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    Carmel, Or Caramel?

    So, I was at work today, and this group of four guys come in and they look like rad nerds, right? And I take their order, cause, you know, cashier, then I go on about my day. I'm having a great time over with my other coworker Pablo, then I start just dying of laughter because he...
    aubbygrl1 aubbygrl1 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 26, 2013

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    Somebody Had To Do It!

    Working in a very large organization is difficult. Getting your own specialized tasks done is difficult enough, but keeping order on a larger scale can be exasperating. For example, my office floor needs a scrubbing. Where do I go and who do I ask. I haven't seen a janitor in...
    gleep gleep 70+, M Aug 18, 2011

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    Dentures

    I work with a sweet lady in my office. Everything would be so nice if at 1pm she would not take her dentures out and soak it in a glass of water!What a Workplace!
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Apr 4, 2011

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    I Like Chinese Food... I Do... Maybe Not?

    I went to China for business to attend a trade show. One of my Chinese customers asked me if I like Chinese food, to what question I quickly replied "of course I like" thinking of the Panda Express food in Los Angeles.Well he took me to a real traditional Chinese restaurant...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Sleeping In Bathrooms

    I work at my cousins car dealership until I can go to college. I live like 45 minutes away and my dad starts earlier than me so I have to get up at 5:45 and get my *** ready for the day which most of it im too damn tired to clean and maintain the cars. So once in awhile I would...
    libayne libayne 22-25, M 3 Responses May 23, 2011

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    My Crazy Boss

    I work in Dallas as a janitor. 99% of the people are hispanic who do not speak one bit of English. Yet every few months our boss makes us watch a video in ENGLISH about company values and mission and so on.Other than the nice scenes and smiling faces on the video, what these...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    A Weird Toilet Experience Abroad

    I had a business trip to South-East Asia and in a rural area in Vietnam, I had to go to a restroom. Well it was the most uncomfortable and funny experience for me to try to balance myself and shoot for the hole in a squatting position. The restrooms there are not according to...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    Pusi...

    I work in Miami with a girl who is originally from Hungary. A couple of months ago her parents visited her here in Miami and she brought them one day to the office to show them where she is working at. So there we are in the office, me and an older lady who is very Catholic. So...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    Divorcing Couple Moving

    Working for a moving company gives you an insight about people's lives. One time we had to move a man out of a house because he was divorcing from his wife. So the guy walks through the house and tells us what goes and what stays. Two hours later when a few of his furniture was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    A Funny Boss

    I used to work for a woman who ran a clothing business. Everyday before lunch she changed and put her pink spandex gym clothes and she turned on some crazy old school aerobics video and started working out about 10 feet away from me. It was hilarious to see her especially she was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Funny Quote

    "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." by Charles Lamb 
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Employee Of The Month...? Really?

    Last month I was awarded the employee of the month. The only problem is that there are only two employees working here other than my boss and the other one is his wife! www.whataworkplace.com
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 1 Response Mar 30, 2011

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    Ok so, a clown kidnapped's five Muslims and locks them in a big freezer. The Muslims are freezing cold, but know that the freezer will unlock itself in one hour and let the Muslims...
    adamfducas adamfducas 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 28

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    Women are like iPhones! You have to touch them all over before they respond.....Men are like Blackberry! Rub one ball and everything moves! Achievement seems to be connected with...
    thetheonly thetheonly 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Simple title for simple thought Every event is a story, if is interesting or not, does not matter. but what is lovely is that they are always happening around us, and they are...
    JosueOA JosueOA 18-21, M Jul 7

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    Found this funny lol ehh if you get offended no need to comment, look away.
    YoungHeartedSoul YoungHeartedSoul 41-45, M Jul 18

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    Does anyone wanna swap stories. Message me saying you do.
    RacerXX2 RacerXX2 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 10

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    Anyone have stories to share plz do share
    cutesteph18 cutesteph18 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 11

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    I love reading naughty stories. To me there a big turn on. I heard this site is good for dirty type stuff. If any guys are interested give me a shout
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jul 12

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    I love writing fictional stories because I can imagine what I'm writing about is my escape from reality.
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 16

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    Message me some stories people ;)
    charmandbeauty charmandbeauty 16-17, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    Who doesn't love a joke??? Puns are my absolute favorite. Nothing paves a way into my heart like a pun :D
    thessk thessk 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I would like a story please
    brecollins brecollins 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    Sooo this is an excerpt from a story that I started to write, but never finished. Tell me what you think! While I'm sitting here listening to the teacher drone on about God knows...
    Ashley1421 Ashley1421 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    Just a little part of something I'm working on writing.. I dunno. Sociality is not one of my strong points. If someone were to put me in a room full of other people, I would most...
    rapfordays rapfordays 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    What's your funniest story c:
    Maddog198 Maddog198 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    People are always talking about finding the one person that can make their heart skip a beat.. Personally i'm good, I'm not looking to develop a heart problem...
    visibleme visibleme 18-21, F Jun 30

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    I pass through this building everyday and I laugh every time I see this. Meet supply. Haha
    alilight23 alilight23 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    In Bed, it's 6am ... you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45 At work, its 1:30 ... Close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 1:31 LOL!!!
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. Douglas Adams
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 7

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    "You know you forgot to take your mask off right?" LOL! 
    texaschic35 texaschic35 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    BISH WHET?! Ok this is a vine. Thank you person that showed this to me, I can't get it out of my head. 🙉🙉🙉 (can't do that for the life of me!) 🎤🎤you talk all this...
    kittykat6918 kittykat6918 13-15, F Jul 13

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    Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention MORONS! =)
    alx99 alx99 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 13

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    My HEAD says, "who cares?" But then my HEART whispers, "you do, stupid..."
    alx99 alx99 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA look what I found at the shop ._.
    ThatOneUsername15 ThatOneUsername15 13-15, F 7 Responses a week ago

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    Why not laugh? It's good for you!
    AuntieShani AuntieShani 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Check this pic , u will laugh ;)
    Alimax11 Alimax11 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    He's copying Grumpy Cat my idol! LOL
    GrumpyMe GrumpyMe 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she later found he had left his fortune to his mistress, she attempted to get the engraver to...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Looking for a fun nice and playful girl! Age is not really an issue, so hit me up :)
    rayorcas rayorcas 26-30, M 1 Response Jun 28

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    Love hearing what other people get up to. I find it great inspiration my self for new ideas.
    ApollosArrow ApollosArrow 18-21 Jul 2

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    This is my first novel based off my life growing up as a transgender girl. http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/following-butterflies-ellyahnna-christina-hall/1115286053?ean...
    Ellygirl1 Ellygirl1 26-30, T Jul 4

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    Who doesn't, c'mon guys tell me some plzzz ;)
    greatinbedchick greatinbedchick 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I have a couple of books that had some sexy scenes in it! I had no idea. I love the feeling though of my tummy going in knots. Always worry after the world will know..! Or maybe...
    JennyMason JennyMason 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    Would love to hear you taboo experience msg me and ill share back
    wilburforce wilburforce 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 15

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    I've been thinking of writing a small story. I've been working on a story for awhile. I have one thing established: it'll take place in a post-apocalyptic world, some time around...
    AWanderingSoulOfArt AWanderingSoulOfArt 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    Anyone got any, i loveeee them. They make me so wet and...excited
    nudeeeex nudeeeex 16-17, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    Is it weird that I tend to make a better erotic story writer than anything else I write about? 0.o
    HighOnMisery HighOnMisery 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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