To get a chloro-filling
-What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
-Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?
I'm such a nerd LOL XD
..I won't answer the messages.
After the infamous comic posts when I couldn't put myself to sleep, the inbox has been filled with messages asking if I still have trouble sleeping...You want me not to sleep?.....
No, no, I won't stay awake until wee hours in the morning again. I...
that had to share it with you.
Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
Don't Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
most disgusting, sexiest cut, freshest colored swimming trunks I've ever seen. It looks like almost a thong!
Me: I really don't think you ought to wear that swimming trunks, C.
Bff: But, dear, I have to; you know how strict they are at the beaches.
**><*** (Si i i it!)
and wished you understood it better. Actually, if you listen close enough, it's actually "Ingrish"
Disclaimer: This is not intended to discriminate. We all have different accents. My nose was bleeding!
This is the greeting on his answering machine.
"Hi, this is C. If you are someone from the phone company, I've already sent the money. If it's you mom, please send money. If it's my financial institution, you don't lend me enough money. If you're a friend, you owe me money. If...
He said, "God?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "A million years to me is only a
Then he asked, "God, what is a million
so i was gone at hispital.there where i was waited for doctor at check up queue.when i reached at checked up room someone patient said to doctor that Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
and bought some Miracle-Gro, some fertilizer and found a great ceiling fan on the clearance cart. I paid for the items, took them out and put the ceiling fan in the back of the truck, bent over and picked up the fertilizer, it was heavier then I thought, so I heaved it in the...
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like YOU,
belong to the zoo.
But don't be afraid,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
I'm only joking.
I'm just bored,
I just wanted to
Say HELLO to YOU! :D
So enjoy this poem,
That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...