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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 12 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    For Mike was never alive earlier

    either :) Just saying
    rayoflight22 rayoflight22 31-35, F 7 Responses Mar 18

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. CAPT. JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion. We were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas to it. HIPPOCRATES...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    -Why did the plant cell go to the dentist?

    To get a chloro-filling -What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium -Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO I'm such a nerd LOL XD
    Petepot Petepot 13-15, F 10 Responses Jan 29

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    It's a rare occasion

    but I think it's quite nice to have someone laugh at your jokes, even if they're silly :)
    Niran1 Niran1 22-25, M 3 Responses Mar 10

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    P1: "I like Eminem" P2: "I like skittles

    better" P1: "No, the rapper you idiot.." P2: "You're the idiot, what's so good about a M&M wrapper..?"
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 9, 2014

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    I can't take this LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

    anymore. FRIDGE, you're coming to my room.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    Last Saturday night, we were waiting

    for the train; Subway sandwiches on hand... A stooped man carrying a heavy luggage caught my bff's attention. He was very wrinkled and missing some of his teeth. Very compassionate as he is, my bff approached the man. I knew he would give away his sandwich. "What's your secret...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 1 Response a week ago

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    alejandragucci alejandragucci 18-21, F 11 Responses Jan 26

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    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    rayoflight22 rayoflight22 31-35, F 10 Responses Mar 19

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30

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    I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger

    and hand him a briefcase and whisper: " You know what to do," and walk away.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 11 Responses Jan 30

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    "If and when I pray it is

    for patience. Because if God gives me strength I'm just going to punch them in the face."
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    10 Facts about you 1.

    You are reading this right now. 2.You are realizing this is a stupid fact. 4.You didn't noticed I skipped three. 5.You are checking now. 6.You are smiling. 7.You are still reading this even though it is stupid. 9.You didn't realize I skipped eight. 10.You are checking...
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 19 Responses Jan 29

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    I just checked on my son.

    This is the greeting on his answering machine. "Hi, this is C. If you are someone from the phone company, I've already sent the money. If it's you mom, please send money. If it's my financial institution, you don't lend me enough money. If you're a friend, you owe me money. If...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 12 Responses Mar 14

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    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 14 Responses Jan 29

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    I DON'T OWN THIS ONE BUT I WANT TO SHARE IT

    WITH YOU: Don't Lie To Your Mother John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Jan 5

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    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 5 Responses Mar 13

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    Found this on Google: I'm gonna order a pizza

    5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive i'll say,"I order this da** pizza a year ago!" LOL AGAIN HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 10 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Son: Dad, I'm hungry.

    Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad. Son: I'm serious! Dad: No, you are Hungry! Son: ...You are joking... Dad: No, I'm Dad :D
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 9 Responses Jan 29

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    Reading247 Reading247 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 10

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    What's the difference between a smart blonde

    and a ufo? There have been sightings of ufo's...
    gazzapocotron gazzapocotron 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 5

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    i think that pretty much covers it,

    somtimes i will even do something completely idiotic to make someone laugh . it makes me feel good /like............ i make a difference, like i matter
    thatgreyangel thatgreyangel 16-17, F Mar 17

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    My son is terrible! He knows I check on him

    every Sunday morning. He surprised me again with the greeting on his answering machine. "Welcome to C's hotline. If you are obsessive/compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Do you know why a previous relationship is

    called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXPIRED. Kidding :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    But only when i choose.

    When clumsy hurts me i hate laughs.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 14

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    C A S T R A T I O N I also checked on my bff.

    .. Bff (He's gay.): Hello...I went to the doctor already like you advised. Me: Good. What did he say? Bff: He asked if I am sure about it. I told him, "Yes, let's get over it." I'm scheduled for Tuesday morning. Me: (I became curious.) You mean, no vaccination given yet? There...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    What would be the caption

    for this Picture and why?
    WishToLiveInNeverland WishToLiveInNeverland 22-25, M Mar 22

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    Laughing so hard, no noise come out,

    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 29

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    one question, what in the **** is

    so amazing about 50 shades of grey, should I reed it to Find out or what!!!
    jodyjames2397 jodyjames2397 16-17, M a week ago

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    HallowSky270 HallowSky270 13-15, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Last month, when I visited my son,

    he was complaining of migraine headache. So I asked about this, this morning, when I checked on him. Me: Did you have your eye refraction for a new pair of eyeglasses? Him: Nope. (I thought he was busy; it's okay.) Me: What about the pain reliever I left with you? Do the pills...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Me: "Hey i just met you-" Stranger: *Walks

    away* Me: "Now, you're just somebody that i used to know..."
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 4 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Happy Friday the 13th!

    Seriously one of my favorite days! :)
    texasmamapreneur texasmamapreneur 22-25, F 5 Responses Mar 13

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    does anyone else have the problem of never

    being able to find something decent to watch on netflix?! I spend about an hour trying to find a film and then end up not watching anything...
    westiegirl8998 westiegirl8998 22-25, F 24 Responses Jan 24

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    rayoflight22 rayoflight22 31-35, F 9 Responses Mar 17

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    Gordon Ramsey Joke!! Gordon Ramsey: There is

    so much oil on this plate, the US want to invade it. HUhhh
    Guanabana Guanabana 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    Hey, hey ya you, I'm bored!

    *sighs dramaticlly* hi!
    teenwolf360 teenwolf360 13-15, F Mar 14

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    Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me?

    Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me? I don't think so! Not right now! You're gettin' your wishes, so SIT DOWN!
    RebelCobra RebelCobra 18-21, M 7 Responses Jan 30

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    This is so funny and cute

    that had to share it with you. Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 46-50, F 11 Responses Feb 19

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    I bipolar and when manic I'm the life of the

    life of the party. I've been told when manic I'm fine form.
    grgbyce978 grgbyce978 56-60, M 4 days ago

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    I have gotten on some call list

    for scam artists some how at one point I was getting 2 calls a day. this how one day went... 8:43am "Hello?" "Hi I am James from US Grants Department Id like to inform you you have been selected to receive a $9,000 grant that you never have to pay back." "Oh really how is that...
    Cargan2016 Cargan2016 31-35, M 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    Even if it takes to find your funny bone.

    It can be risky.. It I'll do it anyways.
    rosalindaa101 rosalindaa101 22-25, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear.!!!!! ^_^
    Guanabana Guanabana 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 12, 2014

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    LarsMartinJ LarsMartinJ 13-15, M Mar 19

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