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    Don't think of yourself

    as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    Looking at my profile you'd be forgiven

    for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger. I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 23 Responses Apr 4

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    breahna breahna 13-15, F Jul 20

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    a stoner's house is on fire.

    he calls the fire department and they ask how do they get there. the stoner says "duh the big red truck"
    jjsantos4330 jjsantos4330 13-15, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    part I,,,,,,,,, put your wife in a room

    and lock it,,, put your dog in another room and lock it,,,, open both room after 3 hours, and see who is happy to see you,,, and who will bite you:)) haha. people are advised not to try this at home,,, these stunts are performed by professionals,,, who are now divorced and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 10

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30

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    Guy comes home from work

    and go upstairs to his bedroom, sees his wife sleeping with the window wide open, he knows that window is never open. He goes over and looks out the window and sees a guy walking in the alley, he freaks out and goes over and picks up this huge dresser and throws it out the...
    tony70 tony70 41-45, M 7 Responses Jul 14

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    So I'm catholic and and one Sunday my priest

    ask me to run a AA/NA meeting downstairs in the church, I agree just for a couple of them. So this is back about Easter time and I'm asking all these drug and alcohol people if they know about Easter. The first guy stood up was a drinker, he said that's when the family comes...
    tony70 tony70 41-45, M a week ago

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    JessM50 JessM50 18-21, F 4 Responses May 17

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    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 14 Responses Apr 1

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    My family's like a brownie,

    It has to many nuts in it
    saraluvdom saraluvdom 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    NjJ7 NjJ7 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 15

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    Do you know why a previous relationship is

    called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXPIRED. Kidding :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    I'm the class clown, the jokester,

    the trickster.... I know what it's like ta feel down, so I like to cheer ppl up, instead of bring em down
    psychoval psychoval 36-40 1 Response Jul 12

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    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear.!!!!! ^_^
    Guanabana Guanabana 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 12, 2014

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    Yesterday I was talking to a buddy of mine

    and he was going on about how his mother-in-law is a complete angel. I said to him: "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 23

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    That's the only gift I have.

    They say that those who make others laugh are the most sad ones from inside. I guess that's me.
    PG90 PG90 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 16

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    My to do list: 1) go to pet shop 2) buy bird

    seed 3) ask the bloke in the shop how long it takes to grow bird 4) observe their expression
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses May 12

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    I do make people laugh

    but when my mood is not right i'm so vulnerable ..i just want to entertain everybody & make this world a better place ..
    Eshan29 Eshan29 22-25 2 Responses Jul 18

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    It's how I make the world a better place.

    I know that sounds very self-centered, but hear me out. My life doesn't bring much joy to people. I'm really good at hurting anyone who comes in contact with me, and I can't seem to control it. That's why I "taught" myself how to be funny. I absolutely love the sound of people...
    ladhes ladhes 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 17

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little

    fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. (3:43 am....I can't sleep...This is killing me!) ************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs For...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 10 Responses Apr 14

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    because when I am able to make other people

    feel better about themselves then it makes me feel like I`m actually making a difference to their life :)
    Soul95 Soul95 18-21, M Jul 18

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    I love making people laugh

    and forget about their sadness ... this is happiness when u make someone happy
    amrhany amrhany 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    My grandpa got a new hearing aid.

    ... I asked him "what kind is it?" He said "ten thirty"
    2Charlie3 2Charlie3 22-25, M 8 Responses May 27

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    I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger

    and hand him a briefcase and whisper: " You know what to do," and walk away.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 30

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    I love to laugh, and I often capture the humor

    in all kinds of scenarios. I love stupid comedies, etc. Laughter is the best medicine and is definitely good for the soul.
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?

    " Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6

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    Sometimes life seems like a dream to me.

    Especially when I look down and realize that I forgot to put my pants on.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?

    " Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    A child asked his father,

    "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new

    password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    im feeling sad today

    and i dont know why :(
    fuggi fuggi 18-21, F 20 Responses Jul 16

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    Starting my medic shift

    so heres a clinical joke ( its a bit **** ) A pirate goes to the clinic worried that the moles on his back may be cancer. " its ok" says the Dr " there benign" "Count em again Dr" says the pirate " i reckon there be 10 at least !
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses May 12

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    Boy: Our principal is

    so stupid. Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. *Walks away*
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    Laughing so hard, no noise come out,

    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 29

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    it's what i do. Even the driest people is just

    so easy to make laugh. I always got a joke up my sleeve. Ridiculous, strange, weird, or upright stupid.
    tickleking33 tickleking33 18-21, M Jul 16

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    My bff is also blasphemous!

    One time I invited him to our prayer meeting. During the bible study, he was fascinated as he fingered through the pages of my bible. Suddenly, something fell out. It was an old leaf that had been pressed between the pages. "What have you got there?" I asked nonchalantly. He...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 15

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    I can't take this LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

    anymore. FRIDGE, you're coming to my room.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 6 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new

    password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6

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    Northern california had

    so many great smoke parties that oregon got high and made stupid laws.
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    This is so funny and cute

    that had to share it with you. Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 11 Responses Feb 19

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    When the Whippoorwill,

    Whippoors with the wind. The wind can Whippoor back, Oh nice and Chubby Baby!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 23

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    I DON'T OWN THIS ONE BUT I WANT TO SHARE IT

    WITH YOU: Don't Lie To Your Mother John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Jan 5

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    English Vs Inglish.

    Can any one say the difference between 'Complete'and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' However,in a...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 14 Responses May 23

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