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    always keep your wife's picture

    as mobile screen saver,,, when ever you face a problem,,, say to yourself,,, if I can handle this,,, i can handle anything:))) haha,, superb.
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    I had a dream last night.

    I ate spaghetti all night long. And when I woke up in the morning, My pajama string was gone!
    VictoriousRex VictoriousRex 51-55, M 4 Responses Jun 13

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    I'm a really funny person

    so I've heard I like making people laugh because I like swing people happy and smiling
    Vswagger Vswagger 13-15, M 2 Responses Jun 19

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    an elderly couple has just learned,

    how to send text messages on mobile,,, the wife is a bit romantic type,,, but husband is a nonsense dumb type.. one afternoon wife went out for coffee with her friend and decided to send a romantic message to her husband,,, she wrote,,, if you are sleeping, then send me your...
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    2Charlie3 2Charlie3 22-25, M 2 Responses May 30

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    Person: You're the only laughing at your joke.

    Me: If I don't think I'm hilarious, how do I expect anyone else to think so?
    jellolia jellolia 16-17, F 4 Responses Jun 22

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    It's like my favorite thing in the world

    and I'm really good at it
    dtrain34 dtrain34 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    Do you know why a previous relationship is

    called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXPIRED. Kidding :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your

    life,,,, Shakespeare. laughing at your wife's mistake can shorten your life:)) Shakespeares wife.,,, ,,, haha hahaha
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    DavidMcKinney DavidMcKinney 13-15, M 6 Responses a week ago

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    Her laugh is like medicine

    for my sick soul.
    15ShadesOfBlue 15ShadesOfBlue 16-17, F May 30

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    Working out every other day has become my daily

    routine and my hobby. Therefore I sure get laughs and a lot of a "wow" from people. So proud, haha.
    asp1999 asp1999 16-17, F 1 Response May 31

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    talhaslm talhaslm 18-21, M 5 Responses Jun 17

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    In the mood to laugh

    for no reason 😂
    nunezquinnad nunezquinnad 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little

    fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. (3:43 am....I can't sleep...This is killing me!) ************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs For...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 10 Responses Apr 14

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    They found a spot on my lungs.

    ...thank God it turned to be a mustard spot
    2Charlie3 2Charlie3 22-25, M 1 Response May 29

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    I love seeing people happy.

    I've made some of my friends spit out food and pee alitte from laughter.
    pandajenn pandajenn 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 9

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    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear.!!!!! ^_^
    Guanabana Guanabana 22-25, F 6 Responses Nov 12, 2014

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    Looking at my profile you'd be forgiven

    for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger. I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...
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    This is so funny and cute

    that had to share it with you. Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 11 Responses Feb 19

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    Don't think of yourself

    as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    I asked my sister, "Are there any sharks in the

    Dead Sea?" That is when stupid hit me.
    chickenlover999 chickenlover999 26-30, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30

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    There he was, standing by the door.

    He looked a bit frightened and shy. He approached and seated himself next to the table. "What's your problem?"......He bent forward, looked straight into my eyes with that impish expression. "Do you have a problem?".......He wiggled his butt. "Are you okay?".........He shifted...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    -Why did the plant cell go to the dentist?

    To get a chloro-filling -What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium -Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO I'm such a nerd LOL XD
    Petepot Petepot 16-17, F 10 Responses Jan 29

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    I just checked on my son.

    This is the greeting on his answering machine. "Hi, this is C. If you are someone from the phone company, I've already sent the money. If it's you mom, please send money. If it's my financial institution, you don't lend me enough money. If you're a friend, you owe me money. If...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 10 Responses Mar 14

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    English Vs Inglish.

    Can any one say the difference between 'Complete'and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' However,in a...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 14 Responses May 23

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    I'm going to stand outside.

    . If anyone asks, tell them i'm outstanding.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 6 Responses Oct 15, 2014

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    some people move really fast

    but i like to take my time, certain things require dedication and this new thing seems like it could work out, wanna give it a try?
    blackbeauty221 blackbeauty221 22-25, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    Laughing so hard, no noise come out,

    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 29

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    Boy- filling up a form in school ,

    papa,, what should I write in mother tongue column??? father- oh write,,, very long,and out of control:)) hahaha
    notagain4u notagain4u 26-30, M 2 Responses Jun 18

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    my friends asked me if i wanted to smoke with

    them and i said " **** no, i meed my lungs" they never asked me to smoke with them again, the moral of the story is, eat your vegetables:)
    blackbeauty221 blackbeauty221 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 1

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    Boy: Our principal is

    so stupid. Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. *Walks away*
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    dont give me all that shy ****,

    no masquerade can mask my place -adam Levine aka my future hubby
    blackbeauty221 blackbeauty221 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    My to do list: 1) go to pet shop 2) buy bird

    seed 3) ask the bloke in the shop how long it takes to grow bird 4) observe their expression
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    hunie1684 hunie1684 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 21

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    I can't take this LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

    anymore. FRIDGE, you're coming to my room.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 6 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    Starting my medic shift

    so heres a clinical joke ( its a bit **** ) A pirate goes to the clinic worried that the moles on his back may be cancer. " its ok" says the Dr " there benign" "Count em again Dr" says the pirate " i reckon there be 10 at least !
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    As I grow old and the youth of this generation

    turn to me for words of wisdom. I am honored and blessed. However, the only thing wise I have to say that will prepare them for their future is: When you are sad and alone and crying in your bed, don't lay on your back when you cry. The tears run into your ears and it's...
    deandersen1 deandersen1 61-65, F 10 Responses Jun 11

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    Some women have the most infectious

    and sexy laugh that I actually enjoy making them laugh on purpose just to hear it. And I really love when they try to be serious but end up laughing anyway.
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    samba22 samba22 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 12 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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