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    Found this on Google: I'm gonna order a pizza

    5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive i'll say,"I order this da** pizza a year ago!" LOL AGAIN HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 10 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    When the Whippoorwill,

    Whippoors with the wind. The wind can Whippoor back, Oh nice and Chubby Baby!
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 days ago

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    I love making people laugh

    and forget about their sadness ... this is happiness when u make someone happy
    amrhany amrhany 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear.!!!!! ^_^
    Guanabana Guanabana 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 12, 2014

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    ah the best feeling in the world.

    .. the possibility of knowing you brightened somedays crappy day.
    SammyPoo91 SammyPoo91 22-25, F Jul 11

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    It's how I make the world a better place.

    I know that sounds very self-centered, but hear me out. My life doesn't bring much joy to people. I'm really good at hurting anyone who comes in contact with me, and I can't seem to control it. That's why I "taught" myself how to be funny. I absolutely love the sound of people...
    ladhes ladhes 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 17

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    because when I am able to make other people

    feel better about themselves then it makes me feel like I`m actually making a difference to their life :)
    Soul95 Soul95 18-21, M Jul 18

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    My to do list: 1) go to pet shop 2) buy bird

    seed 3) ask the bloke in the shop how long it takes to grow bird 4) observe their expression
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses May 12

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?

    " Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    That's the only gift I have.

    They say that those who make others laugh are the most sad ones from inside. I guess that's me.
    PG90 PG90 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 16

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    NjJ7 NjJ7 18-21, M 5 Responses Jul 15

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    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 14 Responses Jan 29

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    Looking at my profile you'd be forgiven

    for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger. I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 23 Responses Apr 4

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    Starting my medic shift

    so heres a clinical joke ( its a bit **** ) A pirate goes to the clinic worried that the moles on his back may be cancer. " its ok" says the Dr " there benign" "Count em again Dr" says the pirate " i reckon there be 10 at least !
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses May 12

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    Northern california had

    so many great smoke parties that oregon got high and made stupid laws.
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    JessM50 JessM50 18-21, F 4 Responses May 17

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30

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    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 1

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    I've been unhappy and I hate it

    when others are unhappy, so I like making them smile. making someone else happy makes my day.
    Chewbaccacello Chewbaccacello 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new

    password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger

    and hand him a briefcase and whisper: " You know what to do," and walk away.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 30

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    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    My grandpa got a new hearing aid.

    ... I asked him "what kind is it?" He said "ten thirty"
    2Charlie3 2Charlie3 22-25, M 8 Responses May 27

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    Guy comes home from work

    and go upstairs to his bedroom, sees his wife sleeping with the window wide open, he knows that window is never open. He goes over and looks out the window and sees a guy walking in the alley, he freaks out and goes over and picks up this huge dresser and throws it out the...
    tony70 tony70 41-45, M 7 Responses Jul 14

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    Don't think of yourself

    as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    Nothing makes my day better

    than knowing I've made someone laugh. Especially if they were feeling down.
    Samanthiel Samanthiel 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 9

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    Sometimes life seems like a dream to me.

    Especially when I look down and realize that I forgot to put my pants on.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    breahna breahna 13-15, F Jul 20

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    I can't take this LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

    anymore. FRIDGE, you're coming to my room.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 6 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    I love this co-worker.

    ..! Of all tokens of appreciation, she gave me two bottles of feminine wash, proudly patronizing, it contains vitamin E...I don't know if I should be insulted or not...So every time we meet and she asks, "How are you?"...I sing and dance in front of her, look down and say, "It's...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 11

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    I do make people laugh

    but when my mood is not right i'm so vulnerable ..i just want to entertain everybody & make this world a better place ..
    Eshan29 Eshan29 22-25 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Boy: Our principal is

    so stupid. Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. *Walks away*
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    I'm the class clown, the jokester,

    the trickster.... I know what it's like ta feel down, so I like to cheer ppl up, instead of bring em down
    psychoval psychoval 36-40 1 Response Jul 12

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    So I'm catholic and and one Sunday my priest

    ask me to run a AA/NA meeting downstairs in the church, I agree just for a couple of them. So this is back about Easter time and I'm asking all these drug and alcohol people if they know about Easter. The first guy stood up was a drinker, he said that's when the family comes...
    tony70 tony70 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    a stoner's house is on fire.

    he calls the fire department and they ask how do they get there. the stoner says "duh the big red truck"
    jjsantos4330 jjsantos4330 13-15, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I love to laugh, and I often capture the humor

    in all kinds of scenarios. I love stupid comedies, etc. Laughter is the best medicine and is definitely good for the soul.
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    Yesterday I was talking to a buddy of mine

    and he was going on about how his mother-in-law is a complete angel. I said to him: "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Do you know why a previous relationship is

    called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXPIRED. Kidding :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    I just checked on my son.

    This is the greeting on his answering machine. "Hi, this is C. If you are someone from the phone company, I've already sent the money. If it's you mom, please send money. If it's my financial institution, you don't lend me enough money. If you're a friend, you owe me money. If...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 10 Responses Mar 14

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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 12 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new

    password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6

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    My bff is also blasphemous!

    One time I invited him to our prayer meeting. During the bible study, he was fascinated as he fingered through the pages of my bible. Suddenly, something fell out. It was an old leaf that had been pressed between the pages. "What have you got there?" I asked nonchalantly. He...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 15

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    Laughing so hard, no noise come out,

    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 29

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    If your a blonde don't take offense to this.

    The genie ask each girl what there wish is. The red head says"I want to fly" The auburn one says" I want to go home" The blonde says" I want my friends back here with me" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    saraluvdom saraluvdom 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 21

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