Perfect Sizes - When I was a kid, I could eat many king sized candy bars in succession. Nowadays, I can't handle that much sugar. A couple of the fun size ones work. Unlike when...
I Do -
i love fun size candy . i use it as a motativation for my workers .
I am hardly short standing at 5'7" tall. Yes, I am a lot of fun at home and out with others. I love to joke around, have fun, laugh, and cry too.
Lol I thought this was funny. Very true.
Lmao, thought this was funny.
Someone tell me a funny story, I wanna laugh.
Today was horrible, my Bob (iPod) had cracked and if he doesn't get fixed and I get a new one there will be a funeral. Also Please pray for him and wish him good virtual dreams
An Obscure Tale
On morning, a valgus hobberdehoy was cornobbled by a very old leptorrhinian calcographer.
"You twiddlepoopy liripoop!" faffled the hobberdehoy,
"You've given me a...
4'11"3/4 here and I'm 17 at that!!!! Lol
5'2 :) I wish I was taller though .
I embrace all of my 5'1" and 1/2
I love this! Made me laugh a bit :)
"That's not how it works... That's not how any of this works..." 😂😂
I love you Beatrice!
When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam we were asked to
rearrange the letters
P N E I S & form the name of
an important human body part which is...
HHMMM...anybody need an online mommy? I would really love a baby boy. :)
^^ That explains my mood 99.9% of the time. 😂😂
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Me Behave ? Seriously !!!
As a child, I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arriving home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove at over 200 miles...
What Can You Get With A $1 Tip?
The doorbell rang and when Sherrie opened the front door a tall and beautiful brunette was standing there.
“Hi Amber come in the house...
I look like a girl. :) My skin is brown, just like the caramel candy color. I have a little button nose, high cheekbones, and heart shaped face, with dimples. I have a curly Afro...
The halls are empty now. There’s nothing but a wisp of sound where the words used to be. Before her there was nothing. Now there are simply the memories, and somehow the...
I like fun who doesn't?
I like flirting,s*xting and having a laugh!
Ep is fun,it's fantasy not REAL LIFE!!!!!
The questions are class and the answers are fun.....
But in this case...
Breakfast At IHOP!
Lyssa got called in to go to work in a few hours and her husband was already at work so she called up her sister to see if she would take her two sons for...
'I like intelligent people'.
Well. Yes. Well. Let me qualify and clarify. I don't like ALL people simply for being bright. However I DO like funny, feisty folk. And it strikes...
Your skin isnt paper, dont cut it
Your face isnt a mask, dont cover it
Your size isnt a book, dont judge it
Your life isnt a film, dont end it
It invokes a certain happiness deep in me knowing I brightened someone's day, it's just a wonderful feeling.
I bought one of those unicorn masks and wore it to several different...
I love candy
It's so good
I ate candy
<3 <3 <3
I am a candy lover !!!!!!!!! :)
i just quit a job after one day i dont care if i dont like doing something im not gonna do it im sick of doing things that make me unhappy for others i have next to no motivation...
I Iove candy all candy
It's good :)
I don't hit the bars much any more, but back in the day I used to carouse around. Here is a joke I had a lot of fun with whenever I found myself sitting at a bar next a woman...
I love any chewy fruit flavored candy, milk duds, snickers, and m&ms.
I'm a size 16-18 depending on the item, I am top heavy and am never gonna be a size zero, nor would I want to be, in fact I don't think my bones are even a size zero! ☺️
“I've never been lonely. I've been in a room -- I've felt suicidal. I've been depressed. I've felt awful -- awful beyond all -- but I never felt that one other person...
i have big feet lol size 9- size 9 1/2
I don't understand this war that rages among women. Why must we judge one another or insult one another? Why can't we be happy for a woman who is gorgeous or has worked hard to...
PJ Harvey : Rarities 7 - Man-Size - Live, 1992 …: http://youtu.be/z6EdlAjjcYk
I don't like jails.They've got the wrong kind of bars there.
Just something i wrote when i was bored (its a little strange).
The train was putrid. It reeked heavily of cigarette smoke, urine and vomit. A plethora of dried gum, candy...
Do body size and **** size matter to girls ?
Where is the most daring place everyone has gone barefoot? For me, it was one July 4 in downtown Nashville, to the huge fireworks display that draws thousands of people. I didn't...
Anyone wanna do it to me?
Go comment on my photos on my photo album.
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Add me and message me
Any horny girls with big breasts?
Would u shower with me and body...
I Asked my woman what could I do
To make her happy and to keep her true
She Said only one thing I want from you
Is a little bitty piece of that big bamboo
She want the big...
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to...
I'm overweight and my self confidence is low but I don't hate my body. I'm 5'8" and weigh 375 lbs I've had this question stuck on my mind a lot lately because I've noticed that all...
This evening I went out shopping guy style....I know what I'm looking for and don't want to spend a lot of time doing it.
Went to a discount clothing store looking for boots...
' It is like taking candy from a blind child in a wheelchair, which makes it dubiously ethical even for my own very low standards. '
If somebody says that they never want to be a size zero no one bats an eye... But as soon as a skinny persons say that they never want to be fat everybody loses their mind ... I...
Boy, I'm glad that's over. Not that I got pranked or anything, but I can't even watch some kid crying over a raw egg he thought was candy. Nope.
If someone's going to play a prank...