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    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear.!!!!! ^_^
    Guanabana Guanabana 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 12, 2014

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    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 12 Responses Jan 29, 2015

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    Laughing so hard, no noise come out,

    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2015

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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    What Concert Costs 45 Cents?

    50 Cent Featuring Nickelback. Haha anyone? No ? Just me ?
    JamesKM JamesKM 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2015

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    English Vs Inglish.

    Can any one say the difference between 'Complete'and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' However,in a...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 13 Responses May 23, 2015

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    Looking at my profile you'd be forgiven

    for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger. I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 23 Responses Apr 4, 2015

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    MasterNilesh MasterNilesh 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Yoga: Sex addicted skinny granola crunchers

    who believe that if you can tie your body into a knot you will reach enlightenment through extended *******.
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M 3 Responses Jan 2

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    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 2

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    I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger

    and hand him a briefcase and whisper: " You know what to do," and walk away.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    Tonight I had to undergo a

    rather awkward and uncomfortable medical testing procedure. The woman who was performing the test, reluctantly asked me to put my feet in the stirrups and scoot my bottom to the end of the table. She apologized profusely, saying she knew that this was not pleasant. I laughed...
    badassgirrrrrl badassgirrrrrl 41-45, F 13 Responses Nov 10, 2015

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    Found this on Google: I'm gonna order a pizza

    5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive i'll say,"I order this da** pizza a year ago!" LOL AGAIN HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 10 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M Jan 5

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    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    I'm the humorous one of my friends

    and also in my family. They always tell me going out would never be the same without me and I love that I can make them happy that way :)
    Danimp5 Danimp5 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    I think laughter is attractive,

    because people are their true selves when happy...
    PrometheusArcanus PrometheusArcanus 31-35, M 6 Responses Jan 19

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    autism1011 autism1011 22-25, M Jan 27

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    there's something about putting a smile on

    people's faces that makes me so happy. it's how I remember my best friends and my family, laughing and smiling and not a care in the world. I am most definitely homesick now 😔
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 6

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    part I,,,,,,,,, put your wife in a room

    and lock it,,, put your dog in another room and lock it,,,, open both room after 3 hours, and see who is happy to see you,,, and who will bite you:)) haha. people are advised not to try this at home,,, these stunts are performed by professionals,,, who are now divorced and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 10, 2015

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    My friends butler is missing his left arm.

    Serves him Right. I'm a terrible person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Sep 10, 2015

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2015

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    Don't think of yourself

    as an ugly person . Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey :-)€
    Rifkyroshan Rifkyroshan 26-30, M 7 hrs ago

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    Would you send your son to a school run by

    someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M 5 Responses Jan 4

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    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 5

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    Boy: Our principal is

    so stupid. Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. *Walks away*
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    Ok so...why isn't poker played in the jungle?

    ! Because there be too many cheetahhsss!!! You get it?! Cheetahs like cheaters...yep •_• that's my sense of humor...I have more jokes, just got em lined up!
    Kbrabbit Kbrabbit 16-17, F 21 Responses Aug 26, 2015

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    This weekend I spent at a competition.

    Feels great entertaining everyone. Even though I feel like complete trash for under performing, to the extent of hating myself, I don't regret it. I enjoyed the laughs I provided, even if I had to fake being happy at times. My depression feels like it worsens over time.
    Condescendinitis Condescendinitis 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 30

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    My grandpa got a new hearing aid.

    ... I asked him "what kind is it?" He said "ten thirty"
    2Charlie3 2Charlie3 22-25, M 8 Responses May 27, 2015

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    Quote of the day Laughing at your mistakes can

    lengthen your life , laughing at someone else's can shorten it .
    Omarion21 Omarion21 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    People say sex is the best exercise,

    correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes 15 seconds every 3 months is gonna reduce this belly......., ok people I'm done now😂
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    Laughing is the best medicine.

    Laughing aides recovery from all manner of things.You've just got to laugh sometimes at the cost of someone else.
    Ducostrinity Ducostrinity 18-21, F 10 Responses Jan 27

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    Did you hear about the two guys

    that stole a calendar? They each got six months. :P
    ProcrastiNATE1492 ProcrastiNATE1492 36-40, M 6 Responses Jan 21

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?

    " Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6, 2015

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    JessM50 JessM50 18-21, F 3 Responses May 17, 2015

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    Facebook status of some guy: I love walking in

    the rain coz the rain hides my tears. me: *conclusion* he's one of those people who pee in the swimming pool. if you know what I mean?! XP
    slytheringuy slytheringuy 16-17, M 11 Responses Sep 3, 2015

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    it make me feel good

    when others are seen smiling
    Compoundgold Compoundgold 13-15, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I posted a picture of Camilla Luddington on my

    Instagram and a little kid thought it was me so he slid into my DMs tryna hit on me... I'm a dude... I'm gonna die with this lie his 2016 gonna be over right when it started
    PorQueDidPoorKayAkaDKDecay PorQueDidPoorKayAkaDKDecay 13-15, M Jan 1

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand

    Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing 
through newsgroups just like you are now and came across an article similar to this that 
said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial...
    Wtfwhyiseverythingtaken Wtfwhyiseverythingtaken 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    Driving slow and safe is ok,

    but 25 miles under the speed limit? I'm gonna change the sound of my horn to gun shots, that'll fix em.
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Don't think of yourself

    as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    MasterNilesh MasterNilesh 26-30, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    YoungDisobedientSlave YoungDisobedientSlave 13-15, F 6 Responses Nov 19, 2015

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