It makes me feel a lot happier. Some people dont get my sense of humour though or think I'm silly or naive cos its quite dry. Making people laugh makes me happier than when they...
It's easy to make people laugh. If they're laughing they can't see how sad I am.
Making people laugh is one of the only things that that makes me happy.
A friend set me up on a blind date. He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager...
I love it when people feel good around me. Their happiness is contagious, and I start feeling smiley and bubbly as well.
When I make people around me laugh, I feel like they...
Iam working at the pub and i have to talk with many foreigners all overseas. Actually that make me happy all the time. All of them so friendly and easygoing and funny as well...
when i say something funny and everyone laughs it gives me a sense of pride and makes me feel like my friends are real like they actually love me
sometimes pain and misery make it so difficult to laugh
I simply follow one rule at that time
Try, Try till you succeed
Laugh is a getaway to a stress free enviroment
Read this picture.... Tell me what you think lol. I was laughing so hard
Nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly sibling. And stop laughing you two: Wednesday and Thursday, you're the ugly cousins of these two, too. Friday you...
I really love when people get happy due me.
You know how people usually shy away from saying or doing stupid things? Yeah, I take it as a challenge. But it's purely for my own entertainment, it just so happens that other...
Revenge? Nahh,, I'm too lazy.
I'm gonna sit here and watch KARMA do it.
I have a list of people you missed.
You only live once. So do what you want.
Said my boss before he fired me....I'm kidding
Every Mexican should know this feeling and face!! XD I can't even breath right now!!!
I go to my inbox and this is what I see lmao give me a break dude smh
Yo mama so fat
She make iphone 6 bend without touching it
It's pretty hard though.
P.S. I've done it before, by the way.
I literally just love knowing I made someone feel better in this ****** world.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.
Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Teacher: "Why are you talking during my lesson?"
Student: "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"
And if i try this, i will be send to the principal's office and they will...
I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers when i'm eating it. I mean am I that HOT?
S - Smart
U - Unique
P - Person
I - In
D - Demand
Now, who wants to be STUPID??!
When someone is annoying you:
Person: "Aww,,, You're cute when you're mad!" :) <3
Me: "Keep it up! And I'm about to get real adorable!"
When someone is asking me and i'm not in the mood to explain:
Galileo: *use his great mind*
Einstein: *use his genius mind*
Newton: *use his extraordinary mind*
Bill Gates: *use...
I can't take this LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP anymore.
FRIDGE, you're coming to my room.
Is your family TEMPER-MENTAL?
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy names Aladdin.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinocchio was a liar...
Beauty and the Beast taught me that a person's appearance doesn't matter.
Just make sure he has a castle ;)
Homework: Do me. Do me.
Internet: Do not listen to that freak
When someone is complaining:
Person: "It's so HOT in here!!"
Me: "Sorry, should I leave?"
Short Horror Story Ever:
Computer: Unable to connect to the internet
I've got this friend who's a pirate, and yesterday he was walking around and wearing a paper towel for a hat. Naturally I said "Dude, what's with the paper towel?"
To which he...
Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX?
It's not the term for the past.
EX is short for EXPIRED.
My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket,
I told her straight up that I was cheating.
THERE WAS NO WAY I'M GONNA CONFESS TO HER THAT I SELL AVON!
This is for those who are in a relationship
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
He's for me, not for you.
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist
And smash your face...
Boy 1: You're older than me, so you die first.
Boy 2: Yes, I am older than you.
Boy 1: :P
Boy 2: Since I'm older than you, I'll get my car first and I'm going to run you over with...
I like helping people.... You can tell me anything ur secrets are safe with me.... I don't judge at all
Thank you to everyone who try their best to cheer me up, make me smile or laugh, support me on rough days. I really do appreciate it! God bless you all! :)
When I used to visit London during the summer, I liked to roam around and visit different places and one was St Paul's.After going inside the cathedral, I would sit outside on the...
I like comparing dreams to see whose is the weirdest.
yesterday night I dream I was in a store buying boots and it was getting late. Then once it was dark everyone around began to panic. There was a bridge outside of the store leading...
I am seeking to donate my time and effort to a worthy cause and need some suggestions on how to find the kind of organization that will fit my search.
this is going to sound a...