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I Like Dirty Jokes

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    A Tv Interview Which Was Never Aired In Ireland

    You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.... The interview was as...
    Jones47 Jones47
    61-65, M
    Oct 14, 2010

    Fine Explanation

    The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children...
    Jones47 Jones47
    61-65, M
    1 Response Dec 24, 2010

    Hit Man

    Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.' 'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing and...
    projectingexperience projectingexperience
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 15, 2010

    “A few months after his parents were divorced,

    Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next several months, he saw her doing this often. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning differently. When he peeked into her bedroom, he...
    NOBODY0122 NOBODY0122
    22-25, M
    Jan 14, 2016

    "An old couple is ready to go to bed.

    The old man lies on the bed while the old women lays on the floor. The man asks 'Why aren't you lying on the bed, and the women replies ' I wanted tofeel something hard for a change.' "
    NOBODY0122 NOBODY0122
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jan 11, 2016

    What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy

    boob? If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts...c'mon, a little laugh?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Jan 12, 2016

    Washing Dishes

    Joe wanted to buy a motorbike He doesn't have much luck until one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks...
    Jones47 Jones47
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 15, 2010

    “A large family were going to have

    Thanksgiving dinner together. The two grandmas of the family were sick of people eating the pudding the night before, so they hatched a plan: They put BB-gun pellets in the pudding so they could see who ate it. The next morning, Little Johnny came down from his room and said...
    NOBODY0122 NOBODY0122
    22-25, M
    Jan 11, 2016

    I like Dirty jokes. Like whatever jokes someone

    would find inappropriate or repulsive.
    likespike likespike
    22-25, M
    Oct 10, 2014

    Doesn't Get Wet

    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What’s that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t...
    projectingexperience projectingexperience
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jun 2, 2010
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