Thought there may be others with genuine stories of amusing mistakes from both the hearing impaired or kids.
At a pub quiz the subject was...
A smile is God's way of saying "Howdy", so keep passing them along you'll never know how much some folks rarely receive them and it means so much
I've never tried it but at least half of my relatives are actively addicted or in recovery. Sometimes I'd hang out with my cousin and his girlfriend and watch them do it but they...
Please take just a few minutes today, and do a kindness for another person. It can be something small, or the start of something big. Ask them to pay it forward. Put a smile on...
I never, ever complain and I'm the girl that's constantly laughing and smiling. For some reason, I feel like people will judge me or call me dramatic if I get upset about something...
Hello every body I'm abdi from Algeria and I find out that I like transgender people especially mtf even I'm straight due to a documentary I sow a long ago about a Roman cesar his...
it makes me feel good inside. i love to give people smiles as well. the funny thing is, people tell me im usually pretty goofy anyway and it makes them laugh! :)
A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found...
Or are quite happy for me to laugh at them
do you it feels good doing it
Not in a sexy way, but I like when people are like OMG where did you get that TOP! Lol
One of the most attractive qualities I can come across is a person with faults that accepts they have faults and is able to laugh at their faults.
Man I'm such genius I asked my roommate if she can do my book report and she a big fan of Hershey's so I may have made a GREAT deal with a whole box of Hershey's and two bucks I'm...
What did the fish say when it hit I concrete wall ?
Don't worry I'm loading up the gun :,D
I got a few calls from a friend's home security company this weekend. I don't know why, because we had a falling out over a year ago. But I'm still his emergency contact, and his...
I like people who make jokes & laugh at their jokes. People like that are cool. They don't things serious.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool. :P
I love making my friends laugh, even if it's at my own expense such as relating the tale of when a squirrel crawled up my pant leg.
Sometimes I feel like I should have been a...
Haha today at Girl Scout i fell in the water and started laughing and got my two best friends and push them in to the water too after that we were all in laughing, i laugh i my...
I find myself to me a huge source of amusement and entertainment ... And normally can't wait to share my latest and greatest fkup with others do they can laugh as well!
Full form of drinks;
D - delicious after 1 peg
R - romantic after 2 pegs
I. - interesting after 3 pegs
N - naughty after 4 pegs
K - king after 5 pegs
S - sucks after 6 pegs
Wanna know how I escaped Iraq ?
i love making people laugh
So there I was, standing in the middle of our bed with a pig under one arm, a one legged duck under the other, and a monkey stuck to the closet door knob by his butt hole when she...
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Yup, s'me. Doin' it agi'n. Well, it sounds better than it types! Being goofy is a really good way to hide from yourself, the world, your fear of others. But that's not why I...
heard one from an old Mexican friend of mine and I'm not trying to be racist:
what do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
WARNING THIS JOKE IS F*CKED UP
I heard the Boston marathon was a lot of fun .
Everyone keeps telling me they had a blast
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
Why was World War I so quick?
Because they were Russian
Why was World War II so slow ?
Because they were Stalin.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
When my friends laugh at my jokes I feel good I love to make them laugh that's my hobby haha
Where do you drown a Hipster?
In the mainstream!
I know where the exit is.
I am not on this Earth to make your life more pleasant and if I am not in a happy mood, you can't force your ideal on me. Telling someone to smile is incredibly rude. You have to...
What Concert Costs 45 Cents?
50 Cent Featuring Nickelback.
Haha anyone? No ? Just me ?
how many counsolers does it take to change a lightbulb? only one .but the lightbulb has to want to change
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
How many Mexicans dose it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan. Not racist :,D
So I'm going to have to stop telling people on the Internet that I'm really a man. Lol
My mom was rushing through setting up my account for my driving course online. She printed...
I know someone that eats lamb chops. She said they are not baaaaad.....but I don't care for them.