I see a lot of I like jokes read them and they are not funny. Well neither is this, but this was not meant to be a joke.
I like to write and read stories. When I write I usually write about my feelings. I was thinking about writing a book. But I don't know how to start off. I always have a idea what...
Somebody send me some dirty stories, of what you'd do to me.
I write filthy stories for dirty girls, you just tell me what you need, and I'll write one just for you...wink
Some stories I've read really had me on fire
Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
I like to laugh and smile but I don't a lot I just fake smile a lot so if you have a joke I would love 2 here it.
I want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. Like, it'll lay there with its hands on...
Jane-The Detective, Jargon-The short tempered *******, Will- The fapper. Hey, Jargon! How's it going?!, said Jane enthusiastically. Oh same old same old, I new some more excitement...
Dusk painted the sky with a kaleidoscope of colors as I made my way out into the coolness of the night.He'd stepped out of the shadows allowing the darkness to coalesce like a veil...
I walked to class thinking of what was going to occur in the next period. As I was coming to class, I tripped and dropped my books. “Are you okay?” I heard a sweet voice say...
Some of the things I write are short and sweet. Some are from the heart and others are designed to make you think. Not all of us are a like, but in many ways we share a common bond...
They had been cuddling and rough housing for about 10 minutes before he was stopped abruptly. As he tickled her, she bounced on up on his stomach and that was when he felt "it" for...
Hi everyone!! Here is a small part of a new story I'm writing! Please give me feed back!
Its quite pathetic and frustrating being hopelessly in love with someone that will...
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The...
There was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream, she woke up scared and cried.
Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very...
I laugh so much every time I see this! :D
Me: OMFG I SPEAK CAT!!!
They know they're wrong for that😂😂
I'll come back for you, I whisper, as I put back the clothes I can't afford.
I am going to Jon Richardson next month! He is by far my favourite comedian :)
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
“Laughter is the enema of the soul.”
........Haha this is so true XD
Hahahahaha, bra sizes.....so true
Jake from State Farm!! Omg hahaha I know every line from that commercial!! I laugh every time I see it on tv!
"Clumsy"...because I can relate.. lol.
Please tell me jokes! I'm bored as heck.
"I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong."
All I want is a man who can make me laugh every time, Laughter can cure almost anything. make me trust him and be as adventurous as I am. Someone who can skateboard, play guitar...
I cant remember which commercial but it has so many angry pandas in commercial and soo gooooood
I'm having a bad day at work today and my mood is horrible. Anyone got a good joke to cheer me up?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat...
Sometimes she wished she would go to sleep and never awake the next day. But no matter how many pills she took she would always live until the next day.
This is my curse. The...
I'm sure I'm not the only one, but I do find them really interesting. Gay, straight,bi, lesbian, or even ****** I'll read it, I don't really care.