I always hated people that said goodbye to me. I feel like goodbye is so permanent. Saying goodbye seem like you'll never see then again. When my girlfriend and I say bye we don't...
Ok. I just made this one up today. It's Nebraska grade corny. But needs kinks worked out:
Q: why was president Ronald Reagan so attached to his "Star Wars" defense program?
some people doesn't care or understand the difference between just jokes and hurtful jokes.
I disrespect these attitude.
An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor to have a ***** count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a...
I just told two college students that I was fifty years old.
Their reactions were priceless. :)
Their eyes widened and their jaws dropped. They said I looked like in my late...
everytime I say good bye to someone wether its a friend, fam member or a foe I have to remind myself constantly it wont be forever
The only time goodbyes are painful, is when you know... that you'll never say hello again....
Like the air you breathe, abundance in all things is available to you. Your life will simply be as good as you allow it to be.
I've heard all the BEST goodbyes. Nothing phases me anymore....
the worst goodbyes are the ones that are never said, and never explained. The person just vanishes for no reason and you never hear from them again, and that hurts, it really hurts...
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are...
I am not a fan of goodbyes. I always avoid them.
Good conversations lead to new best friends 😁
Do the things you use to talk about doing but never did. Know when to let go and when to hold tight. Stop rushing. Don't be intimidated to say it like it is. Stop apologizing all...
There's a fine line between genius and crazy......I like to use that line as a jump rope.
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer and has a better education than a sheriff.
The sheriff asks for license...
A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the...
A racist walks into a crowded bar. He looks around and sees a black man sat in a corner. The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, "I'm going to buy everyone in...
Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket...
Two farmers are talking.
Farmer one: Do your cows smoke?
The second farmer: No
Farmer One: Then your barn is on fire.
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
“I am so sorry Harry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
“I have been helping myself to your wife, day...
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his belt buckle.
The bar tender asks, "what's that?"
He replies, "Argh, it's drivin' me nuts."
Propose to the one you love today 😍! If she/ He😒 Rejects ? Say happy April fools day !are you going to try it 😉😈✌️?
oh you dont drink or smoke so that makes you a great person go jump into a woodchipper you measly humans
I feel happy yet sad because i am now a high school graduate, i will surely miss everyone and everything that made my highschool life memorable and precious.
That's why I say, "See you later."
This is one of the saddest quotes I've seen. It's better if you know the context it's in too.
when people say bye I don't say anything back
I don't want my girlfriend to move to Canada :'(
“If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place...
Fear-Forget everything and run or face everything and rise.
The beautiful moments of today are the beautiful memories of tomorrow.
“If we had no faults we should not take so much pleasure in noting those of others.”
― François de La Rochefoucauld.
Do u ever feel so lonely that when u find someone, u scare that they will leave u?
You do not have much to do if you do not have anyone to do it with.
I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this...
If you can not explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.-Dr. Seuss
Come strike me my enemy come forth and strike me when you weapon touches my body it is you that shale be struck your weapon shall melt in your very hand come forth and strike me...
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein