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    I Like Chinese Food... I Do... Maybe Not?

    I went to China for business to attend a trade show. One of my Chinese customers asked me if I like Chinese food, to what question I quickly replied "of course I like" thinking of the Panda Express food in Los Angeles.Well he took me to a real traditional Chinese restaurant...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Dentures

    I work with a sweet lady in my office. Everything would be so nice if at 1pm she would not take her dentures out and soak it in a glass of water!What a Workplace!
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Apr 4, 2011

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    Funny Quote

    "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." by Charles Lamb 
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Divorcing Couple Moving

    Working for a moving company gives you an insight about people's lives. One time we had to move a man out of a house because he was divorcing from his wife. So the guy walks through the house and tells us what goes and what stays. Two hours later when a few of his furniture was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    Pusi...

    I work in Miami with a girl who is originally from Hungary. A couple of months ago her parents visited her here in Miami and she brought them one day to the office to show them where she is working at. So there we are in the office, me and an older lady who is very Catholic. So...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    A Weird Toilet Experience Abroad

    I had a business trip to South-East Asia and in a rural area in Vietnam, I had to go to a restroom. Well it was the most uncomfortable and funny experience for me to try to balance myself and shoot for the hole in a squatting position. The restrooms there are not according to...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    My Crazy Boss

    I work in Dallas as a janitor. 99% of the people are hispanic who do not speak one bit of English. Yet every few months our boss makes us watch a video in ENGLISH about company values and mission and so on.Other than the nice scenes and smiling faces on the video, what these...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Somebody Had To Do It!

    Working in a very large organization is difficult. Getting your own specialized tasks done is difficult enough, but keeping order on a larger scale can be exasperating. For example, my office floor needs a scrubbing. Where do I go and who do I ask. I haven't seen a janitor in...
    gleep gleep 66-70, M Aug 18, 2011

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    Carmel, Or Caramel?

    So, I was at work today, and this group of four guys come in and they look like rad nerds, right? And I take their order, cause, you know, cashier, then I go on about my day. I'm having a great time over with my other coworker Pablo, then I start just dying of laughter because he...
    aubbygrl1 aubbygrl1 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 26, 2013

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    A Funny Boss

    I used to work for a woman who ran a clothing business. Everyday before lunch she changed and put her pink spandex gym clothes and she turned on some crazy old school aerobics video and started working out about 10 feet away from me. It was hilarious to see her especially she was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Employee Of The Month...? Really?

    Last month I was awarded the employee of the month. The only problem is that there are only two employees working here other than my boss and the other one is his wife! www.whataworkplace.com
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 1 Response Mar 30, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    I like reading bedtime stories to my nieces and nephew. Calmingly taking them on a journey before they reach their slumber. But it also makes me miss what I shared with you. One...
    PessimisticPenguin PessimisticPenguin 31-35, M Apr 6

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    It depends on the humor though and if I can understand it. I don't like crude humor. I like innocent, truly funny, not at someone else's emotional expense humor. I tend to also...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F Apr 8

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    I did have another id where I posted stories but they were used against me, either to make fun of me, or to be preached at by religious people. So, now I don't write my stories...
    LonePony LonePony 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 25

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    While she makes out with my boyfriend I make out with her *** I know where I belong .... Only message me wth humiliating stories I am only sub never dome and specifically like...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 12

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    Really! Some people are just too funny! Lol!
    RoyX5 RoyX5 26-30, M Apr 24

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    I've written several, none of which I think are any good. I once wrote a story about six very different people who come together in the afterlife to solve a global crisis. I wrote...
    RandomSongbird RandomSongbird 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 25

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    I just tried to upload a story about my wife in this ADULT SITE and have checked the inappropriate block and had it rejected instantly. I used language that is used in hundreds of...
    wtchswife wtchswife 61-65, M 2 Responses Apr 8

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    I love writing stories!! I hope to get published someday!
    jordan43930 jordan43930 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 25

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    I prefer tales of unlikely seduction. Not so much for wham-bam stories...
    mydreamsonly mydreamsonly 31-35, M 6 days ago

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    "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep. Not like the screaming, yelling passengers in his car"- Bob Monkhouse.
    HMC17 HMC17 13-15, M Apr 17

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    💗A Mouse In Danger💗 A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?", the mouse wondered . He...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    when i was 14 a new family moved close to us .at the bus stop that morning the oldest boy was 16 and said i got to p so i sad will do it he just pulled his d*** out and pissed i...
    priencjames priencjames 22-25, M Apr 11

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    I need a mistress like this.........."Hmmmm while you’re sitting over there looking at BOTH of us. ….I want to hear you compare ME to little no boobs down below ME……let us...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F Apr 12

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    I get a text from my boyfriends phone it's a photo message it says "Me and your boyfriend love working out together, while you sit at home on your asss. He says I have the most...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F Apr 12

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    I lost my old account and wanted to repost... I had a surreal experience the other day and would like to share it. I am not usually a headphones in public guy, but I was wrapped...
    DeepCee DeepCee 46-50, M Apr 19

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    Are there any ladies out there that would like a personalized story...anything your dirty mind can think of...klk me at filthyfather
    filthyfather filthyfather 36-40, M Apr 22

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    Does anyone wanna hear a story? It's copyright but I'm happy to share! It's not too good but I try, so enjoy I guess!😄 Pothcrome unplugged Story Chapter 1 *Whiirrrrrrrrrr...
    Penelton Penelton 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 24

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    Just a short poem, its copyright but you can share. Enjoy 1 knock on the door means he has a man to kill 2 knocks on the door means he's quiet and he's still. 3 knocks on the...
    Penelton Penelton 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 24

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    So my most recent story is very dark. I've never written anything like it. I describe a suicide in great detail, an attempted suicide and the death of a pet. Something has to be...
    Nennie86 Nennie86 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 26

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    Any story you have, I'd like to hear ;)
    NaughtE NaughtE 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Saw these creative gift baskets for Mother's Day at Walmart today..... Doesn't Mother's Day just scream a six pack of Bud Light? :p
    Orangerocket Orangerocket 36-40, F 7 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    A washed up actor hasn't gotten a job in years. He has lost his ability to remember lines. But after looking for work for a very long time, finally he gets the lead role in a...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 5 Responses Apr 21

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    I never knew this existed!!! I think I need to get the leopard print one!
    Orangerocket Orangerocket 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 5

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    this should be a experience everyone can relate to
    Mongyy Mongyy 18-21, M Apr 9

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    A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, “What if the place is still bugged?” The groom says, “I’ll look for a bug...
    DarkKinkster DarkKinkster 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 10

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    EVERYONE! Post your own! "Your cheese done slid off your cracker" "You're one french fry short of a happy meal" "Not all your knives are in the drawer" "You're one crayola short of...
    Pride49 Pride49 22-25, M Apr 16

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    You have to watch this https://youtu.be/XxaP19pY1FI https://youtu.be/XxaP19pY1FI https://youtu.be/XxaP19pY1FI
    SleepIsLife321 SleepIsLife321 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 22

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    and its that easy lol
    DarkKinkster DarkKinkster 26-30, M Apr 22

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Npn609ouA This video concerns me. Hahah
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F Apr 25

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    “What’s a laughing matter?” “Nitrous oxide, among other things.”
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    When a woman asks WHAT? She is not asking you to repeat yourself, she is giving you a chance to change what you said.
    Tiffany94 Tiffany94 26-30, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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