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I Like Dick In My Ass

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 122 People

    What can I say? I like ****. A lot. 😘
    ItsKyleBetch ItsKyleBetch 22-25, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    5 things i like 1. My Crush 2. Blue 3. Kpop/Korea in general 4. Music/Trumpet 5. Food 5 things i dont like 1. ******** who lie 2. People who can keep their promise...
    Ali7890 Ali7890 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    I ****** up my sophomore year, where I basically traded my friends from freshman for popular people, who turned out to be dicks.. I feel like a loser now, because there nobody at...
    lonelyshyguy1995 lonelyshyguy1995 18-21, M 3 hrs ago

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Forty-Three When we got home, both of us were sweaty and exhausted. I began to run a bath for Bobby and...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 9 hrs ago

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    So today I went to my old friends house lol. Assuming you ready Afew of my other story's with my old friend in it that lives down the road. I had some spare time so I went to visit...
    Lovelyxx93 Lovelyxx93 18-21, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I am laying on my bed I'm my pink filly panties ******* myself to the thought if u, pounding my ***, pushing me up and down the bed with just the thriller of ur hips, making me...
    Jess967 Jess967 18-21, M 15 hrs ago

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    Grade 9 I chose astronomy as one of my science electives. When the class found out that a component of the class was to go to our teachers house at night to use her telescope they...
    xSCARx xSCARx 26-30, F 3 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    okay I love wearing thongs and v string but sometimes i can feel that string in my *** and its the most uncomfortable thing in the world
    annabanana95 annabanana95 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Me "If i said You're a **** Head, would i get in trouble?" Policeman "Yes" Me "What if i only thought that you're a **** head?" Policeman "That would be fine. Its OK for you to...
    japsack japsack 56-60, M Mar 30

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    I love it when there's a hard **** deep in me and I drip all over it. i like to lick it off and taste myself, it makes me even wetter
    babyfawn7 babyfawn7 18-21, F 16 Responses Mar 27

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    I have a nice veiny thick 7.5 inch big black **** but is still want it to be much bigger!
    mandingoindahood mandingoindahood 26-30, M Apr 3

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    I want to see who has the best looking **** on EP. Show me guy's ;(
    littlebears littlebears 22-25, F 6 Responses Apr 3

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    I have a 9 inch **** !!!!!!
    Ilikecock7865 Ilikecock7865 13-15, M 3 Responses Apr 7

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    If anyone wants to see more of my big ****, just message me ;)
    Bigdickthomas69 Bigdickthomas69 18-21, M 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    Once upon a time in a far away land, groceries seemed very expensive at the great grocery store chain, Pubdixie-Krogerson’s. At $125 a week per family it seemed that something...
    JustAGuyinFL JustAGuyinFL 36-40, M Mar 28

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    Yet, this happens in my dreams in video games. If I were to become an assassin, I'd be extremely paranoid, and being an assassin today isn't like how it is in Assassin's Creed...
    Audrina14 Audrina14 13-15, F Apr 1

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    "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup...
    rajblr1970 rajblr1970 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 20

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    I enjoy cooking and I have been cooking since I was about 12 years old. I love the creative outlet that cooking provides me and find it to be a form of stress relief...
    SimplyMarah SimplyMarah 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 20

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    Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and...
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F Mar 24

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    I don't like ppl who assume. We all know what it means. ***/u and/ Me
    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F Mar 28

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    It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade. Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
    civilization civilization 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    I want a bigggggg ****! So bad I visualize it every, I wanna ******* to drool when It plops out of my pants
    mandingoindahood mandingoindahood 26-30, M Apr 3

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    Omg long toes make my **** so hard!! I love women with shapely arches tan feet long toes with white polish!
    mandingoindahood mandingoindahood 26-30, M Apr 3

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    I once saw this list of stores in a small plaza. Yes that is ****'s on top of BJ's.
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M Apr 4

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    I got something girls like 💦💦💧💧🔥👅
    carlos19cv carlos19cv 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    This one time I grabbed Josh Ramsay's ****
    molestay molestay 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Let's be honest we have all felt this way in some situations. Mostly in the dark deeps of depression. I'm 20 years old (April 14-2014) and have been cast out of my "group" of...
    RY0RY RY0RY 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Kinder, Kirche. Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Two - Chapter Thirty-Seven I was dropped off about mid-afternoon in front of my townhouse. The street was busy with people...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Mar 21

