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    A Bad Pastor

     A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want him to win the America lotto draw worth $400 billion tonight' The pastor lower the microphone and whispers, In Jesus...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M Jun 20, 2012

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    I hate them especially when i have to say goodbye to my grandma, she's really really sick and has a liver problem... her liver is failing and is almost completely dead but the only...
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    If you want something too badly it will likely be a disappointment.The healthy way to live is to enjoy the small things in life..... Gus
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    This reminds me of my wonderful boyfriend. I'm so proud to have him as mine.
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    Goodbyes can be the best or worst thing in the world. It can bring pain or joy. Joy when someone you hate talking to finally decides to end the conversation. Pain when you have to...
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