Cell phones are a good for so many things other than talking.I can only recall a few phone numbers from memory and some of those are no longer in service. The memo pad is always...
Smart phone users are like "Smart phone, dumb battery" BUT MY battery can stay up to a week. Without using it of course. But as everybody knows, I cannot stay away from my phone...
I just can't get used to it.
bit latter i am gonna turn out to be thirty this year and still i think i can't get ever be used to how telephone work in our daily life especially...
I'm so addicted to my phone I'm always on it. Even though their is sometimes nothing to do on phone I always find something. And it sucks because their are others things I have to...
First thing I do when I wake up: checking my phone.
Last thing I do before I sleep: checking my phone.
One thing I do a lot in between, yeah you're right: checking my phone...
It comes in handy. You can store all your important info in a small system and have it when you need it. I actually don't care that i'm addicted to my phone it is a great thing...
I know this is ironic that I'm saying this on here and all but I hate how every is attached to their phones. You can't do anything fun without every else around you constantly on...
My cellphone is basically my best friend :P
My phone is my baby 🙌😩 we will always have that special connection. I would cry if I lost it 😢. Lmao I sound like I have no life right now
just lost my phone
feel like ****
My phones my life. I never go anywhere without it.
I love my phone It's non stop for
The second I wake up I grab my phone and play apps. But when it's time to go to bed I make sure to play all my games and get a new high score before I sleep (to make me feel good)
Really... I'm sitting on the pot and in another stall I hear a phone ring... Then, ...Hello?
How absolutely important could that call possibly be?
my phone is in my hands almost every second of the day so if you think i'm ignoring u I proberly am.
i remember i put my phone down for 5 mins
Why Men Are Just Happier People!
What do you expect from such simple creatures!?
Their last name stays put.
The garage is all theirs.
Wedding plans take care of themselves...
Some one should buy my more data :3 I have like 104mb left :/ NEEDS MORE!
I'm totally addicted to my fone. and I'm not ashamed of it. I use my fone for alot of things. music, alarm clock, facebook, texting games, I text and message ppl more than...
A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would...
Yup! It doesn't work that well either considering I wanted to wake up at 9 and now it's nearly 12. Ffs I need to get back into a routine xD
I'm always on it I swear, I'm on 11% lol help
I can't even go to the bathroom without it!!!! ='(
Irritating loud m*+h€RFv(k£r$ !!!
DAMN YOU YOU STUPID IPHONE!!! First, you wouldnt turn on so i miss out on making my money UGH! upgrade?? YES!
I want to smack the **** out of people who do this in public. It's so rude and inconsiderate. I make sure to glare at them if we make eye contact.
Someone txt me n ask
4 my number📱📱📱📞📞
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course", comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
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One day a man called the church office and said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"
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A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!
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The man replies: "I'm...
Can you spell that?
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The teacher asked...
Harry came home from Sunday school and asked his mother, "Do people really come from dust?"
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Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
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"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.
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Make me laugh .-. (pls) (I'm bored)
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank...
Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me
rob this bank?"
The customer replies, "YES...
This is a good one.
Why is Charlie Hebdo written in French?
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What the heck did...