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I Like Dark Humor

For those who find humor in the darker things ... 5,440 People

    A Mime Is a Terrible Thing to Waste

    A stunned world mourns the passing of its favorite, and most famous, mime - French entertainer Marcel Marceau.  Marceau developed his silent comedic style after watching the films of Charlie Chaplin.  Those who are interested in details of the funeral should note the...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto 56-60, M 6 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    I couldn't stop laughing

    when I found out that the entire plot of one of my story lines is how a fruit is turned into a vegtable. Give it a moment. Now either laugh with me or let the butthurt begin
    TrentKandinski TrentKandinski 22-25, M Feb 21, 2014

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    What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

    ..............The wheelchair. Haa? HAAA? Get it?
    FullMetalPanic FullMetalPanic 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 3, 2014

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    Mom: My throat is killing me Me: What

    if I were to slit my throat and leave a note saying I had a sore throat? *silence* Sister: ...That's not funny. Mom: That's really sad. Me: W-Why not? I thought it was ./.
    C9Poke C9Poke 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 18

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    timmy loved blowing bubbles.

    bubbles was a man.
    TheDiamondMinecart TheDiamondMinecart 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 8

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    Why isn't Alaska part of Canada?

    Because the wilderness isn't for queers (Sorry if this is offensive)
    Paranoidbeyondbelief Paranoidbeyondbelief 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    If My Humor Was The Sun, Then Daylight Wouldn't Exist

    Willie looking in the gun Pulls the trigger just for fun. Mother says in tones so pained, "Willie is so scatter-brained!" Little Willie, full of glee, Put radium in grandma's tea. Now he thinks it quite a lark To see her shining in the dark.   Little Willie hung his sister...
    MukaiTheDifferent MukaiTheDifferent 22-25, M 3 Responses Feb 13, 2011

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    What do you call a five year old with no

    friends? A sandy hook survivor.
    SarahLMadison SarahLMadison 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Im the kind to prank call.

    .. Especially with one of my friends... When we were like, only 8, we called someone named Patrick and we were yelling WERE SPONGEBOB AND SQUIDWARD... "Patrick" said: "and I'm the one living under a rock eating sand?"
    Nataliebeans1 Nataliebeans1 13-15, F Mar 18

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    Jesus the Musical

    go on youtube and search "jesus the musical" it is hysterical. i love humor like that. also i saw this picture recently of jesus on the cross. he was making a Y then there were people next to him do M C A.  i couldn't stop laughing.
    killthejill killthejill 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 20, 2007

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    Dark humor is like food,

    not everybody gets it.
    rhythmix rhythmix 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27

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    Eez Deelishusszzz

    I can't remember my first taste of dark humor, but each time feels like I'm experiencing it for the first time. Maybe. I used to read Jhonen Vasquez's comics and those were great. Dead Like Me was one of my favourite shows, I can't remember much else but I'm sure there are plenty...
    Erutrevo Erutrevo 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 12, 2009

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    "Ladies and Gentlemen!

    You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's...
    Dwari Dwari 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    From a lady friend on Experience Project: What

    did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped!
    fleebabylon fleebabylon 26-30, M Jan 21

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    Pretty sure an anti-joke classes

    as dark humour: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.
    Stillnotbroken Stillnotbroken 18-21, F Sep 2, 2014

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    When I was a kid I have no idea what black

    comedy was, so when I went on the wikipedia. The first picture I saw was the 'Hopscotch to oblivion' and it still gets a chuckle out of me.
    nuwandaisaphony nuwandaisaphony 16-17, F Mar 25

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    ZombieMcChrist ZombieMcChrist 26-30, F May 14

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    Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant?

    Because Ken came in a different box.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 16

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    I love jokes and have always been drawn to the

    dark side of funny. I love www.sickipedia.org its a goto site for most days. I highly recommend it :O)
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M Nov 6, 2014

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    Dark Humor Is Often Misunderstood

    Many people find the notion of even considering telling a joke about a horrific tragedy incredibly offensive. They believe there is no justification for finding humor in jokes about Aids, famine, mass-murder, rape, racism...and perhaps they are sometimes right. But of course...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 18, 2013

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    Whats a

    What's a girl with no arms and no legs on the bottom of the ocean called?    Sandy            What's a guy with no arms and no legs floating on the ocean called?  Bob     ...
    jillian222 jillian222 56-60, T 2 Responses Jul 8, 2009

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    My friend and I watched Maze Runner in the

    theaters with another group of friends. Now Maze Runner is supposed to be funny. But dear god, when a character died at the end of the movie. Me and my friend just laughed (quietly of course because everyone else was sniffling during that scene) and me and my friend still can't...
    nuwandaisaphony nuwandaisaphony 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    jellyrolls34 jellyrolls34 18-21, F 2 Responses May 9

