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I Like Dick In My Ass

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    What can I say? I like ****. A lot. 😘
    ItsKyleBetch ItsKyleBetch 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 15

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    5 things i like 1. My Crush 2. Blue 3. Kpop/Korea in general 4. Music/Trumpet 5. Food 5 things i dont like 1. ******** who lie 2. People who can keep their promise...
    Ali7890 Ali7890 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    Heads up it kinda a rude joke but give it a read I promise you will have a good laugh. "An old man was sitting having a smoke and his grandson comes walking in and jumps onto his...
    FabulousYetiMan FabulousYetiMan 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Kinder, Kinche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Fifty-One I discussed with Bobby what he wanted to tell Mutter and how to answer any questions she might...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 4 hrs ago

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    I've realized that there are two things that are assured in life death and unhappiness everything else is optional.
    shaunrain shaunrain 16-17, M 14 hrs ago

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    Me "If i said You're a **** Head, would i get in trouble?" Policeman "Yes" Me "What if i only thought that you're a **** head?" Policeman "That would be fine. Its OK for you to...
    japsack japsack 56-60, M Mar 30

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    I love it when there's a hard **** deep in me and I drip all over it. i like to lick it off and taste myself, it makes me even wetter
    babyfawn7 babyfawn7 18-21, F 16 Responses Mar 27

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    I have a nice veiny thick 7.5 inch big black **** but is still want it to be much bigger!
    mandingoindahood mandingoindahood 26-30, M Apr 3

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    I want to see who has the best looking **** on EP. Show me guy's ;(
    littlebears littlebears 22-25, F 10 Responses Apr 3

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    I have a 9 inch **** !!!!!!
    Ilikecock7865 Ilikecock7865 13-15, M 3 Responses Apr 7

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    If anyone wants to see more of my big ****, just message me ;)
    Bigdickthomas69 Bigdickthomas69 18-21, M 6 Responses Apr 11

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    Once upon a time in a far away land, groceries seemed very expensive at the great grocery store chain, Pubdixie-Krogerson’s. At $125 a week per family it seemed that something...
    JustAGuyinFL JustAGuyinFL 36-40, M Mar 28

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    Yet, this happens in my dreams in video games. If I were to become an assassin, I'd be extremely paranoid, and being an assassin today isn't like how it is in Assassin's Creed...
    Audrina14 Audrina14 13-15, F Apr 1

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    I graduated from Dental School in August of 2013, and am still looking for a job to this day. Before becoming a RDA I looked into it and loved what I saw and heard and decided to...
    Patrick092313 Patrick092313 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    I ****** up my sophomore year, where I basically traded my friends from freshman for popular people, who turned out to be dicks.. I feel like a loser now, because there nobody at...
    lonelyshyguy1995 lonelyshyguy1995 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and...
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F Mar 24

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    I don't like ppl who assume. We all know what it means. ***/u and/ Me
    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F Mar 28

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    It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade. Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
    civilization civilization 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    I want a bigggggg ****! So bad I visualize it every, I wanna ******* to drool when It plops out of my pants
    mandingoindahood mandingoindahood 26-30, M Apr 3

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    Omg long toes make my **** so hard!! I love women with shapely arches tan feet long toes with white polish!
    mandingoindahood mandingoindahood 26-30, M Apr 3

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    I once saw this list of stores in a small plaza. Yes that is ****'s on top of BJ's.
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M Apr 4

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    I got something girls like 💦💦💧💧🔥👅
    carlos19cv carlos19cv 18-21, M Apr 14

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    This one time I grabbed Josh Ramsay's ****
    molestay molestay 13-15, F Apr 16

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    Let's be honest we have all felt this way in some situations. Mostly in the dark deeps of depression. I'm 20 years old (April 14-2014) and have been cast out of my "group" of...
    RY0RY RY0RY 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    In order to be labeled a smart ***, first you have to be smart.... Other wise you're just an ***....
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T Mar 25

