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    Carmel, Or Caramel?

    So, I was at work today, and this group of four guys come in and they look like rad nerds, right? And I take their order, cause, you know, cashier, then I go on about my day. I'm having a great time over with my other coworker Pablo, then I start just dying of laughter because he...
    aubbygrl1 aubbygrl1 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 26, 2013

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    A Funny Boss

    I used to work for a woman who ran a clothing business. Everyday before lunch she changed and put her pink spandex gym clothes and she turned on some crazy old school aerobics video and started working out about 10 feet away from me. It was hilarious to see her especially she was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Pusi...

    I work in Miami with a girl who is originally from Hungary. A couple of months ago her parents visited her here in Miami and she brought them one day to the office to show them where she is working at. So there we are in the office, me and an older lady who is very Catholic. So...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    Funny Quote

    "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." by Charles Lamb 
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    My Crazy Boss

    I work in Dallas as a janitor. 99% of the people are hispanic who do not speak one bit of English. Yet every few months our boss makes us watch a video in ENGLISH about company values and mission and so on.Other than the nice scenes and smiling faces on the video, what these...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    A Weird Toilet Experience Abroad

    I had a business trip to South-East Asia and in a rural area in Vietnam, I had to go to a restroom. Well it was the most uncomfortable and funny experience for me to try to balance myself and shoot for the hole in a squatting position. The restrooms there are not according to...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    I Like Chinese Food... I Do... Maybe Not?

    I went to China for business to attend a trade show. One of my Chinese customers asked me if I like Chinese food, to what question I quickly replied "of course I like" thinking of the Panda Express food in Los Angeles.Well he took me to a real traditional Chinese restaurant...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Dentures

    I work with a sweet lady in my office. Everything would be so nice if at 1pm she would not take her dentures out and soak it in a glass of water!What a Workplace!
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Apr 4, 2011

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    Employee Of The Month...? Really?

    Last month I was awarded the employee of the month. The only problem is that there are only two employees working here other than my boss and the other one is his wife! www.whataworkplace.com
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 1 Response Mar 30, 2011

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    Somebody Had To Do It!

    Working in a very large organization is difficult. Getting your own specialized tasks done is difficult enough, but keeping order on a larger scale can be exasperating. For example, my office floor needs a scrubbing. Where do I go and who do I ask. I haven't seen a janitor in...
    gleep gleep 70+, M Aug 18, 2011

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    Divorcing Couple Moving

    Working for a moving company gives you an insight about people's lives. One time we had to move a man out of a house because he was divorcing from his wife. So the guy walks through the house and tells us what goes and what stays. Two hours later when a few of his furniture was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    So funny really now they remove my story because it's harmful, the story in the comment XD
    figoo figoo 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    Does anyone have any good stories to tell me ?
    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 13-15, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I've had some stories published by lit-erotica, but I need a muse, some inspiration so I can create more stories! Who wants to help?
    Djanarchy Djanarchy 46-50, M Sep 8

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    i wanna hear a men tell me stories about either 1. them groping a sexy girl in public 2. watching a girl ( who didnt see you ) **********. no short stories , only good ones!
    pookiebee pookiebee 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 9

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    I love nothing more than humor. If someone can make me laugh, we'd be instant friends. I also like trying to make others laugh as well. The negativity that circles around someone...
    UltraCerulean UltraCerulean 26-30, F Sep 12

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    Lol more funny photos !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    A Guardian For Her (Part 3) "Big Sister, why did that police officer call you a monster? Are you a demon," she inquired after coughing the last of the smoke from her lungs. I was...
    GeneralRose GeneralRose 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    Hey fellow writers, so I'm currently working on a book. I've been looking for people that have a passion for writing and that are just starting—like me. The goal would be to work...
    BasicWritingInc BasicWritingInc 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 1

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    I love reading dirty stories as long it's not about rape. I like it
    dominick6 dominick6 13-15, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Some stories I've read really had me on fire
    BeauteFloue BeauteFloue 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 26

