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I Like Making People Laugh

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    I love to make ppl laugh

    even if it means making myself look stupid lol
    paulsmith345 paulsmith345 16-17, M 4 Responses Jun 27

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    Picture perfect and just in time

    for shark week too! SHOO-WEE girl what a schnoz!!! Lmao.....
    PassionSeeker38 PassionSeeker38 36-40, M 3 days ago

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    Laughing so hard, no noise come out,

    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 29

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    I can't take this LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

    anymore. FRIDGE, you're coming to my room.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 6 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?

    " Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me?

    Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me? I don't think so! Not right now! You're gettin' your wishes, so SIT DOWN!
    RebelCobra RebelCobra 18-21, M 6 Responses Jan 30

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    Q: Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion

    dollars for Instagram? A: They could've downloaded it for free!
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    part I,,,,,,,,, put your wife in a room

    and lock it,,, put your dog in another room and lock it,,,, open both room after 3 hours, and see who is happy to see you,,, and who will bite you:)) haha. people are advised not to try this at home,,, these stunts are performed by professionals,,, who are now divorced and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 10

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    The teacher asked Jimmy,

    "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 13 hrs ago

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    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 1

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?

    " Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 18 hrs ago

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    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger

    and hand him a briefcase and whisper: " You know what to do," and walk away.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 30

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    DavidMcKinney DavidMcKinney 13-15, M 7 Responses Jun 25

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    Do you know why a previous relationship is

    called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXPIRED. Kidding :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new

    password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 18 hrs ago

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    I try to make people happy,

    even when I'm feeling really down. I want to see a smile on their face so I know that even though I'm having a rough day, they're not. :)
    xXhaileyXx xXhaileyXx 13-15, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?

    " Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    English Vs Inglish.

    Can any one say the difference between 'Complete'and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' However,in a...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 14 Responses May 23

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30

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    I asked my sister, "Are there any sharks in the

    Dead Sea?" That is when stupid hit me.
    chickenlover999 chickenlover999 26-30, M 4 Responses Jun 27

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    hunie1684 hunie1684 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 21

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    Looking at my profile you'd be forgiven

    for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger. I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 26 Responses Apr 4

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    My to do list: 1) go to pet shop 2) buy bird

    seed 3) ask the bloke in the shop how long it takes to grow bird 4) observe their expression
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses May 12

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    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear.!!!!! ^_^
    Guanabana Guanabana 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 12, 2014

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    This is so funny and cute

    that had to share it with you. Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 11 Responses Feb 19

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    There he was, standing by the door.

    He looked a bit frightened and shy. He approached and seated himself next to the table. "What's your problem?"......He bent forward, looked straight into my eyes with that impish expression. "Do you have a problem?".......He wiggled his butt. "Are you okay?".........He shifted...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    It's like my favorite thing in the world

    and I'm really good at it
    dtrain34 dtrain34 16-17, M Jun 27

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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 12 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    My grandpa got a new hearing aid.

    ... I asked him "what kind is it?" He said "ten thirty"
    2Charlie3 2Charlie3 22-25, M 8 Responses May 27

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    Found this on Google: I'm gonna order a pizza

    5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive i'll say,"I order this da** pizza a year ago!" LOL AGAIN HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 10 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    True story!!! I called to talk to my sister Barb

    and my eight year old little Newfie neice Siabhon answered. I said where is your mom and Siabhon replied "Mom went shopping." I then said well where is your dad, Siabhon replied"He's down stairs drinking beer with Big Red." I said to Siabhon is Big Red cute and she said "yes...
    Sherry68 Sherry68 46-50, F 4 days ago

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    my friends asked me if i wanted to smoke with

    them and i said " **** no, i meed my lungs" they never asked me to smoke with them again, the moral of the story is, eat your vegetables:)
    blackbeauty221 blackbeauty221 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 27

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    My friend thinks he is smart.

    He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    I DON'T OWN THIS ONE BUT I WANT TO SHARE IT

    WITH YOU: Don't Lie To Your Mother John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Jan 5

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    I'm a really funny person

    so I've heard I like making people laugh because I like swing people happy and smiling
    Vswagger Vswagger 13-15, M 2 Responses Jun 19

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    Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her

    last Christmas and it's still printing.
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 13 hrs ago

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    Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little

    fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. (3:43 am....I can't sleep...This is killing me!) ************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs For...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 10 Responses Apr 14

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    Person: You're the only laughing at your joke.

    Me: If I don't think I'm hilarious, how do I expect anyone else to think so?
    jellolia jellolia 16-17, F 3 Responses Jun 22

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    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 14 Responses Jan 29

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    In the mood to laugh

    for no reason 😂
    nunezquinnad nunezquinnad 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    A child asked his father,

    "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The...
    britishandcute britishandcute 13-15, F 13 hrs ago

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    some people move really fast

    but i like to take my time, certain things require dedication and this new thing seems like it could work out, wanna give it a try?
    blackbeauty221 blackbeauty221 22-25, F 4 Responses Jun 26

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    My bff had engine trouble last Friday night.

    He called me up to go get him. "Where are you at?", I asked. "Johannesburg Street.", he answered in a garbled sound. "Spell it!", I shouted. A long pause...And I heard footsteps running...I became alarmed! "Hello!!!..Hello!!!" Finally he answered, panting, "Okay, I'm now on...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 10 Responses Jun 25

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    JessM50 JessM50 18-21, F