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    You ever say something to someone that's sort

    of vague and darkly humorous and they laugh, but if they knew what was actually happening they'd probably **** themselves?
    midniteinc midniteinc 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 12, 2014

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    mrsmitchell15 mrsmitchell15 22-25, F Sep 10, 2014

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    How many morbid jokes does it take to screw in

    a lightbulb? Not as many as there are dead puppies in the world
    Firestorm7375 Firestorm7375 16-17, F Apr 28, 2014

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    Me: Man, that girl is young enough to be my

    daughter! My Friend: But the important thing to remember is that she is NOT your daughter... Me: Well played sir.
    3Dogmatic 3Dogmatic 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 5

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    A Joke

    What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bath tub.... You throw in the laundry!
    AloneintheWorld AloneintheWorld 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    Bad Enough

    It was bad enough that you had to make me drink that glass of diarrhea at gun point, but you just had to make me laugh so that I would blow it all out my nose.
    CopperCoil CopperCoil 36-40, M 5 Responses May 18, 2008

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    Crazy Coworker # 2

    This is the same coworker mentioned in my first post, Well he was telling us about how he and his ex wife would go to couple retreats, and every year they would have a creative theme for the weekend. He told us how one year it was a highschool theme and couple would wear old...
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 11, 2012

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    I'M Going To Medical School....

    It was the easiest application in the world, they're not going to charge me tuition, I won't have to buy books, I'll get free housing, and they're going to take me to classes everyday. I won't have to lift a finger, take exams, or study at all! It's the best deal in the...
    yintaozenthin yintaozenthin 46-50, F Nov 9, 2013

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    Just a month or so ago i was reading online

    about one of the bleakest philosopher's and came across the name of Brother Theodore, oh what a find that was! Maybe this classic routine of his could brighten some EP'ers days :)
    Nest37 Nest37 36-40, M Sep 20, 2014

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    Since I already finished Invader Zim

    and a few episodes of Salad fingers, I need more rather disturbing but funny animations to watch, any ideas?
    InvaderGashloog InvaderGashloog 70+, F 1 Response Oct 9, 2014

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    I am not proud of this.

    But it's part of who I am!
    ArtPaige ArtPaige 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 20, 2014

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    Dark Cartoons.

    www.explosm.net it's a pretty good site with lots of dark cartoons.
    lazyker lazyker 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 28, 2007

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    I like sarcastic black humor,

    touch of darkness but with taste.Some dark jokes are bad as in tasteless.
    4biandu 4biandu 31-35, F Nov 14, 2014

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    Spoilsbury Toast.. Damn David Firth.

    Him and Jhonen Vasquez should team up some time.
    InvaderGashloog InvaderGashloog 70+, F Oct 31, 2014

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    It Is My Weakness.

    I don't really have a dark sense of humor it just there one thing that gets me every time. Dead baby jokes. I know I am a horrible person and I shouldn't laugh but the crap that people can come up with. I in no way ever want this to happen to a real child or my own children...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Sep 14, 2011

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    When you live a somewhat dark life.

    .. or at least have some dark periods... dark humor is what gets you through it.
    utahwriter utahwriter 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 8, 2014

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    My Mother's Funeral

    Not that I wish her dead or anything, but I was thinking tonight how one day my brother and I will have to arrange her burial/cremation/funeral whatever, when we both have cut her off and think she's a horrible person who sexually, physically and emotionally abused us as children...
    Handed Handed 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 31, 2012

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    I find dead baby jokes disgusting

    but **** man. I love reading them. I'm a complex person. Lol.
    CyanideY CyanideY 70+, F 4 Responses Apr 15

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    Cat: meow! Mom: I wonder what's wrong with him!

    He's been meowing all day. Sister: Maybe we need to take him to a doctor. Me: I can recommend Dr. 9mm
    C9Poke C9Poke 16-17, M Mar 18

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    ok so here is a joke I've learned.

    Two women die and meet in heaven. The first one asks so how did you die? The second one replies "I froze to death." the second woman then asks the first " how did you die?" The first replies " I had a heart attack." The second woman asks " how did that happen?" The first one...
    ajrestless ajrestless 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    I really love creepy pasta I just do.

    There actually pretty cool. Like Jeff the Killer he's awesome.
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 2, 2014

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    "He gained pleasure from receiving

    or inflicting pain. He felt alone until the election results revealed 36.9% of voters felt the same way." 50shadesofTory (twitter account making fun of right wing ideologies.) https://twitter.com/50ShadesOfTory https://twitter.com/UkipWeather
    ZombieMcChrist ZombieMcChrist 26-30, F 1 Response May 12

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    Has A Vacancy At The Grey Matter Motel

    Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my beer.
    possumballz possumballz 41-45, M 2 Responses Dec 13, 2012

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    Hello darkness my old friend~ I came to speak with you again~
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