It's funny how many women these days pucker their lips when their pitures are taken. ;-(|) like they are about to smooch.
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of...
I get very annoyed whenever I see someone post "Well I typed out a very long and funny story, only to have it rejected. All the work for nothing". Now that's not the part that...
The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, walking down Main St., he noticed a female member of his congregation sitting in...
I know theres cameras in the wall watching for what crazy thing im gunna do next but im telling ya im not insane stuck in my cell my own personasl hell its been years and years and...
This story isn't true but funny
Tickle pay back for Janet
It's a Saturday afternoon . Janet is at her fiancées Steve waiting for him to get ready to leave so they can go to...
I may not write proper experiences on here but I do like writing stories. Wattpad is a great app to read other stories and create your own
Here's ahh goodun fer yah
" gitt up you sorry sumbitch "
And I love writing them too,
I like sharing them with my friends
We arrived here a couple days ago after a long day of tiring travel during which nothing highly significant occurred.
Yesterday after a restless night of little sleep (hard to get...
"I have to say, Mr.Spiggot. I rather like your right leg!"
"It is a perfect example of a right leg!
I have nothing against your right leg!"
"The problem is. Neither do you!"
10 things I can share
3.I'm an otaku/anime addict
4.I like funny guys and with great sense of humor
5.I'm an Asian
8.I hate school but...
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?
Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed...
“Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable!”
- Jackie Gleason
"This is the surest indication of how stupid and delusional the nuts and rent boy richard really are. I know they are pvssys. They know they are pvssys."
I do not understand their...
A married couple got into an accident and the
husband's face was badly burned. The doctor told
him that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
because he was too skinny. So the...
A few years ago, while still in Ontario at my old job. I was in the middle of a call. The ladies around me started to buzz about this guy that just came onto the floor. I finished...
I'm writing a short story set in the "Internet of Things" era. Feedback is welcome.
The premise is that all our appliances are connected to the internet, and that they become...
It's one of my favorite pastimes. It makes me excited.
Reading, writing, playing, whatever. I enjoy it either way.
Lately I've noticed I have been typing shorter Stories on E.P. and have been a bit too satisfied with them for my own good. My Stories are typically composed of almost a dozen or...
Gets me every time lol
not yet, im just here to read others lol
Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why does your face looks like your ***
Theory for self development👍
At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady.
She started screaming out of fear.
With a panic stricken...
I worked at a farm for 7 years as the potato salesman and I lost my job because of a bully.
The bully can pretty much do what he wants and at one point he physically assaulted me...
Some how a delusional power fantasy is going to save rent boy richard and the nuts.
I dont know how. They are pvssys. Its why they hide, never identify themselves and back down...