Post

I Like Good Joke

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 29 People

    A Bad Pastor

     A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want him to win the America lotto draw worth $400 billion tonight' The pastor lower the microphone and whispers, In Jesus...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M Jun 20, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    Anyone have a good joke???
    scarlet6 scarlet6 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I know it's cool to bash celebrities. But the Beiber jokes have to stop...that's someones daughter.
    Thepainlover Thepainlover 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So...a rabi, a priest and a donkey walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a f****n joke?"
    agbells13 agbells13 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This one always makes me laugh. 👌 There's a man walking towards the bar. He's just about to enter when he notices a nun stood by the door. She turns to him, "Before you enter...
    CemoneDC CemoneDC 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Aug 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    And no i wont define good.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" -moony, wormtail, padfoot & prongs
    LunaRay19 LunaRay19 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Good bye bluegirl. :) I never thought when we talked that one day you would just use me up and throw me away. Nobody knows what I'm on about unless they've already been trashed...
    JayParker99 JayParker99 16-17, M 1 Response 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Just watched an episode of Sex and the City! I actually liked it! Oh, Samantha!!
    PrincessAnnaT PrincessAnnaT 18-21, F Sep 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    As a lifelong nudist, I like a T with "Dare to go Bare" on the front and "Nude is Natural" on the back!
    uknudy uknudy 66-70, M Sep 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    They say that trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you've never met
    infinitexhope infinitexhope 22-25, F Sep 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    ''She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice, it was supposed to make feel something''
    Gitamomo Gitamomo 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How...
    afoolishheart afoolishheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Sep 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another...
    afoolishheart afoolishheart 46-50, F 5 Responses Sep 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A guy goes into a bar. He sees a sign that says Hand Jobs $10.00! Ham Sandwich $5.00! He says ma'am are you the one who gives the Hand Jobs? She says why yes Sugar I am! He says...
    PacerFan24 PacerFan24 41-45, M Sep 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? "Oh Sheet"
    ALetterToElise ALetterToElise 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Where do most people go after they die?
    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    “If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, ... just intense negotiations, pretty much every 28 days.” R. Williams
    jenga1 jenga1 46-50, F 1 Response 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A riddle: I feel your every move, I know your every thought. I'm there from your birth and I see how you rot. I am your shadow, you shall never be free. Riddle me this, the...
    TheVampireQueen92 TheVampireQueen92 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Q: What is faster Hot or cold? A: Hot, because you can catch a cold.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Why were the steelers not allowed in the NBA?
    Experiencevisionary Experiencevisionary 13-15, M 1 Response 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    an old Man and woman hate each other but stay married for years. During their shouting fights, he constantly warns "if I die first, I'll make sure I dig up out the grave and haunt...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The Great Lao-Tseu said - ~It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
    0nOpalsMind 0nOpalsMind 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 23

    Your Response

    Cancel
    No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions. Henry Ward Beecher
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Aug 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Just tried lucky charms for the first time Quite nice and amazingly no leprechauns showed up to try and steal it
    Dynamite500 Dynamite500 18-21, M Aug 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    We stopped checking for monsters under our beds, when we realized, they were inside us.
    ClockworkTimesUp ClockworkTimesUp 13-15, F 5 Responses Aug 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sometimes cold heart just needs a warm smile Braum I love poros
    renguard renguard 16-17, M Sep 4

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Blue.Bell.Ice Cream. Any darn flavor, but my fav is banana pudding...Delishdotyeah!
    Issues33 Issues33 36-40, F Sep 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Steak at Ruth's Chris...deelish!
    Issues33 Issues33 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    "We stopped checking for the monsters under the bed when we realized they were inside of us" - Stephen King
    danhorse danhorse 18-21, F a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I honestly can't find people on here who are genuinley interested in having a conversation with me. They always want to talk about other things that they should not be asking a 15...
    nata1013 nata1013 13-15, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Watched the tv series "resurrection" and its just so amazing!! Different take :) very heartwarming :)))
    Chiscuit Chiscuit 26-30, F 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm having a bad day at work today and my mood is horrible. Anyone got a good joke to cheer me up?
    Brok3nSoul Brok3nSoul 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My grandma told me, "If you ever marry a black person I won't come to your wedding." I said, "Grandma, by the time I get married, I don't think that you're going to be alive...
    DudeWithAMohawk DudeWithAMohawk 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was hanging out with my friends in the school toilets at lunch and we were just like making jokes and laughing about, when we heard a teacher outside the toilets telling us to be...
    Melonfriends Melonfriends 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Purple. :P I also like green! #JokerSwagg^-^
    KonekaiReangashi5666 KonekaiReangashi5666 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Dear, "Our lives improve ONLY when we take chances, and the first and the most difficult chance to take is to be honest to ourselves. TRUST is the hardest thing to find and the...
    kenmok kenmok 36-40, M 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Why Go Now Located on the tip with the state’s southern coast, Rehoboth Beach front has managed to push back the behemoth condos and raucous outside bars that plague its...
    Jenipe Jenipe 31-35, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    “If I am not good to myself, how can I expect anyone else to be good to me?”  ― Maya Angelou
    some1callmeJoy some1callmeJoy 46-50, F 38 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are. • Women have a number of faults. Men have only two – everything they say and everything...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 5 Responses Aug 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    "I watch the distant lights go down the runwaydisappear into the evening sky.Oh you know I'm with you on your journeyNever could say goodbye.And you will waken in another...
    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M 53 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Prison and Work...one and the same! IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK.....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...You...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F Aug 24

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My brother just asked if The Good, The Bad & The Ugly is good I said 'yeah........and it's bad and ugly' :p lol Worst bad joke so far probably haha
    LFCno1 LFCno1 22-25, M 4 Responses Sep 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Perth would be the capital and biggest metropolis in Western Australia which has a populace that exceeds 2 million. The city is constructed on water.Sizzling Water Systems Perth...
    Carriele83 Carriele83 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night. "I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's...
    GeneralRose GeneralRose 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 31

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Let's make a joke! Respond to this experience with characters, a lead on where it should go, a punch line, or even a whole joke. The result will hopefully be a brand new joke that...
    Midnightchorus Midnightchorus 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 31

    Your Response

    Cancel