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    A Bad Pastor -  A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M Jun 20, 2012

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    Two girls talking. 1st Girl : I wonder what boys discuss between them. 2nd.Girl : Ahh hon...they discuss same things as us girls do. Ist Girl : Oh my God,oh my God...boys are so...
    andybub andybub 31-35, M Apr 1

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    !!WARNING!! THIS IS AN ADULT JOKE!! ...you have been warned. This is one of my favorites so it might be a repost. It's so difficult to navigate this site from ipad app, it's...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    I don't hit the bars much any more, but back in the day I used to carouse around. Here is a joke I had a lot of fun with whenever I found myself sitting at a bar next a woman...
    AlwaysGood AlwaysGood 51-55, M 1 day ago

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    Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan read the note, he felt there...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 17

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    The Outback Virgin! A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I don't goodbyes because that means you're going to leave me alone. Goodbye means you want to go separate ways from me… Don't say goodbye but instead say "See you next time...
    SecretsNeverHidden SecretsNeverHidden 22-25, F Mar 23

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    "It’s easy to talk about things we hate, but sometimes it’s hard to explain exactly why we like something.”
    spilledinklove spilledinklove 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 hr ago

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    The angry boy tells the girl after a night of passionate love-making, "My name is Rob, and not Billy, or Andrew or Jack or Ron or Jeremy or any of the other names you've been...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 hr ago

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    Hanging mistle toe from your lower back so haters can kiss my azz XD ( the pic is so ol i took this last summer :p but lol thats me with the crazy red hair )
    RavenHearts RavenHearts 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    How do you keep an *** hole in dispense ??? I'll tell you tomorrow
    RKing13 RKing13 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    A little boy named Charlie complains to his teacher, "I'm too smart for 1st grade!". The teacher then goes to the principal with Charlie. The principle first asks some questions...
    onelife4u onelife4u 41-45, M Mar 20

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    A guy just knocked on the front door, I opened it and he was about 3'3" tall. I said, "Who are you?" He said, "I'm the metre man".
    frasier013 frasier013 36-40, M Mar 29

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    Did you hear about the hipster who burned her lips? She drank coffee, before it was cool!
    TandSMichael TandSMichael 51-55, M Mar 30

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    “You're driving me NORMAL!” ― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
    KortneeAnne KortneeAnne 22-25, F Mar 30

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    A very dangerous animal is.......the hepatitis bee.
    jingo88 jingo88 36-40, M Apr 5

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    Americans invented a machine to catch thieves.. . Test started . America: In 30 mins, 50 caught . London: In 30 mins, 70 caught . Spain: In 30 mins 100 caught . India: In 15 mins...
    andybub andybub 31-35, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 17

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    Two young idiots were camping out in the forest one night. But the mosquitoes Were so fierce that the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from getting bitten. The one of...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 20

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    A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over. The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse ma'am, could I please see your driving license and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    Tell me what horses say, pleassse
    lunaloves lunaloves 18-21, F 21 Responses 1 day ago

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    "You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness."Lewis Carroll
    CopperHeart CopperHeart 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    Conversation starter? Children's films can be quite deep... E.g. What do you see? You people staring at me. You see a doll on a music stand being turned by a key. How can you...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 29

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    A group of Cherokee children has gathered around their grandfather. They are filled with excitement and curiousity. That day there had been a quite tumultuous conflict between two...
    alpha36 alpha36 13-15, M 6 days ago

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    “Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.”
    whodidthat1296 whodidthat1296 16-17, M 6 days ago

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    I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. -Henry Miller
    whodidthat1296 whodidthat1296 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    Life is a journey, not a destination.
    MinecraftedSteve MinecraftedSteve 13-15, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    O: I want to eat an oreo with chopsticks ! cuz i hate when i drop the cookie in the milk and i cant take it out ! Dx
    InsaneNefelibata InsaneNefelibata 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    I like to joke around, and sarcasm is my thing. Good spirits and a happy face is what I like to see. I think it's why I crushed so much on one of my good friends. He always makes...
    Naxxaras Naxxaras 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
    juniper12 juniper12 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 30

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    But he's Belgian. He knows Dutch. We get in intense arguments then we play football and he's perfect. We're barely friends, but he likes to joke around and pretend that we're...
    FromNederlandWithLove FromNederlandWithLove 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Good girls like bad boys Bad boys like good girls Good guys like bad girls Bad boys like good girls
    azanun azanun 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    1) My parents are all cheery with each other. This would really help me enjoy any other thing. 2) I create my own bass line or drum pattern. 3) I read a book with good humour in...
    baseCharlie baseCharlie 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

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    I feel like I have ruined everything good I have ever had. I cant seem to feel satisfied and have a self destructive negative nature. Any time something good is going on, I focus...
    Fdizzle Fdizzle 41-45, M 40 mins ago

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    Idk if this counts as a joke but I thought it was funny! I was having dinner with my hubby and my sister in-law and her hubby as well as our kids, we were talking about my husband...
    queediana82 queediana82 31-35, F Mar 25

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    Last night, I experienced a dream that made me feel so happy when I awoke. I was coming out of a building, in some strange place I've never been. It was dusk out, and it was a bit...
    joydream joydream 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will...
    syedubaidalishah syedubaidalishah 18-21, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.
    syedubaidalishah syedubaidalishah 18-21, M 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I have been good to many of my friends but they will never be good to me and they treat me like animals
    MoTheStar MoTheStar 13-15, M 1 hr ago

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    My friends and I have this running joke called "Turbo Tuesday." Tuesday is the most boring goddam day of the week, because it's not Monday where you're fresh off from the weekend...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    Serious question about a joke. Here is a joke. At the end of the joke, I ask some questions about your reaction to it. A man and a woman are alone in the elevator of a tall office...
    eddiecarbone eddiecarbone 61-65, M 7 Responses Mar 27

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    Latey, I've been feeling like my whole life has been a big joke and I've been being played from day one. My family was a joke. They didn't even want me. So I ended up in group...
    franhigg franhigg 41-45, F Apr 3

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    Some more jokes....and riddles How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. Two...
    vector8 vector8 46-50, F Mar 20

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    I have joker poster everywhere, a joker wallet, Dc games with batman and joker, i went to Walmart when i was 15 just to buy batman sheets which are on my bed right now, batman...
    earpollution earpollution 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    syedubaidalishah syedubaidalishah 18-21, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    when I was younger I used to work at a casino and I loved it! I had friends, had sooo many friends, and so many people that came in and I talked to them it was great. Then I found...
    Nala22 Nala22 31-35, F 21 mins ago

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    I am a man with simple tastes; Netflix, xbox, JOKER, and other things. But when it comes to my room, all I can do is look around and say hot digity, this place is alright. I dream...
    sladewilson101 sladewilson101 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I love terms of endearment but recently discovered that to some people, these words are derogatory, objectifying, and trigger negative connotations. I do understand that argument...
    sailor764 sailor764 46-50, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 2

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