I went to a gas station a while ago to get gas at about 8am. As my car was filling, the guy on the other side of the pump station got into his car and started his engine. He...
An Obscure Tale
On morning, a valgus hobberdehoy was cornobbled by a very old leptorrhinian calcographer.
"You twiddlepoopy liripoop!" faffled the hobberdehoy,
"You've given me a...
Finally this age-old question is answered:
Is giving child birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?
Women always say that giving birth
is way more painful than a...
When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam we were asked to
rearrange the letters
P N E I S & form the name of
an important human body part which is...
^^ That explains my mood 99.9% of the time. 😂😂
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Me Behave ? Seriously !!!
As a child, I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arriving home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove at over 200 miles...
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
Do you remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? Those were the good times!