Nothing Is Sacred - too soon? never. it takes A LOT to offend me. like A LOT.
EdgeCrusher 1 Response 0 Apr 28, 2011
Dark Cartoons. - www.explosm.net it's a pretty good site with lots of dark cartoons.
lazyker 3 Responses 5 Jun 28, 2007
Questions - I have always loved dark humor because it resonates with many uncertainties that are inherent in life. I'm also a fan of existentialism, and any other area that has an appreciation of absurdity.
eccentricity7 1 Response 0 Jun 27, 2009
From Buffy The Vampire Slayer - The scene on the Harvest episode, where that one demon who was angry with another stuck his finger in his eye and said, "You got something in your eye"
lastdaysman 1 Dec 21, 2011
Story #43 I Think I Got My Dark Side - from my dad. He was the most gentle and kind man I have ever known, but he did have a dark sense of humour. Weird. Now, in my opinion, what he did, most of the time was try to use humour to lighten a bad situation. For instance, when he was...
Serenitree 1 Response 1 Jul 29, 2011
Stolen Joke :p - I heard this joke somewhere but I can't remember where lol A man comes home to find his elderly mother passed out on the floor, he calls the ambulance and she is rushed off the er. After some time, the doctor comes to the man and says: "I have good new and bad...
AnotherSadStory 1 Oct 7, 2012
Love the Movie Fargo - [Marge bends over next to the overturned car, as if she's looking at something on the ground] Lou: You alright there, Margie? Marge Gunderson: Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Marge Gunderson: [standing up again after a moment] ... Well, that passed...
MizzBlue72 4 Responses 1 Nov 21, 2008
Cynical - Anyone else feeling awfully cynical today? These moods are also a clump of loneliness because nobody gets it.
J8ed 1 Nov 22
Jesus the Musical - go on youtube and search "jesus the musical" it is hysterical. i love humor like that. also i saw this picture recently of jesus on the cross. he was making a Y then there were people next to him do M C A. i couldn't stop laughing.
killthejill 5 Responses 2 Jul 20, 2007
Sad But Darkly Funny - Here's a little video called "A Nice Sunday Art Sale In The Park" I'd be interested in knowing if anyone finds it as funny as I do. http://www.vimeo.com/15187192
bxer999 1 Response 0 Mar 18, 2011
Why Is It Funny - I laugh at the fact that my boyfriend died by hitting a tree. It's not that it's funny, but at the same time it is. No one understands, but it feels a lot better than crying all the time. I feel the pain lift a little when I laugh
AliyaahAbdy 2 Responses 1 Jul 29
Bad Enough - It was bad enough that you had to make me drink that glass of diarrhea at gun point, but you just had to make me laugh so that I would blow it all out my nose.
CopperCoil 5 Responses 6 May 18, 2008
Sick Humor Works, Also - The one Howard Stern got fired for right after that Florida Air crash in Washington, when he called up and asked, "How much is a ticket to the 14th Street Bridge?" That one takes the cake. Really, really bad taste....and funny, too.
onlinegrandpa 3 Responses 1 Nov 22, 2008
Nothing Against Cats. - So there is this joke about a masochist, a zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophile, and a pyromaniac.The zoophile goes"what if we f*cked the cat?"The sadist replies"yeah! lets **** the cat, then torture it!"The murderer adds"cool! lets **** the cat...
lowridergirl 6 Responses 6 Sep 18, 2012
Zombies - Ya know, zombies are a lot like my ex-girlfriend. Give 'em a beating and they'll just come back for more.
CooperTrooper 2 Responses 0 Oct 25, 2009
If My Humor Was The Sun, Then Daylight Wouldn't Exist - Willie looking in the gun Pulls the trigger just for fun. Mother says in tones so pained, "Willie is so scatter-brained!" Little Willie, full of glee, Put radium in grandma's tea. Now he thinks it quite a lark To see her...
MukaiTheDifferent 2 Responses 2 Feb 13, 2011
A Joke - What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bath tub.... You throw in the laundry!
AloneintheWorld 4 Responses 2 Sep 12, 2007
I'M Going To Medical School.... - It was the easiest application in the world, they're not going to charge me tuition, I won't have to buy books, I'll get free housing, and they're going to take me to classes everyday. I won't have to lift a finger, take exams, or study at all...
yintaozenthin 1 Response 3 Nov 9
A Mime Is a Terrible Thing to Waste - A stunned world mourns the passing of its favorite, and most famous, mime - French entertainer Marcel Marceau. Marceau developed his silent comedic style after watching the films of Charlie Chaplin. Those who are interested in...
