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I Like Making People Laugh

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    Looking at my profile you'd be forgiven

    for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger. I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...
    Blondiex15 Blondiex15 36-40, F 29 Responses Apr 4

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    I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger

    and hand him a briefcase and whisper: " You know what to do," and walk away.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 11 Responses Jan 30

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    This is so funny and cute

    that had to share it with you. Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 11 Responses Feb 19

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    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    Makes my day. Releases endorfins,

    and makes my friends at eze
    pettypet pettypet 46-50, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30

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    I DON'T OWN THIS ONE BUT I WANT TO SHARE IT

    WITH YOU: Don't Lie To Your Mother John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Jan 5

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    when you laugh , you are like .

    ...... I'm like + - V
    hoseinbiglari hoseinbiglari 22-25, M Apr 4

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    Son: Dad, I'm hungry.

    Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad. Son: I'm serious! Dad: No, you are Hungry! Son: ...You are joking... Dad: No, I'm Dad :D
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 29

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    I can't take this LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

    anymore. FRIDGE, you're coming to my room.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 6 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 20 Responses Apr 1

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    Don't think of yourself

    as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    P1: "I like Eminem" P2: "I like skittles

    better" P1: "No, the rapper you idiot.." P2: "You're the idiot, what's so good about a M&M wrapper..?"
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 9, 2014

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    It depends. Like I love being able to do

    something or say something that makes another person laugh because it's just a wicked nice feeling you get. It's cool knowing you can brighten another's day even if just for a few seconds. I hate when people laugh though when something I do or say isn't suppose to be funny...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 14 Responses Jan 29

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    just for you^_^ A man was praying to god.

    He said, "God?" God responded, "Yes?" And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead", God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "A million years to me is only a second." The man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth...
    hoseinbiglari hoseinbiglari 22-25, M 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    Husband: Woman, make me a hamburger!

    Wife: Okay.....Abrakadabra! Abrakadabra! Kapowww! :)) You are now a hamburger!... 2:19am...I can't sleep...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 7 Responses Apr 11

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    When asked how he would like to die,

    one man said: "I would like to die like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving."
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 11 Responses Jan 30

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    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    There are 72,122 people in this group,

    but only a few write stuff about making people laugh. So......... I am running around this Big Big group with my pillow and I am hitting everyone here. lol then I think I'm gonna hide REAL good!!!!!
    btiny13 btiny13 13-15, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    everytime i associate myself someone laughs i

    think its my english accent and i seem bubbly! i like it if they do. i even like being laughed at.it strengthens my skin
    MedinaAbdul MedinaAbdul 22-25, F Apr 9

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    Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little

    fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. (3:43 am....I can't sleep...This is killing me!) ************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs For...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 12 Responses 5 days ago

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    Today I've decided to procrastinate.

    Otherwise the number of serial killings will escalate. 2:25am...ugh...insomnia...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    All credits go to cool jokes

    and riddles There was a boy who lived in a 5 story house. he was coloring by an open window when suddenly he fell out. How does he fall out with not a single scratch? A: he feel out of the first floor. O = window and the ---- = ground O -----------
    PikachuIsPikachu PikachuIsPikachu 18-21, F Apr 5

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    guys .. i hope u follow me in instagram ,

    , i am new there zeen_deep98 plzz?
    Smile3ee Smile3ee 16-17, F Apr 5

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    No, no, I can't take this.

    ..I won't answer the messages. After the infamous comic posts when I couldn't put myself to sleep, the inbox has been filled with messages asking if I still have trouble sleeping...You want me not to sleep?..... No, no, I won't stay awake until wee hours in the morning again. I...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 3 days ago

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    This is a sequel to my bff's hypochondriasis.

    EP Link He simply cannot stop pestering me with questions re. his health status. Bff: I have a problem. I feel unhealthy... Me: Again...Didn't we talk about your lab. tests only last week? Bff: I really feel unhealthy and depressed! Me: You should cut down on drinks... Bff: I...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 7

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    blazingxhail blazingxhail 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    i need someone who make me laugh right now.

    i'm not good at communicate with typing. skype anyone? PM me.
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I don’t think I could ever really complete

    anyone. But driving someone insane is doable.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    I just checked on my son.

    This is the greeting on his answering machine. "Hi, this is C. If you are someone from the phone company, I've already sent the money. If it's you mom, please send money. If it's my financial institution, you don't lend me enough money. If you're a friend, you owe me money. If...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 12 Responses Mar 14

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    When life gives you the lemon,

    just enjoy those lemons. https://youtu.be/okFWkvbRMkc
    HappieStinger HappieStinger 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 4

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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 11 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    my lame attempts to make people laugh on here.

    . its just my way of filling a void when I feel a bit down, wishing someone could cheer me up but theres no one around.. so the next best thing is making someone else laugh and soaking in the fallout.
    R0GUE R0GUE 31-35, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

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    Gordon Ramsey Joke!! Gordon Ramsey: There is

    so much oil on this plate, the US want to invade it. HUhhh
    Guanabana Guanabana 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    Mary had a little pig,

    (little pig, little pig) She kept it fat and plastered; (little pig) And when the price of pork went up.... She shot the little bastard... *************** Mary had a little lamb, (..........little lamb) Her father shot it dead Now it goes to...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    Found this on Google: I'm gonna order a pizza

    5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive i'll say,"I order this da** pizza a year ago!" LOL AGAIN HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 10 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    I'm going to stand outside.

    . If anyone asks, tell them i'm outstanding.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 6 Responses Oct 15, 2014

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    Do you know why a previous relationship is

    called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXPIRED. Kidding :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    -Why did the plant cell go to the dentist?

    To get a chloro-filling -What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium -Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO I'm such a nerd LOL XD
    Petepot Petepot 13-15, F 10 Responses Jan 29

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    Even if it takes to find your funny bone.

    It can be risky.. It I'll do it anyways.
    rosalindaa101 rosalindaa101 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    I am usually mistaken

    as an unapproachable person but once people get to know me better, they say I'm funny even though I don't intend to tell jokes. I guess I just have a quirky viewpoint that they find humorous. In any case, people should laugh a little bit more. It makes life more bearable.
    Alyyeska Alyyeska 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 5

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    does anyone else have the problem of never

    being able to find something decent to watch on netflix?! I spend about an hour trying to find a film and then end up not watching anything...
    westiegirl8998 westiegirl8998 22-25, F 23 Responses Jan 24

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    It's only 7:43am, I am already stressed!

    My bff called up to report the results of his laboratory exams. Quarterly lab. exams!!! He's that hypochondriac. Bff: Do you think I'll live another 30 years more? Me: (feeling irritated) Do you have to call up this early?...Okay...how old are you now. Bff: Forty. Me: Do you...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 1

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    Wife: Yay!!! I won the lottery!

    ...Go pack your bags!...Hurry... Husband: Where are we going? Wife: You're leaving...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    Or when they laugh WITH me

    but I don't like it when they laugh AT me.
    khadij khadij 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 2

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