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I Like Making My Asshole Gape

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    I like making new friends on here but I have rules:- *you must not be a perv or ask creepy questions *you must have a nice personality *you can't talk crap, be bossy or be rude to...
    90slove 90slove 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    That's my dog. He's old. And he doesn't like haircut. See: EP Link
    samemay54 samemay54 51-55, F 3 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Nothing quite like the feeling of making someone you enjoy laugh or smile
    SkollHati SkollHati 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    My name is Jerry. I'm from Taiwan! I am very interested in making foreign friends :)) By the way, I can improve my English :)
    o0oJerryo0o o0oJerryo0o 16-17, M Aug 19

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    Its just something i love to do. And it makes me think im making them feel better.
    rhianon22 rhianon22 16-17, F 5 Responses Aug 24

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    I am Hope,, I Love making friends soooo feel free to inbox me !! :)
    hoped96 hoped96 18-21, F Aug 31

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    I enjoy making new friends, be it in life or on the internet. Feel free to say hello.
    fullen fullen 22-25, M Sep 2

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    I love making people laugh. Is it ok When you get turn On by how some Ladies laugh??
    doug213 doug213 18-21, M Sep 3

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    I Live for making Ppl Laugh! There is nothing N this World that makes me Happier. :)
    BeautifulPurpose BeautifulPurpose 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    My hobby is making people laugh. 👌 (and playing hockey and basketball.) 😂
    AshtonKellen AshtonKellen 13-15, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I have often made my friends laugh by sharing funny pictures (yes I know it's not really me making them laugh but someone else) but anyways it honestly makes me feel happy to have...
    Julianjoker Julianjoker 13-15, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Sent the dogs to the groomer this afternoon. The gurrrl was excited to be back, she liked the haircut. But my poor little boy......I can only guess...
    samemay54 samemay54 51-55, F Aug 21

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    I made a new friend today! :D We plan on hanging out soon and I'm surprised a guy like him even talked to me... but I'm glad he did!
    DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    Top 5 Least Likely Movie Pitches Down on his luck bank executive gets shot in the face during a donut store holdup, lives, and ends up hooking up with the guy that shot him. A...
    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 23

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    Ofcourse, who doesn't like a comedian? Laughing helps us forget our pain and lets us a enjoy a moment of relief. Some comedy, may just be enough to you're day from worse to bad...
    SilentRawr SilentRawr 18-21 1 Response Aug 25

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    I have a bunch of stuff like this just different topics and heart break was one of the first things that came to mind when I started creating this so yea
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F Aug 31

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    I always try to make others happy and if they seem sad, I'll check on them and ask if anything's wrong but people barely do that for me. Maybe it's just supposed to be like that.
    whyusteens whyusteens 13-15, F Sep 2

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    I don't like this...... He doesn't have any post....He keeps adding 13-15 female friends....sometimes 18-21.....I am the only 51-55!
    samemay54 samemay54 51-55, F 14 Responses Sep 5

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    i hate seeing frowny faces, especially on my friends. if i have to make myself look like a fool to do so i'm okay with that :)
    randomruth randomruth 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 7

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    Basically everybody posting about likening this stuff needs help... Seriously
    MisterHerbert MisterHerbert 70+, M Sep 8

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    I would love to get to know anyone who would like to get to know me!
    lovenotwar9 lovenotwar9 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    There he was, by the door, approaching. He sat by the chair beside the table. Never said a word. He's shy, I noticed. "What's your problem?" He looked at me, with an impish smile...
    samemay54 samemay54 51-55, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Changing the status of people I meet from "stranger" to "friend" happens to be my new hobby.
    Ibrahim38 Ibrahim38 18-21, M Aug 17

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    I remember when I couldn't laugh at my self until one day the awareness of what a serious humorless person literally smacked me in the face. I was maybe 6 months into recovery...
    lifeisforfree lifeisforfree 61-65, M 2 Responses Aug 17

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    "Forget about the Holy Grail for now...I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction."
    samemay54 samemay54 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    "Not gruel, stupid! - I said find the grail!"
    samemay54 samemay54 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    Half the time receive Blank look when I open my mouth lol no one ever gets it! Lol
    MissSubaru MissSubaru 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 18

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    It's an awesome feeling, knowing that you've done something to bring joy (big or small) to another person and made them smile. :D
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    Cant wait till 5 oclock to get off! Ill be as happy as michal jackson in childrens palace!
    Dwgrlg Dwgrlg 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 18

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    *yoga intructor* Take a deep breath.. Blow it.... Take a deep breath.. Blow it.... Take a deep breath.. *FART*
    Biggbangg Biggbangg 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 19

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    Hey, yo mama so fat When she told me her weight, i thought she gave me her phone number.
    Biggbangg Biggbangg 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 19

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    What is the meaning of life for you? Mine : its a gift that i have to protect
    Biggbangg Biggbangg 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 19

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    Hey your mama so fat When she felt on the floor, the earth split!
    Biggbangg Biggbangg 16-17, M 5 Responses Aug 19

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    When I got this app I was hoping to find funny things and people to help me with my depression, but I also expected a lot of hate comments from strangers. I was totally wrong I can...
    suicideDepression suicideDepression 13-15, M 3 Responses Aug 19

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    But it rare for a woman to make me laugh!
    footloose888 footloose888 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    I'll do anything I'm told to do on the comments below with pics, (females only)
    sissyslut4training19 sissyslut4training19 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 21

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    Almost Friday. Huehuehuehue
    Zack607 Zack607 22-25, M Aug 21

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    I realize that a lot of my experiences are a lot of bad **** that I went through. But in the last three years I've been on my own and my life is changing. And I love to make other...
    ICRETO ICRETO 46-50, M Aug 21

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    At the aquarium ticket window Mandalay Bay. I asked for two tickets and some tartar sauce.
    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    Or bring a smile in their faces, it brings a deep satisfaction.
    sheisthesongthatnooneshallsing sheisthesongthatnooneshallsing 18-21 2 Responses Aug 22

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    I think Truman Capote had a daughter, Jody
    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 22

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    I want to make you happy, I want to make everything happy but sometimes I just can't give you what you want and I'm so sorry about that
    NoraWilliams NoraWilliams 13-15, F Aug 22

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    Hey your mama so fat. She cant get throught neither hell's or heaven's gate
    Biggbangg Biggbangg 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 23

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    I heard about the death of a sketch artist....da details were pretty sketchy lol
    ironfire98 ironfire98 13-15, M Aug 23

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    One day last month i was using on of those beach changing tents for one person. someone was pranking there friend and thought it was me so they lifted the tent thing and i was the...
    arianagrandexo arianagrandexo 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    When you laugh everything else goes away except for that moment. I think it's beautiful when you can make someone joyous even for a second
    talgia talgia 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 24

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    I am willing to make new friends on here, but people need to understand that there are limits.
    Leximarie12 Leximarie12 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 24