us,Sasebo burger!
This is known well as super super yummy burger.
Onions and meat are so fresh.
I wore my speedo in front of my friends for the first time yesterday. I was at the afterparty for my senior prom, and we decided it was time to move to the hot tub. I was the first...
Just ate some nachos with a load of jalopenos yummy :)
My lunch at the Greek restaurant!! Yum!!
Tonight's menu is home made meatloaf. Yummmm!!! It's remarkable how something I ate when I was young and found so despicable can be so delicious when you make it yourself :)
tonight is po or chops night. chops with gravy and biscuit yummy for the tummy
I just sang a beautiful song for my vocals class. When I practiced at home it sounded amazing every single time but when I was there in front of the class my heart started beating...
I've just had a bubblegum flavoured lolly pop and it was very satisfying 😍
When Tomorrow Comes
Part Nine - Chapter Seven
School was just as boring as ever. I no longer practically begged my parents to quit - and since Jock took time out from his daily...
I like role-playing. I like to be spanked and caned by male or female. I like to spank and cane female. No age limit either way.
I like medical role playing. I like to be examined and treated by male or female. I like to examine and treat females.
on my mail a unknown girl messaged me and she used to message me always , then finally i also started to message her , we exchanged numbers and used to text for long hours , this...
Well not just old men. I like sucxking full stop. The intensity it leads up to, the rigours smacking hitting it against my face, prodding it in my throat, lust filled eyes gagging...
At school my classroom I am in most of the time overlooks the school swimming pool. I sit next to the window so I get to see the boys quickly removing their shoes and socks...
Here's the thing. I can only get an O if i read eroticas or close my eyes and listen to an audio of someone talking dirty to me or making an erotic story like i'm in it.
Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place,
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you?
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself...