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    Found this on Google: I'm gonna order a pizza

    5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive i'll say,"I order this da** pizza a year ago!" LOL AGAIN HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 10 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M Jan 5

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    Ok so...why isn't poker played in the jungle?

    ! Because there be too many cheetahhsss!!! You get it?! Cheetahs like cheaters...yep •_• that's my sense of humor...I have more jokes, just got em lined up!
    Kbrabbit Kbrabbit 16-17, F 21 Responses Aug 26, 2015

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    Looking at my profile you'd be forgiven

    for thinking that I'm the loudest, most attention seeking hyena laughing imbecile at parties. To be honest I'm the one washing up or under the table licking the trifle bowl out with my finger. I really don't wish to be the centre of attention I just have a desperate need to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 23 Responses Apr 4, 2015

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    Last word. Promise. I find it ironic

    that the colors red, white, blue stand for freedom until they're flashing behind you.
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Whoever said good things come in small packages

    hasn't seen my new widescreen tv.
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2015

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    I posted a picture of Camilla Luddington on my

    Instagram and a little kid thought it was me so he slid into my DMs tryna hit on me... I'm a dude... I'm gonna die with this lie his 2016 gonna be over right when it started
    PorQueDidPoorKayAkaDKDecay PorQueDidPoorKayAkaDKDecay 13-15, M Jan 1

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    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?

    " Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6, 2015

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    Boy: Our principal is

    so stupid. Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. *Walks away*
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    it make me feel good

    when others are seen smiling
    Compoundgold Compoundgold 13-15, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand

    Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing 
through newsgroups just like you are now and came across an article similar to this that 
said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial...
    Wtfwhyiseverythingtaken Wtfwhyiseverythingtaken 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    Driving slow and safe is ok,

    but 25 miles under the speed limit? I'm gonna change the sound of my horn to gun shots, that'll fix em.
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    there's something about putting a smile on

    people's faces that makes me so happy. it's how I remember my best friends and my family, laughing and smiling and not a care in the world. I am most definitely homesick now 😔
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 6

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    What Concert Costs 45 Cents?

    50 Cent Featuring Nickelback. Haha anyone? No ? Just me ?
    JamesKM JamesKM 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2015

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    Don't think of yourself

    as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    Making someone laugh is the best medicine in

    the world. I will do so by jokes, funny movements and different voices. Sarcasm is one of the best things about me. I love to talk with quick witted individuals who aren't afraid to be themselves.
    Spazzyfox Spazzyfox 51-55, F 6 Responses Jan 27

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    Tonight I had to undergo a

    rather awkward and uncomfortable medical testing procedure. The woman who was performing the test, reluctantly asked me to put my feet in the stirrups and scoot my bottom to the end of the table. She apologized profusely, saying she knew that this was not pleasant. I laughed...
    badassgirrrrrl badassgirrrrrl 41-45, F 13 Responses Nov 10, 2015

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    I think laughter is attractive,

    because people are their true selves when happy...
    PrometheusArcanus PrometheusArcanus 31-35, M 6 Responses Jan 19

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    most of the time they laugh at me

    and my awkwardness but still it make me feel accepted
    alorain alorain 13-15, F Dec 30, 2015

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    A sandwich walks into a bar.

    The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
    Omarion21 Omarion21 16-17, M 2 Responses Dec 29, 2015

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new

    password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6, 2015

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    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    Did you hear about the two guys

    that stole a calendar? They each got six months. :P
    ProcrastiNATE1492 ProcrastiNATE1492 36-40, M 6 Responses Jan 21

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    I told the waiter, bring me a chicken.

    So he brought me a chicken. 'Just a minute,' I said, 'It's only got one leg. 'It's been in a fight.' I said, 'Well, bring me the winner.' Tommy Cooper..... the best
    Omarion21 Omarion21 16-17, M Jan 1

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    part I,,,,,,,,, put your wife in a room

    and lock it,,, put your dog in another room and lock it,,,, open both room after 3 hours, and see who is happy to see you,,, and who will bite you:)) haha. people are advised not to try this at home,,, these stunts are performed by professionals,,, who are now divorced and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 10, 2015

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    I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger

    and hand him a briefcase and whisper: " You know what to do," and walk away.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    MasterNilesh MasterNilesh 26-30, M 14 hrs ago

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    YoungDisobedientSlave YoungDisobedientSlave 13-15, F 6 Responses Nov 19, 2015

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    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 2

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    I DON'T OWN THIS ONE BUT I WANT TO SHARE IT

    WITH YOU: Don't Lie To Your Mother John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 5 Responses Jan 5, 2015

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    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 12 Responses Jan 29, 2015

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M 4 Responses Jan 5

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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    I'm the humorous one of my friends

    and also in my family. They always tell me going out would never be the same without me and I love that I can make them happy that way :)
    Danimp5 Danimp5 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    Que:- What is worse than a biscuit drowning in

    the tea ? . . . . Ans:- The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns too.
    MasterNilesh MasterNilesh 26-30, M 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    Facebook status of some guy: I love walking in

    the rain coz the rain hides my tears. me: *conclusion* he's one of those people who pee in the swimming pool. if you know what I mean?! XP
    slytheringuy slytheringuy 16-17, M 11 Responses Sep 3, 2015

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    Would you send your son to a school run by

    someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M 5 Responses Jan 4

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    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    A child asked his father,

    "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 6, 2015

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    Yoga: Sex addicted skinny granola crunchers

    who believe that if you can tie your body into a knot you will reach enlightenment through extended *******.
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76 36-40, M 3 Responses Jan 2

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    My to do list: 1) go to pet shop 2) buy bird

    seed 3) ask the bloke in the shop how long it takes to grow bird 4) observe their expression
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses May 12, 2015

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2015

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    This weekend I spent at a competition.

    Feels great entertaining everyone. Even though I feel like complete trash for under performing, to the extent of hating myself, I don't regret it. I enjoyed the laughs I provided, even if I had to fake being happy at times. My depression feels like it worsens over time.
    Condescendinitis Condescendinitis 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Quote of the day Laughing at your mistakes can

    lengthen your life , laughing at someone else's can shorten it .
    Omarion21 Omarion21 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 6

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