I Like Funny Stories

This was posted on another site in a comment from a guy sharing an experience from his childhood. I laughed when I read it and wanted to share it here.

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I had an old school literature teacher (taught...

Big Basin is California's largest and oldest state park with groves of magnificent ancient redwood trees and beautiful waterfalls. One of the longer hikes is to Berry Creek Falls. There is a viewing platform there where many people...

At the time my Son was aged 7,

after explaining to my son not to answer the door while mummy has a shower,approx 5 or so mins later,my son is yelling out to me

'mum a lady want's a RED CHILL PILL,(MUM)-what,what...

How Does a Person Decide Who to Marry from a kids viewpoint . . .
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Allan...

Never sing in the shower, singing leads to dancing and dancing leads to slipping, lets face it, the staff down at A&E are never going to believe how the shampoo bottle really did get lodged up there.

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test...

No matter what the season I used to walk around the Cobbs Hill Reservoir. I'd grab my dog and off we'd go in the early morning when the park was mostly empty of people. Two times around on the surrounding one-way road was almost two...

I read this one in a magazine:

Me and my friend went to the supermarket to buy tampax and we didn't know where they were so we asked a shop assistant. She then asked us whether we wanted the ones that you push in with your...

well way back when i was about 20 or so there was this cheesy movie called 'the wraith' about a haunted car. so some guy that used to hang around had a really, really hoy girlgriend. really nice girl. so one time she says i remind her...

So one day I stopped to get gas. The man inside came over the loud speaker and asked how I was going to pay. I thought that was a little odd but answerd that I had already used my debit card. About 10 seconds later he then asked if I...

I had several doctors' appointments yesterday, and after they were done, I stopped in 1 of the hospital washrooms on the way out.  Just had to go.
From what I heard, there were a few other women in there...not...

Q. What is your date of birth?
A. July 15th
Q. What year?
A. Every year.

Q. What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A. Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q. This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory?
A. Yes.
Q. And in...

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Thursday...

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Trust me.. read this til the very end. It's hilarious.

Three men died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first man...

I usually dislike waiting--doctor's offices, bus rides--for many things.  Since I get bored quite easily, my mind tends to wander, and I have learned to let it freely go where it wants.  Too many times, I'll end up with a...

A true story involving my beautiful Nan Eileen and her lovely friend Anne who are both sadly no longer with us but were a joy to behold xxxx

....I promised myself I would never set foot in here again and yet here I was after many...

I was in the supermarket, not in the Easter egg aisle but noticed a cart piled high with Easter eggs and assumed it was about to replenish the shelves. I then looked up and saw my dentist, returning to push the trolley. He looked very...

Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the...