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    Carmel, Or Caramel?

    So, I was at work today, and this group of four guys come in and they look like rad nerds, right? And I take their order, cause, you know, cashier, then I go on about my day. I'm having a great time over with my other coworker Pablo, then I start just dying of laughter because he...
    aubbygrl1 aubbygrl1 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 26, 2013

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    Pusi...

    I work in Miami with a girl who is originally from Hungary. A couple of months ago her parents visited her here in Miami and she brought them one day to the office to show them where she is working at. So there we are in the office, me and an older lady who is very Catholic. So...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    A Funny Boss

    I used to work for a woman who ran a clothing business. Everyday before lunch she changed and put her pink spandex gym clothes and she turned on some crazy old school aerobics video and started working out about 10 feet away from me. It was hilarious to see her especially she was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Divorcing Couple Moving

    Working for a moving company gives you an insight about people's lives. One time we had to move a man out of a house because he was divorcing from his wife. So the guy walks through the house and tells us what goes and what stays. Two hours later when a few of his furniture was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    Somebody Had To Do It!

    Working in a very large organization is difficult. Getting your own specialized tasks done is difficult enough, but keeping order on a larger scale can be exasperating. For example, my office floor needs a scrubbing. Where do I go and who do I ask. I haven't seen a janitor in...
    gleep gleep 70+, M Aug 18, 2011

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    I Like Chinese Food... I Do... Maybe Not?

    I went to China for business to attend a trade show. One of my Chinese customers asked me if I like Chinese food, to what question I quickly replied "of course I like" thinking of the Panda Express food in Los Angeles.Well he took me to a real traditional Chinese restaurant...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Funny Quote

    "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." by Charles Lamb 
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Dentures

    I work with a sweet lady in my office. Everything would be so nice if at 1pm she would not take her dentures out and soak it in a glass of water!What a Workplace!
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Apr 4, 2011

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    Employee Of The Month...? Really?

    Last month I was awarded the employee of the month. The only problem is that there are only two employees working here other than my boss and the other one is his wife! www.whataworkplace.com
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 1 Response Mar 30, 2011

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    A Weird Toilet Experience Abroad

    I had a business trip to South-East Asia and in a rural area in Vietnam, I had to go to a restroom. Well it was the most uncomfortable and funny experience for me to try to balance myself and shoot for the hole in a squatting position. The restrooms there are not according to...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    My Crazy Boss

    I work in Dallas as a janitor. 99% of the people are hispanic who do not speak one bit of English. Yet every few months our boss makes us watch a video in ENGLISH about company values and mission and so on.Other than the nice scenes and smiling faces on the video, what these...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    I see a lot of I like jokes read them and they are not funny. Well neither is this, but this was not meant to be a joke.
    liveitover liveitover 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 7

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    I like to write and read stories. When I write I usually write about my feelings. I was thinking about writing a book. But I don't know how to start off. I always have a idea what...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    Somebody send me some dirty stories, of what you'd do to me.
    Bluesirenz Bluesirenz 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 5

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    I write filthy stories for dirty girls, you just tell me what you need, and I'll write one just for you...wink
    Djanarchy Djanarchy 46-50, M 4 Responses Aug 9

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    Some stories I've read really had me on fire
    BeauteFloue BeauteFloue 22-25, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 7

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    I like to laugh and smile but I don't a lot I just fake smile a lot so if you have a joke I would love 2 here it.
    scarlet6 scarlet6 13-15, F Aug 21

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    I want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. Like, it'll lay there with its hands on...
    Synthesissong Synthesissong 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    Jane-The Detective, Jargon-The short tempered *******, Will- The fapper. Hey, Jargon! How's it going?!, said Jane enthusiastically. Oh same old same old, I new some more excitement...
    TheStillmanator TheStillmanator 13-15, M Aug 6

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    Dusk painted the sky with a kaleidoscope of colors as I made my way out into the coolness of the night.He'd stepped out of the shadows allowing the darkness to coalesce like a veil...
    DayDreamer81 DayDreamer81 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    I walked to class thinking of what was going to occur in the next period. As I was coming to class, I tripped and dropped my books. “Are you okay?” I heard a sweet voice say...
    Lifeisgoodtearsofjoy Lifeisgoodtearsofjoy 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 16

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    Some of the things I write are short and sweet. Some are from the heart and others are designed to make you think. Not all of us are a like, but in many ways we share a common bond...
    KawaiiDemon KawaiiDemon 18-21 Aug 22

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    They had been cuddling and rough housing for about 10 minutes before he was stopped abruptly. As he tickled her, she bounced on up on his stomach and that was when he felt "it" for...
    NoVADad703 NoVADad703 31-35, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Hi everyone!! Here is a small part of a new story I'm writing! Please give me feed back! ******* Its quite pathetic and frustrating being hopelessly in love with someone that will...
    PierceTheGreen PierceTheGreen 13-15, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The...
    lloyds123 lloyds123 46-50, M Aug 15

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    There was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream, she woke up scared and cried. Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very...
    lloyds123 lloyds123 46-50, M Aug 15

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    I laugh so much every time I see this! :D
    Th3DayDreamer Th3DayDreamer 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 4

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    JohnWatsonMD JohnWatsonMD 61-65, M Aug 5

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    Me: Meow Cat: Meow Me: OMFG I SPEAK CAT!!!
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F Aug 7

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    http://youtu.be/vsR3bXsnoNA
    Luiskoala Luiskoala 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 7

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    They know they're wrong for that😂😂
    1BeautifulTragedy 1BeautifulTragedy 16-17, F Aug 8

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    I'll come back for you, I whisper, as I put back the clothes I can't afford.
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 9

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    I am going to Jon Richardson next month! He is by far my favourite comedian :)
    kirsty2004uk kirsty2004uk 26-30, F Aug 9

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    Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    “Laughter is the enema of the soul.” Robin Williams.
    PickledPete PickledPete 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 12

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    ........Haha this is so true XD
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F Aug 12

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    Hahahahaha, bra sizes.....so true
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 12

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    Jake from State Farm!! Omg hahaha I know every line from that commercial!! I laugh every time I see it on tv!
    Faiithh Faiithh 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    "Clumsy"...because I can relate.. lol.   
    littleAnonyMOUSE littleAnonyMOUSE 41-45, F Aug 19

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    Please tell me jokes! I'm bored as heck.
    isotope95 isotope95 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    "I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong." - Unknown
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 21

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    All I want is a man who can make me laugh every time, Laughter can cure almost anything. make me trust him and be as adventurous as I am. Someone who can skateboard, play guitar...
    callixtine callixtine 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I cant remember which commercial but it has so many angry pandas in commercial and soo gooooood
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    I'm having a bad day at work today and my mood is horrible. Anyone got a good joke to cheer me up?
    Brok3nSoul Brok3nSoul 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Sometimes she wished she would go to sleep and never awake the next day. But no matter how many pills she took she would always live until the next day. This is my curse. The...
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    I'm sure I'm not the only one, but I do find them really interesting. Gay, straight,bi, lesbian, or even ****** I'll read it, I don't really care.
    chrissyboo123 chrissyboo123 16-17, F 5 Responses Aug 11

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