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    People say sex is the best exercise,

    correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes 15 seconds every 3 months is gonna reduce this belly......., ok people I'm done now😂
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 4

    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Jan 30, 2015

    We're halfway through March

    and it started snowing again. Sounds like god's sence of humor raised from the dead while someone was thinking: "Yo I miss the winter and god said "AHAAAA!" Now pay attention on your wishes cuz some higher power has sass.
    TightnShady TightnShady
    18-21, M
    Mar 15

    Facebook status of some guy: I love walking in

    the rain coz the rain hides my tears. me: *conclusion* he's one of those people who pee in the swimming pool. if you know what I mean?! XP
    slytheringuy slytheringuy
    16-17, M
    9 Responses Sep 3, 2015

    Tour de Kabul (Afganisthan): Saw a pretty girl

    on street, Me: are you daugher of bin laden, coz you look like a bomb.!! Girl: (smiles n blushes) Me: (wow! Its working!), so what's your name? Girl: Fatima-bin-laden. Me: turn around run for my life (**** just got real.!)
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve
    26-30, M
    1 Response Mar 13

    I hate when I am about to hug someone really

    sexy and my face hits the mirror.
    Omarion21 Omarion21
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Feb 21

    I do stand up comedy.

    .. I need to do it more even if I'm not in LA as much, bc I will return and find a better agent than before!! pm me if u do comedy as well
    DigitalForensicsFox DigitalForensicsFox
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 26

    :(

    whyacinth whyacinth
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 28

    Does my picture of me in my new undies make you

    laugh ??Or is it my baby bulge that makes you giggle ??
    sissyrachel48 sissyrachel48
    66-70, M
    Mar 3

    Very pretty girl was standing behind me at ATM,

    ... So i took out 25,000 instead of 2000..... . . . . then i had to go to the bank to put it back.
    MasterNilesh MasterNilesh
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 22
    DadOfTwoBoys DadOfTwoBoys
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Feb 22

    I DON'T OWN THIS ONE BUT I WANT TO SHARE IT

    WITH YOU: Don't Lie To Your Mother John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
    secret7148 secret7148
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Jan 5, 2015
    JessM50 JessM50
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 17, 2015

    I don't think that what tries to get your

    blanket off of you when you're asleep are ghosts tryina get us. They're just people who have a crush on you, sleep under your bed and try to get some god damn warmth. So next time you'll feel the blanket get pulled just yell GET YOUR OWN ******* BLANKET YA *****!!! Works. I...
    TightnShady TightnShady
    18-21, M
    Apr 19

    Boy: Our principal is

    so stupid. Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. *Walks away*
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jan 30, 2015

    I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger

    and hand him a briefcase and whisper: " You know what to do," and walk away.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jan 30, 2015

    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new

    password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 6, 2015
    DiamondAuthority DiamondAuthority
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 25

    My son in law and I are building rabbits today.

    Please don't tell any of my carpenter brethren we did this lol
    fattenedforthanksgivingdiner fattenedforthanksgivingdiner
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 27

    My to do list: 1) go to pet shop 2) buy bird

    seed 3) ask the bloke in the shop how long it takes to grow bird 4) observe their expression
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses May 12, 2015

    Does anyone here like Eddie Griffin?

    I always play one of his stand ups and laugh out loud. And when he tells the joke about black people walking with rhythm and white people walking still I really laugh but think to myself: Yea we may look like the Washington's monument when we walk. But have you seen a cracka...
    TightnShady TightnShady
    18-21, M
    Mar 20
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 5

    its so very soul-soothing seeing people happy

    beside you.showing them that theres time to forget what you've done yesterday and start you're new day with a big smile on your face😊.
    jenelyn0298 jenelyn0298
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 20

    Need an ark ?

    I Noah guy :,D Anyone?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Sep 5, 2015

    Some guy posted that some BLOKE was banging his

    wife while he was hard at work.. I asked him what a BLOKE was and he got angry with ME ..I don't understand.. why is this ??
    CODECRACKER2014 CODECRACKER2014
    41-45, M
    1 Response Feb 24

    This is priceless. I'd love to see the look on

    guys faces when they take care of their business.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Feb 11

    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Jan 10, 2015

    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack
    18-21, F
    10 Responses Jan 29, 2015

    Man I love civil engineering.

