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    HONEY, NOT TONIGHT I have never understood

    why the s3xual urge of men and women differ so much... FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT ? What was that?!" So she...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 5 Responses Feb 19

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    I don't like this....

    .. He doesn't have any post....He keeps adding 13-15 female friends....sometimes 18-21.....I am the only 51-55!
    samemay54 samemay54 41-45, F 17 Responses Sep 5

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    My local council is on a crack down at the

    moment I keep seeing signs saying bill posters will be prosecuted now it's a bit harsh I don't know what he's done wrong
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    I was on a plane the other day going to Spain

    and I asked the stewardess how long the journey took and she replied dunno we have never gone that far before she then smiled and then went through the crash landing procedure
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    Wife: Yeyyyyyyy! I won the lottery!

    !!!...Go! pack your bags.... Husband: (excited) Where are we going? Wife: YOU ARE LEAVING.
    samemay54 samemay54 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 3

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    I went to the doctors the other day

    and u told him I felt like a pair of curtains he told me to go away n pull my self together
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M Oct 8

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    "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us.

    Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill
    samemay54 samemay54 41-45, F Aug 30

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    Whenever I make people smile

    and laugh. It makes me happy and I feel like I did something good.
    justinbartolome justinbartolome 13-15, M 7 Responses Aug 3

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    I got stuck in a barn the other day

    and i kept shouting for help then I heard something say whoo I replied I don't care who I said anybody I then looked round and there was a owl sitting on a beam lol
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M Oct 8

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    I bought some pork chops

    and told the butcher to make them lean. He said, 'Which way?'
    watjusthappened watjusthappened 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 24

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    Half the time receive Blank look

    when I open my mouth lol no one ever gets it! Lol
    MissSubaru MissSubaru 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 18

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    Son: What's the difference between confident

    and confidential? Father: Son, it's like this. You are my son, I am confident about that. The boy next door is also my son; that is confidential.
    samemay54 samemay54 41-45, F 9 Responses Sep 27

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    I really wish more people would take the above

    into consideration when conveying useless information. Facebook people I'm looking at you!
    Ribsy83 Ribsy83 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 9

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    Maveric0484 Maveric0484 26-30, M 5 Responses Sep 8

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    On many occasions I have made a fool of myself

    just to make people laugh. Or if they are depressed I try to make them laugh, if they manage to smile out of that depression I consider I did a good job.
    sagard1994 sagard1994 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    P1: "I like Eminem" P2: "I like skittles

    better" P1: "No, the rapper you idiot.." P2: "You're the idiot, what's so good about a M&M wrapper..?"
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 3 Responses Oct 9

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    Me: which one you like better CD's

    or Tapes Girl: CD's Me: CD's Nuts in yo face Girl face expression
    blackpower15 blackpower15 16-17, M Oct 8

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    Last night I had blonde moment I nearly put a

    hot cup of tea in the fridge rather than the milk
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    When things get tense

    or serious, I like to crack a joke or tease someone to help lighten the mood. What does i take to circumcise a Killer Whale?
    Luvhugeuptop Luvhugeuptop 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 9

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    Woman: Am I pretty? Or ugly?

    Man: Both. Woman: I am pretty? And ugly too? Man: Pretty ugly.
    samemay54 samemay54 41-45, F 9 Responses Sep 28

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    I like making people happy

    because I don't want anyone to be upset like me
    veronica590 veronica590 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 12

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    Being silly, laughing.

    .. Just making others feel comfy and happy = good times!! I looooooooove to laugh! โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‹
    Parkerluv1 Parkerluv1 22-25, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    *yoga intructor* Take a deep breath.

    . Blow it.... Take a deep breath.. Blow it.... Take a deep breath.. *FART*
    Biggbangg Biggbangg 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 19

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    samemay54 samemay54 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 17

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    Why did Han solo hesitate to put his penis into

    Princess Leia ? Because she was Luke warm...
    GermanGirl98 GermanGirl98 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 9

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    I don't think mothers have a clue about how to

    bring up children when I'm wide awake she makes be go to sleep n when I'm asleep she makes me wake up
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M Oct 8

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    Went into the public restroom

    and one of those french people came in so I'm just doing my thang and then I farted.. we looked at each other and burst out laughing.. he doesn't speak English and I can't speak French.. that fart brought us close together for that moment.. Guess you could say it's a universal...
    aJason23 aJason23 18-21, M 5 Responses Sep 22

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    I love making people laugh

    and seeing them smile. Just knowing I've brightened someone's day makes me feel happy. It's the positivity ripple effect:)
    Seblett Seblett 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 25

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    I bought an old Navy cookbook at a yard sale,

    now, I have leftovers for 5000
    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M 2 Responses Sep 13

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    Or bring a smile in their faces,

    it brings a deep satisfaction.
    moveslikespaghetti moveslikespaghetti 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 22

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    Women are from venus!

    Men are from mars!
    samemay54 samemay54 41-45, F 9 Responses Oct 1

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    When I was at school my school report was more

    like a character assassination
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M Oct 8

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    I'm going to stand outside.

    . If anyone asks, tell them i'm outstanding.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 5 Responses Oct 15

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    I went to the green grocers the other day

    and asked for a apple and a blackberry
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    My local church is trying to get new people to

    go n worship it has a sign outside saying we have gogo nuns in the vestry and on the notice board under up and coming attractions is judgement day
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M Oct 8

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    its probably the only thing I'm good at.

    when i make people laugh, it makes me feel all happy inside as well (:
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I realized, AWESOME ends with ME!

    .......And UGLY starts with U?
    samemay54 samemay54 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 15

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    If olive oil is made from olives,

    what is baby oil made of?.....OMG.....
    samemay54 samemay54 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 13

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    When you laugh everything else goes away except

    for that moment. I think it's beautiful when you can make someone joyous even for a second
    talgia talgia 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 24

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    I love making people laugh.

    ..to see Someone not just giggle but really open up and chuckle from their tummy. I love it. I also love to laugh and am constantly doing so. laughing is good for the soul and can help keep you young at heart I believe.
    ToBeYours ToBeYours 26-30, F 9 Responses 4 days ago

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    A doctor wanted to get off work

    and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. โ€œSeamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I donโ€™t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.โ€ โ€œYes, sir!โ€ โ€“ answers Seamus. The doctor goes hunting and returns the...
    liLly3joy liLly3joy 22-25 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Biggbangg Biggbangg 16-17, M 2 Responses Sep 5

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    One night a man and a woman are

    both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to...
    liLly3joy liLly3joy 22-25 3 Responses a week ago

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    That's what I want, what makes me happy inside.

    Wish I could do it more often. If I could let every bad thought disapear I would bringe more happiness to my surroundings.
    nikitaslife nikitaslife 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Biggbangg Biggbangg 16-17, M Oct 8

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    Just a few min ago one of my regular costumers

    came by to buy her self a perfume, we talk and I told her a joke in Spanish i try to translate it to English but I couldn't so we started laughing she's said I made her day ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜Š
    cristyagui cristyagui 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 17

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    I'm clumsy and sometimes I make people laugh

    with only my actions but even those moments are great! Laughing is the most full of life thing I can do so I love when people laugh! :)
    knklx knklx 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 14

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    Did you know my feet are

    that big I get used to stamp out forest fires
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    1unar 1unar 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    If you don't have anything nice to say,

    you're probably a smart person.
    FutileSuperiority FutileSuperiority 22-25 a week ago

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    If nothing is going right.

    ....try going left!
    watjusthappened watjusthappened 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 22

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