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    A Bad Pastor

     A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want him to win the America lotto draw worth $400 billion tonight' The pastor lower the microphone and whispers, In Jesus...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M Jun 20, 2012

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    Converted Converted 46-50, M 16 hrs ago

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    Douchebags clean women so why are they frowned on if they are cleaners met when me sees videos saying hes a douche. Wait Thats not an incomplete sentence.
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 16 hrs ago

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    I piddled in my panties because my laughter forced me to...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 17 hrs ago

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    It's too bad the duck in my plate ain't Quackin' anymore...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 17 hrs ago

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    A man is worried that his wife is losing her hearing, so he consults a doctor. The doctor suggests that he try a simple athome test on her: Stand behind her and ask her a question...
    Andrewsarchus Andrewsarchus 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    “A life without dreaming, is a like without meaning.” Favorite quote at the moment.
    goawayyouregross goawayyouregross 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I like to buy shirt, pants, jeans, underwear and shoes. I like to buy and collect socks with different color and design, I don't wear them and I keep them in a box inside my...
    HappyOrUnhappy HappyOrUnhappy 13-15, M 1 day ago

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    If a girl's geography is good her history is bad!!
    Bernab Bernab 22-25, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    # ' Can't get lucky all the time. You can be smart every day, though.'!
    Bengin Bengin 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    # ' Life is not the amount of breathes you take!. It's the moments that take your breathe away '!.
    Bengin Bengin 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    # ' You can't really know where you're going until you know where you've been '!.
    Bengin Bengin 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    People these days I sometimes wonder why people think others control their happiness? Destroy long term marriages because they are to chicken to ask for help making the one they...
    coachtoolman coachtoolman 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Had teach people a lot .. now its time to read myself
    dauntless82 dauntless82 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    Dead people receive more flowers then the living ones, because regret is stronger then gratitude ....
    dauntless82 dauntless82 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    "Sometimes you don't say goodbye to a person, you say hello to new opportunities." - Atlanta Harrison
    Socialwowers Socialwowers 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Any moment now..............
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 days ago

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    As much as I hate goodbyes, 5 years, 3 cheats (christmas, new year's & our anniversary), 1 miscarriage and 1 abortion later, I finally said goodbye and stopped holding on. Goodbyes...
    starrbelle starrbelle 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    It might be old, back from 1998 but the content is still something worth giving a thought. Enjoy reading statistics presented in an entertaining way. ____ Do Unnatural Acts...
    IBelongToAlison IBelongToAlison 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Closed on the family home of 18yrs, had to be in the same room as my soon to be ex wife.
    coachtoolman coachtoolman 46-50, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    2 years is a long time to throw away because of something stupid. When we broke up we always got back together but this time I became crazy. Like insanely crazy and ruined...
    lacalloway lacalloway 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I don't like "Goodbyes" because it feels like I will never see that person again. I don't like to say goodbyes because the last time I said goodbye by cousin died of a rare cancer...
    Andyg99 Andyg99 22-25, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    As he starts to drift it's a sense of relief, but once I realize it's starting to sink and drown just like every other thing I'm starting to panic. I was right, we were only...
    mynameisthatgirl mynameisthatgirl 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Anyone want to chat? I'm so tired of being lonely. I just want to get to know new people in life. Social media is the only place I got because everyone in real life stopped talking...
    YourSecretAdmire22 YourSecretAdmire22 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently...
    IBelongToAlison IBelongToAlison 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Relationships of all kinds are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to...
    Bellaitaliano98 Bellaitaliano98 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 25

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    I'm never good at goodbyes . 😔😔I'm just so tired of meeting people, believing maybe this one will be different, but in the end they're just like everyone else, they all leave...
    Lysa45 Lysa45 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 24

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    The next time a stranger asks me for the time I'm going to look at them with shock and horror and whisper " you can see me?!?!" And run away......
    nstar1983 nstar1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 24

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    love all types of music metal rock pop rap rnb dance you name it I like good lyrics and good beat and catchy tunes
    susangoga susangoga 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 24

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    I find it hard to to say goodbye when I leave a friends house to go home or awkwardly end a conversation when you bump into someone on the street. But either way no matter the...
    Alex288837359 Alex288837359 16-17, F Jul 23

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    Hot Pockets Make Me Happy :)
    BmbleB BmbleB 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 23

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    Well it has happened to me again a women who I had feelings for left me and told me good bye for the last time leaves me with a heavy heart to hear her cry doing this to me I wish...
    readytofeelwanted readytofeelwanted 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 23

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    I never liked him as a person.. A tall, good looking guy, aged 35 or more.. Always trying to make things complicated for others.. Not much of educated either.. but here most...
    BlurrednBlack BlurrednBlack 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 23

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    There a woman in a wedding dress sitting on a park bench crying an old woman stops and ask whats a matter dear? the bride wipes her tears and say i have been planing my perfect day...
    CandiceAllcoxx CandiceAllcoxx 26-30, T Jul 23

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    Honestly I'd rather they just dissappeared. Sure let me know that it's going to happen but don't bother with the goodbye scene cos I just hate crying. Ugh.
    HannahSavannah HannahSavannah 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 21

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    I'm moving out from my family soon, and I'm not going to make a drama out of it. Thanks to skype, we'll probably see each other more than we did when living together XD
    AmarieOfTheVanyar AmarieOfTheVanyar 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago. ~Unknown
    BornInTheWrongEra72 BornInTheWrongEra72 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 20

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    In a sense my life can be defined by a long series of goodbyes. I remember the first one when I was 5 and my best friend moved 200 miles away with his family. But confusing as that...
    ClownNine ClownNine 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 20

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    I am writing a novel in teen friction...and I am desperately in need of editor. Guys whose English is fluent and Who are intrested please msg me asap. Its not some great book or...
    Rutuja05 Rutuja05 18-21, F Jul 19

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    Is there anything as sweet as a long hot shower after a day of hard, productive work? I am sore, and tired and completely contented. For the first time in a long while the pain and...
    painterchick painterchick 36-40, F Jul 18

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    I heard this joke on the radio today..... Do you know the similarity between a Labrador and a very nearsighted gynecologist? They both have a wet nose!
    whoizzupdude whoizzupdude 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 17

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