    Can't wait till after school, knowing all bout those materials I'll go to the store buy the most fittest, hardest plank I guess 4x4 and bash my teacher's head in the next time I'll see him.
    TightnShady TightnShady
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 16

    Sometimes putting a smile on someones face

    or just sharing a laugh can rescue someone from a really dark place
    JustinBiebz3194 JustinBiebz3194
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Apr 8

    My friends butler is missing his left arm.

    Serves him Right. I'm a terrible person.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Sep 10, 2015

    Was invited to university classical concert

    last night. Yeah me! When asked, I was shocked that out of everyone to choose from. It was me. I accepted. If you know me. My grandson and are alike, meaning you never know what you get. Anything can happen. My daughter cringe sometimes. So there I was all cleaned up and...
    IGWMH IGWMH
    56-60, M
    1 Response Mar 12
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 13

    English Vs Inglish.

    Can any one say the difference between 'Complete'and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' However,in a...
    teachocolate teachocolate
    41-45, F
    13 Responses May 23, 2015

    You laugh I laugh everybody else laughs at us

    and it's cool because we are all laughing
    JessLion JessLion
    13-15, F
    Feb 24
    mmorgam mmorgam
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Feb 21

    Do you know someone that should NOT be ALLOWED

    to TALK ? ( the more they talk the worse they make things.. talking is just not for them )
    CODECRACKER2014 CODECRACKER2014
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Feb 21

    so people say u cant have ur cake

    and eat it too!!idk what kind of bday parties they been too but ur always given a fork with cake so there's only one thing to ever do with cake and that is too eat it..
    calovetx calovetx
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 23

    Love making others smile.

    Love feeling genially happy and enjoying myself :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 28

    MasterNilesh MasterNilesh
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 22

    part I,,,,,,,,, put your wife in a room

    and lock it,,, put your dog in another room and lock it,,,, open both room after 3 hours, and see who is happy to see you,,, and who will bite you:)) haha. people are advised not to try this at home,,, these stunts are performed by professionals,,, who are now divorced and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jun 10, 2015

    Don't think of yourself

    as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
    secret7148 secret7148
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Dec 21, 2014
    vishnutejainduri vishnutejainduri
    22-25, M
    Feb 26

    I'll miss EP ?? why is it

    that every good thing has to come to an end ??
    poetofthefall poetofthefall
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 21

    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Dec 26, 2014

    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?

    " Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 6, 2015

    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear.!!!!! ^_^
    Guanabana Guanabana
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Nov 12, 2014

    My grandpa got a new hearing aid.

    ... I asked him "what kind is it?" He said "ten thirty"
    2Charlie3 2Charlie3
    26-30, M
    5 Responses May 27, 2015

    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer
    36-40, F
    9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 30, 2015

    People have nice smiles

    and I like to make them happy and see that smile.
    ElleWolfieStone234 ElleWolfieStone234
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 19

    Looking at my profile you'd be forgiven

    for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger. I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    15 Responses Apr 4, 2015

    Found this on Google: I'm gonna order a pizza

    5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive i'll say,"I order this da** pizza a year ago!" LOL AGAIN HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D :D
    secret7148 secret7148
    18-21, F
    10 Responses Dec 31, 2014

    A child asked his father,

    "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 6, 2015

    Ok so...why isn't poker played in the jungle?

    ! Because there be too many cheetahhsss!!! You get it?! Cheetahs like cheaters...yep •_• that's my sense of humor...I have more jokes, just got em lined up!
    Kbrabbit Kbrabbit
    16-17, F
    16 Responses Aug 26, 2015

    I like being in bed for long time

    but i like waiking up early always Is that paradox ?
    MOHED007 MOHED007
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Apr 14

    I think laughter is attractive,

    because people are their true selves when happy...
    PrometheusArcanus PrometheusArcanus
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Jan 19
    YoungDisobedientSlave YoungDisobedientSlave
    13-15, F
    4 Responses Nov 19, 2015

    What Concert Costs 45 Cents?

    50 Cent Featuring Nickelback. Haha anyone? No ? Just me ?
    JamesKM JamesKM
    18-21, M
    1 Response Sep 19, 2015

    Laughing so hard, no noise come out,

    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Jan 29, 2015
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