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    A Bad Pastor

     A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want him to win the America lotto draw worth $400 billion tonight' The pastor lower the microphone and whispers, In Jesus...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M Jun 20, 2012

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    Did you hear about the hipster who burned her lips? She drank coffee, before it was cool!
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    Life is a journey, not a destination.
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    Hanging mistle toe from your lower back so haters can kiss my azz XD ( the pic is so ol i took this last summer :p but lol thats me with the crazy red hair )
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    I like to joke around, and sarcasm is my thing. Good spirits and a happy face is what I like to see. I think it's why I crushed so much on one of my good friends. He always makes...
    Naxxaras Naxxaras 16-17, F Apr 12

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    My spouse. He's funny, talkative, dynamic, creative. He tells good jokes, is a great friend, can be very generous. he's good looking, is the father of my only son. And he loves...
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    Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
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    This joke was heard by me while I unintentionally eavesdropped due to the loud nature of the jokes. Perhaps I'm only immature enough to find amusement from it but I I figured I...
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    Alrighty then! Guess I'll ramble off about the topic: Lately I notice that my younger cousins, nieces and nephews or kids period tend to cling to me(literally) a lot more. Like...
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    Can someone please take their time to read this? Its long, 8 pages but it explains a lot about the situation I am currently in. I think a lot of people could relate to this if they...
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