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    I Like Chinese Food... I Do... Maybe Not?

    I went to China for business to attend a trade show. One of my Chinese customers asked me if I like Chinese food, to what question I quickly replied "of course I like" thinking of the Panda Express food in Los Angeles.Well he took me to a real traditional Chinese restaurant...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Dentures

    I work with a sweet lady in my office. Everything would be so nice if at 1pm she would not take her dentures out and soak it in a glass of water!What a Workplace!
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Apr 4, 2011

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    Somebody Had To Do It!

    Working in a very large organization is difficult. Getting your own specialized tasks done is difficult enough, but keeping order on a larger scale can be exasperating. For example, my office floor needs a scrubbing. Where do I go and who do I ask. I haven't seen a janitor in...
    gleep gleep 66-70, M Aug 18, 2011

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    Divorcing Couple Moving

    Working for a moving company gives you an insight about people's lives. One time we had to move a man out of a house because he was divorcing from his wife. So the guy walks through the house and tells us what goes and what stays. Two hours later when a few of his furniture was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    A Weird Toilet Experience Abroad

    I had a business trip to South-East Asia and in a rural area in Vietnam, I had to go to a restroom. Well it was the most uncomfortable and funny experience for me to try to balance myself and shoot for the hole in a squatting position. The restrooms there are not according to...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    A Funny Boss

    I used to work for a woman who ran a clothing business. Everyday before lunch she changed and put her pink spandex gym clothes and she turned on some crazy old school aerobics video and started working out about 10 feet away from me. It was hilarious to see her especially she was...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Funny Quote

    "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." by Charles Lamb 
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Carmel, Or Caramel?

    So, I was at work today, and this group of four guys come in and they look like rad nerds, right? And I take their order, cause, you know, cashier, then I go on about my day. I'm having a great time over with my other coworker Pablo, then I start just dying of laughter because he...
    aubbygrl1 aubbygrl1 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 26, 2013

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    Pusi...

    I work in Miami with a girl who is originally from Hungary. A couple of months ago her parents visited her here in Miami and she brought them one day to the office to show them where she is working at. So there we are in the office, me and an older lady who is very Catholic. So...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 31, 2011

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    My Crazy Boss

    I work in Dallas as a janitor. 99% of the people are hispanic who do not speak one bit of English. Yet every few months our boss makes us watch a video in ENGLISH about company values and mission and so on.Other than the nice scenes and smiling faces on the video, what these...
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 Mar 30, 2011

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    Employee Of The Month...? Really?

    Last month I was awarded the employee of the month. The only problem is that there are only two employees working here other than my boss and the other one is his wife! www.whataworkplace.com
    wisestories wisestories 31-35 1 Response Mar 30, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    It's funny how many women these days pucker their lips when their pitures are taken. ;-(|) like they are about to smooch.
    asherjoh asherjoh 36-40, M 1 hr ago

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    On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of...
    jopava jopava 56-60, M 6 hrs ago

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    I get very annoyed whenever I see someone post "Well I typed out a very long and funny story, only to have it rejected. All the work for nothing". Now that's not the part that...
    marsgirl95 marsgirl95 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, walking down Main St., he noticed a female member of his congregation sitting in...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I know theres cameras in the wall watching for what crazy thing im gunna do next but im telling ya im not insane stuck in my cell my own personasl hell its been years and years and...
    theresajanelle theresajanelle 16-17, F 14 hrs ago

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    This story isn't true but funny Tickle pay back for Janet It's a Saturday afternoon . Janet is at her fiancées Steve waiting for him to get ready to leave so they can go to...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    I may not write proper experiences on here but I do like writing stories. Wattpad is a great app to read other stories and create your own
    HollywoodKitty23 HollywoodKitty23 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Here's ahh goodun fer yah " gitt up you sorry sumbitch " My Wife
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    And I love writing them too, I like sharing them with my friends
    1LikeMind 1LikeMind 51-55, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    We arrived here a couple days ago after a long day of tiring travel during which nothing highly significant occurred. Yesterday after a restless night of little sleep (hard to get...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    "I have to say, Mr.Spiggot. I rather like your right leg!" "It is a perfect example of a right leg! I have nothing against your right leg!" "The problem is. Neither do you!" Peter...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    10 things I can share 1.I'm Reyn 2.I'm funny 3.I'm an otaku/anime addict 4.I like funny guys and with great sense of humor 5.I'm an Asian 6.I'm noisy 7.I'm rude 8.I hate school but...
    SleepyHeadSnorelax SleepyHeadSnorelax 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? ~Author Unknown
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! ~Author Unknown
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 3 days ago

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    A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed...
    FormidableMe FormidableMe 41-45, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

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    “Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable!” - Jackie Gleason
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    "This is the surest indication of how stupid and delusional the nuts and rent boy richard really are. I know they are pvssys. They know they are pvssys." I do not understand their...
    MYBANDISHERE1234 MYBANDISHERE1234 31-35, F 6 days ago

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    000Camilla 000Camilla 31-35, F 1 Response a week ago

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    A married couple got into an accident and the husband's face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the...
    Shivang05 Shivang05 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 19

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    A few years ago, while still in Ontario at my old job. I was in the middle of a call. The ladies around me started to buzz about this guy that just came onto the floor. I finished...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    I'm writing a short story set in the "Internet of Things" era. Feedback is welcome. The premise is that all our appliances are connected to the internet, and that they become...
    Woody6 Woody6 41-45, M Aug 19

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    It's one of my favorite pastimes. It makes me excited.
    CaptainBlake CaptainBlake 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 18

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    Reading, writing, playing, whatever. I enjoy it either way.
    4thGeneration 4thGeneration 22-25, M Aug 18

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    Lately I've noticed I have been typing shorter Stories on E.P. and have been a bit too satisfied with them for my own good. My Stories are typically composed of almost a dozen or...
    Jugemu Jugemu 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvemPyOJZEY Gets me every time lol
    MagicalLasso MagicalLasso 16-17, F Aug 15

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    not yet, im just here to read others lol
    SpontaneousRecoveryLovely SpontaneousRecoveryLovely 18-21, M Aug 14

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    Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why does your face looks like your ***
    RyuAra RyuAra 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    Theory for self development👍 At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady. She started screaming out of fear. With a panic stricken...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    I worked at a farm for 7 years as the potato salesman and I lost my job because of a bully. The bully can pretty much do what he wants and at one point he physically assaulted me...
    JohnD2015 JohnD2015 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 12

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    Some how a delusional power fantasy is going to save rent boy richard and the nuts. I dont know how. They are pvssys. Its why they hide, never identify themselves and back down...
    UltimateDemiGoddessSam UltimateDemiGoddessSam 31-35, F Aug 12

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