Violets are blue,
Monkeys like YOU,
belong to the zoo.
But don't be afraid,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
I'm only joking.
I'm just bored,
I just wanted to
Say HELLO to YOU! :D
So enjoy this poem,
That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
the Internet that I'm really a man. Lol
My mom was rushing through setting up my account for my driving course online. She printed out the papers and I flipped through them. She selected Male as my gender and I can't go back and change it XD. Lmao Oh my gosh. It's going to be...
and lock it,,, put your dog in another room and lock it,,,,
open both room after 3 hours, and see who is happy to see you,,, and who will bite you:)) haha.
people are advised not to try this at home,,, these stunts are performed by professionals,,, who are now divorced and...
"How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The...
bed with a pig under one arm, a one legged duck under the other, and a monkey stuck to the closet door knob by his butt hole when she walked in... All I could was " Honey, its not what you think. I really do like the monkey "
Don't Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
and these two girls were siting in the back and thay were cutie *** hell so me being me I try evry thing I can to make Em laugh so I yell out random **** while the teach is tryna teach I'll be like DO A BARRLE ROLL! You know from star fox and the next thing I know it I get...
comedy movie that I like, and it was a group of 9-10 people, of whom only half had actually watched the movie and there was just one other person who was as passionate about the movie as I was, and I started to laugh and I was laughing for a good 15 minutes and laughing so hard...
even if it's at my own expense such as relating the tale of when a squirrel crawled up my pant leg.
Sometimes I feel like I should have been a clown like my father, but those would have been some huge shoes to fill.
for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger.
I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...