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I Like Jokes In Bad Taste

For those jokes that you have to be carefull who you tell. 6 People

    One Of My Favorites...involving The Catholic Church...and Priests

    Most foks know that the Catholic Church tends to grab kids very early and put them in the seminary to become priests. So this tale is about a young priest, just out of the seminary and ordained, never having any kind of relationship with a woman...no knowledge of women at all! He...
    SuzanneLebizarre SuzanneLebizarre
    70+, M
    Jan 11, 2011

    Death

    Two guys on a golf course when a funeral goes past. The first guy takes off his hat and bows his head. The second guy says "Thats a nice gesture, did you know them?" The first guy says "Yeah, but it's the least I can do, I was married to the ***** for 30 years"
    Heellover Heellover
    36-40, M
    Oct 19, 2010

    Just Bad

    The Pope bought 100 cases of Glenfiddich Scotch Whisky while he was in the U.K. recently. The salesman told him that it was a cheeky 12 year old that went down well.
    Heellover Heellover
    36-40, M
    Oct 18, 2010

    A Priest And A Rabbi...

    Two young men had come from the same neighborhood, attended public school togeather, and were always trying to outdo one another, vieing for the best grades, scholarships, and more. After graduation, one young man becomes a Catholic priest and the other a Jew, not to be outdone...
    SuzanneLebizarre SuzanneLebizarre
    70+, M
    Jan 11, 2011

    Fattist

    The wife said that obesity is in her genes. I said that's not true, you look just as fat in a dress. She said, your fattist. I said, I think you'll find you are.
    Heellover Heellover
    36-40, M
    Oct 18, 2010

    Like Off-color Semi-racist Jokes...

    Polak Joke... A young black male living in Georgia decided to try his luck at a job in N.Y. City. After a few years, he found he could only get a job as a Garbage collector at $30 a day and all he could eat. So he decided to go back to Georgia since the cost of living was eating...
    SuzanneLebizarre SuzanneLebizarre
    70+, M
    Jan 11, 2011

    Mixed Up Nuts...a Love Story With Good News, Bad News...

    The love story of Ralph & Edna . . . Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool...
    SuzanneLebizarre SuzanneLebizarre
    70+, M
    Jan 12, 2011

    Nasty

    I was watching T.V last night and an advert came on featuring an African baby covered in flies! I phoned the number on the screen straight away to get one! Looks like it works far better than those sticky strips that i usually hang from the ceiling!
    Heellover Heellover
    36-40, M
    Aug 2, 2011

    Picking On Folks From West Virginia (could Be Anywhere - e.g. Poland)...

    Q: How many West Virginians does it take to have a barbeque? A: Two - one to cook the barbeque, the second to watch for oncoming traffic! - OR - Q: Why wasn't Christ born in West Virginia? A: - They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin! - OR - Q: Why don't West Virginia...
    SuzanneLebizarre SuzanneLebizarre
    70+, M
    Jan 11, 2011

    The Worlds Greatest Toothbrush Salesman...definitely a story of bad taste!

    During the "Great Depression" of the 30s, a company manufacturing toothbrushes had problems keeping its sales men paid and any  toothbrushes sold so  they could stay in business. One morning, a ratty looking bum appears at the company sales office asking for a job as a salesman...
    SuzanneLebizarre SuzanneLebizarre
    70+, M
    1 Response Jan 11, 2011

    Racist

    I was called into my sons school, apparently he'd been making racist comments to the asian kids. I was disgusted. I have told him not to talk to the dirty bastards.
    Heellover Heellover
    36-40, M
    Oct 18, 2010
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