Don't Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
the Human Resources
Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts
Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you
looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a
year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer
and the weekend before the test, a group of guys from my class went to the beach.
Long story short: the class have a group chat which the teacher himself create but "those guys" didn't know the teacher was in the group so they started sending pictures of themselves enjoying...
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like YOU,
belong to the zoo.
But don't be afraid,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
I'm only joking.
I'm just bored,
I just wanted to
Say HELLO to YOU! :D
So enjoy this poem,
That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
You are reading this right now.
2.You are realizing this is a stupid fact.
4.You didn't noticed I skipped three.
5.You are checking now.
6.You are smiling.
7.You are still reading this even though it is stupid.
9.You didn't realize I skipped eight.
10.You are checking...
that had to share it with you.
Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
To get a chloro-filling
-What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
-Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?
I'm such a nerd LOL XD
and it makes me think they're sad, so I try to make them laugh. It works.... Sometimes.
Usually people just get quiet when I try to make them happy. They get distant. And then after awhile, they disappear... It's quite sad actually..