I Like George Carlin

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    Those Seven Words

    A friend and I were just talking about swearing in front of our kids, she was driving and called another driver a "douche bag".  Now that's not the worse thing you can call someone and I said it wasn't technically a swear word because it wasn't on Carlin's list of seven.  I...
    loopnscc loopnscc
    46-50, M
    Dec 16, 2011
    StarWanderer StarWanderer
    56-60, M
    Jul 9, 2011

    I Love And Miss George Carlin !! :(

    GEORGE CARLIN WAS THE MOST BRILLIANT COMIC AND MAN !!!!!! HE WILL BE FOREVER MISSED, AND THERE WILL NEVER BE ANYONE THAT COULD HOLDA CANDLE TO THIS MAN !! F.Y.I............. ANY ONE WHO HAS NOT READ IT, READ THE BOOK PUT TOGETHER BY SALLY WADE, HIS WIDOW. IT IS CALLED " THE...
    gosling28 gosling28
    41-45, F
    Oct 19, 2011

    Words You Have Never Heard Before

    I love this from George Carlin Please saw my legs off Please hand me that piano Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone
    curiousblogger curiousblogger
    31-35, F
    Aug 27, 2011

    Words From George

    George Carlin does not pull any punches.  He has a way with words that is direct and right to the point and make you think.  Thats why I like him.  What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...
    Trich Trich
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Nov 13, 2007

    Long Live The King!

    George Carlin was the KING of comedy, commentary, and actually speaking the cold, hard truth--as bluntly and no-holds-barred-style as it was. You can't NOT love that quality in a person! If you don't love it--then you're about as closed-minded as a politician. Not good--no sirree...
    WritingFanatic WritingFanatic
    26-30, M
    1 Response Nov 21, 2010

    The Second Coming Of Jesus!

    ******* love him. Great stuff. i love how he dissects the English language and make you think.
    LightYagami LightYagami
    18-21, M
    Aug 28, 2012
    StarWanderer StarWanderer
    56-60, M
    Jul 9, 2011

    My Favorite Comic, Poet, Sociologist, Etc...

    I loved Carlin's views on society, culture and how they tie into language. A lot of people know him for his seven dirty words, but I enjoyed the words he said were harmful to society... euphemisms. He's totally right about it, too.
    toothpastesoup toothpastesoup
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Jul 26, 2009

    One Hilarious Comedian!

     A while back on HBO they had a George Carlin marathon, this was about the time he had died. I watched about 3 hours (it was 5+ hours long) I was laughing so hard my ribs hurt. He is so hilarious. I love the way he looked at life. He was sarcastic and said things that was so...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique
    46-50
    2 Responses Jul 26, 2009

    The Seven Things That You Can Not Say On T.v.

    Does anyone remember this one...It was the first thing that I heard him do.....I often wonder what went through his head when he herd those words and often worse being said on T.V. now?????  Good Night George Carlin Where ever you are..... I shall not miss you as I have you...
    singer1960 singer1960
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jun 27, 2008

    George Carlin Rock

    George Carlin really is the best. He always cheer me up when i feel down and need a laugh. He is so wise and always have smart things to say.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 26, 2012

    Just Like Him In Many Ways

    My husband has the character of George Carlin yet throws in hisown craziness....
    aradia11 aradia11
    56-60, F
    1 Response Nov 21, 2012
    StarWanderer StarWanderer
    56-60, M
    Jul 9, 2011

    I Remeber It Like Yesterdays Dinner

    Man, I was working at a small airport in Arizona over 20 years ago and one day one of the mechanics had George Carlin playing out of a cassette player in the airplane hanger. I was happening by and heard something that sounded like a guy talking followed by laughter. I...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 30, 2010

    "The Status Quo Sucks"

     I do not just "like" George Carlin. I ******* love him. His musings on politics, religion, euphamisms, life, and sodomy are not only funny, they're philosophically brilliant. For example: This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of...
    zeligocity zeligocity
    22-25, M
    7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

    Seeing George's Show

    I always wanted to see George live and a couple of years before he passed I had the chance. He appeared at Turning Stone Casino in Upstate New York and I enjoyed his show immensely. We were even treated to some brand new material he was working on. His sense of humor was unique.
    iwearsilkiesman iwearsilkiesman
    56-60, M
    Sep 12, 2011

    I Will Always Dig George Carlin

    What a great dude this guy was.  How much I will miss him.  I have so many fond memories of his rants.  I met him once in Westwood, CA.  He got change from me, (I was a cashier at a restaurant...) for the cigarette machine.  I gave him some slack, because...
    Azaleagirl Azaleagirl
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jun 23, 2008

    Carlin Is Best, Hands Down

    The man is without a doubt the greatest comedian to have ever lived. I base this on his lifetime of achievements in comedy and his intelligent sense of humor. For an individual to remain current and funny from an appearance in 1966 up to his last show in 2008, is a feat which no...
    vavaeon vavaeon
    31-35, M
    Dec 5, 2011

    Words

    His use of words, antonyms etc. is extremely funny. A unique sense of humor. Several of his comedy routines like baseball vs. football, "baseball is played on a diamond, in a park. The baseball park! Football is played on a GRIDIRON, in a STADIUM, sometimes called SOLDIER FIELD...
    yrral32 yrral32
    61-65, M
    Feb 27, 2012
    LazyApe LazyApe
    31-35, M
    May 22, 2014

    LOL

    Watched a bit from his new HBO show and it was so hilarious. Still going strong at 70!
    SteelCityGirl74 SteelCityGirl74
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Mar 6, 2008

    It Was The Dog

    It was the dog who farted. I saw his ******* open up.
    alicia2316 alicia2316
    41-45, F
    Oct 23, 2010

    Met Him...