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    Im starting to think that the male population is full of ******** and it sucks. Like why are guys srsly like this? What the hell is wrong with u people? u want every single girls...
    Ali7890 Ali7890 16-17, F Mar 26

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    my exposure to other people here is priceless and has improved my outlook on things greatly.I've learned not to judge someone by the label assigned to them by themselves or others...
    bob350 bob350 56-60, M 5 Responses Mar 28

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Twenty I knew what happened to the rest of my family - now. But I didn't have the slightest on what to do...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Apr 3

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Thirty-Six It was a sticky and just-plain-HOT midsummer in 1948. Bobby was five, Jimmy was three. We were...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Apr 14

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    I love assassins creed so fun I waist so much time on it I'm so sad that the new one will only be on ps4 xbox 1 though;( I play assassins creed brotherhood revelations 3 and black...
    nicenerd5107 nicenerd5107 13-15, M 1 day ago

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    I was at my female friends house and I had to take a huge crap. We are really close friends and were both 16. Her toilet is right next to her bed on which she was sitting at the...
    Number2toilet Number2toilet 31-35, M Mar 25

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    She just stared at me. I didn't know whether to blush or feel nervous all I do know I was excited. The way her hair just fell down her shoulders, her thick curves and her *** yea...
    prettiihigh prettiihigh 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    I enjoy having sex with a girl who's a little chubby. The curves and that puffy p***¥ turn me on so badly. I like spreading her *** cheeks and seeing her *** and p*ss¥ from...
    Sumone2 Sumone2 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 9

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      Everyone with this planet is the owner of a phone. What is more, the cell phones are an extension individuals everyday lives. Nowadays, very few folks perform with out their...
    electricproducts electricproducts 18-21, F Apr 14

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    Yes I do. No one has a right over my body. Why call it assisted suicide? There was a woman in my town who had to fly away do so. What are people scared of? We have pills to make...
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    I wish people would stop saying that my parents aren't strict and all of this bullshit, you don't know me or my parents, so it's none of your ******* business. Sorry. I honestly...
    dontfeartheripper dontfeartheripper 13-15, F Mar 28

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    I sometimes assume you know what I speak of. But I forget that you listen differently.
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F 5 Responses Apr 2

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    It happened five years ago, I had turned fourteen only a couple of days ago. I wasn't that educated on it, because I had never experienced it, until the night he took advantage of...
    skindeeep skindeeep 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 14

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    I am sick with assignment and homework
    LeakkhenaKL LeakkhenaKL 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    It's like being lost is where I am perfectly at peace. I love to travel and forget where I am;forget who I am. When there is no tomarrow and yesterday never happened. No true...
    rrevetahw rrevetahw 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 24

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    I like this girl at school, and she's kind of a friend of mine. She has long thick hair that reaches to the bottom of her ***. Her hair's grown a few inches longer since last year...
    999nein999 999nein999 13-15 Mar 25

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    To those of you who say racism still doesn't exist in American school systems, you're wrong. But not in the sense that you think you would be. We all notice that all of the tall...
    unfathomablewings unfathomablewings 16-17, F Mar 26

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Ten When the rug was finally cleared of big pieces of glass and I ran the vacuum cleaner to pick up any...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Mar 28

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    I hate that this is a topic. Nobody should ever have to feel like this. And I know it's easy to just say, "oh well you're good enough don't worry," but it's another thing to...
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    I like reading a lot. Novels, poëtry and philosophy. But also naughty stories, for example at ASSTR.org. Discovered that website in 1998 and visit it often. There is also a...
    MartenBoots MartenBoots 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    was up till three am today not sleeping well. i have a mother who hates the fact her perfect little boy like's men. and uses my ptsd condition to degrade and make look like a...
    foxtrottango foxtrottango 31-35, M Mar 31

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    It's Rare that I feel this way. I try to notice my emotions. When I feel them, why, if certain people trigger it. I'm trying to notice these kinds of things so I can be happy and...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Mar 31

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 2

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M