Seeeeeeeeexxxxxtingggg would be fun
If you are living your life without giving a "f" , then you are living a Li[ ]e.
I don't have an attitude problem. I just have a personality that you can't handle.
Please take just a few minutes today, and do a kindness for another person. It can be something small, or the start of something big. Ask them to pay it forward. Put a smile on...
6th October 1973
Israel is taken by surprise when Egypt, Syria, Iraq and Jordan attack on the Jewish holy day of Yom Kippur, beginning the Yom Kippur War.
6th October 1981...
Probably more fun than the real thing stranger fun is the best
Public toilets all smelly and dirty thats my kind of spot or a druggys den like the one in my park is fun turns me on so much
Yup! ^~^ Flirting is just so much fun! I don't get why some people don't like it honestly!
Eye halve a spelling chequer
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Eye strike a key and type a word
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Heard on a comedy show here in the UK-
Roses are red
Poppies are red
The grass is all red
S**t the garden's on fire!
The room look outside thru wide open doors and into the sun and the grass, and the woods a little further. I remember looking into the woods and noticing that, regardless of how...
So a butterfly goes up to a caterpillar. The butterfly says,"Someday you will be beautiful, just like me." the caterpillar assaults the butterfly and says,"***** IM ALREADY...
If you were a cookie, you'd be a WHOREO.
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.
The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and...
A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back...
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T.
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes. This is AT&T.
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T. May I...
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest...
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, the minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his five-year-old son and his...
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says...
I hate going to clubs and bars.First off,I don't know how to dance, I'm not rich,and bars are very expensive.I just don't like it,afterwards are always feel horrible after.Usually...
I wrote this 30 years ago. Even more true today. Sad.
A concrete jungle.
A danger zone.
A concrete jungle.
How could I neglect to mention Jake from State Farm. Both versions, cause the Coneheads have rocked since SNL
"Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you"
I love a woman of sizeI love to look into her eyesI love to kiss her sweet lipsI love to squeeze her big hipsI love a woman of sizeI love to caress her fat thighsI love to hold her...
This is all Zaxel lol 👀☝️
you know what I mean Verne
I heard one a few days ago on NPR.
Ontario firefighters broke through the wall of an apartment to save a lady following an emergency call.
They found no fire or smoke after...
The Chrysler, imported from Detroit set. German voice over, ach verdankt. The Japanese voice over. Importers disappointment over 200 is made in the U.S.A.
Some days I feel so transparent...like the past has sucked up all my identity...We carry so much baggage...An airport terminal ...epic sized forever lost and haunting you baggage...
I always like funny guys. A lot of times I like the guys that other people think are obnoxious, because they're loud and bold in that high school class clown kind of way. I think...
Again. (the cake part comes soon, be patient!)
I remember last year at Halloween. He was so adorable. He's tall, handsome, and strong. He was so into me and I was very much into...
Mae West and Yogi Berra are the funniest. But the one that has had the most influence on me is from Pascal, French XVII-century gambler, mathematician, writer and religious mystic...
I like fun. It's so, fun! I'm here because I just simply LOVE talking to people, anyone, anywhere, anytime. I've made so many acquaintances that way. Hopefully I will here too...
Nationwide: Frustrated adults portrayed by adorable children looking like grown ups.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right :-) ^_^
My little brother is 4 and he just told his mom as she was getting out of the car to "GET THE **** OUT *****" hahaha