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I Like Dark Humor

For those who find humor in the darker things ... 5,135 People

    I couldn't stop laughing

    when I found out that the entire plot of one of my story lines is how a fruit is turned into a vegtable. Give it a moment. Now either laugh with me or let the butthurt begin
    TrentKandinski TrentKandinski 18-21, M Feb 21

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    Heartburn

    My friends just died of heartburn. Gav is gone!!!..
    cindy1ukcd cindy1ukcd 46-50, M Sep 20, 2013

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    Story #43 I Think I Got My Dark Side

    from my dad. He was the most gentle and kind man I have ever known, but he did have a dark sense of humour. Weird. Now, in my opinion, what he did, most of the time was try to use humour to lighten a bad situation. For instance, when he was a young man, during WWII, he was in the...
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F 1 Response Jul 29, 2011

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    Has A Vacancy At The Grey Matter Motel

    Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my beer.
    possumballz possumballz 41-45, M 2 Responses Dec 13, 2012

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    Stolen Joke :p

    I heard this joke somewhere but I can't remember where lol A man comes home to find his elderly mother passed out on the floor, he calls the ambulance and she is rushed off the er. After some time, the doctor comes to the man and says: "I have good new and bad news, which would...
    AnotherSadStory AnotherSadStory 22-25, F Oct 7, 2012

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    Pretty sure an anti-joke classes

    as dark humour: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.
    Stillnotbroken Stillnotbroken 16-17, F Sep 2

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    O______o

    I laughed really hard when that baby got shot in God Bless America. Dark enough for you?
    sparklenut sparklenut 13-15, M Dec 27, 2012

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    Nothing Against Cats.

    So there is this joke about a masochist, a zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophile, and a pyromaniac.The zoophile goes"what if we f*cked the cat?"The sadist replies"yeah! lets **** the cat, then torture it!"The murderer adds"cool! lets **** the cat, torture it, then kill it...
    christfukk christfukk 26-30, F 6 Responses Sep 18, 2012

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    Whats a

    What's a girl with no arms and no legs on the bottom of the ocean called?    Sandy            What's a guy with no arms and no legs floating on the ocean called?  Bob     ...
    jillian222 jillian222 56-60, T 2 Responses Jul 8, 2009

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    I am not proud of this.

    But it's part of who I am!
    ArtPaige ArtPaige 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 20

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    A Joke

    What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bath tub.... You throw in the laundry!
    AloneintheWorld AloneintheWorld 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    Grosse Point Blank

    You have got to see it. It may not be morbid, but it is funny as hell!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 24, 2012

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    Why Is It Funny

    I laugh at the fact that my boyfriend died by hitting a tree. It's not that it's funny, but at the same time it is. No one understands, but it feels a lot better than crying all the time. I feel the pain lift a little when I laugh
    AliyaahAbdy AliyaahAbdy 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

    ..............The wheelchair. Haa? HAAA? Get it?
    FullMetalPanic FullMetalPanic 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 3

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    I believe that having a dark sense of humor is

    good because it makes lite of things we are afraid of and thus makes it more manageable to have a real discussion about it. They say there is strength in numbers....tell that to 6 million Jews -Jimmy Carr
    passion4writing passion4writing 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2013

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    Shrek is love. Shrek.

    Is life. I have seen a true masterpiece today. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7yUxMPI-Q5g Check it out! Guaranty it is the most bizarre thing you will ever see in your life! Have a good one! - Alex033
    Alex033 Alex033 18-21, M 3 Responses Sep 2

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    Walk the Line

    Dark humor brings a new level to humor touching the bounds of what is not acceptable and bashing through the moral values of an individual... because when you laugh.... you loose a piece of your soul MUAHAHAHAHAhA
    Xeno Xeno 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 29, 2007

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    The Darker the Better

    I like it best when that sweet little voice in my head fairly screams, "Oh, that's horrible, don't laugh at that!" which only makes me laugh louder.
    humdinger humdinger 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 11, 2007

