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    A Bad Pastor

     A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want him to win the America lotto draw worth $400 billion tonight' The pastor lower the microphone and whispers, In Jesus...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M Jun 20, 2012

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    Finally got my hands on season 3 of Game of thrones, and I'm loving Will and Grace and Modern Family. Oh and Family guy is always great, the carrie diaries was good and tomorrow...
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    I rarely watch television these days as there's so much rubbish across so many channels. However. There have been good ones over time. St. Elsewhere,Hill street blues,Six feet...
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    ''She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice, it was supposed to make feel something''
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    I hate you and then i love you. It's like i want to throw you off a cliff then rush to the bottom to catch you <3
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    I really like Threes Company show. Jack Tripper, rest in peace, is so funny in the show. He really makes me giggle and cheers me up when I am blue. Him and Martin Lawrence too, but...
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    A Blonde, a Redhead and a Brunette were discussing their pregnancies The Brunette says "I'm having a baby girl because my lover was on top of me when we conceived!" The Redhead...
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    I feel your every move, I know your every thought. I am here from here from your birth and I'll see how you rot. I am your shadow, you shall never be free! But riddle me this...
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    an old Man and woman hate each other but stay married for years. During their shouting fights, he constantly warns "if I die first, I'll make sure I dig up out the grave and haunt...
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    What is beauty if your brain is empty, What is knowledge if your face is damage.
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    "Don't chose the better guy, chose the guy who makes you better."
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    "I must admit, I miss you quite terribly. The world is just too quite without you nearby." ~Lemony Snicket
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    Especially if it's someone special. But I guess the long conversation is already for somebody else while what you have are shorter ones and sometimes nothing at all. Bottomline...
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    Is there such a thing as a book that should not be read?
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    But I can never have them because I'm boring. XD For example: Person: What do you do for fun? Me: Nothing. I usually just choose random things I sometimes do but the honest...
    ChanelLove12 ChanelLove12 70+, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I am really loving this new TV series " How To Get Away With Murder" can't wait to see more episodes =)
    alx99 alx99 36-40, F 4 days ago

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    Fred363 Fred363 16-17, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    As if now, I'm obsessed with The Walking Dead, and American Horror Story.
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    American Horror Story though
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Holy crap.. American Horror Story is insane!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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    I still watch the Gilmore Girls and it is on Netflex!! Yipeee When ever I am feeling down, I put that show on and it always cheers me up and makes me laugh. " I love pie, but...
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    I'm loving the 'Red band society'. I can relate to Emma.
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    No that is good. Rescues on the way but were too busy looking for the rescue to see the rescue wow cool thank you for sharing I like those jokes too :-)
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    My grandma told me, "If you ever marry a black person I won't come to your wedding." I said, "Grandma, by the time I get married, I don't think that you're going to be alive...
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    Bad Boy- P.O.D I LIKE THE GIRL WITH THE BIG OL EYES CUZZ I CAN SEE HER MIND, BODY AND SOUL HARMONIZE AND SHES SO FINE I CANT SAY LOVE IS BLIND BUT I KNOW IT GOT ME SHOOK, GOT ME...
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