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    I'm a very sexual person, so I love reading naughty stories, true or false. I also love writing my own and telling people about things I've actually done. I do try to be discrete...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 1

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    I always imagine that being a super famous writer.. (Unfortunately im too shy to show my stories)
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    Wow been reading some story's online some of them are so dam horny I wonder how many naughty stories are on this site if we was to be honest ???
    tom1851 tom1851 46-50, M Sep 10

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    I love to write. They are so many stories I want to tell but simply don't have the time to do it. Or so I tell myself...
    jkip jkip 22-25, F Sep 10

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    Send me some really juicy stories!!!! :)
    chrissyx3 chrissyx3 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 11

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    I love reading juicy, naughty and erotic stories. they make me feel so horny until I can't bear the tension any more and am forced to touch myself!
    bellababes bellababes 18-21, F 12 Responses Sep 13

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    I like to laugh and smile but I don't a lot I just fake smile a lot so if you have a joke I would love 2 here it.
    scarlet6 scarlet6 13-15, F Aug 21

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    I like my women like i like my barbecues , hot enough to stick my sausage in .
    UnusualOwl13 UnusualOwl13 13-15, M Sep 1

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    I like my women like i like my coffee . Without a penis
    UnusualOwl13 UnusualOwl13 13-15, M Sep 1

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    Black rain frog? More like furious avocado.
    cyanidemaxwell cyanidemaxwell 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    They had been cuddling and rough housing for about 10 minutes before he was stopped abruptly. As he tickled her, she bounced on up on his stomach and that was when he felt "it" for...
    NoVADad703 NoVADad703 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    Hi everyone!! Here is a small part of a new story I'm writing! Please give me feed back! ******* Its quite pathetic and frustrating being hopelessly in love with someone that will...
    PierceTheGreen PierceTheGreen 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    She slowed to catch her breath for a minute trying to figure out where she was. She checked her watch. It was 7:24 in the morning and she was already tired and looking forward to...
    twistedunicorn88 twistedunicorn88 18-21, F Sep 2

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    April Sullivan walked to her car ready to go home already. She got in her car and turned on the radio to her favorite station then went to start the car-only the car didn't start...
    twistedunicorn88 twistedunicorn88 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    The Girl From Another World quickly fell in love with Italian food, Italian cars and furniture, Italian frocks, bras and pants and Robert De Niro. The Boy From Another World...
    Vetrov Vetrov 51-55, M 2 Responses Sep 10

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    I´d like to produce some nice piece of a story ... need to gather the elements, place, time, characters, plot......will make it about some ordinary, every day people... I guess...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Heaven On EarthI know you, I know this body....How to bring it to pleasure...How to bring it to pain...Sealed within a kiss of my darkest domain...I look within the pools of your...
    DayDreamer81 DayDreamer81 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I have laid in bed and shouted oh God many times and thought I was in Heaven.......
    UCLABruinsFan13 UCLABruinsFan13 41-45, M 20 hrs ago

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    At a wedding party recently, someone yelled, "All the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living!" The bartender was crushed to death.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    "I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong." - Unknown
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 21

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    All I want is a man who can make me laugh every time, Laughter can cure almost anything. make me trust him and be as adventurous as I am. Someone who can skateboard, play guitar...
    callixtine callixtine 18-21, F Aug 26

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    I cant remember which commercial but it has so many angry pandas in commercial and soo gooooood
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 26

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    I'm having a bad day at work today and my mood is horrible. Anyone got a good joke to cheer me up?
    Brok3nSoul Brok3nSoul 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 28

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Aug 30

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    Why Grumpy Cat knows best, when I go out and hear people speaking other languages I don't understand and if it matches to ones I learnt from films *blushes* I get furious at myself...
    GrumpyMe GrumpyMe 22-25, F Aug 31

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    Roses are red , this much is true . But violets are purple NOT ******* BLUE!!!😡
    UnusualOwl13 UnusualOwl13 13-15, M Sep 1

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    Old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next". So I started doing the same to them at funerals ~ Uknown
    BookOfShadows BookOfShadows 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 2

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