Other people when their photos are taken:
Photo 1: Wacky!
Photo 2: Duck face
Photo 3: Seductive
Photo 4: Cute pose
Photo 5: Mid-laugh
Photo 1: Closed-lips smile
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for...
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow...
a stoner's house is on fire. he calls the fire department and they ask how do they get there. the stoner says "duh the big red truck"
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says...
So I'm catholic and and one Sunday my priest ask me to run a AA/NA meeting downstairs in the church, I agree just for a couple of them. So this is back about Easter time and I'm...
I like bringing people down when I feel I am better than them.
When the Whippoorwill, Whippoors with the wind. The wind can Whippoor back, Oh nice and Chubby Baby!
Yesterday I was talking to a buddy of mine and he was going on about how his mother-in-law is a complete angel. I said to him: "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
I love making people laugh and forget about their sadness ... this is happiness when u make someone happy
I love to laugh, and I often capture the humor in all kinds of scenarios. I love stupid comedies, etc. Laughter is the best medicine and is definitely good for the soul.
If your a blonde don't take offense to this.
The genie ask each girl what there wish is.
The red head says"I want to fly"
The auburn one says" I want to go home"
The blonde says...
My family's like a brownie,
It has to many nuts in it
Sometimes life seems like a dream to me. Especially when I look down and realize that I forgot to put my pants on.
Making people laugh is my favorite thing to so
I do make people laugh but when my mood is not right i'm so vulnerable ..i just want to entertain everybody & make this world a better place ..
because when I am able to make other people feel better about themselves then it makes me feel like I`m actually making a difference to their life :)
it makes me a better person in a good way..
It's how I make the world a better place. I know that sounds very self-centered, but hear me out. My life doesn't bring much joy to people. I'm really good at hurting anyone who...
It's what I'm good at. I can make my friends laugh in the midst of a panic attack. I'm the clown. I'm blessed.
it's what i do. Even the driest people is just so easy to make laugh. I always got a joke up my sleeve. Ridiculous, strange, weird, or upright stupid.
im feeling sad today and i dont know why :(
That's the only gift I have.
They say that those who make others laugh are the most sad ones from inside.
I guess that's me.
your french fries are my french fries on the wrong plate
My bff is also blasphemous! One time I invited him to our prayer meeting. During the bible study, he was fascinated as he fingered through the pages of my bible. Suddenly...
Northern california had so many great smoke parties that oregon got high and made stupid laws.
Guy comes home from work and go upstairs to his bedroom, sees his wife sleeping with the window wide open, he knows that window is never open. He goes over and looks out the window...
I can be funny even when I'm not trying! But everyone in my family can do it so we call it genetic and enjoy the smiles and laughter. (:
I drive a gravel truck all over our city and because I am really high up, I can see into everyone's car. Many people have their phones on their laps, or tucked in between their...
I'm the class clown, the jokester, the trickster....
I know what it's like ta feel down, so I like to cheer ppl up, instead of bring em down
ah the best feeling in the world... the possibility of knowing you brightened somedays crappy day.
I love this co-worker...!
Of all tokens of appreciation, she gave me two bottles of feminine wash, proudly patronizing, it contains vitamin E...I don't know if I should be insulted...
Nothing makes my day better than knowing I've made someone laugh. Especially if they were feeling down.
I've been unhappy and I hate it when others are unhappy, so I like making them smile. making someone else happy makes my day.
sometimes i feel that making people laugh is a bad thing! in 1 condition.
its transfer from something good and fun... to a thing you use it for fill that empty space in your self...
i like people who make me laugh more
I'm sorry... But this is friggin hilarious!!!!!! Has anyone else seen this? Haha
I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta.
Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.
Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling...