Anyone have a good joke???
I know it's cool to bash celebrities. But the Beiber jokes have to stop...that's someones daughter.
So...a rabi, a priest and a donkey walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a f****n joke?"
This one always makes me laugh. 👌
There's a man walking towards the bar. He's just about to enter when he notices a nun stood by the door. She turns to him, "Before you enter...
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat...
And no i wont define good.
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"
-moony, wormtail, padfoot & prongs
Good bye bluegirl. :)
I never thought when we talked that one day you would just use me up and throw me away. Nobody knows what I'm on about unless they've already been trashed...
Just watched an episode of Sex and the City! I actually liked it! Oh, Samantha!!
As a lifelong nudist, I like a T with "Dare to go Bare" on the front and "Nude is Natural" on the back!
They say that trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you've never met
''She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice, it was supposed to make feel something''
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How...
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
A guy goes into a bar. He sees a sign that says Hand Jobs $10.00! Ham Sandwich $5.00! He says ma'am are you the one who gives the Hand Jobs? She says why yes Sugar I am! He says...
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Where do most people go after they die?
“If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, ... just intense negotiations, pretty much every 28 days.”
I feel your every move, I know your every thought. I'm there from your birth and I see how you rot. I am your shadow, you shall never be free. Riddle me this, the...
Q: What is faster Hot or cold?
A: Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Why were the steelers not allowed in the NBA?
an old Man and woman hate each other but stay married for years. During their shouting fights, he constantly warns "if I die first, I'll make sure I dig up out the grave and haunt...
The Great Lao-Tseu said -
~It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions.
Henry Ward Beecher
Just tried lucky charms for the first time Quite nice and amazingly no leprechauns showed up to try and steal it
We stopped checking for monsters under our beds, when we realized, they were inside us.
Sometimes cold heart just needs a warm smile Braum
I love poros
Blue.Bell.Ice Cream. Any darn flavor, but my fav is banana pudding...Delishdotyeah!
Steak at Ruth's Chris...deelish!
"We stopped checking for the monsters under the bed when we realized they were inside of us" - Stephen King
I honestly can't find people on here who are genuinley interested in having a conversation with me. They always want to talk about other things that they should not be asking a 15...
Watched the tv series "resurrection" and its just so amazing!!
Different take :) very heartwarming :)))
I'm having a bad day at work today and my mood is horrible. Anyone got a good joke to cheer me up?
My grandma told me, "If you ever marry a black person I won't come to your wedding."
I said, "Grandma, by the time I get married, I don't think that you're going to be alive...
I was hanging out with my friends in the school toilets at lunch and we were just like making jokes and laughing about, when we heard a teacher outside the toilets telling us to be...
Purple. :P I also like green!
"Our lives improve ONLY when we take chances, and the first and the most difficult chance to take is to be honest to ourselves. TRUST is the hardest thing to find and the...
Why Go Now Located on the tip with the state’s southern coast, Rehoboth Beach front has managed to push back the behemoth condos and raucous outside bars that plague its...
“If I am not good to myself, how can I expect anyone else to be good to me?”
― Maya Angelou
Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are. • Women have a number of faults. Men have only two – everything they say and everything...
"I watch the distant lights go down the runwaydisappear into the evening sky.Oh you know I'm with you on your journeyNever could say goodbye.And you will waken in another...
Prison and Work...one and the same!
IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK.....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
My brother just asked if The Good, The Bad & The Ugly is good
I said 'yeah........and it's bad and ugly' :p lol
Worst bad joke so far probably haha
Perth would be the capital and biggest metropolis in Western Australia which has a populace that exceeds 2 million. The city is constructed on water.Sizzling Water Systems Perth...
A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.
"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's...
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