    As some of you may know, comedy is my business. I was performing as an opener at the Improv in Homestead last year, and he was headlining the night (There were about six comics performing including me that night). He was very approchable and personal with everybody. It was a...
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Mar 6, 2008
    StarWanderer StarWanderer
    56-60, M
    Jul 9, 2011

    Genious

    The most brilliant comedian EVER! Got to see him in Ashland, Ky. shortly before his passing away. A true legend.............
    beerdoodle beerdoodle
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 17, 2011

    Greatest Compliment of My Life.

    Back in the 80's I did a stint as a stand up comic at a club in New Jersey.  One of the regular comics there, who I thought was amazing, came to me one night after my set and told me that I not only reminded him of GC in my delivery, but that my material was almost as good.
    HeWhoPleasures HeWhoPleasures
    41-45, M
    12 Responses Oct 16, 2008

    George Carlin On War

    I am about to quote, to the best of my recollection, what George Carlin said during one of his routines on HBO. I might not be getting the wording exactly right but I don't think I'd be completely changing the points he tried to make."During World War 1, the troops came down...
    gingershuman gingershuman
    41-45, M
    Oct 12, 2012

    HE'LL Be Missed Because He Didn't Let the Machine Bring Him Down!!!

    HE TAUGHT  ME     TO KNOW IN MY HEART THAT IT'S ALL BULLSHIT AND IT'S ALL BAD FOR YA,TO SIMPLIFY "DON'T HIGH HURDLE MOUSESHIT!!!!!!
    PROPHETOFDOOM1331 PROPHETOFDOOM1331
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Jun 23, 2008
    TheOnlyBenis TheOnlyBenis
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 1, 2013
    StarWanderer StarWanderer
    56-60, M
    Jul 9, 2011

    George Carlin Was The 1st Host Of SNL

    True story bro. That is super McNeat. He is my favorite comedian of all time!!!
    mittens13 mittens13
    18-21, M
    Jan 26, 2013

    Loved this guy! How many years.

    ??? Ever see "Dogma" ? Kevin Smith's movie? Carlin plays a cardinal of the catholic faith. Wonderful!
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Oct 3, 2014

    What A Man

    Hands down, my favorite stand up comedian of all time.There are plenty of comedians who are offensive. However, there are not many whose offensive content actually has a message (most of it is offensive just for the hell of it). I loved how he wasn't afraid to address taboo...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 4, 2013
    StarWanderer StarWanderer
    56-60, M
    Jul 9, 2011

    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 25, 2014

    In Memory Of One Of My Favorites, The Great - George Carlin. Rip

    Comedian George Carlin died May 22/08   I MEMORY OF ONE OF MY FAVORITES, George Carlin. RIP Comedian George Carlin died yesterday. Regardless of whether you agree with his politics or views about the world, Carlin was a champion of free expression. He used words to...
    MusicMouse MusicMouse
    56-60, M
    27 Responses Nov 6, 2009

    I thoroughly enjoy the Flip Wilson reruns on

    Aspire. George Carlin was not only a writer for the show but he was a character actor on this show too. I loved him as the news caster, hippy dippy weatherman, and as a sports reporter.
    olderpregnantmom olderpregnantmom
    46-50, F
    1 Response Apr 19, 2014

    I Just Realized...

    I was watching the 12/12/12 Concert streaming live on YouTube and I noticed that a few well-known actors(Steve Buscemi,Adam Sandler etc)were appearing as well as musicians and remembered that George was from New York. If George was still alive,I think he would have almost...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 15, 2012
    ADeepPerspective ADeepPerspective
    22-25, F
    Dec 28, 2013

    Among the Greats

    George Carlin was one of a very few comedians along with people like Lenny Bruce and Lewis Black, who moved stand up beyond simple jokes into something of an art form.  Even if you listen to his performances, he always held an almost rhythmical delivery and theatrical facial...
    Charos Charos
    31-35, M
    1 Response Aug 19, 2008

    More Excuses As To Why Gas Prices Are So High

    I was listening to the news about why prices of gas keeps going up when oil is dropping, reserves at max and demand is down, Here is the newest of excuses as to why thy are so high. It appears that they closed al four refineries down for refit, hmmm who in there right mind would...
    redtailfree48 redtailfree48
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Feb 11, 2012

    "I don't have pet peeves.

    I have major, psychotic ******' hatreds."
    dgrantmhs dgrantmhs
    31-35, M
    1 Response Mar 22, 2015

    What A Wonderful Comedian

    I love listening to him discuss about works. It was as funny as it was interesting. The bit about comparing baseball to football was extremely funny. Of course the 7 words you can't say on Television was one of the best bits that was ever done. baseball vs Football http://www...
    curiousblogger curiousblogger
    31-35, F
    Aug 27, 2011

    Can't Believe He's Gone

    My older brother and I have always thought that George Carlin was the greatest by far. He was definitely the funniest comedian. I even bought "The Best of George Carlin" on DVD a few years ago. The man was a comic genious. He was downright hilarious. And, me and my big...
    PoeticRejection PoeticRejection
    22-25, F
    Jun 23, 2008
    StarWanderer StarWanderer
    56-60, M
    1 Response Jul 9, 2011

    I Don't Feel Sad That He's Gone

    Why?Because I know that if Heaven exists then he's up there right now,collecting all the things he ever lost and hanging out in the Balloon Room just off the hallway in West Heaven,enjoying the balloons(He's a balloon guy,after all)and reminding all the dead people they didn't...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Sep 22, 2012

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