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    Employee Of The Month...? Really?

    Last month I was awarded the employee of the month. The only problem is that there are only two employees working here other than my boss and the other one is his wife! www.whataworkplace.com
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 1 Response Mar 30, 2011

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    My Crazy Boss

    I work in Dallas as a janitor. 99% of the people are hispanic who do not speak one bit of English. Yet every few months our boss makes us watch a video in ENGLISH about company values and mission and so on.Other than the nice scenes and smiling faces on the video, what these...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    A Funny Boss

    I used to work for a woman who ran a clothing business. Everyday before lunch she changed and put her pink spandex gym clothes and she turned on some crazy old school aerobics video and started working out about 10 feet away from me. It was hilarious to see her especially she was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Pusi...

    I work in Miami with a girl who is originally from Hungary. A couple of months ago her parents visited her here in Miami and she brought them one day to the office to show them where she is working at. So there we are in the office, me and an older lady who is very Catholic. So...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    Somebody Had To Do It!

    Working in a very large organization is difficult. Getting your own specialized tasks done is difficult enough, but keeping order on a larger scale can be exasperating. For example, my office floor needs a scrubbing. Where do I go and who do I ask. I haven't seen a janitor in...
    gleep gleep 70+, M Aug 18, 2011

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    Dentures

    I work with a sweet lady in my office. Everything would be so nice if at 1pm she would not take her dentures out and soak it in a glass of water!What a Workplace!
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Apr 4, 2011

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    I Like Chinese Food... I Do... Maybe Not?

    I went to China for business to attend a trade show. One of my Chinese customers asked me if I like Chinese food, to what question I quickly replied "of course I like" thinking of the Panda Express food in Los Angeles.Well he took me to a real traditional Chinese restaurant...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Divorcing Couple Moving

    Working for a moving company gives you an insight about people's lives. One time we had to move a man out of a house because he was divorcing from his wife. So the guy walks through the house and tells us what goes and what stays. Two hours later when a few of his furniture was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    Funny Quote

    "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." by Charles Lamb 
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    A Weird Toilet Experience Abroad

    I had a business trip to South-East Asia and in a rural area in Vietnam, I had to go to a restroom. Well it was the most uncomfortable and funny experience for me to try to balance myself and shoot for the hole in a squatting position. The restrooms there are not according to...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    Carmel, Or Caramel?

    So, I was at work today, and this group of four guys come in and they look like rad nerds, right? And I take their order, cause, you know, cashier, then I go on about my day. I'm having a great time over with my other coworker Pablo, then I start just dying of laughter because he...
    aubbygrl1 aubbygrl1 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 26, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    I've been writing this, please don't steal it :( but tell me what you think! :D I have bad grammar too. ===== I was an only child until October 19, 2000 then my mom had twins...
    TheSpookyPotato TheSpookyPotato 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 27

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    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 1

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    There was a man named Cletus that lived in a small town with only one traffic light. Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped. One day Cletus was at the light waiting for...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 4

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    "A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it." (One of my penpals shared this with me this morning. Too funny)
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 2

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    It's been scientifically proven women like reading things than taking pics. I only want long, dirty stories. Nothing short. Any topic is fine. So message me your story or leave it...
    Macaroni31 Macaroni31 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12

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    Besides gaming and martial arts, I also like using my imagination to write stories. I actually want to combine that with gaming to pursue my career in the future. I'm actually...
    SgtRecker97 SgtRecker97 16-17, M 2 Responses Oct 14

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    I like reading fanfictons that have it in it, nomaly I don't read naughty stories but if it has naughty stuff in it I'm ok with it as long as it has a good story
    dominick6 dominick6 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    YES! literotica is a really good site for that too... if u have any male sex/erotic stories i wanna see them. leave em in the comments or inbox me
    imsodone99 imsodone99 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    Daughter: Mommy, what's it like to have the most awesome daughter in the world? Mother: I don't know. Ask your grandmother.
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F Oct 9

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    she get pen to write a story that always trying to get out from her head.but she can't write it because of the noise.she start to think slowly.she is hearing an unfair argument.she...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 25

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    I came to EP already with an interest in other people's sexual experiences. I enjoy this forum - in finding out what other people do and think. I read of many things I would...
    clarkray clarkray 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 4

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    I like guys from 18-30 (; I love it when guys grab my *** and hips and kiss my neck and stomach (; I'm hooked then.
    Willowlovesyou16 Willowlovesyou16 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I was at taco bueno and the song "that's what makes you beautiful" came on and some random girl started mouthing the words and pointing at me and kept staring at me after that...
    theoneironaut theoneironaut 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 28

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    Damn Parking Enforcement I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking ticket...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 6

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    A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose." "I'm sorry sir...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    When the waitress says "enjoy your food" and you reply "you too". Social Anxiety folks lol. Gotta love it.
    VanishedDea VanishedDea 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I just met somebody even more sarcastic and cynical than myself. How do I handle this? Lol I feel overpowered and at a constant odd on this situation.
    VanishedDea VanishedDea 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Weird picture my sister emailed me
    Orangerocket Orangerocket 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 23

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    Im always horny in the morning and wAnt to cumm please inbox me a naughty story ;)
    silverladies silverladies 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 24

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    Kung Fu :D I had a good laugh!
    Susana1985 Susana1985 26-30, F 3 Responses Sep 25

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    It was all romantic, until..... (Photo attached) lmao
    Zoren047 Zoren047 22-25, F Sep 25

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    I almost died reading this!!
    1DarkBeauty 1DarkBeauty 13-15, F Sep 26

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    My back hurts now.. Is that even possible??
    1DarkBeauty 1DarkBeauty 13-15, F Sep 26

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    Yass!! This should be in the book of important facts! Who agrees?
    1DarkBeauty 1DarkBeauty 13-15, F Sep 26

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    Omg! I almost died laughing!
    1DarkBeauty 1DarkBeauty 13-15, F Sep 27

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    I'm horny pls send me some
    silverladies silverladies 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 28

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    I can write one if you want. Just give me what you want it to be about and i will try my best
    AustinmMurdock AustinmMurdock 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 29

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    :D This one made me laugh, it's not really a photo, more of a FACT
    TheWannaBeNudist TheWannaBeNudist 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 30

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    A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M Oct 2

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    "***** please, go **** yourself with a cactus" Facebook has me dying sometimes lol
    ThatMazdaDude ThatMazdaDude 18-21, M Oct 3

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    She ran not wanting to look back but after a while her curiosity got the better of her and she could see him right behind her with his knife in hand ready to attack. She had to...
    twistedunicorn88 twistedunicorn88 18-21, F Oct 6

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    Titanic was the first ALS Ice Bucket Challenger ever.
    cyanidemaxwell cyanidemaxwell 16-17, F Oct 8

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    Soooooo cute yet So sad :,(
    Forders2 Forders2 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 10

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    Baby cake! Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MNI1982 MNI1982 31-35, F Oct 13

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    Love — a wildly misunderstood, although highly desirable malfunction of the heart, which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the...
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 1 Response a week ago

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    My older sister gives nicknames to everyone but funniest once is my dad's she calls him 'wrinkled butt'. Because my dad has a wrinkles on his face :p
    Concerto Concerto 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    If they dont attack the decent.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 3 days ago

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