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    jjsantos4330 jjsantos4330 13-15, M 4 hrs ago

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    If your a blonde don't take offense to this.

    The genie ask each girl what there wish is. The red head says"I want to fly" The auburn one says" I want to go home" The blonde says" I want my friends back here with me" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    saraluvdom saraluvdom 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    because when I am able to make other people

    feel better about themselves then it makes me feel like I`m actually making a difference to their life :)
    Soul95 Soul95 18-21, M Jul 18

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new

    password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F a week ago

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    I love making people laugh

    and forget about their sadness ... this is happiness when u make someone happy
    amrhany amrhany 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    My bff is also blasphemous!

    One time I invited him to our prayer meeting. During the bible study, he was fascinated as he fingered through the pages of my bible. Suddenly, something fell out. It was an old leaf that had been pressed between the pages. "What have you got there?" I asked nonchalantly. He...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 15

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    It's how I make the world a better place.

    I know that sounds very self-centered, but hear me out. My life doesn't bring much joy to people. I'm really good at hurting anyone who comes in contact with me, and I can't seem to control it. That's why I "taught" myself how to be funny. I absolutely love the sound of people...
    ladhes ladhes 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 17

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    The teacher asked Jimmy,

    "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F a week ago

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    Do you know why a previous relationship is

    called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXPIRED. Kidding :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    Starting my medic shift

    so heres a clinical joke ( its a bit **** ) A pirate goes to the clinic worried that the moles on his back may be cancer. " its ok" says the Dr " there benign" "Count em again Dr" says the pirate " i reckon there be 10 at least !
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    A child asked his father,

    "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6

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    Guy comes home from work

    and go upstairs to his bedroom, sees his wife sleeping with the window wide open, he knows that window is never open. He goes over and looks out the window and sees a guy walking in the alley, he freaks out and goes over and picks up this huge dresser and throws it out the...
    tony70 tony70 41-45, M 7 Responses Jul 14

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    im feeling sad today

    and i dont know why :(
    fuggi fuggi 18-21, F 20 Responses Jul 16

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    part I,,,,,,,,, put your wife in a room

    and lock it,,, put your dog in another room and lock it,,,, open both room after 3 hours, and see who is happy to see you,,, and who will bite you:)) haha. people are advised not to try this at home,,, these stunts are performed by professionals,,, who are now divorced and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 10

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?

    " Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6

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    I'm the class clown, the jokester,

    the trickster.... I know what it's like ta feel down, so I like to cheer ppl up, instead of bring em down
    psychoval psychoval 36-40 1 Response Jul 12

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    it's what i do. Even the driest people is just

    so easy to make laugh. I always got a joke up my sleeve. Ridiculous, strange, weird, or upright stupid.
    tickleking33 tickleking33 18-21, M Jul 16

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    I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger

    and hand him a briefcase and whisper: " You know what to do," and walk away.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 30

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    NjJ7 NjJ7 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 15

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    My to do list: 1) go to pet shop 2) buy bird

    seed 3) ask the bloke in the shop how long it takes to grow bird 4) observe their expression
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses May 12

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    So I'm catholic and and one Sunday my priest

    ask me to run a AA/NA meeting downstairs in the church, I agree just for a couple of them. So this is back about Easter time and I'm asking all these drug and alcohol people if they know about Easter. The first guy stood up was a drinker, he said that's when the family comes...
    tony70 tony70 41-45, M Jul 24

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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 11 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?

    " Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F a week ago

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new

    password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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    I just checked on my son.

    This is the greeting on his answering machine. "Hi, this is C. If you are someone from the phone company, I've already sent the money. If it's you mom, please send money. If it's my financial institution, you don't lend me enough money. If you're a friend, you owe me money. If...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 10 Responses Mar 14

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    Creativce Creativce 26-30, F 9 hrs ago

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    That's the only gift I have.

    They say that those who make others laugh are the most sad ones from inside. I guess that's me.
    PG90 PG90 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 16

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30

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    Northern california had

    so many great smoke parties that oregon got high and made stupid laws.
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    So I have a friend who was having a sex problem

    with his wife, apparently her hole is too big now, they decide for her to see a doctor, the doctor tells her, if you want to tighten up down there your gonna have to do some squeeze exercises. She goes home and takes her pants off and spreads her legs while standing up and...
    tony70 tony70 41-45, M 1 day ago

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    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear.!!!!! ^_^
    Guanabana Guanabana 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 12, 2014

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    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    I DON'T OWN THIS ONE BUT I WANT TO SHARE IT

    WITH YOU: Don't Lie To Your Mother John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Jan 5

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    Yesterday I was talking to a buddy of mine

    and he was going on about how his mother-in-law is a complete angel. I said to him: "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 23

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    If I made you laugh at some point,

    then I've done my job. :D
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    English Vs Inglish.

    Can any one say the difference between 'Complete'and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' However,in a...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 14 Responses May 23

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    This is so funny and cute

    that had to share it with you. Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 11 Responses Feb 19

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    Boy: Our principal is

    so stupid. Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. *Walks away*
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    Found this on Google: I'm gonna order a pizza

    5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive i'll say,"I order this da** pizza a year ago!" LOL AGAIN HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 10 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    My family's like a brownie,

    It has to many nuts in it
    saraluvdom saraluvdom 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    Looking at my profile you'd be forgiven

    for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger. I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 23 Responses Apr 4

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 14 Responses Jan 29

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    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 14 Responses Apr 1

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    a stoner's house is on fire.

    he calls the fire department and they ask how do they get there. the stoner says "duh the big red truck"
    jjsantos4330 jjsantos4330 13-15, M 1 Response a week ago

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    It's what I'm good at.

    I can make my friends laugh in the midst of a panic attack. I'm the clown. I'm blessed.
    Atmosfaerie Atmosfaerie 22-25 2 Responses