Don't Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
You are reading this right now.
2.You are realizing this is a stupid fact.
4.You didn't noticed I skipped three.
5.You are checking now.
6.You are smiling.
7.You are still reading this even though it is stupid.
9.You didn't realize I skipped eight.
10.You are checking...
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like YOU,
belong to the zoo.
But don't be afraid,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
I'm only joking.
I'm just bored,
I just wanted to
Say HELLO to YOU! :D
So enjoy this poem,
That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
..to see Someone not just giggle but really open up and chuckle from their tummy. I love it.
I also love to laugh and am constantly doing so. laughing is good for the soul and can help keep you young at heart I believe.
supermarket. There was a little girl who was crying, and her parents where just awful.
At first, anyone could've thought she was just making a tantrum, but when you listened to the parents, LOUDLY SCREAMING THINGS at each other, you could tell it wasn't the poor girl's doing...
To get a chloro-filling
-What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
-Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?
I'm such a nerd LOL XD