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    Crazy Coworker # 2

    This is the same coworker mentioned in my first post, Well he was telling us about how he and his ex wife would go to couple retreats, and every year they would have a creative theme for the weekend. He told us how one year it was a highschool theme and couple would wear old...
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 3 Responses Oct 11, 2012

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    A Mime Is a Terrible Thing to Waste

    A stunned world mourns the passing of its favorite, and most famous, mime - French entertainer Marcel Marceau.  Marceau developed his silent comedic style after watching the films of Charlie Chaplin.  Those who are interested in details of the funeral should note the...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto 56-60, M 6 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    Dark Humor

        Good Evening (will it's actually morning). My name is Roge (which is Egor spelled backwards). I am here to tell you that I and my Master the Count, sell Dark Humor.  Our business used to be in Blood Lust, however the Master has gotten to long in the tooth...
    sweetd sweetd 56-60, F 2 Responses Jul 29, 2007

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    Despair.com

    Have you seen this site? They've perfected "demotivational" posters, like the ones you see on corporate walls with stock photos and brainless aphorisms. Only these posters have a delicious difference. My favorite is here: http://despair.com/potential.html
    humdinger humdinger 46-50, F 3 Responses Sep 13, 2007

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    Nice Icon!

    I know where the icon comes from. Did anyone else notice that the artist for that started doing drawings for Pop Tarts? Isn't that quite a random change?
    ameeker ameeker 21-25, F 1 Response Nov 19, 2007

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    Ill Admit

    I think 'racist' jokes are funny. Anyone else? And no i dont get offended when they jokes are about my race i laugh at all of them.
    TheAthiestRealist TheAthiestRealist 18-21, F Sep 23, 2013

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    When you live a somewhat dark life.

    .. or at least have some dark periods... dark humor is what gets you through it.
    utahwriter utahwriter 36-40, M 2 Responses Jun 8

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    Dark Cartoons.

    www.explosm.net it's a pretty good site with lots of dark cartoons.
    lazyker lazyker 21-25, F 3 Responses Jun 28, 2007

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    Jesus the Musical

    go on youtube and search "jesus the musical" it is hysterical. i love humor like that. also i saw this picture recently of jesus on the cross. he was making a Y then there were people next to him do M C A.  i couldn't stop laughing.
    killthejill killthejill 16-18, F 5 Responses Jul 20, 2007

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    Bad Enough

    It was bad enough that you had to make me drink that glass of diarrhea at gun point, but you just had to make me laugh so that I would blow it all out my nose.
    CopperCoil CopperCoil 36-40, M 5 Responses May 18, 2008

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    It Is My Weakness.

    I don't really have a dark sense of humor it just there one thing that gets me every time. Dead baby jokes. I know I am a horrible person and I shouldn't laugh but the crap that people can come up with. I in no way ever want this to happen to a real child or my own children...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Sep 14, 2011

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    How many morbid jokes does it take to screw in

    a lightbulb? Not as many as there are dead puppies in the world
    Firestorm7375 Firestorm7375 13-15, F Apr 28

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    mrsmitchell15 mrsmitchell15 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 10

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    I Love Dark Humor..

    Especially Dark Comedy/Humor movies..
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F Dec 22, 2012

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    My Mother's Funeral

    Not that I wish her dead or anything, but I was thinking tonight how one day my brother and I will have to arrange her burial/cremation/funeral whatever, when we both have cut her off and think she's a horrible person who sexually, physically and emotionally abused us as children...
    Handed Handed 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 31, 2012

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    Dark Humor Is Often Misunderstood

    Many people find the notion of even considering telling a joke about a horrific tragedy incredibly offensive. They believe there is no justification for finding humor in jokes about Aids, famine, mass-murder, rape, racism...and perhaps they are sometimes right. But of course...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 18, 2013

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    There is no such thing

    as dark humor. A bad joke about ice-cream is worse than a good rape joke.
    Mrladyfingers Mrladyfingers 16-17, M Feb 6

