I love talking to them it makes me feel good and it makes me want to learn more and do more.
I hate the fact that most people of my generation are no smarter than a dead parrot.
Me with crazy interests + a bunch of other girls = everyone becomes crazy like me and does crazy sht together and everyone loves it, gets hyper from it.
Its very common to see 6...
Facebook status of some guy: I love walking in the rain coz the rain hides my tears.
me: *conclusion* he's one of those people who pee in the swimming pool. if you know what I...
Id toss my self down the stairs for a cheap laugh.
Ive purposely fallen out of chairs to make people laugh.
Honestly I'm the comic relief.
But some times comic relief needs a hug.
I like weird people because I'm weird myself. I have one huge weirdness that I'm objectophilia, I have my own man that I created and yes I do art I created a few images of his face...
Giggle giggle giggle I hope I can make someone laugh or it wont be a good day for me. Please let me know if I made you laugh or not. Thats basically what my life is all about...
once I just use my face make people laugh long time, but I don't know what thing happened..
There is very little that makes me happier than to make someone laugh! What can I say? I am a hilarious individual!
When I make people laugh, it makes me happy and it makes me love them even more.
I have horrible anxiety with people but idly enough at an event when you just blend I like to watch people. A chance to just be a face in the crowd and watch how people act in...
Such a good day, we had a laugh.
I deleted all the German people from my phone. Now it's Hans free.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What did the ghost say to the bee?
Ok so this is joke 3, again feel free to facepalm yourself, or tend to break pencils from my ridiculous jokes..
Whatcha call a gator in a vest? An investigator! Cuz he's a IN a...
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I would make another chemistry joke, but they ARGON.
Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for the fresh prints.
Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mama is just like a lawn mower: everyone gets a push.
I like to watch people some days, just to take my mind off of being bored. About 5 years ago I was walking to work from a friends place I had stayed at. It wasnt to far of a walk...
and if you played for hotdogs there would be no winners lol
Hehe this is Joke no.2, please feel free to facepalm if this joke is really bad but I like it so yep!
What do you call the ambulance for lemons? 😏 The Lemon-Aid...
Ok so...why isn't poker played in the jungle?! Because there be too many cheetahhsss!!! You get it?! Cheetahs like cheaters...yep •_• that's my sense of humor...I have more...
I believe it was two days ago me and a really good friend were talking about how these religious people were verbally attacking someone because they were transgender. Their reason...
Except for school, there is NO reason I have to be social when I meet people I know out in the streets. That's why you have a phone. That's why you use it.
And this is not meant to be weird, whenever I'm at the mall with my friends or alone, I casually look around and see what people are up to. I mean, it's hilarious seeing some of...
"Spell this or you're fired"
I had trouble sleeping last night because the animals I kept using to count with were endangered species and I would run out. I should have just stuck with sheep.
I do wonder why people laugh at some things I say. Many times I just blurt stuff out to break the silence.... lence....lence...*echos and atomic crickets* O.o
I see it as ***** if I want to smile then I smile.
Many reasons. At times I wonder where they are all going, what someone could be thinking. Sometimes just for some fun! Add your own words to two people talking, or thoughts to the...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well...
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Q: How come oysters never donate to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish.
When people tell me to smile it makes me cry because there is so many times where I forget how . Im a teen that just never learned how
I can't even go to the gym without some John Doe being like "awe come on, lets see a smile." Seriously do they not have anything better to do? I smile when Im happy,and not a...
We all have our off days. Telling me to smile when I am about to murder everyone I see is the least helpful thing you could do. Even when everything is alright with the world and I...
My resting ***** face is strong lol I always get told to smile and it drives me insane! Who walks around with a smile on their face.. Honestly?! I have tried it a few times and...