I need someone I can laugh with, know any good jokes??
I see a lot of I like jokes read them and they are not funny. Well neither is this, but this was not meant to be a joke.
apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and follow them up by saying "ah, i guess you had to be there" -badum tss
Why are Some men and women like pantyhose? Because they always run when they are needed most!
Please tell me jokes! I'm bored as heck.
in astronomy class...
le teacher: why are there rings on saturn?
le student: kus god liked it so he put a ring on it
le teacher: god is not a single lady
I like to make people laugh, its a beautiful thing to put a smile on someone's face.
My friend and I had been friends for over 6 years. But when we started secondary school she changed. She wasn't her usual self anymore. She bullied me severely, I was pushed to...
The new velvet -Hey lady- good song
Anyone suggest any good tv shows/series that are worth a watch ?
Well even tho there's always A goodbye, there was one before that, that led to this beautiful hello :) <3 and I can't wait for the next one <3 :) xxxx~Angel~
Dear all EPers that have messages me if u were someone that messaged me for rp a long time ago and other stuff I am preparing myself for my future therefore I cannot and will not...
When I awoke this morning,
the air was soft and still.
A little robin came and sat
upon my window sill.
He tipped his head and looked at me,
with eyes so bright and clear...
A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and...
How to tell the sex of a fly.
A woman walked into the kitchen to see her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
'What are you doing?' She asked
'Hunting flies' he responded...
I read in my.local newspaper that the toilet was stolen from our Police station.., if you can believe that!
The cops have nothing to go on!
A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she later found he had left his fortune to his mistress, she attempted to get the engraver to...
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
What did the cannibal get when he arrived late to the party?
A cold shoulder! 💀
a **** has a sad life
his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an *******, his best friend is a *****, his owner beats him and whenever he gets excited he throws up
East Bound and Down hands down is the funniest show I have watched in a long time. Just bought all 3 seasons
Many people often doubt the powers of prayer. But God is there- listening. Satan wants you to throw in the towell on praying. But don't. Keep praying. God answers those who are...
This lyrice is just sadness 😭
Weird country musik taste i must have ...
The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses, and still thinks you're completely amazing.
Just because fate doesn't deal you the right cards, it doesn't mean you should give up. It just means you have to play the cards you get to their maximum potential... By Les Brown
"When a handsome guy looks at a woman, he is considered as Cute.
When an ugly guy looks at a woman, he is considered as Perverted."
This happens with me everytime, because I am...
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
This was given to me by someone very special, not exactly a quote but close enough...
Please. I think it's pretty impolite to send me a picture of your man/boyhood when I haven't asked you for it, we don't know each other, and in fact, haven't even been introduced...
I'm only having my profile pic up of me guys for 24 hours so by tomorrow at 12:32 AM I'm going to be a price of bacon again so yeah have fun
Supernatural is only the best Tv Series that was ever created. No big deal.👻😍
Go To Sleep
for now kid.
when you see
a bit more of
I'll be back to save you from it.
We all love a good joke. And recycled jokes are wonderful. When we hear a god joke we want to share it. We laughed and we want to see others laugh. And there's always that...
A few people on here have been asking me to share more about my personal life (honestly I don’t know why, I’m not that interesting) So I thought I’d share a little of my...
“Hey guys who wants to hear a blonde joke?” Said a blind old man after settling himself down on a stool in the bar. The question was met with dead silent After a few second...
Another Good Joke...ha ha ha ha ha
A man was driving a car ...
A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !!
Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo"
Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey...
Talking about hard work and determination.
"Make sure you give your all today because we don't know the future.We are growing towards that.When i hear people say terms like,'good...
The Readers Digest used to have a section called "Laughter is the Best Medicine", and how true that is. When all else fails, a good laugh will always help. If anyone has some good...
I don't like suicide jokes. Some things just aren't funny. You should know when to be serious and when to laugh.
Good books, like good friends, are few and chosen; the more select, the more enjoyable. - Louisa May Alcott
Ideal qualities in the opposite sex; a fun list me & my cousin decided to compose
= Treats you like a queen & respects your oppinons, morals & values
= THREE WORDS: admire...
I tried teaching myself once, but that didn't work out well at all.
I worked at this McDonald's in Florida, and there was a Filipino girl I had a crush on. I went out and bought a...
Murphy's Mothers Laws :
1. Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't..
2. Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you...
Yep. The group has the main gist of what I have to say. But it's not incredibly accurate.
It's not that I don't like her.. I used to, but my opinion of her is rapidly changing.
My brother ODed three years ago. He didn't die, it was just a big scare. He had his stomach pumped so it's all good but for three days while he was baker acted I was left in the...