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I Like George Carlin

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    It Was The Dog

    It was the dog who farted. I saw his ******* open up.
    alicia2316 alicia2316 41-45, F Oct 23, 2010

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    A Question

    Do you think that George Carlin and Bill Hicks were revolutionary comedians?Lets make a check list.....Both of them weren't afraid to address the big issuesBoth of them spoke their minds, without compromiseBoth of them made you think ( intelligent comedy )Both of them were...
    SnakeDriver91 SnakeDriver91 22-25, M Mar 4, 2013

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    Grandpop

    I'm a 61 year old  widow in charge of two granddaughters age 2 and 5 great kids that I got stuck with because their parent's are a couple of flakes that love drugs more than their kids. I'm retiered and don't have any choie how  I can live my life unless I want to give up the...
    quantico69 quantico69 61-65 Jun 3, 2011

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    One Hilarious Comedian!

     A while back on HBO they had a George Carlin marathon, this was about the time he had died. I watched about 3 hours (it was 5+ hours long) I was laughing so hard my ribs hurt. He is so hilarious. I love the way he looked at life. He was sarcastic and said things that was so...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 2 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    Words

    His use of words, antonyms etc. is extremely funny. A unique sense of humor. Several of his comedy routines like baseball vs. football, "baseball is played on a diamond, in a park. The baseball park! Football is played on a GRIDIRON, in a STADIUM, sometimes called SOLDIER FIELD...
    yrral32 yrral32 61-65, M Feb 27, 2012

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    In Memory Of One Of My Favorites, The Great - George Carlin. Rip

    Comedian George Carlin died May 22/08   I MEMORY OF ONE OF MY FAVORITES, George Carlin. RIP Comedian George Carlin died yesterday. Regardless of whether you agree with his politics or views about the world, Carlin was a champion of free expression. He used words to...
    MusicMouse MusicMouse 56-60, M 27 Responses Nov 6, 2009

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    Words You Have Never Heard Before

    I love this from George Carlin Please saw my legs off Please hand me that piano Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone
    curiousblogger curiousblogger 31-35, F Aug 27, 2011

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    Miss The Guy

    Carlin is definitely a person I wish I could have met before he passed. Think I will go listen to one of his albums now.
    grayhalo grayhalo 31-35, M Jan 10, 2012

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    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M Jul 9, 2011

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    Met Him...

    As some of you may know, comedy is my business. I was performing as an opener at the Improv in Homestead last year, and he was headlining the night (There were about six comics performing including me that night). He was very approchable and personal with everybody. It was a...
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 3 Responses Mar 6, 2008

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    Among the Greats

    George Carlin was one of a very few comedians along with people like Lenny Bruce and Lewis Black, who moved stand up beyond simple jokes into something of an art form.  Even if you listen to his performances, he always held an almost rhythmical delivery and theatrical facial...
    Charos Charos 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 19, 2008

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    Long Live The King!

    George Carlin was the KING of comedy, commentary, and actually speaking the cold, hard truth--as bluntly and no-holds-barred-style as it was. You can't NOT love that quality in a person! If you don't love it--then you're about as closed-minded as a politician. Not good--no sirree...
    WritingFanatic WritingFanatic 26-30, M 2 Responses Nov 21, 2010

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    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M Jul 9, 2011

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    What Would George Say Now?

    George Carlin was the perfect counter balance to Bill Cosby.  I grew up memorizing four Cosby albums and it was a "coming of age" when I discovered George Carlin.  Early in Georges career, my brother was moving into a Venice, CA apartment...
    Jakrus Jakrus 41-45 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    "The Status Quo Sucks"

     I do not just "like" George Carlin. I ******* love him. His musings on politics, religion, euphamisms, life, and sodomy are not only funny, they're philosophically brilliant. For example: This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    I Don't Feel Sad That He's Gone

    Why?Because I know that if Heaven exists then he's up there right now,collecting all the things he ever lost and hanging out in the Balloon Room just off the hallway in West Heaven,enjoying the balloons(He's a balloon guy,after all)and reminding all the dead people they didn't...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 22, 2012

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    More Excuses As To Why Gas Prices Are So High

    I was listening to the news about why prices of gas keeps going up when oil is dropping, reserves at max and demand is down, Here is the newest of excuses as to why thy are so high. It appears that they closed al four refineries down for refit, hmmm who in there right mind would...
    redtailfree48 redtailfree48 46-50, M 4 Responses Feb 11, 2012

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    I Just Realized...

    I was watching the 12/12/12 Concert streaming live on YouTube and I noticed that a few well-known actors(Steve Buscemi,Adam Sandler etc)were appearing as well as musicians and remembered that George was from New York. If George was still alive,I think he would have almost...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 15, 2012

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    What A Man

    Hands down, my favorite stand up comedian of all time.There are plenty of comedians who are offensive. However, there are not many whose offensive content actually has a message (most of it is offensive just for the hell of it). I loved how he wasn't afraid to address taboo...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 4, 2013

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    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M Jul 9, 2011

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    Greatest Compliment of My Life.

    Back in the 80's I did a stint as a stand up comic at a club in New Jersey.  One of the regular comics there, who I thought was amazing, came to me one night after my set and told me that I not only reminded him of GC in my delivery, but that my material was almost as good.
    HeWhoPleasures HeWhoPleasures 41-45, M 12 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    The Second Coming Of Jesus!

