I'm 5'2 and sorta small I geuss but I like being small makes me fun sized💁💁
Being short is great..except that you can't see anywhere that you're going in the hall way. You have to use chairs to get anything for a high place. It's almost impossible to see...
Who wants to compare sizes
I have got tp like wearing nappies as I have no choice as I have a weak bladder so I have to wear 24/7
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next". So I started doing the same to them at funerals ~ Uknown
So funny really now they remove my story because it's harmful, the story in the comment XD
I love nothing more than humor. If someone can make me laugh, we'd be instant friends. I also like trying to make others laugh as well. The negativity that circles around someone...
Lol more funny photos
I like to laugh and smile but I don't a lot I just fake smile a lot so if you have a joke I would love 2 here it.
I like my women like i like my barbecues , hot enough to stick my sausage in .
I like my women like i like my coffee . Without a penis
Black rain frog? More like furious avocado.
13 years old and 4'11, I hope I grow some more!
I'm 5'3. I'm 16 years old and my weight is 46 kilos I'm really thin also. Am I tiny? :$ try and imagine my body shape and tell me someone. I'm really curious. I'm really thin and 5...
Send me **** and nipple pics.
How long is your **** ? :)
"I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong."
All I want is a man who can make me laugh every time, Laughter can cure almost anything. make me trust him and be as adventurous as I am. Someone who can skateboard, play guitar...
I cant remember which commercial but it has so many angry pandas in commercial and soo gooooood
I'm having a bad day at work today and my mood is horrible. Anyone got a good joke to cheer me up?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat...
Why Grumpy Cat knows best, when I go out and hear people speaking other languages I don't understand and if it matches to ones I learnt from films *blushes* I get furious at myself...
Roses are red , this much is true . But violets are purple NOT ******* BLUE!!!😡
Ishq Ke Medan Mein Dore To Nahi Thay
Ab Bi Gadhe Ho Pehle Bi Ghore Tu Nahi Thay
Office Be Lait Aye Ho Aur Kaan Bi Hai Laal
Begham Ne Raat Ko Kaan Marore Tu Nahi Thay
Anyone have a good joke???
Tell me this is not hilarious . 😂😂😂
"Better than sex."
Interesting!!!! I'll have 5 a day. Haha
If you are still in control then you are not trying hard enough....
At a wedding party recently, someone yelled, "All the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living!" The bartender was crushed to death.
Ha ha ha
Oh no there all mine lol
I saw that all the time!!!!!
No brown crayons!!!
Oh my god Starbucks !!!!
Lol I laughed them got creepy out *shiver*
Yep ur jello u don't know what jello mean
Lol someone message me this
My birthday cake?!??!?!!????
How'd the shop owner come up with that name?
This one kills me every time xD.
Can I have some cupcakes?
' ADULTS ON BOARD
WE WANT TO LIVE TOO'
One of the sticker on my car.... :D