A Bad Pastor - A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want him to win the America lotto draw worth $400 billion tonight' The pastor lower the microphone and...
Opiah1 1 Jun 20, 2012
Favorite Part Of A Woman... - Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's t*ts best, " the first guy says. The second says "I like to look at a woman's a*s." He asks the third guy "What about you?". "Me? I prefer to see the top of her head."
NeenaFlame 0 Nov 10
-doug Benson - "So the girl's f** *king melting into the couch. And as a pot smoker I'm not deterred, I'm like "How do I get some of that weed." That is some amazing s*it that I would like to try. I've been smoking the "Can't find my keys" weed. And somewhere in the world there...
NeenaFlame 0 Nov 16
Being A Sweet One - With every stage production I'm in, I always bring in a glass jar of Jelly Belly Jelly Beans to share with the cast. My cast members always appreciate the fact that I bring in jelly beans; most of them always stuff a handful into their mouths before or after...
Aspiewonder 1 Response 1 Nov 23
Call Centre Conversation - Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.' Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a...
louidafly 1 Response 6 Nov 28
Blonde In A Beauty Shop - A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair...
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 25
Ode To J - You were the first to witness the first time i came out of my shell, a place where i am most comfortable, I wasn't prefect and probably should have said a few things differently, i'm not to sure how to date, so please excuse my manners, I only pushed you away, because...
justasia 0 Nov 24
Chinese Proverb - If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed. ~ Chinese Proverb 
huangzichen 0 Nov 12
Pat's Wife - "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 11
The Waitress - The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, "do you call that pig?" "Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly.
jml2000 3 Responses 2 Nov 11
An Irish Marriage - Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and sent him into the river where he drowned. The following Sunday his widow, all decked out in deepest black, was...
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 11
I'll Have What She's Having - Several weeks ago, I was at a tavern I normally hand out. A few stools away from me, a waitress was counting her financial tips. I turned to the barmaid, pointed to the waitress and said, "I'll have what she's having."
Aspiewonder 0 Nov 15
Roses Are Red - ... ... violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I
TtotheD 1 Response 0 Nov 17
Socrates: - Socrates once said 'to do is to be'. Plato, 'to be is to do'...Sinatra-'do bee do bee dooo'.
TtotheD 1 Response 0 a week ago
I have just seen a bunch of dyslexic African kids putting flowers at the door of Nissan Main Dealers!
wysiwygUKbloke 0 2 days ago
Blonde And The Computer - Blonde and the Computer Q) How do you know when a blonde has been using a computer? A) Theres cheese by the mouse and tip-ex on the screen!
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 24
One-eyed Blonde - One-Eyed Blonde Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one o
jml2000 1 Response 3 Nov 24
Blonde Goes Flying - A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the...
jml2000 2 Responses 3 Nov 24
Blonde And The Alligator Shoes - A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and...
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 25
"TGIF" - Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes? A: “Toes go in first.”
jml2000 2 Responses 3 Nov 25
Why? - Why do some blondes only think about sex? Because they're dirty blondes
jml2000 2 Responses 3 Nov 30
Applying For A Job - A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the columns entitled: Name, Age, Address, etc. Finally, she came to the column: Salary Expected. She wrote, "YES."
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 30
Surrounded By Idiots - IDIOTS AT WORK I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them...
jml2000 3 Responses 2 Dec 1
Blonde and Missed Bus She is so blonde, when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.
jml2000 2 Responses 2 4 days ago
21, 21, 21. There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunette...
jml2000 2 Responses 2 4 days ago
Love Heals - And in the end, we are all just humans, drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness. .. Christopher Poindexter..
ljjams 1 Nov 23
Undecided - Did you ever have a time where you just didn't know what to do? I feel weird today. It's bothering me
Stargazinggal 1 Response 2 Nov 25
Love - “Nothing else wounds so deeply and irreparably. Nothing else robs us of hope so much as being unloved by one we love” - Clive Barker
nual 0 Dec 1
I don't need to know you, it can be random or just want someone to vent to. Or be random with, I'm your girl 🙋
bjcx 0 a week ago
Imagination is the more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. Albert Einstein
ljjams 0 20 hours ago
Some Of My Favorite Short Jokes - Girl: Men are all the same! Boy: Who told you to try them all? ............................................... BF: Women are weird. You can be both happy and unhappy at the same time! GF: Well, Men can too! BF: Impossible! try to tell me...
MeinHerzschlag 4 Nov 12
Snow Jokes - Short Snow Jokes What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! What's an ig? An eskimo's home without a loo! What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers! Where do snowmen go to...
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Dec 1
Long But Good - On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the...
paulus59 2 Responses 5 a week ago
Jokes - *DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY* Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting harder already! * * *RESEARCH FINDING* *Research shows men are fatter than women because every...
valha11a 0 Nov 18
Laughing At Your Jokes - I laugh at my own jokes and i get blank stares i guess i have weird sense of humour ,want to know if people have experienced the same thing.its kinda weird.....
izzy0064 7 Responses 3 Nov 15
Goody Goody - Everyone that knows me knows I'm a total goody goody! I never get in trouble with my parents or teachers and i always donate to charity. I love to help people in anyway I can! My older sister (21) was a lot like me until she lost her virginity and got pregnant at 16...
