Don't Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
..to see Someone not just giggle but really open up and chuckle from their tummy. I love it.
I also love to laugh and am constantly doing so. laughing is good for the soul and can help keep you young at heart I believe.
the Human Resources
Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts
Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you
looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a
year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer
You are reading this right now.
2.You are realizing this is a stupid fact.
4.You didn't noticed I skipped three.
5.You are checking now.
6.You are smiling.
7.You are still reading this even though it is stupid.
9.You didn't realize I skipped eight.
10.You are checking...
To get a chloro-filling
-What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
-Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?
I'm such a nerd LOL XD
that had to share it with you.
Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
and the weekend before the test, a group of guys from my class went to the beach.
Long story short: the class have a group chat which the teacher himself create but "those guys" didn't know the teacher was in the group so they started sending pictures of themselves enjoying...
supermarket. There was a little girl who was crying, and her parents where just awful.
At first, anyone could've thought she was just making a tantrum, but when you listened to the parents, LOUDLY SCREAMING THINGS at each other, you could tell it wasn't the poor girl's doing...
He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...