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    I Just Do

    One of my favorite movies is 'The Darwin Awards'. The website can be rather hilarious too. I think death and dark situations are rather funny. I find that if you can laugh at something then it's not really that bad.
    lyricaldemise lyricaldemise 36-40 Mar 1, 2013

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    Misinterpreted

    The only reason it's referred as "dark" is because Stiffs called it that way. I think it's one of the best kinds of humor. Just watch Anthony Jeselnik. Amazing.
    TitaniaWannabe TitaniaWannabe 13-15, F Nov 11, 2013

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    From Buffy The Vampire Slayer

    The scene on the Harvest episode, where that one demon who was angry with another stuck his finger in his eye and said, "You got something in your eye"
    lastdaysman lastdaysman 26-30, M Dec 21, 2011

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    Eez Deelishusszzz

    I can't remember my first taste of dark humor, but each time feels like I'm experiencing it for the first time. Maybe. I used to read Jhonen Vasquez's comics and those were great. Dead Like Me was one of my favourite shows, I can't remember much else but I'm sure there are plenty...
    Erutrevo Erutrevo 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 12, 2009

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    I'M Going To Medical School....

    It was the easiest application in the world, they're not going to charge me tuition, I won't have to buy books, I'll get free housing, and they're going to take me to classes everyday. I won't have to lift a finger, take exams, or study at all! It's the best deal in the...
    yintaozenthin yintaozenthin 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 9, 2013

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    Love the Movie Fargo

    [Marge bends over next to the overturned car, as if she's looking at something on the ground] Lou: You alright there, Margie? Marge Gunderson: Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Marge Gunderson: [standing up again after a moment] ... Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 4 Responses Nov 21, 2008

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    I Got One

    What did the lepur say to the hooker?   Keep the tip.
    CooperTrooper CooperTrooper 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 3, 2009

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    Sick Humor Works, Also

     The one Howard Stern got fired for right after that Florida Air crash in Washington, when he called up and asked, "How much is a ticket to the 14th Street Bridge?" That one takes the cake. Really, really bad taste....and funny, too.
    onlinegrandpa onlinegrandpa 61-65 3 Responses Nov 22, 2008

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    Dark Humor

    I love dark humor. I don't think there isn't anything that I haven't laughed about at least once. I don't think it makes me a bad person, but in fact makes me as comfortable with myself as I could possibly be. It lightens the seriousness of subjects dubbed taboo. I'm a...
    Rougejigga Rougejigga 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 26, 2010

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    If My Humor Was The Sun, Then Daylight Wouldn't Exist

    Willie looking in the gun Pulls the trigger just for fun. Mother says in tones so pained, "Willie is so scatter-brained!" Little Willie, full of glee, Put radium in grandma's tea. Now he thinks it quite a lark To see her shining in the dark.   Little Willie hung his sister...
    MukaiTheDifferent MukaiTheDifferent 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 13, 2011

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    ok so here is a joke I've learned.

    Two women die and meet in heaven. The first one asks so how did you die? The second one replies "I froze to death." the second woman then asks the first " how did you die?" The first replies " I had a heart attack." The second woman asks " how did that happen?" The first one...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    I spend hours upon hours on sickipedia,

    I am in no way racist or anything like that but I just love the jokes
    Deleteddd Deleteddd 18-21, M Jan 19

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    Related Experiences

    I just love all the humorous jackasses out there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 23

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    Listening to "The Trial" by Attrition on All Mine Enemys Whispers. It's quite the trip, sitting in the dark, hearing it up close, on my head phones. In a very good way.
    Aurinne Aurinne 36-40, F Aug 25

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    It's all I no it's my friend
    Kingblingblangmayn Kingblingblangmayn 26-30, M Aug 22

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    Psychoville was awasome :)))
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 25

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    I've wished for this, I've bitched at that I've left behind this little fact: You cannot kill what you did not create --Slipknot, Duality
    SonOfTheDelta SonOfTheDelta 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 25

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