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It seems very fake, or "Haha... - That was funny, now lets talk about me again, or let me speak"/"Haha, very funny, now let me tell you what is even funnier"
Very often when i...
I don't know why.When we talk about a man woman friendship,people assume more than there is to it.Some men also insist on doing things the woman may not want like insisting on...
I asked my sister, "Are there any sharks in the Dead Sea?"
That is when stupid hit me.
It's like my favorite thing in the world and I'm really good at it
my friends asked me if i wanted to smoke with them and i said " **** no, i meed my lungs" they never asked me to smoke with them again, the moral of the story is, eat your...
dont give me all that shy ****, no masquerade can mask my place
-adam Levine aka my future hubby
I love to make ppl laugh even if it means making myself look stupid lol
I like helping people, and I'm very smart for my youthful age ^_^
Yes, Donald duck likes you.. :*
some people move really fast but i like to take my time, certain things require dedication and this new thing seems like it could work out, wanna give it a try?
I am sick of seeing this "Gay pride" thing. Just because I don't support them im a homophobe and a bigot. I have not insulted a gay person or let it get to me, I just don't believe...
There he was, standing by the door. He looked a bit frightened and shy. He approached and seated himself next to the table.
"What's your problem?"......He bent forward, looked...
If I can make someone laugh or. Smile my day is complete, I would go out of my way to make someone have a little better day if I can, I'll keep trying toll I know that I have made...
I prefer to be amidst intellectual people who use common sense in day-to-day life situations. I hate being talked down to when speaking to others with and without a college...
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."
Adam answered, "Yes Lord...
My bff had engine trouble last Friday night. He called me up to go get him.
"Where are you at?", I asked.
"Johannesburg Street.", he answered in a garbled sound.
"Spell it!", I...
Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter? A: They spread for the bread.
I'm a humorous 13 year old boy how needs someone to talk to...
People need to get over themselves you help them by not helping them, let god deal with them.
Person: You're the only laughing at your joke.
Me: If I don't think I'm hilarious, how do I expect anyone else to think so?
I love it when i make people smile :)
Whenever I think about talking to someone about how I feel or problems I am going through I can't help but think what right do I have bringing my problems onto people who are...
I'm a really funny person so I've heard I like making people laugh because I like swing people happy and smiling
I like unique baby names, so far for a girl I have:
Daiyanara ( like from oitnb)
For a boy:
Some women have the most infectious and sexy laugh that I actually enjoy making them laugh on purpose just to hear it. And I really love when they try to be serious but end up...
Boy- filling up a form in school , papa,, what should I write in mother tongue column???
father- oh write,,, very long,and out of control:)) hahaha
The very last thing that made you laugh
Especially when their iq is 130
178 in......forward hacking prostitutes in
What a boring fart......
Bendover....thats my next
I had a dream last night.
I ate spaghetti all night long.
And when I woke up in the morning,
My pajama string was gone!
It's their insecurities and inflated egos that make them try desperately to be falsely accepted, and I feel sorry for anyone who has difficulty accepting themselves in their...
As I grow old and the youth of this generation turn to me for words of wisdom. I am honored and blessed. However, the only thing wise I have to say that will prepare them for their...
Is it because I'm funny looking?
I call myself a femme lesbian, but the only kind of women I am into are females transitioning to male, or extremely masculine women.
as such, I get a lot of criticism from the...
part I,,,,,,,,, put your wife in a room and lock it,,, put your dog in another room and lock it,,,,
open both room after 3 hours, and see who is happy to see you,,, and who will...
There's a difference between judging a behavior and judging people. But at times people take it personally when they are not willing or able to question a behavior in their life...
I love seeing people happy. I've made some of my friends spit out food and pee alitte from laughter.
no matter what their craft is , no matter what they do , if they are artists,entrepreneurs or not , if they are creative, if they step out of the norm, think outside the box, are...
In parking lot.
Ready to cry.
And this lady exits the store.
So me watches.
And she sees me watching
But avoids further eye contact
an elderly couple has just learned, how to send text messages on mobile,,,
the wife is a bit romantic type,,, but husband is a nonsense dumb type..
one afternoon wife went out...
always keep your wife's picture as mobile screen saver,,,
when ever you face a problem,,, say to yourself,,, if I can handle this,,, i can handle anything:))) haha,, superb.