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    A Bad Pastor

     A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want him to win the America lotto draw worth $400 billion tonight' The pastor lower the microphone and whispers, In Jesus...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M Jun 20, 2012

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    I have a boyfriend for almost a year by now and everytime we say goodbye to each other, i always feel lonely. One moment is when we went on a date on my birthday, we watched a...
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    A woman got married, but her husband was abusive. She got remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and that husband failed in bed. Finally, she put an ad in...
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    I hope this one makes it pass the EP censors. A traveling salesman is seated next to an attractive young lady on an international flight. He nonchalantly turned to her and says...
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    I asked the zebra, Are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits? Are you...
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    With this I think half of the EP perverts can relate to! A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being...
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    Yes that's me! I don't like taking life too seriously, there's enough to make us down and bored so why not? I am serious when I need to be but I try to keep those times down as...
    CaffeineJunky CaffeineJunky 18-21, F a week ago

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    I hate goodbyes, especially when someone is waiting by the car, expecting you wave you off and it won't start and you sit there, judder judder, with smelly blue smoke, coming out...
    Richard161 Richard161 46-50, M Jun 26

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    Of course I don't, who does? And then I tried something, I said goodbye in the right way. I did not alienate them, I was not mean to them. I simply expressed my gratitude to them...
    missmalky missmalky 18-21, T 2 Responses Jun 26

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    My best friend and I can't be friends anymore.Neither one of us wanted to end the friendship but to unforeseen circumstances we are not allowed to see each other for two years I...
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    A lonley beach...I.....walk a-lone by the sea...... Thinking of you...of.... U and.....of me Whats one sweet kiss...one.. Tiny ...little ....touch Dont these sad eyes.....tell U...
    Infectual Infectual 31-35, M Jun 26

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    Wife turns to her husband babe i was thinking starting tonight we should start spanking each other a bit. Husband (Big cheesy grins) eee er erm yes dear but why all off a sudden...
    candysissyfag candysissyfag 26-30, T 2 Responses Jun 23

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    I really do :p ...but sometimes my jokes aren't funny and can be taken wrong :c so it's not always a great idea.
    onestepaheadofyou onestepaheadofyou 16-17, F Jun 22

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    QUOTES TAKEN FROM ACTUAL FEDERAL EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS: 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." 2. "His men would...
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    QUOTES TAKEN FROM ACTUAL FEDERAL EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS: 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." 2. "His men would...
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    QUOTES TAKEN FROM ACTUAL FEDERAL EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS: 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." 2. "His men would...
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    QUOTES TAKEN FROM ACTUAL FEDERAL EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS: 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." 2. "His men would...
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    While the barber is lathering the man up for his shave, the man expresses to the barber how he has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks. The barber replies with a...
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    While the barber is lathering the man up for his shave, the man expresses to the barber how he has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks. The barber replies with a...
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    While the barber is lathering the man up for his shave, the man expresses to the barber how he has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks. The barber replies with a...
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    While the barber is lathering the man up for his shave, the man expresses to the barber how he has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks. The barber replies with a...
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    Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain...
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    Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain...
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    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress...
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    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress...
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    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress...
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    The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. - A cat shows up. St Peter says "I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn't cause...
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    The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. - A cat shows up. St Peter says "I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn't cause...
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    In every love story, there will always be a Romeo and a Juliet. Happily Ever Afters. Battles. And fighting for a loved one. It's been written in book for years, decades...
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    No, not at all. Not even long distance goodbyes.
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    ...Because then I have to say Hello...
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