Lipglosslover29 1 Response 0 Nov 12
Bad Things That Happen To Good People And Good Things To The Bad. - Ever since school has started way back in elementary school all the way through college. ive noticed that people will get where they need to be in life the wrong way. why is it that good people get or have bad...
musiqsoulchild 2 Responses 0 Nov 13
I Love Things That Smell Good - Now my nose is something else...lol but it is true Im attracted to things that smell good. Whether its perfume, cologne, shower gel, hair spray, soaps, flowers, incense, or whatever......I will hover around a good smell for a little while lol...
CoolIntellectualJames88 0 Nov 26
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly - Today I experienced all three. Mostly the good. The bad was bad and the ugly was very ugly. But the good, it was better than good and lasted longer than the bad and ugly. I'm one lucky gal. I have such a kind hearted gentleman in my life. He...
habibihayati 0 Nov 11
I Feel Good - So as you all know me and my boyfriend broke up.. So I met a new guy.. He's white.. About 5'9, freckles, apple head, so adorable!! He's a really nice guy.. I get the good morning texts, we talk all day, he has a good head on his shoulders, he plays guitar, he cooks...
tyrell665 1 Nov 19
Making My Decision To "Say Good Bye" Most Hardest Choice To Make - I experienced one of the most beautiful things in life by sharing my life as a grand mother "my dogs puppies", and ended so shortly and i had to make that decision. i cannot deal with the hurt, self-hatred and...
Mypreciousangels 1 Nov 26
A Good Father - For the sake of this exclusive experience im excluding the women though I know women are capable of the same things men are so im leaving it at that....Well ill start off by saying that not everyone wants to be a father or even have kids to begin with. But for me...
CoolIntellectualJames88 1 Response 1 Nov 26
I confess that this story is all about the girl I like! - Hi to all! I am going to share a few things that happened in my college life. Im an engineering student. From my childhood, I feel too shy to be with girls and even rarely speaks to them.. After joining college, I slowly...
Aariyan 0 1 day ago
Goodness - Goodness is an attribute to aspire to. Kindness is a constituent of this as well. Good people do not ignore the ills of bad people, but seek to challenge them, or change them. Good people seek a better world. A better world will be established only by moral...
aoutdouze 3 Responses 3 Nov 24
I Was Good - I was always proud that I was good with serving people with smile.You see my job involves interacting with people each and every second.I thought if I smiled and finished their work quickly,then no one would blame me.But no one cares about my effort.People are just...
shineslives 0 Nov 26
Good Bye.... - Good bye my love.....Such final words Words that tear a hole in your heart Words that take extreme courage to say Words that you mourn over Words that give you strength For whatever reason they are spoken I admire the ones of you that can say them and move on...
Lipilicious 0 Nov 26
..Good Morning Beautiful... - Good morning beautiful How was your night Mine was wonderful With you by my side And when I open my eyes And see your sweet face It's a good morning beautiful day I didn't see the light I didn't know day from night I had no reason to care But since...
athleticLez 0 Nov 28
Today Was A Good Day. - We all good through good and bad days thankfully today was a pretty good one for me. Each day is a blessing, to be able to wake up next to my boys and my s.o is everything! I have so much going on for myself There's really no room to be sad... Being...
pri21 1 Response 0 5 days ago
I like good quotes and inspirational quotes because hey make me realize how I can be who I am and realize that life goes on no matter what. It's also good to read quotes when you're depressed or sad.
MiZShortiiE 1 1 day ago
Feeling Good - When I was stressed, I do meditation & have a very good feeling after that! :)
experienceexpert 0 Nov 9
Sharing The Good Smells - So I don't know if u guys smelled old spice wolfthorn but it smells like candy or juice or kool aid soo good I love it
biggstrigg 0 Nov 10
What Are Good Animes? - So I've seen a few Anime's and I love them! Can you guys give me some good ones base on the ones I've seen? I'll list them from favorite to least favorite. • Naruto Shippuden • Attack on Titan • Angel Beats • Another • Rosario + Vampire • Soul...
crocslol 9 Responses 0 Nov 11
Goodbye - I plan on killing myself tomorrow night. All that's happening is that I'm constantly being bullied. Tomorrow should be a perfect day; I'll do everything I've always wanted to do. Goodbye everyone.
sarahhenry88 2 Responses 0 Nov 13
Do Good... - "Do good to every one without expecting much" As an old proverb says "Some fraggrances always cling to the hands of those who distribute roses."
nbh4 3 Nov 14
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waqarAsghar 1 Response 0 Nov 15
This Looks Like Fun!!! - So I will take a turn here too!!! LOL1. Last Beverage: Hot coffee2. Last phone call: Regarding a possible retail job.3. Last Text Message: "That could be very pretty!!!"4. Last Song you Listened to: Royals Lord5. When was the last time you cried: Last...
LadyGypsy 2 Nov 15