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I Like Ducks

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    xEmmix21 xEmmix21 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 25

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    Mallards!

    And rubber mallards too!  I love rubber ducks (that is just a side note).  There was this family friend that we used to have who adored mallards and when we would visit him we would go out into his backyard where there was a duck pond and feed his ducks .... that was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 5, 2010

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    Quack Shack

    I was looking around youtube one day and came across the duck song. Its classic but a bit repetitive. I learned how to play it on the guitar, and ruined my friends head with it for days, and also when my friends fart in public they convince people that a duck is following them...
    Daveokay Daveokay 22-25, M Nov 30, 2010

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    The Goose That Pucked

    My life is full of events that could only happen to me. Usually these events are circumstances beyond my control. This event was gross and digusting but funny after it was over.  I acquired a goose from a friend that was moving to the city and had to get rid of it, so I...
    chrismark61 chrismark61 36-40, M Dec 14, 2012

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    They're Beautiful And Cute

    The mallard is a very common duck and yet its beauty never gets old. The green of his head is something amazing to me.And when he is about to take off in flight he spreads his wings to full extent and it is almost like he's walking on water until he is airborne.And when he...
    CFOM CFOM 66-70, M 2 Responses Jun 26, 2012

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    vVendetta vVendetta 18-21, F Apr 18, 2014

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    Ducks

    i like to look at birds i even have a wood duck picture made out of wood
    kevin5678 kevin5678 36-40 1 Response Mar 11, 2010

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    Close Encounters Of The Duck Kind

    I have 2 memorable experiences. One is a local duck pond where there are probably 40-50 ducks, usually a few geese too. And they love visitors who feed them bread! So my fiance and I visit them occasionally. Most of them will stay back a few feet but there have been a handful...
    NewLeaves NewLeaves 22-25, F Dec 2, 2011

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    It all started towards the end of my senior year of high school. My class had an end-of-high-school party at a pool. One of my favorite teachers - whom I will admit I had a slight...
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    Jazonx Jazonx 36-40 Jul 17

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    Three guys walk into a bar, the fourth one ducks.
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    Fvcklifexx Fvcklifexx 18-21 1 Response Jul 8

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    A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left...
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    So my stepmom hates me because A I'm not athletic like her kids B I don't go to a private school like her kids C I really don't care about that artificial stuff (I'm pretty slim...
    baghen baghen 31-35, M Jul 3

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    So this guy and I met briefly a while ago and before we ever went on a date, we would text and he was always very cheerful, taking part in the conversation but would then sort of...
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