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    A Bad Pastor

     A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon, He says.... In the name of Jesus say what you want this man & come out of him!! the demon answer, 'I want him to win the America lotto draw worth $400 billion tonight' The pastor lower the microphone and whispers, In Jesus...
    Opiah1 Opiah1 18-21, M Jun 20, 2012

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    I always hated people that said goodbye to me. I feel like goodbye is so permanent. Saying goodbye seem like you'll never see then again. When my girlfriend and I say bye we don't...
    Phoenixxoxo Phoenixxoxo 13-15, F 3 Responses Apr 10

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    Ok. I just made this one up today. It's Nebraska grade corny. But needs kinks worked out: Q: why was president Ronald Reagan so attached to his "Star Wars" defense program? Btw...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 18

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    Yes. some people doesn't care or understand the difference between just jokes and hurtful jokes. I disrespect these attitude.
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F Apr 9

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    An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor to have a ***** count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a...
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    I just told two college students that I was fifty years old. Their reactions were priceless. :) Their eyes widened and their jaws dropped. They said I looked like in my late...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Apr 17

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    everytime I say good bye to someone wether its a friend, fam member or a foe I have to remind myself constantly it wont be forever
    staceyhazellee staceyhazellee 18-21, F Mar 29

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    The only time goodbyes are painful, is when you know... that you'll never say hello again....
    Mokuba Mokuba 13-15, F Mar 29

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    Like the air you breathe, abundance in all things is available to you. Your life will simply be as good as you allow it to be. -Abraham Hicks
    Orangerocket Orangerocket 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 30

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    I've heard all the BEST goodbyes. Nothing phases me anymore....
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 3 Responses Apr 2

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    the worst goodbyes are the ones that are never said, and never explained. The person just vanishes for no reason and you never hear from them again, and that hurts, it really hurts...
    Stormla Stormla 13-15, F 3 Responses Apr 17

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    Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are...
    Alexz72 Alexz72 22-25, F a week ago

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    I am not a fan of goodbyes. I always avoid them.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    Good conversations lead to new best friends 😁
    Spencaa92 Spencaa92 22-25, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Do the things you use to talk about doing but never did. Know when to let go and when to hold tight. Stop rushing. Don't be intimidated to say it like it is. Stop apologizing all...
    Alexz72 Alexz72 22-25, F Apr 2

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    There's a fine line between genius and crazy......I like to use that line as a jump rope.
    Alexz72 Alexz72 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer and has a better education than a sheriff. The sheriff asks for license...
    DropsOfRain DropsOfRain 22-25, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    you doing? A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Apr 2

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    A racist walks into a crowded bar. He looks around and sees a black man sat in a corner. The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, "I'm going to buy everyone in...
    jopava jopava 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 7

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    Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket...
    jopava jopava 56-60, M Apr 9

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    Two farmers are talking. Farmer one: Do your cows smoke? The second farmer: No Farmer One: Then your barn is on fire.
    Kardia Kardia 36-40 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    A man received the following text from his neighbor: “I am so sorry Harry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. “I have been helping myself to your wife, day...
    fryguy67 fryguy67 46-50, M Apr 13

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    A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his belt buckle. The bar tender asks, "what's that?" He replies, "Argh, it's drivin' me nuts."
    CemoneDC CemoneDC 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Propose to the one you love today 😍! If she/ He😒 Rejects ? Say happy April fools day !are you going to try it 😉😈✌️?
    1990arjun 1990arjun 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 31

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    oh you dont drink or smoke so that makes you a great person go jump into a woodchipper you measly humans
    Beutifulman1970 Beutifulman1970 41-45, M Apr 17

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    I feel happy yet sad because i am now a high school graduate, i will surely miss everyone and everything that made my highschool life memorable and precious.
    glybie glybie 13-15, F Mar 29

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    That's why I say, "See you later."
    PleaseInsertCoin PleaseInsertCoin 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    This is one of the saddest quotes I've seen. It's better if you know the context it's in too.
    Mokuba Mokuba 13-15, F Mar 29

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    when people say bye I don't say anything back
    bloodyzombie19 bloodyzombie19 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    I don't want my girlfriend to move to Canada :'(
    illnameitlater illnameitlater 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 30

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    “If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place...
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Fear-Forget everything and run or face everything and rise.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    The beautiful moments of today are the beautiful memories of tomorrow.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    “If we had no faults we should not take so much pleasure in noting those of others.” ― François de La Rochefoucauld.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 2

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    Do u ever feel so lonely that when u find someone, u scare that they will leave u?
    Cheshire96 Cheshire96 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    You do not have much to do if you do not have anyone to do it with.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F Apr 3

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    I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this...
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F Apr 4

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    If you can not explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. Albert Einstein
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    Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.-Dr. Seuss
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    Come strike me my enemy come forth and strike me when you weapon touches my body it is you that shale be struck your weapon shall melt in your very hand come forth and strike me...
    renguard renguard 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein
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