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    Cell Phone Riddle:#03

     Using a cell phone keypad as a reference to letters: What is the answer to this question? "If you are rendered absolutely powerless, then you are?" LEVEL: Easy/Moderate Two Words 8682559     68379435633
    knightwhispers knightwhispers 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 26, 2010

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    Cell Phone Riddle:#02

    Using a cell phone keypad as a reference to letters: "I keep asking, but no-one hears my words." CLUE:  An old saying/proverb. LEVEL: Easy/Moderate FOUR  words: 3255464   66  3313  3277 
    knightwhispers knightwhispers 56-60, M Oct 26, 2010

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    Cell Phone Riddle:#01

    Using a cell phone keypad as a reference to letters: What is the answer to this question? "They come in sets of four" LEVEL: Easy   7 8 2 3 7 8 7 5 3   
    knightwhispers knightwhispers 56-60, M Oct 26, 2010

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