supermarket. There was a little girl who was crying, and her parents where just awful.
At first, anyone could've thought she was just making a tantrum, but when you listened to the parents, LOUDLY SCREAMING THINGS at each other, you could tell it wasn't the poor girl's doing...
relationship with a dirty homeless boy names Aladdin.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinocchio was a liar.
Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at...
why the s3xual urge of men and women differ so much...
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT ? What was that?!"
but I'm so thoughtless in my word choice and actions it just sort of happens... And it's weird for me because when someone else is laughing, whether it's with me or at me, it's the only time I feel connected with another human being.
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like YOU,
belong to the zoo.
But don't be afraid,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
I'm only joking.
I'm just bored,
I just wanted to
Say HELLO to YOU! :D
So enjoy this poem,
That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to...
when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Why? :)
Boy: Because it seems like you have a brain damage. :D
Girl: -_-, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven too?
Boy: Why?, is it because i look like a fallen angel? :)
Girl: No, because it looks like you landed on your face. ^_^
and yesterday he was walking around and wearing a paper towel for a hat. Naturally I said "Dude, what's with the paper towel?"
To which he replied: "Argh, I got a Bounty on me head."
*insert rimshot here*
He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
..to see Someone not just giggle but really open up and chuckle from their tummy. I love it.
I also love to laugh and am constantly doing so. laughing is good for the soul and can help keep you young at heart I believe.
when people laugh at my stupidly cute behaviours or stuff i mumble sometimes ( acc.to my friends)
even if i look dumb, i just like it to see people happy and their laughter is all that makes my mood go like this ^_^