I love this pic so much. XD It always makes me laugh.... Awww the whole pic doesnt fit. :( if you want to see the entire one, just pm me. Ill send it.
I like meeting other incon's because we are pretty accepting people. We know that just because someone looks/acts/is a certain way, it doesnt define them as a person.
(I also waffle... so consider yourself warned!)... My day is rather small by comparison to other times in my life... Interaction with people is now at a minimum, and there's only...
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for...
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow...
a stoner's house is on fire. he calls the fire department and they ask how do they get there. the stoner says "duh the big red truck"
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says...
So I'm catholic and and one Sunday my priest ask me to run a AA/NA meeting downstairs in the church, I agree just for a couple of them. So this is back about Easter time and I'm...
I like bringing people down when I feel I am better than them.
When the Whippoorwill, Whippoors with the wind. The wind can Whippoor back, Oh nice and Chubby Baby!
Yesterday I was talking to a buddy of mine and he was going on about how his mother-in-law is a complete angel. I said to him: "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
I love making people laugh and forget about their sadness ... this is happiness when u make someone happy
I love to laugh, and I often capture the humor in all kinds of scenarios. I love stupid comedies, etc. Laughter is the best medicine and is definitely good for the soul.
If your a blonde don't take offense to this.
The genie ask each girl what there wish is.
The red head says"I want to fly"
The auburn one says" I want to go home"
The blonde says...
My family's like a brownie,
It has to many nuts in it
Sometimes life seems like a dream to me. Especially when I look down and realize that I forgot to put my pants on.
Making people laugh is my favorite thing to so
I do make people laugh but when my mood is not right i'm so vulnerable ..i just want to entertain everybody & make this world a better place ..
because when I am able to make other people feel better about themselves then it makes me feel like I`m actually making a difference to their life :)
it makes me a better person in a good way..
It's how I make the world a better place. I know that sounds very self-centered, but hear me out. My life doesn't bring much joy to people. I'm really good at hurting anyone who...
It's what I'm good at. I can make my friends laugh in the midst of a panic attack. I'm the clown. I'm blessed.
it's what i do. Even the driest people is just so easy to make laugh. I always got a joke up my sleeve. Ridiculous, strange, weird, or upright stupid.
im feeling sad today and i dont know why :(
That's the only gift I have.
They say that those who make others laugh are the most sad ones from inside.
I guess that's me.
your french fries are my french fries on the wrong plate
My bff is also blasphemous! One time I invited him to our prayer meeting. During the bible study, he was fascinated as he fingered through the pages of my bible. Suddenly...
Northern california had so many great smoke parties that oregon got high and made stupid laws.
Guy comes home from work and go upstairs to his bedroom, sees his wife sleeping with the window wide open, he knows that window is never open. He goes over and looks out the window...
I drive a gravel truck all over our city and because I am really high up, I can see into everyone's car. Many people have their phones on their laps, or tucked in between their...
I'm the class clown, the jokester, the trickster....
I know what it's like ta feel down, so I like to cheer ppl up, instead of bring em down
ah the best feeling in the world... the possibility of knowing you brightened somedays crappy day.
I love this co-worker...!
Of all tokens of appreciation, she gave me two bottles of feminine wash, proudly patronizing, it contains vitamin E...I don't know if I should be insulted...
Nothing makes my day better than knowing I've made someone laugh. Especially if they were feeling down.
I've been unhappy and I hate it when others are unhappy, so I like making them smile. making someone else happy makes my day.