My sister showed up at my doorstep the other day, worried because I hadn't answered my phone all weekend. She doesn't understand that sometimes I need to get away from it. I need...
My cell is an extension of my butt where ever I go my cell is with me! Beside my EP and internet is log on all the time except that I'm not on it.
It's for work proposes lol.
How do I managed to break every filing phone I own!? "Phone meet wall,,,wall meet phone"
So happy I have my phone back!I can honestly say I'm 1 of those people who cant live without their phone!!
Wouldn't Be In Ep .
I love my phone cause I can use the internet on it. That's how I got on here is by my phone. Have more than one.
I've become so dependent of my cellphone alarm that now I use it to let me know when is my next class, appointment or any other thing I've got on my schedule. I put an alarm even...
Well not really, it's just acting weird.
It only charges when it feels like it and then it is slow sometimes then other times it is fast! My phone is as bi-polar as I am 0_o
My dad shouts when he's on a call. I remember walking down the road, I was at the end and I could hear my dad talking on the phone from 50 yards away lol.
Especially in the mens room. I mean I'm in a stall perusing a certain personal interest and in the stall next door some kind of "amusing" sounds can be heard.
Trying to decide on a new phone. I currently have the iphone 5 and I'm thinking of the HTC M8 or the samsung galaxy s4. Any input or user experience would be great.
I use this app on my phone, so I'm basically always on, in a way?
Anyway... Does anyone else use the app?
Okay ... Well on August 3rd (my birthday) , I got a samsung galaxy S5 . Well .. I was happy and all and I do love my phone , but it freezes up .. A lot . I have to restart it and...
Joe said, "Know what, Charlie? I killed 5 flies yesterday, 3 males and 2 females." "How could you tell them apart, Joe? asked Charlie. "Joe replied, "It was easy. The 3 males were...
it really is my all in one , i use it to wake me up and put me to sleep . Its the only think that can wake me up lol . im sure alot of other people are like this
A salesmen rang a house doorbell and it was answered by a kid wearing a top hat, a purple cape, smoking a cigar and drinking a glass of white wine. The salesmen asked: "Are your...
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?" "Well," he said...
How is a banana peel like music? You'd better "C Sharp" or you'll "B flat" .
Q: Why are people like a box of chocolates?
A: Some have nuts and some don't!
I lost it on a school trip to France in a zoo, and they found it, and said that they'll send it to where we stayed who can send it to my school (in England). So they said that they...
I sometimes set many alarms. I also use it in my classroom to keep us on schedule. So convenient!
Okay I think I'm addicted I don't know what else to do haha!
idk where.i just feel so bad for my pics..... :(
And i cant sleep either :'(
An old man came up to me at the cash machine and asked me to help him check his balance
... so i pushed him over.
Q: What"s the most common owl in the British Isles?
A: The Teat Owl (teatowel)
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?”
The runner replied...
A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes. Little Tyrone stood up and yelled: "FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!".
The 5 KINGS that make people...
Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Riddle: I'm written with two letters, said with one and seen with two.
What am I?
Answer: Eye ('e' and 'y' are the only letters).
Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
A: Their middle names.
whats the difference between a Piano, a Tuna, and a Tub of Glue?
What do you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the Doc.
What kind of horses go out after dusk?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghosted.
Riddle: Two men went into a restaurant. They sat at a table and the waiter came by and asked, "What do you want to drink?"
The first man said, "I'll have H20."
The second man...
Riddle: What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
Riddle: It turns into a different story.
What is it?
A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he...
A Short History Of Medicine
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer...
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a half feet." "Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran...
Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over*