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I Like Making People Laugh

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    I try to make people happy,

    even when I'm feeling really down. I want to see a smile on their face so I know that even though I'm having a rough day, they're not. :)
    xXhaileyXx xXhaileyXx 13-15, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    samba22 samba22 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    I just checked on my son.

    This is the greeting on his answering machine. "Hi, this is C. If you are someone from the phone company, I've already sent the money. If it's you mom, please send money. If it's my financial institution, you don't lend me enough money. If you're a friend, you owe me money. If...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 10 Responses Mar 14

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    This is so funny and cute

    that had to share it with you. Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 11 Responses Feb 19

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    My friend thinks he is smart.

    He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30

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    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear.!!!!! ^_^
    Guanabana Guanabana 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 12, 2014

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    The teacher asked Jimmy,

    "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 19 hrs ago

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    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?

    " Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Found this on Google: I'm gonna order a pizza

    5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive i'll say,"I order this da** pizza a year ago!" LOL AGAIN HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 10 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    My to do list: 1) go to pet shop 2) buy bird

    seed 3) ask the bloke in the shop how long it takes to grow bird 4) observe their expression
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses May 12

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    Looking at my profile you'd be forgiven

    for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger. I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 26 Responses Apr 4

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    Q: Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion

    dollars for Instagram? A: They could've downloaded it for free!
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 1

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    Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me?

    Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me? I don't think so! Not right now! You're gettin' your wishes, so SIT DOWN!
    RebelCobra RebelCobra 18-21, M 6 Responses Jan 30

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    Do you know why a previous relationship is

    called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXPIRED. Kidding :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    In the mood to laugh

    for no reason 😂
    nunezquinnad nunezquinnad 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    JessM50 JessM50 18-21, F 4 Responses May 17

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    Boy: Our principal is

    so stupid. Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. *Walks away*
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    A teacher is teaching a class

    and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two...
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?

    " Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    Yo momma is so fat that

    when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    I asked my sister, "Are there any sharks in the

    Dead Sea?" That is when stupid hit me.
    chickenlover999 chickenlover999 26-30, M 4 Responses Jun 27

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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 12 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    Don't think of yourself

    as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    My grandpa got a new hearing aid.

    ... I asked him "what kind is it?" He said "ten thirty"
    2Charlie3 2Charlie3 22-25, M 8 Responses May 27

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    There he was, standing by the door.

    He looked a bit frightened and shy. He approached and seated himself next to the table. "What's your problem?"......He bent forward, looked straight into my eyes with that impish expression. "Do you have a problem?".......He wiggled his butt. "Are you okay?".........He shifted...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    Starting my medic shift

    so heres a clinical joke ( its a bit **** ) A pirate goes to the clinic worried that the moles on his back may be cancer. " its ok" says the Dr " there benign" "Count em again Dr" says the pirate " i reckon there be 10 at least !
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses May 12

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    I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger

    and hand him a briefcase and whisper: " You know what to do," and walk away.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 30

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    I can't take this LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

    anymore. FRIDGE, you're coming to my room.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 6 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her

    last Christmas and it's still printing.
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 19 hrs ago

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    A boy is selling fish on a corner.

    To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to...
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    Laughing so hard, no noise come out,

    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 29

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    This whisper was so funny I had to share.

    I hope you guys get it hahahaha
    chocolatebabygirl chocolatebabygirl 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I told my wife I was going to make a bike out

    of spaghetti. She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta.
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    dont give me all that shy ****,

    no masquerade can mask my place -adam Levine aka my future hubby
    blackbeauty221 blackbeauty221 22-25, F Jun 27

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    Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete

    floor without cracking it? A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 14 Responses Jan 29

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    I asked a Chinese girl

    for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    A child asked his father,

    "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The...
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 19 hrs ago

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    English Vs Inglish.

    Can any one say the difference between 'Complete'and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' However,in a...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 14 Responses May 23

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    some people move really fast

    but i like to take my time, certain things require dedication and this new thing seems like it could work out, wanna give it a try?
    blackbeauty221 blackbeauty221 22-25, F 4 Responses Jun 26

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    Picture perfect and just in time

    for shark week too! SHOO-WEE girl what a schnoz!!! Lmao.....
    PassionSeeker38 PassionSeeker38 36-40, M 4 days ago

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    Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little

    fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. (3:43 am....I can't sleep...This is killing me!) ************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs For...