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    A Bad Pastor

     A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want him to win the America lotto draw worth $400 billion tonight' The pastor lower the microphone and whispers, In Jesus...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M Jun 20, 2012

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    I hate saying Good bye because every time I do I remember the time when we had to leave our hometown to come live with my father here in Houston, that day was the day I said my...
    Marlenyfl83 Marlenyfl83 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I don't like 'Goodbye' but I can't wait to move to move to Tenessee and begin a new chapter in my life! I'm going to miss my friends and family in Virginia though.
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    Lassie says to Paddy... Lassi says "Paddy we've been married a long time. You're good lookin and I think you've slept with a lotta women. I won't be mad but I would like to know...
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    So I asked him, "Are you leaving, for good?" then he told me, "Yes, I wish you a good life." From that moment I lost a friend and a listener. I stared at him, I felt there is...
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    Goodbyes are so weird. I never like saying goodbye. It's just so final. I'm pretty sure the only times that I have ever said the actual word "goodbye" have been when I really did...
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    I don't really like saying goodbye , considering goodbye basically means forever . if I talk to you , I don't want it to be a temporary thing . so instead of goodbye , say "talk to...
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    I never got a chance to say goodbye to my grandma before she passed away on mother's day this past year. I remember sitting there in the hospital waiting room, waiting to go and...
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    Two days ago she was at the airport waiting for her flight... We didn't say goodbye 'cause we are now strangers.... Goodbye or no goodbye it hurts...
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    I hate goodbyes. I hate them so much that I try to avoid them altogether. If I leave someone's house I don't say goodbye I just leave. My family is so used to me doing so that they...
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    A very good friend of mine has left EP. He said his goodbyes, deleted his account and just like that he was gone. He is someone who added a lot of fun to this place and this little...
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    One thing my friend taught me is, it's never Goodbye, it's see you soon.
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    I had to say good bye to a job that I've had for two years and made some amazing friends. I will truly miss them guys. I guess it's time to turn around and keep going for the...
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    I really can't stand goodbyes, especially the mushy ones, I just disappear... & call later
    MrSmiggles MrSmiggles 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    I never wanna say goodbye, I want my time to last forever . My heart, my soul my forever being. You look wonderful tonight
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    OK I have a weird sense of humor if you get offended easily don't read simple as that Little boy says to his mom:But mommy I don't wanna see grampa. Mom:Shut up and keep digging!
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    I miss him so much but I know even if I tell him, he would just ignore me...
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