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    A Bad Pastor

     A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want him to win the America lotto draw worth $400 billion tonight' The pastor lower the microphone and whispers, In Jesus...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M Jun 20, 2012

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    I need someone I can laugh with, know any good jokes??
    Cookiemonster31 Cookiemonster31 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    I see a lot of I like jokes read them and they are not funny. Well neither is this, but this was not meant to be a joke.
    liveitover liveitover 41-45, M Aug 7

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    apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and follow them up by saying "ah, i guess you had to be there" -badum tss
    mike8989 mike8989 22-25, M Jul 28

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    Why are Some men and women like pantyhose? Because they always run when they are needed most!
    NGA1932 NGA1932 61-65, M Aug 12

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    Please tell me jokes! I'm bored as heck.
    isotope95 isotope95 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    in astronomy class... le teacher: why are there rings on saturn? le student: kus god liked it so he put a ring on it le teacher: god is not a single lady badum tss
    mike8989 mike8989 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 26

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    I like to make people laugh, its a beautiful thing to put a smile on someone's face.
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F Jul 28

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    My friend and I had been friends for over 6 years. But when we started secondary school she changed. She wasn't her usual self anymore. She bullied me severely, I was pushed to...
    DreamingOfSunsets DreamingOfSunsets 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    The new velvet -Hey lady- good song
    ClassicLady ClassicLady 16-17, F Jul 30

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    Anyone suggest any good tv shows/series that are worth a watch ?
    UG30 UG30 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 31

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    Well even tho there's always A goodbye, there was one before that, that led to this beautiful hello :) <3 and I can't wait for the next one <3 :) xxxx~Angel~
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 1

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    Dear all EPers that have messages me if u were someone that messaged me for rp a long time ago and other stuff I am preparing myself for my future therefore I cannot and will not...
    Gokart14 Gokart14 13-15, F Aug 11

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    When I awoke this morning, the air was soft and still. A little robin came and sat upon my window sill. He tipped his head and looked at me, with eyes so bright and clear...
    Byron8by7 Byron8by7 46-50, M Jul 21

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    A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 24

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    How to tell the sex of a fly. A woman walked into the kitchen to see her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asked 'Hunting flies' he responded...
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 2 Responses Aug 5

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    I read in my.local newspaper that the toilet was stolen from our Police station.., if you can believe that! The cops have nothing to go on! Bawhahaha! LOL
    AlwaysGood AlwaysGood 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 25

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    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she later found he had left his fortune to his mistress, she attempted to get the engraver to...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 25

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    Why don't cannibals eat clowns? ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ Because they taste funny!
    thisisdave thisisdave 31-35, M Jul 26

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    What did the cannibal get when he arrived late to the party? A cold shoulder! 💀
    ThatDarnKatz ThatDarnKatz 16-17, F Jul 26

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    a **** has a sad life his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an *******, his best friend is a *****, his owner beats him and whenever he gets excited he throws up
    mike8989 mike8989 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 31

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    East Bound and Down hands down is the funniest show I have watched in a long time. Just bought all 3 seasons
    LoudProudCountry LoudProudCountry 22-25, M Jul 24

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    Many people often doubt the powers of prayer. But God is there- listening. Satan wants you to throw in the towell on praying. But don't. Keep praying. God answers those who are...
    PrayerWarriorTeen PrayerWarriorTeen 13-15, F Jul 28

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    This lyrice is just sadness 😭
    ClassicLady ClassicLady 16-17, F Jul 30

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    Weird country musik taste i must have ...
    ClassicLady ClassicLady 16-17, F Jul 30

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    The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses, and still thinks you're completely amazing.
    Weareunited Weareunited 18-21, M Jul 31

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    Just because fate doesn't deal you the right cards, it doesn't mean you should give up. It just means you have to play the cards you get to their maximum potential... By Les Brown
    Ravidesai Ravidesai 41-45, M Aug 3

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    "When a handsome guy looks at a woman, he is considered as Cute. When an ugly guy looks at a woman, he is considered as Perverted." This happens with me everytime, because I am...
    KarlAnubhav KarlAnubhav 18-21, M Aug 12

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    "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." -Elbert Hubbard
    BrookeDuchanne16 BrookeDuchanne16 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    This was given to me by someone very special, not exactly a quote but close enough...
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    Please. I think it's pretty impolite to send me a picture of your man/boyhood when I haven't asked you for it, we don't know each other, and in fact, haven't even been introduced...
    EttaS EttaS 36-40, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'm only having my profile pic up of me guys for 24 hours so by tomorrow at 12:32 AM I'm going to be a price of bacon again so yeah have fun
    lilyap lilyap 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Supernatural is only the best Tv Series that was ever created. No big deal.👻😍
    MikaylaG MikaylaG 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    Go To Sleep for now kid. when you see a bit more of the world. I'll be back to save you from it.
    ClockworkTimesUp ClockworkTimesUp 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    We all love a good joke. And recycled jokes are wonderful. When we hear a god joke we want to share it. We laughed and we want to see others laugh. And there's always that...
    FriendlyBryan FriendlyBryan 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 9

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    A few people on here have been asking me to share more about my personal life (honestly I don’t know why, I’m not that interesting) So I thought I’d share a little of my...
    Sarahbellas Sarahbellas 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 2

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    “Hey guys who wants to hear a blonde joke?” Said a blind old man after settling himself down on a stool in the bar. The question was met with dead silent After a few second...
    sleepynudy sleepynudy 41-45, M a week ago

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    Another Good Joke...ha ha ha ha ha A man was driving a car ... A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !! Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo" Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey...
    satyr1007 satyr1007 26-30, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Talking about hard work and determination. "Make sure you give your all today because we don't know the future.We are growing towards that.When i hear people say terms like,'good...
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    The Readers Digest used to have a section called "Laughter is the Best Medicine", and how true that is. When all else fails, a good laugh will always help. If anyone has some good...
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    I don't like suicide jokes. Some things just aren't funny. You should know when to be serious and when to laugh.
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    Good books, like good friends, are few and chosen; the more select, the more enjoyable. - Louisa May Alcott
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    Ideal qualities in the opposite sex; a fun list me & my cousin decided to compose = Treats you like a queen & respects your oppinons, morals & values = THREE WORDS: admire...
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    I tried teaching myself once, but that didn't work out well at all. I worked at this McDonald's in Florida, and there was a Filipino girl I had a crush on. I went out and bought a...
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    Murphy's Mothers Laws : 1. Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.. 2. Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you...
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    Yep. The group has the main gist of what I have to say. But it's not incredibly accurate. It's not that I don't like her.. I used to, but my opinion of her is rapidly changing. She...
    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie 16-17, F 6 Responses Jul 22

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    My brother ODed three years ago. He didn't die, it was just a big scare. He had his stomach pumped so it's all good but for three days while he was baker acted I was left in the...