I think that my cell phone is the only handicap I have , and I have to get rid of it as soon as posibble
My cell is an extension of my butt where ever I go my cell is with me! Beside my EP and internet is log on all the time except that I'm not on it.
It's for work proposes lol.
How do I managed to break every filing phone I own!? "Phone meet wall,,,wall meet phone"
Wouldn't Be In Ep .
I love my phone cause I can use the internet on it. That's how I got on here is by my phone. Have more than one.
I've become so dependent of my cellphone alarm that now I use it to let me know when is my next class, appointment or any other thing I've got on my schedule. I put an alarm even...
Well not really, it's just acting weird.
It only charges when it feels like it and then it is slow sometimes then other times it is fast! My phone is as bi-polar as I am 0_o
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.
I use this app on my phone, so I'm basically always on, in a way?
Anyway... Does anyone else use the app?
Okay ... Well on August 3rd (my birthday) , I got a samsung galaxy S5 . Well .. I was happy and all and I do love my phone , but it freezes up .. A lot . I have to restart it and...
I have just dropped my phone in hot chocolate can I save it?
my phone is my life literally
Q: Why are people like a box of chocolates?
A: Some have nuts and some don't!
Okay I think I'm addicted I don't know what else to do haha!
idk where.i just feel so bad for my pics..... :(
And i cant sleep either :'(
The dumb use smartphones, the smart use poetry.
They do damage.
And are overpriced.
And linked to greedy companies.
When will that change.
Before or after my brain gets me fubar.
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