Ok so, a clown kidnapped's five Muslims and locks them in a big freezer. The Muslims are freezing cold, but know that the freezer will unlock itself in one hour and let the Muslims...
Women are like iPhones! You have to touch them all over before they respond.....Men are like Blackberry! Rub one ball and everything moves! Achievement seems to be connected with...
Simple title for simple thought
Every event is a story, if is interesting or not, does not matter. but what is lovely is that they are always happening around us, and they are...
Found this funny lol ehh if you get offended no need to comment, look away.
Does anyone wanna swap stories. Message me saying you do.
Anyone have stories to share plz do share
I love reading naughty stories. To me there a big turn on. I heard this site is good for dirty type stuff. If any guys are interested give me a shout
I love writing fictional stories because I can imagine what I'm writing about is my escape from reality.
Message me some stories people ;)
Who doesn't love a joke??? Puns are my absolute favorite. Nothing paves a way into my heart like a pun :D
I would like a story please
Sooo this is an excerpt from a story that I started to write, but never finished. Tell me what you think!
While I'm sitting here listening to the teacher drone on about God knows...
Just a little part of something I'm working on writing.. I dunno.
Sociality is not one of my strong points. If someone were to put me in a room full of other people, I would most...
What's your funniest story c:
People are always talking about finding the one person that can make their heart skip a beat.. Personally i'm good, I'm not looking to develop a heart problem...
I pass through this building everyday and I laugh every time I see this. Meet supply. Haha
In Bed, it's 6am ... you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45
At work, its 1:30 ... Close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 1:31
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
"You know you forgot to take your mask off right?" LOL!
Ok this is a vine. Thank you person that showed this to me, I can't get it out of my head. 🙉🙉🙉 (can't do that for the life of me!)
🎤🎤you talk all this...
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention MORONS! =)
My HEAD says, "who cares?" But then my HEART whispers, "you do, stupid..."
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA look what I found at the shop ._.
Why not laugh? It's good for you!
Check this pic , u will laugh ;)
He's copying Grumpy Cat my idol! LOL
A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she later found he had left his fortune to his mistress, she attempted to get the engraver to...
Looking for a fun nice and playful girl! Age is not really an issue, so hit me up :)
Love hearing what other people get up to. I find it great inspiration my self for new ideas.
This is my first novel based off my life growing up as a transgender girl.
Who doesn't, c'mon guys tell me some plzzz ;)
I have a couple of books that had some sexy scenes in it! I had no idea. I love the feeling though of my tummy going in knots. Always worry after the world will know..! Or maybe...
Would love to hear you taboo experience msg me and ill share back
I've been thinking of writing a small story. I've been working on a story for awhile. I have one thing established: it'll take place in a post-apocalyptic world, some time around...
Anyone got any, i loveeee them. They make me so wet and...excited
Is it weird that I tend to make a better erotic story writer than anything else I write about? 0.o