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    anyone else like to turn the produce sprayers

    around and watch as people get sprayed?
    netherlandjk netherlandjk 26-30, M 23 hrs ago

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    I DON'T OWN THIS ONE BUT I WANT TO SHARE IT

    WITH YOU: Don't Lie To Your Mother John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Jan 5

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    Gordon Ramsey Joke!! Gordon Ramsey: There is

    so much oil on this plate, the US want to invade it. HUhhh
    Guanabana Guanabana 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    does anyone else have the problem of never

    being able to find something decent to watch on netflix?! I spend about an hour trying to find a film and then end up not watching anything...
    westiegirl8998 westiegirl8998 22-25, F 25 Responses a week ago

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    3 Things I've learned in school: 1.

    Texting without looking. 2.Sleeping without getting caught. 3.Teamwork on tests.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Never get jealous when you see your ex with

    someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunates.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    Normal friend: oh, you are

    so pretty! Best friend: Shrek called, he wants his face back.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    my friend thinks he so smart.

    he said onions are the only food that makes you cry, so i threw a coconut at his face :D (p.s. i didn't really :))
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    10 Facts about you 1.

    You are reading this right now. 2.You are realizing this is a stupid fact. 4.You didn't noticed I skipped three. 5.You are checking now. 6.You are smiling. 7.You are still reading this even though it is stupid. 9.You didn't realize I skipped eight. 10.You are checking...
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 19 Responses 2 days ago

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    You know, someone actually complimented me on

    my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, saying 'Parking Fine'
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Found this on Google: I'm gonna order a pizza

    5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive i'll say,"I order this da** pizza a year ago!" LOL AGAIN HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 10 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Don't think of yourself

    as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    CHICKEN BOY?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE,

    YOU LIMP NOODLE! YOU MISSED! HOW COULD YOU MISS HE WAS THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU DANG IT! *...BOOM!*
    RebelCobra RebelCobra 18-21, M 19 hrs ago

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    My teacher pointed at me with his ruler

    and said: "At the end of this ruler there's an idiot!" I got detention for asking which end.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm going to stand outside.

    . If anyone asks, tell them i'm outstanding.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 6 Responses Oct 15, 2014

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    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    You love flowers, but you cut them.

    You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so I'm scared!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 12 Responses 2 days ago

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    who says nothing is impossible?

    !?! I've been doing it for years...
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    alejandragucci alejandragucci 18-21, F 11 Responses 4 days ago

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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 12 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    When asked how he would like to die,

    one man said: "I would like to die like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving."
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    I like to use big words

    because they make me sound more photosynthesis lmao
    Missyj3 Missyj3 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear.!!!!! ^_^
    Guanabana Guanabana 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 12, 2014

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    Laughing so hard, no noise come out,

    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 9 Responses 1 day ago

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    How to tell someone their breath stinks without

    hurting their feeling:"Well, I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Do you know why a previous relationship is

    called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXPIRED. Kidding :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger

    and hand him a briefcase and whisper: " You know what to do," and walk away.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    I love making people laugh.

    ..to see Someone not just giggle but really open up and chuckle from their tummy. I love it. I also love to laugh and am constantly doing so. laughing is good for the soul and can help keep you young at heart I believe.
    ToBeYours ToBeYours 26-30, F 11 Responses Oct 20, 2014

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me?

    Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me? I don't think so! Not right now! You're gettin' your wishes, so SIT DOWN!
    RebelCobra RebelCobra 18-21, M 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    If you think nobody cares

    if you are alive, try missing out some bills
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Boy: Our principal is

    so stupid. Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. *Walks away*
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I was once stuck in a huge line in the

    supermarket. There was a little girl who was crying, and her parents where just awful. At first, anyone could've thought she was just making a tantrum, but when you listened to the parents, LOUDLY SCREAMING THINGS at each other, you could tell it wasn't the poor girl's doing...
    chocolatecurlz chocolatecurlz 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 19, 2014

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    My best friend told me this joke:D I hate it

    when people come to my house and ask : "Hey, do you have a toliet?" And I was like, no, we just sh*t in the garden
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    -Why did the plant cell go to the dentist?

    To get a chloro-filling -What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium -Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO I'm such a nerd LOL XD
    Petepot Petepot 13-15, F 10 Responses 2 days ago

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    Waking up: Normal friend's house: Sit there

    and wait for them to wake up. Best friend's house: *smashes them with a pillow* WAKE UP!! I'M HUNGRY!!! Best friends are the best :D
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    P1: "I like Eminem" P2: "I like skittles

    better" P1: "No, the rapper you idiot.." P2: "You're the idiot, what's so good about a M&M wrapper..?"
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 9, 2014

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    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

    Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    That fail moment when you try to pull your

    blankets up, and punch yourself in the face
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleeping,

    Talking, Unlimited texting, Dreaming, Yawning.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    Or bring a smile in their faces,

    it brings a deep satisfaction.
    ExerydamnthingxD ExerydamnthingxD 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 22, 2014

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    I can't take this LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

    anymore. FRIDGE, you're coming to my room.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    we are best friends. Always remember that

    if you fall i will always help you up...AFTER I FINISHED LAUGHING
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Son: Dad, I'm hungry.

    Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad. Son: I'm serious! Dad: No, you are Hungry! Son: ...You are joking... Dad: No, I'm Dad :D
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 9 Responses 2 days ago

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    Me: "Hey i just met you-" Stranger: *Walks

    away* Me: "Now, you're just somebody that i used to know..."
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 4 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    I don't have an attitude problem,

    you got a problem with my attitude and that's your problem.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago