I Like Deceptively Naughty Words and Phrases

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    Here Are Just a Few...

    I have a huge sense of humor and for some reason, I always seem to find the best phrases on the road... Here are just a few I have found over time, enjoy. Driving near a new subdivision that was just built there was a sign was posted out front saying "Beautiful models now...
    acidite acidite
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 29, 2008

    I Do

    I have also been embarassed by a few of these deceptive words, when I worked as a journalist and was placing headlines on the final page layout - particularly when using words such as 'blow' and 'off' in the heading. I have a dirty and naughty mind and love to play with...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Dec 27, 2008

    Word Play Takes a Certain W...

    Word play takes a certain wit and a unique sense of humor. Very few pull it off succesfully, but when a good joke lands, you cant help but to appreciate it.
    BTK316 BTK316
    31-35, M
    Dec 18, 2008

    Dirty Mind

    I think it is very funny when people say things that can be interpreted as dirty and they don't realize what they said.
    ibesilly ibesilly
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Dec 18, 2008

    Not So Deceptive, Pretty Much Straightforward (18+) Engrish

    That more than…     Menu found in China. Photo courtesy of Cami Aprile. 
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jan 9, 2009

    To Use The Bus Lane, Or Not To Use The Bus Lane

    On my way to university from where I used to live the easiest route is to follow the main road all the way across campus. As I walked up the side of a small hill I could see a large yellow road sign which read: "Bus Lane Temporarily Closed; Please Use Bus Lane" I have a...
    CarrDarch CarrDarch
    Jan 14, 2010

    One of My Fav's

    As I was walking down the aisles of "Ethnic Food" at my local grocer, and I noticed, a small jar sitting on the self.  I paused right in my step, and focused on the small can "Spotted ****" In laughter, I immediately take out my phone, and...
    Ravenjeanette Ravenjeanette
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Feb 25, 2009
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