and lock it,,, put your dog in another room and lock it,,,,
open both room after 3 hours, and see who is happy to see you,,, and who will bite you:)) haha.
people are advised not to try this at home,,, these stunts are performed by professionals,,, who are now divorced and...
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like YOU,
belong to the zoo.
But don't be afraid,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
I'm only joking.
I'm just bored,
I just wanted to
Say HELLO to YOU! :D
So enjoy this poem,
That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger.
I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...
that had to share it with you.
Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
He looked a bit frightened and shy. He approached and seated himself next to the table.
"What's your problem?"......He bent forward, looked straight into my eyes with that impish expression.
"Do you have a problem?".......He wiggled his butt.
"Are you okay?".........He shifted...
He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
and my eight year old little Newfie neice Siabhon answered. I said where is your mom and Siabhon replied "Mom went shopping." I then said well where is your dad, Siabhon replied"He's down stairs drinking beer with Big Red." I said to Siabhon is Big Red cute and she said "yes...
Don't Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
(3:43 am....I can't sleep...This is killing me!)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Had scrambled eggs
"How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The...
He called me up to go get him.
"Where are you at?", I asked.
"Johannesburg Street.", he answered in a garbled sound.
"Spell it!", I shouted.
A long pause...And I heard footsteps running...I became alarmed! "Hello!!!..Hello!!!"
Finally he answered, panting, "Okay, I'm now on...