ElLagarto 6 Responses 5 Sep 23, 2007
The Darker the Better - I like it best when that sweet little voice in my head fairly screams, "Oh, that's horrible, don't laugh at that!" which only makes me laugh louder.
humdinger 1 Response 1 Sep 11, 2007
Dark Sense Of Humor - I have a really dark and cruel sense of humor... When I joke around, it's almost always at another's expense and I end up hurting their feelings even though I try to reassure them time and again that I'm NOT serious. It's like I do it automatically... And...
nightmareangel 4 Responses 0 Apr 28, 2011
Dark Humor - I love dark humor. I don't think there isn't anything that I haven't laughed about at least once. I don't think it makes me a bad person, but in fact makes me as comfortable with myself as I could possibly be. It lightens the seriousness of subjects dubbed taboo. I...
Rougejigga 4 Responses 1 Feb 26, 2010
None Myself - I think dark humor is hilarious, but i don't know any good jokes myself >.>
HoldMe 1 Response 0 Sep 20, 2009
Nice Icon! - I know where the icon comes from. Did anyone else notice that the artist for that started doing drawings for Pop Tarts? Isn't that quite a random change?
ameeker 1 Response 1 Nov 19, 2007
It Is My Weakness. - I don't really have a dark sense of humor it just there one thing that gets me every time. Dead baby jokes. I know I am a horrible person and I shouldn't laugh but the crap that people can come up with. I in no way ever want this to happen to a real child...
deleted 8 Responses 3 Sep 14, 2011
Crazy Coworker # 2 - This is the same coworker mentioned in my first post, Well he was telling us about how he and his ex wife would go to couple retreats, and every year they would have a creative theme for the weekend. He told us how one year it was a highschool theme and...
siggy10 3 Responses 6 Oct 11, 2012
Hello, Darkness My Old Friend - Are you kidding me? I love dark humor! "Bob turned off all the lights in the room." "The sun sunk over the hills."
Vellamo 0 Mar 20, 2011
Dark Humor Is Often Misunderstood - Many people find the notion of even considering telling a joke about a horrific tragedy incredibly offensive. They believe there is no justification for finding humor in jokes about Aids, famine, mass-murder, rape, racism...and perhaps they...
tristessastar 1 Response 2 Aug 18
Has A Vacancy At The Grey Matter Motel - Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' They got up, unplugged...
possumballz 2 Responses 1 Dec 13, 2012
I Just Do - One of my favorite movies is 'The Darwin Awards'. The website can be rather hilarious too. I think death and dark situations are rather funny. I find that if you can laugh at something then it's not really that bad.
lyricaldemise 0 Mar 1
My Mother's Funeral - Not that I wish her dead or anything, but I was thinking tonight how one day my brother and I will have to arrange her burial/cremation/funeral whatever, when we both have cut her off and think she's a horrible person who sexually, physically and emotionally...
Handed 8 Responses 2 Jul 31, 2012
I Got One - What did the lepur say to the hooker? Keep the tip.
CooperTrooper 1 Response 1 Oct 3, 2009
O______o - I laughed really hard when that baby got shot in God Bless America. Dark enough for you?
sparklenut 0 Dec 27, 2012
Walk the Line - Dark humor brings a new level to humor touching the bounds of what is not acceptable and bashing through the moral values of an individual... because when you laugh.... you loose a piece of your soul MUAHAHAHAHAhA
Xeno 1 Response 1 Jul 29, 2007
Despair.com - Have you seen this site? They've perfected "demotivational" posters, like the ones you see on corporate walls with stock photos and brainless aphorisms. Only these posters have a delicious difference. My favorite is here: http://despair.com/potential.html
humdinger 4 Responses 1 Sep 13, 2007
I Love Dark Humor.. - Especially Dark Comedy/Humor movies..
LikeAPrayer 0 Dec 22, 2012
Creepily Thriving On Misery - All right. So I have no dark jokes from the top of my head. I had written plenty of dark, humorous skits, but... I can't immediately think of one at the moment, or even find one. Okay. Fine. So why am I here today? Well, I...
Sixband 0 Dec 6, 2010
Misinterpreted - The only reason it's referred as "dark" is because Stiffs called it that way. I think it's one of the best kinds of humor. Just watch Anthony Jeselnik. Amazing.
DameInChains 0 Nov 11
Big Long Driller - This is an excerpt from one of the best Wii games, MadWorld. Kreese-"Here comes Big Long Driller!" Howard-"Ya know, that's what the ladies used to call me before my freak accident." Kreese-"Oh, yeah? Well, What do they call...
CooperTrooper 2 Responses 1 Oct 15, 2009
I Tend to Be a Very Pessimisti... - I tend to be a very pessimistic and sarcastic person, so most of my own humor is dark. I do like dark humor, and I think there are some great dark comedies. But I don't object to some lighter stuff either.
teenanonymous 0 Jul 29, 2007
Dark Black Humor - I love dark humor but there is so little in these politically correct days. Good dark humor is always welcome and needed by society. The more the better.
bvb1123 1 Response 0 Jan 29, 2011
Eez Deelishusszzz - I can't remember my first taste of dark humor, but each time feels like I'm experiencing it for the first time. Maybe. I used to read Jhonen Vasquez's comics and those were great. Dead Like Me was one of my favourite shows, I can't remember much else but I'm...
