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    A Bad Pastor

     A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want him to win the America lotto draw worth $400 billion tonight' The pastor lower the microphone and whispers, In Jesus...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M Jun 20, 2012

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    No need to say Goodbye to special friends who must move on. Sometimes it is not within our control to have what we so desire. Other times, the decision is self sacrificing for the...
    BeautifulAbigail BeautifulAbigail 46-50, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    ok here is mathematical proof that woman are evil: As everyone know a woman requires time and money women = time x money and we also know that time is money so; time = money or...
    Snowhat Snowhat 36-40, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    After an elderly couple starts getting forgetful, they visit their doctor. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get...
    liLly3joy liLly3joy 22-25 Nov 1

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    Correction i like ONLY good looking guys or lets say i like guys only who seem good looking to me . I know i sound petty but if i gotta b intimate with someone i gotta find them...
    anasteel2 anasteel2 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 7

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    I need a guy that looks this good, and I will give you all I can give . But the question is, why are most the really good looking guys, turns out to be self indulgent @$$holes...
    Gemma3sahara Gemma3sahara 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 7

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    I especially like cocky good looking guys. Men need to have self confidence and know their way around women. Good looking men just seem to have that more. I don't like weakness...
    lccraze lccraze 31-35, F Nov 8

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    Good looking guys who can dress expensive or some what expensive from head to toe are my type of guys. Guys who are not good looking but have a good heart are my type of friends...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 9

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    Not talented ones. Good ones. Who do good not cruel.
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Nov 15

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    So I was talking to someone here on EP since the day I joined. And we talked almost every day. Tonight I got a message that said "have a good life. Goodbye" now all of our messages...
    fiftysomthin fiftysomthin 46-50, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    I've never been good at goodbyes , 😔😔 I'm so tired of everyone leaving .
    Nikkki1 Nikkki1 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. Ben Franklin
    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 26

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    How To Get Away w/ Murder is such a good TV show. I can't wait for next weeks episode.
    kissmissnikki kissmissnikki 26-30, F Nov 6

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    Good looking is relative to the person who is looking. The saying, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. To me, it's nice teeth. I always notice the teeth. Also body...you don't...
    Mct7988 Mct7988 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 8

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    Good looking men, they are just hot!
    SassyLMT35 SassyLMT35 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 8

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    It hurts so much to save goodbye, and to be separated again. I live for the day he moves in with me, and we never have to be separated ever again ~
    themaskhero themaskhero 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    Bone structure is soOoOoOoOo important on a guy. Like aughh, it's so attractive.
    LanniLette LanniLette 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 8

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    I like to look at them, but tbh it doesn't mean anything.
    NightChanges1D NightChanges1D 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 8

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    Again who doesn't . No offence but who really goes after someone like he/she's ugly but I like that?
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 8

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    My hands were busy, but they took a break to text you.
    powerfulsubtle powerfulsubtle 26-30, M Oct 25

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    I got this from the Dave Chappell Show, what does the five fingers say to the face. SLAP!
    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 3

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    Once Rajinikanth participated in a race with a few other accomplished speed specialists. Albert Einstein was one of the distinguished spectators. Rajinikanth came first in the...
    mumbainaturist mumbainaturist 46-50, M Nov 5

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    Idiots in the Food Service My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Nov 16

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    A baguette in the butt is a pain in the ***.
    thepropernoun thepropernoun 13-15, M 1 day ago

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    Sometimes I'm so bad ... I don't cross all my 'I's or cross all my 'T's ... I really CAN believe its not butter ... jaywalk ... I fart in a crowded elevator ... I play hooky from...
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    DEPECHE MODE - People are People  People are people so why should it beYou and I should get along so awfully So we're different coloursAnd we're different creedsAnd...
    Photosebastian Photosebastian 41-45, M Oct 26

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    We're all traveling through time together Every day of our lives. All we can do is do our best To relish this remarkable ride. From the motion picture "About Time"
    JJjenniejones JJjenniejones 41-45, F Nov 2

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    be happy with what you got because one day you are gonna be sad about what you lost
    antoneli antoneli 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 7

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    I love a physical aspect of football players, I love that concept of a big teddy bear big sweet and cuddly but muscles exceeding from his shirt, that nice round firm booty, nice...
    alxvii alxvii 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 8

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    Many girls/women (let's just leave it at females mkay?) complain about guys having standards to high or expect to much, when just about every female you see (especially girls that...
    NeverAnonymous NeverAnonymous 13-15, M 2 Responses Nov 8

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    Judge a man not by his answer but by the question he asks
    renguard renguard 16-17, M Nov 8

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    It is only the great hearted who can be true friends. The mean and cowardly, Can never know what true friendship means. Charles Kingsley
    Lostnalone22 Lostnalone22 31-35, F Nov 10

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    “This is not a love story, but love is in it. That is, love is just outside it, looking for a way to break in.” ― Jeanette Winterson, Lighthousekeeping
    lifetimer lifetimer 31-35, M Nov 11

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    “Infatuation.First Love.Lust.My passion can be explained away.But this is sure: Whatever she touches, she reveals” ― Jeanette Winterson
    lifetimer lifetimer 31-35, M Nov 11

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    Just have faith sweetheart. You will be happy again soon ...
    Summerandroses Summerandroses 22-25, F Nov 12

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    You wouldn't ask why the rose that grew from the concrete had damaged petals... On the contrary, We would all celebrate its tenacity. We would all love its will to reach the sun...
    vincentriver09 vincentriver09 31-35, M Nov 14

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    "you can save your *** or you can save your soul but not both". I don't remember where I heard this, but it's a great great quote
    barzins barzins 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Sometimes bad jokes are funnier than good jokes. Especially when someone you find adorable is telling it.
    anonymoussouthernbabe anonymoussouthernbabe 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    "Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and...
    Bash94 Bash94 18-21, M Nov 8

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    Warning!!! This is a mean joke. If you don't like mean jokes, stop reading now..... A single woman goes to a grocery store on a Saturday night. She's buying some, you know...
    danc3rz danc3rz 31-35, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Even though I tell so many people here to look at the bright side of life, solutions for problems instead of constantly thinking about the problems themselves, 'count your...
    AngelicLights AngelicLights 26-30, F Nov 15

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    Anabe1995 Anabe1995 18-21, F Nov 10

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    ForTheFallen ForTheFallen 22-25, M Oct 31

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    I’ve only kissed a girl once but it was fun when it I did it ;) We were at a gymnastics competition and I was on the beam during the final rotation. I had been working on my...
    nothingnobodynowhere nothingnobodynowhere 26-30, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    A Joke My Husband Told Me There were 4 Mormon fathers who met at a tavern on a Saturday night. They started discussing how proud they were of their families and they could leave...
    FortressV FortressV 22-25, F 3 Responses 18 hrs ago

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