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    In order to be labeled a smart ***, first you have to be smart.... Other wise you're just an ***....
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T Mar 25

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    Im starting to think that the male population is full of ******** and it sucks. Like why are guys srsly like this? What the hell is wrong with u people? u want every single girls...
    Ali7890 Ali7890 16-17, F Mar 26

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    my exposure to other people here is priceless and has improved my outlook on things greatly.I've learned not to judge someone by the label assigned to them by themselves or others...
    bob350 bob350 56-60, M 5 Responses Mar 28

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Twenty I knew what happened to the rest of my family - now. But I didn't have the slightest on what to do...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Apr 3

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen0 Part Three - Chapter Thirtty-Six It was a sticky and just-plain-HOT midsummer in 1948. Bobby was five, Jimmy was three. We were...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 3 days ago

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    I kept it a secret until a few years ago, when I started therapy (due to my promiscuous behavior). I was raped by 2 men when I was at a party. I never told my parents because I...
    kschulz73 kschulz73 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    What goes around comes back around (hey my baby) What goes around comes back around (hey my baby) I say what goes around comes back around (hey my baby) What goes around comes back...
    wishfullthoughts wishfullthoughts 18-21, F Mar 22

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    So I'd caught the eyes of a mocking bird outside my kitchen window perched, while I was doing dishes. He'd just stared at me and it was as if I'd felt his symbolism. I'm working...
    magentafoxfire magentafoxfire 18-21, F Mar 23

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    My ex is a total *******. Always had to say something awful to me, he was NEVER happy/satisfied with anything I did. He constantly called me horrible things I didn't deserve any of...
    bribri590 bribri590 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    I was at my female friends house and I had to take a huge crap. We are really close friends and were both 16. Her toilet is right next to her bed on which she was sitting at the...
    Number2toilet Number2toilet 31-35, M Mar 25

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    She just stared at me. I didn't know whether to blush or feel nervous all I do know I was excited. The way her hair just fell down her shoulders, her thick curves and her *** yea...
    prettiihigh prettiihigh 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    I enjoy having sex with a girl who's a little chubby. The curves and that puffy p***¥ turn me on so badly. I like spreading her *** cheeks and seeing her *** and p*ss¥ from...
    Sumone2 Sumone2 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 9

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      Everyone with this planet is the owner of a phone. What is more, the cell phones are an extension individuals everyday lives. Nowadays, very few folks perform with out their...
    electricproducts electricproducts 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I love how greatly written the storyline of the video game franchise is. My favorite Assassin/protagonist in the video game series is Connor Kenway. Just imagine if the Animus will...
    JLG1995 JLG1995 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 17

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    Yes I do. No one has a right over my body. Why call it assisted suicide? There was a woman in my town who had to fly away do so. What are people scared of? We have pills to make...
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    I wish people would stop saying that my parents aren't strict and all of this bullshit, you don't know me or my parents, so it's none of your ******* business. Sorry. I honestly...
    dontfeartheripper dontfeartheripper 13-15, F Mar 28

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    I sometimes assume you know what I speak of. But I forget that you listen differently.
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F 5 Responses Apr 2

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    It happened five years ago, I had turned fourteen only a couple of days ago. I wasn't that educated on it, because I had never experienced it, until the night he took advantage of...
    skindeeep skindeeep 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Not one person in my entire family understands me. I've never felt this alone in my life. Not to exagerate, but I literally felt like I was being torn apart and reformed by...
    chimbie88 chimbie88 31-35, M 2 Responses Mar 17

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    about friendships. pg. 1 Friendship is the bread of heart. - Mary Russell Mitford Today a man discovered gold and fame, Another flew the stormy seas; Another set an unarmed world...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Mar 19

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    I am a man; sure that's true and when I hear women turn to misandry because of the actions of men, it has hurt once.... but no more because I am at peace with who I am a man...
    Funkduder Funkduder 18-21, M Mar 21

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    I recently took the PAIR or Personal Assessment of Intimacy in Relationships. These are some of my results 1) My partner listens when I need someone to talk to Yes, for the most...
    Deadlynightshade5 Deadlynightshade5 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 21