I Like Dark Humour

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    Am 25 years. Yesterday a 14 year old girl beat

    me and then whisered in my ear. "You creepy jerk! This is my kind of pound to you. Still wish to give me a pound?" I did the only thing I could... Reach in my pouch and hand her a GBP sterling of one quid. "Your change, Miss" I whispered back. She looked sheepish, helped me...
    Sazzio Sazzio
    26-30, M
    Oct 22, 2014

    How t disc a guy? Simple.

    Say t them "Listen, just cause yer penis is shorter than Twitter's word limit..."
    Sazzio Sazzio
    26-30, M
    Nov 9, 2014

    Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

    . . . Because he got hit by a bus. -_-"
    InvaderGashloog InvaderGashloog
    70+, F
    1 Response Oct 23, 2014

    Amusing...

    it's really really really stupid anyway...but amusing...and thrilling...and scary...and stupid...but i like it...yum...
    XxlostxsoulxX7 XxlostxsoulxX7
    13-15
    1 Response Nov 20, 2009

    :D Dnt get me started on here.

    Many may think "OH NO! Sazzio's on this group! Just what we needed!" And many of you may think... "Who dafu is this dude!?"Many may be curious. I just say... Oh well... Yer all gonna die one day.
    Sazzio Sazzio
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 19, 2014

    What do you call a USA citizen

    that weighs at 80 kg or less?? A. Anorexic... Everybody laugh... no no no! Don't laugh!!! Oi! You there with that grin on yer face! YEAH AM TALKING TO YOU... STOP LAUGHING! Q. Who should b laffing at the joke? A. Americans... ... you see, laughing is considered t be a...
    Sazzio Sazzio
    26-30, M
    Nov 19, 2014

    Am confused! How does anyone differentiate

    between dark humour and complete wrong? Is it possible to make a dark humour without offense? One example is GTA 4. A white guy called Patrick will provide the player with a bomb. He's d only guy. N his nickname?? "Packie." Although the phrase "Packie with the bomb" is not used...
    Sazzio Sazzio
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 22, 2014
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