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    MasterNilesh MasterNilesh 26-30, M a week ago

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    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 12 Responses Jan 29, 2015

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    A child asked his father,

    "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6, 2015

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    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M Jan 5

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    Driving slow and safe is ok,

    but 25 miles under the speed limit? I'm gonna change the sound of my horn to gun shots, that'll fix em.
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 4

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    I like making people smile

    and laugh. Even though I'm not happy, I love seeing other people happy and smiling. It makes my day.
    Shadowslivin Shadowslivin 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 3

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    Want to improv or write jokes?

    In Southern California? Want to make videos or play games/sports/physical activities? I have 2 free groups on FB (& Tagged, Yahoo & Google Groups) forming. Comment/message for links & questions. Film group is no budget, indie, independent, guerrilla (outside of major film...
    supergirl805 supergirl805 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Quote of the day Laughing at your mistakes can

    lengthen your life , laughing at someone else's can shorten it .
    Omarion21 Omarion21 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2015

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    Boy: Our principal is

    so stupid. Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. *Walks away*
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    People say sex is the best exercise,

    correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes 15 seconds every 3 months is gonna reduce this belly......., ok people I'm done now😂
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 4 Responses Feb 4

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    MasterNilesh MasterNilesh 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    English Vs Inglish.

    Can any one say the difference between 'Complete'and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' However,in a...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 13 Responses May 23, 2015

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    it make me feel good

    when others are seen smiling
    Compoundgold Compoundgold 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 4

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    Cheering people up is a rush One of the few

    to help When society bites us
    OddButResilient OddButResilient 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Facebook status of some guy: I love walking in

    the rain coz the rain hides my tears. me: *conclusion* he's one of those people who pee in the swimming pool. if you know what I mean?! XP
    slytheringuy slytheringuy 16-17, M 11 Responses Sep 3, 2015

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    Laughing so hard, no noise come out,

    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2015

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    Making someone laugh is the best medicine in

    the world. I will do so by jokes, funny movements and different voices. Sarcasm is one of the best things about me. I love to talk with quick witted individuals who aren't afraid to be themselves.
    Spazzyfox Spazzyfox 51-55, F 6 Responses Jan 27

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    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    What Concert Costs 45 Cents?

    50 Cent Featuring Nickelback. Haha anyone? No ? Just me ?
    JamesKM JamesKM 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2015

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    I think laughter is attractive,

    because people are their true selves when happy...
    PrometheusArcanus PrometheusArcanus 31-35, M 6 Responses Jan 19

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    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 5

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    Oh, good grief! The snow is mostly melted on

    the main roads in Colorado Springs. The side streets, and parking lots are another matter. Today, my nephew and I helped to shovel part of the parking lot where we live. I must remember tomorrow to wear shorts under my sweatpants, because they nearly slid off! Can you say...
    ZenGrrrlLioNESS ZenGrrrlLioNESS 46-50, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Que:- What is worse than a biscuit drowning in

    the tea ? . . . . Ans:- The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns too.
    MasterNilesh MasterNilesh 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Tonight I had to undergo a

    rather awkward and uncomfortable medical testing procedure. The woman who was performing the test, reluctantly asked me to put my feet in the stirrups and scoot my bottom to the end of the table. She apologized profusely, saying she knew that this was not pleasant. I laughed...
    badassgirrrrrl badassgirrrrrl 41-45, F 13 Responses Nov 10, 2015

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    Don't think of yourself

    as an ugly person . Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey :-)€
    Rifkyroshan Rifkyroshan 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    there's something about putting a smile on

    people's faces that makes me so happy. it's how I remember my best friends and my family, laughing and smiling and not a care in the world. I am most definitely homesick now 😔
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 6

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new

    password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6, 2015

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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    My friends butler is missing his left arm.

    Serves him Right. I'm a terrible person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Sep 10, 2015

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    YoungDisobedientSlave YoungDisobedientSlave 13-15, F 6 Responses Nov 19, 2015

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    This weekend I spent at a competition.

    Feels great entertaining everyone. Even though I feel like complete trash for under performing, to the extent of hating myself, I don't regret it. I enjoyed the laughs I provided, even if I had to fake being happy at times. My depression feels like it worsens over time.
    Condescendinitis Condescendinitis 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 30

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?

    " Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6, 2015

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    JessM50 JessM50 18-21, F 3 Responses May 17, 2015

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand

    Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing 
through newsgroups just like you are now and came across an article similar to this that 
said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial...
    Wtfwhyiseverythingtaken Wtfwhyiseverythingtaken 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    I hate phone prompts,

    the recording says press 1 for English , then you get somebody that hardly speaks it.
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    part I,,,,,,,,, put your wife in a room

    and lock it,,, put your dog in another room and lock it,,,, open both room after 3 hours, and see who is happy to see you,,, and who will bite you:)) haha. people are advised not to try this at home,,, these stunts are performed by professionals,,, who are now divorced and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 10, 2015

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    Laughing is the best medicine.

    Laughing aides recovery from all manner of things.You've just got to laugh sometimes at the cost of someone else.
    Ducostrinity Ducostrinity 18-21, F 10 Responses Jan 27

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    Last word. Promise. I find it ironic

    that the colors red, white, blue stand for freedom until they're flashing behind you.
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 4 Responses Feb 4

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    Ok so...why isn't poker played in the jungle?

    ! Because there be too many cheetahhsss!!! You get it?! Cheetahs like cheaters...yep •_• that's my sense of humor...I have more jokes, just got em lined up!
    Kbrabbit Kbrabbit 16-17, F 21 Responses Aug 26, 2015

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    Need an ark ?

    I Noah guy :,D Anyone?
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Sep 5, 2015

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    My grandpa got a new hearing aid.

    ... I asked him "what kind is it?" He said "ten thirty"
    2Charlie3 2Charlie3 22-25, M 8 Responses May 27, 2015

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    You can always see your nose,

    but your brain has the ability to ignore it.
    hoseinbiglari hoseinbiglari 22-25, M 3 Responses Jan 31