Erutrevo 1 Response 2 Nov 12, 2009
Dark Humor - Good Evening (will it's actually morning). My name is Roge (which is Egor spelled backwards). I am here to tell you that I and my Master the Count, sell Dark Humor. Our business used to be in Blood Lust, however the Master has gotten to long...
sweetd 2 Responses 1 Jul 29, 2007
Nyctophilia - A few weeks ago, we had a full moon. Instead of ivory it was the orangeish color it is sometimes. The thing about is that it was so close to us. I was in the car with my family when I saw it in the sky and got so excited every time I saw it saying "Look. Look there...
UnderworldNymph 1 Response 4 Nov 16
I Will Never Be Perfect But I Will Always Be Unique - As i've growned older i realized that its impossible to please everyone. But ******* everyone off is jus a piece of cake..
mavie22 0 Nov 6
Weird Humor - I appreciate all humor from the witty John Stewart to really dark humor. Like really dark and inappropriate. Nothing is (or should be) out of bounds. All comedy is funny.
teenstudent546 0 Nov 6
In The Dark - I’ve written songs In the dark, in the dark, in the dark, in the dark I’ve felt inspired In the dark, in the dark, in the dark, in the dark I hide myself In the dark, in the dark, in the dark, in the dark Used to be afraid Of the dark, of the dark, of the dark...
In The Darkness - emons come from every side(in the darkness is the light)Pulling me on a downward slide(in the darkness is the light)Getting hot the deeper i go(in the darkness is the light)Into the darkness down below(in the darkness is the light)I lived my life on one...
Sam And The Dark [P1] - Sam has always hated being in the dark and that where she was right now, Sam has a short wide face with very little defined cheek bones and a rounded chin, she has pale blue eyes almost gray with average rounded eyebrows, a small cute nose with a scar just...
awsomemax007 1 Nov 26
I'm Scared Of The Dark - I still sleep with a nightlight :( It's a nightlight that's not as bright as I would like it to be. It's one of the red bulbs so it's darker than what I would normally have it as, so I had to download this app on my phone that's like a timed nightlight...
DrMeemersworth 0 Nov 7
The Dark Eternal Night - No one dared toSpeak of the terrible dangerThe hideous ancient warningsForged in the void of nightHe has risen upOut of the blacknessChaosThe last of the prophetsSinisterA sickening monstrous sightThrough the stifling heatUnderneath the pale green moonI...
Man In A Dark Suite... - I was 9years old then back in school when it happened.... I was sleeping one night in my hostel,...so i was'nt feeling comfortable on my bed, so i got up, by then, there was light in the hostel, everyone was sleeping,everywhere was quiet.., so i jumped...
Hitla 0 Nov 26
A Peice Of Her Darkness Is A Part Of Me Now. - There's a strange sensation coming over me these last few days, before that even. It's been growing right along with the impending sense of dread that was there all along. I have to admit the writing was on the wall from the start. I...
Anonymouself 2 Responses 2 Nov 6
Trip The Darkness - What a day?I can barely keep my eyes wide openI don't wanna see straightWhat a day?Feels like my breath is heavy againAnd I'm totally fadedCome to meCome to meI am waiting for youCome to meI can't waitFollow me, follow meAs I trip the darknessOne more...
Strengthened Through The Darkness - Sorry if this turns out to be a long story, but I have to, as they say, "get it off my chest." So, here it goes. I have a crush on this kid in my grade. Lets say his name is Alex. Well, there was one day that this kid was staring at me with a...
roseshideinthemind 0 a week ago
Some People Look At Us Like 😳 - My mother,sister and I have always been a close 3. Always been us three. So we have a weird sense of humour that no one else would get. For example we all call each other ******* (it's in a loving way) or dickhead lol or vagina. Lol it sounds...
kaycakes24 6 Responses 5 Nov 7
I Don'T Feel Like Gender Is Important When Love Is Involved... - I don't like to label myself as any sexual orientation because I believe that love is love. Love shouldn't be labeled as "gay" "straight" or whatever. If you fall in love with someone it should be because of who...
FunniUnicorn 4 Responses 11 Nov 10
I Seriously Have A Darkside... - Sometimes, I like to smell old books just for the old, antique, comforting though. And I'll put them back on the shelf in the library...but in the wrong place. That's my darkside....
TurtleTopia 3 Responses 4 Nov 9
Dark & Devil - Ok, I will not lie, I'm not a serial killer, but I have a dark side. I will not go into how it was created, and why it exists at all, but it's there, just under the skin. Few people know about it, those who have experienced it. My parents, my friend Danny. They...
Anja1234 3 Responses 3 Nov 11