    ******* love him. Great stuff. i love how he dissects the English language and make you think.
    LightYagami LightYagami 18-21, M Aug 28, 2012

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    I Remeber It Like Yesterdays Dinner

    Man, I was working at a small airport in Arizona over 20 years ago and one day one of the mechanics had George Carlin playing out of a cassette player in the airplane hanger. I was happening by and heard something that sounded like a guy talking followed by laughter. I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 30, 2010

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    LOL

    Watched a bit from his new HBO show and it was so hilarious. Still going strong at 70!
    SteelCityGirl74 SteelCityGirl74 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 6, 2008

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    George Carlin On War

    I am about to quote, to the best of my recollection, what George Carlin said during one of his routines on HBO. I might not be getting the wording exactly right but I don't think I'd be completely changing the points he tried to make."During World War 1, the troops came down...
    gingershuman gingershuman 36-40, M Oct 12, 2012

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    The Seven Things That You Can Not Say On T.v.

    Does anyone remember this one...It was the first thing that I heard him do.....I often wonder what went through his head when he herd those words and often worse being said on T.V. now?????  Good Night George Carlin Where ever you are..... I shall not miss you as I have you...
    singer1960 singer1960 46-50, F 4 Responses Jun 27, 2008

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    Seeing George's Show

    I always wanted to see George live and a couple of years before he passed I had the chance. He appeared at Turning Stone Casino in Upstate New York and I enjoyed his show immensely. We were even treated to some brand new material he was working on. His sense of humor was unique.
    iwearsilkiesman iwearsilkiesman 51-55, M Sep 12, 2011

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    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M Jul 9, 2011

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    Words From George

    George Carlin does not pull any punches.  He has a way with words that is direct and right to the point and make you think.  Thats why I like him.  What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...
    Trich Trich 46-50, F 6 Responses Nov 13, 2007

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    LazyApe LazyApe 31-35, M May 22

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    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M Jul 9, 2011

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    HE'LL Be Missed Because He Didn't Let the Machine Bring Him Down!!!

    HE TAUGHT  ME     TO KNOW IN MY HEART THAT IT'S ALL BULLSHIT AND IT'S ALL BAD FOR YA,TO SIMPLIFY "DON'T HIGH HURDLE MOUSESHIT!!!!!!
    PROPHETOFDOOM1331 PROPHETOFDOOM1331 46-50, M 3 Responses Jun 23, 2008

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    TheOnlyBenis TheOnlyBenis 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 1, 2013

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    On My Forearm

    on my fore arm i have a tattoo that says " religion is mind control"  i am planing on getting the 7 word you can't say on tv on my chest " anit-social comidian Gorge Carlin is God" i like that.
    unclesmokeyslongbong unclesmokeyslongbong 31-35, M Apr 22, 2011

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    I Love And Miss George Carlin !! :(

    GEORGE CARLIN WAS THE MOST BRILLIANT COMIC AND MAN !!!!!! HE WILL BE FOREVER MISSED, AND THERE WILL NEVER BE ANYONE THAT COULD HOLDA CANDLE TO THIS MAN !! F.Y.I............. ANY ONE WHO HAS NOT READ IT, READ THE BOOK PUT TOGETHER BY SALLY WADE, HIS WIDOW. IT IS CALLED " THE...
    gosling28 gosling28 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 19, 2011

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    Those Seven Words

    A friend and I were just talking about swearing in front of our kids, she was driving and called another driver a "douche bag".  Now that's not the worse thing you can call someone and I said it wasn't technically a swear word because it wasn't on Carlin's list of seven.  I...
    loopnscc loopnscc 46-50, M Dec 16, 2011

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    Just Like Him In Many Ways

    My husband has the character of George Carlin yet throws in hisown craziness....
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 21, 2012

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    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M Jul 9, 2011

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    I thoroughly enjoy the Flip Wilson reruns on

    Aspire. George Carlin was not only a writer for the show but he was a character actor on this show too. I loved him as the news caster, hippy dippy weatherman, and as a sports reporter.
    olderpregnantmom olderpregnantmom 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 19

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    George Carlin Rock

    George Carlin really is the best. He always cheer me up when i feel down and need a laugh. He is so wise and always have smart things to say.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 26, 2012

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    ADeepPerspective ADeepPerspective 18-21, F Dec 28, 2013

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    My Favorite Comic, Poet, Sociologist, Etc...

    I loved Carlin's views on society, culture and how they tie into language. A lot of people know him for his seven dirty words, but I enjoyed the words he said were harmful to society... euphemisms. He's totally right about it, too.
    toothpastesoup toothpastesoup 22-25, M 3 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    Carlin Is Best, Hands Down

    The man is without a doubt the greatest comedian to have ever lived. I base this on his lifetime of achievements in comedy and his intelligent sense of humor. For an individual to remain current and funny from an appearance in 1966 up to his last show in 2008, is a feat which no...
    vavaeon vavaeon 26-30, M Dec 5, 2011

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    What A Wonderful Comedian

    I love listening to him discuss about works. It was as funny as it was interesting. The bit about comparing baseball to football was extremely funny. Of course the 7 words you can't say on Television was one of the best bits that was ever done. baseball vs Football http://www...
    curiousblogger curiousblogger 31-35, F Aug 27, 2011

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    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 9, 2011

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    George Carlin Was The 1st Host Of SNL

    True story bro. That is super McNeat. He is my favorite comedian of all time!!!
    mittens13 mittens13 18-21, M Jan 26, 2013

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    Some quotes I like... "You're never beaten until you admit it." -George S. Patton "One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." -Joseph Stalin "If God wanted us to...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. ~George Carlin
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    Why did the duck say bang? Because he was a firequacker. What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F Jul 4

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    If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out. George Brett
    TexasGrandpa TexasGrandpa 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Bond, James Bond- There have been quite a few actors who portrayed 007. Sean Connery, Roger Moore, George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, & Daniel Craig. Each actor tried...
    theswordinthestone theswordinthestone 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 22

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