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    sex, sex, sex, sex, sex!

    Now that I have your attention, I would like you to note that you just chuckled at this.
    Almostanonymous Almostanonymous 22-25, M Feb 4

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    Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me?

    Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me? I don't think so! Not right now! You're gettin' your wishes, so SIT DOWN!
    RebelCobra RebelCobra 18-21, M 7 Responses Jan 30

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    A neutron walks into a bar

    and inquires how much a drink costs. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."
    yusufmirza yusufmirza 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 7

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    Son: Dad, I'm hungry.

    Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad. Son: I'm serious! Dad: No, you are Hungry! Son: ...You are joking... Dad: No, I'm Dad :D
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 9 Responses Jan 29

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    SentimentalMood SentimentalMood 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 20

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new

    password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
    charmingcutie charmingcutie 18-21, M 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    does anyone else have the problem of never

    being able to find something decent to watch on netflix?! I spend about an hour trying to find a film and then end up not watching anything...
    westiegirl8998 westiegirl8998 22-25, F 24 Responses Jan 24

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    I DON'T OWN THIS ONE BUT I WANT TO SHARE IT

    WITH YOU: Don't Lie To Your Mother John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Jan 5

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    I'm going to stand outside.

    . If anyone asks, tell them i'm outstanding.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 6 Responses Oct 15, 2014

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    Spending Valentine's Day with your other single

    friends will no make you Forever Alone but, TOGETHER ALONE. :d :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F Feb 14

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    I have a friend who laughs alot,

    but by time I started to notice she is laughing because i did or said something funny. And god it does feel good making her laugh.
    denyR denyR 13-15, F Feb 10

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    I had to go out and get some groceries

    as soon as I opened the door the crazy cold wind hit me in the face. I thought "Great, could it get any worse?". Then it started raining.
    Modiwolfshit Modiwolfshit 41-45, M 2 Responses Feb 8

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    Laughing so hard, no noise come out,

    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 29

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    The teacher asked Jimmy,

    "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
    charmingcutie charmingcutie 18-21, M 10 hrs ago

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    Okay I have to tell you all a story,

    ..... All about how, my life got switched... Turned upside down so let's take a moment to and sit right there, as I tell you how I became the Prince of a town called_________
    usernameismynamelol usernameismynamelol 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 11

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    I can't take this LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

    anymore. FRIDGE, you're coming to my room.
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 7 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    Reaching the end of a job interview,

    the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well...
    yusufmirza yusufmirza 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 8

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    I had a test last monday

    and the weekend before the test, a group of guys from my class went to the beach. Long story short: the class have a group chat which the teacher himself create but "those guys" didn't know the teacher was in the group so they started sending pictures of themselves enjoying...
    OrangeCaramel OrangeCaramel 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 19

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    Dear READERS, Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong to the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. I'm only joking. I'm just bored, I just wanted to Say HELLO to YOU! :D So enjoy this poem, That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    Let's eat Grandpa! Let's eat,

    Grandpa! Correct punctuation can save lives!
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 30

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    Do you know why a previous relationship is

    called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXPIRED. Kidding :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 9 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    pizzababyxo pizzababyxo 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 21

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    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear.!!!!! ^_^
    Guanabana Guanabana 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 12, 2014

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    šŸŒ¹Valentine jokešŸŒ¹

    HUSBANDS FOR SALE! A store that sells husbands has just opened in Zimbabwe,where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 15

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    A friend set me up on a blind date.

    He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
    daraglanzer daraglanzer 36-40, F 12 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    Love to make a women laugh during love making .

    Just do or say something that just surprises her and makes her laugh If you cant laugh during love making then you are doing something wrong
    anyourviking anyourviking 51-55, M 2 Responses Feb 2

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    10 Facts about you 1.

    You are reading this right now. 2.You are realizing this is a stupid fact. 4.You didn't noticed I skipped three. 5.You are checking now. 6.You are smiling. 7.You are still reading this even though it is stupid. 9.You didn't realize I skipped eight. 10.You are checking...
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 19 Responses Jan 29

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    Don't know if this will work

    but if you go to YouTube search talking dogs and click on ultimate dog tease, it is hilarious! Hope everyone is well!
    randomname1961 randomname1961 51-55, F 1 day ago

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    It makes me feel good

    when i can make someone who's sad laugh so hard they cry.
    CityOfSouls CityOfSouls 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    This is so funny and cute

    that had to share it with you. Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 12 Responses Feb 19

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    I like making people laugh,

    although it's just a self defense mechanism so they can't see how messed up I'm on the inside. Is it only me?
    HTownlatin HTownlatin 36-40, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Maths questions are so stupid.

    They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 30

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    When someone says, "expect the unexpected.

    " Slap them and say: "You didn't expect that did you?"
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    Reading247 Reading247 18-21, F Feb 4

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    Me: "Hey i just met you-" Stranger: *Walks

    away* Me: "Now, you're just somebody that i used to know..."
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 4 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    this is basically me

    when I'm with my bestfriend. laughing at each other so hard. making each other laughs
    julietflaws julietflaws 18-21, F Feb 11

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    -Why did the plant cell go to the dentist?

    To get a chloro-filling -What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium -Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO I'm such a nerd LOL XD
    Petepot Petepot 13-15, F 11 Responses Jan 29

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    Posted a Valentine's Day tip video today!

    My friends told me I look like I'm on crack! XD what do you think? http://youtu.be/Q1T1OXeGUk8
    lostdream4 lostdream4 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    Found this on Google: I'm gonna order a pizza

    5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive i'll say,"I order this da** pizza a year ago!" LOL AGAIN HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :D :D
    secret7148 secret7148 16-17, F 10 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    A family went out to the Apple

    Store: Daughter: I got a new iPhone! Son: I got an iPad Mum: I got an iPod Dad: and iPaid
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 5

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    Attorney: can you describe the individual

    who attacked the victim? Witness: yes he was this high and had beard. Attorney: Was the attacker male or female? Witness: Guess...
    msi3792 msi3792 22-25, M Feb 11

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    Man: *screaming at the TV* DON'T DO IT!

    DON'T DO IT!!! Wife: Honey, what are you watching? Man: *sobbing* Our wedding. Wife: -_-
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 14 Responses Jan 29

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    Well this Super Bowl will decide my future.

    If I loose I have to go to my local Town center with my friends and ask two girls that we decide on for selfies. Doesn't seem that bad right? Well they gonna video record it too.
    YaboiSaunders YaboiSaunders 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 1

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    Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

    Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
    08RoseBlack 08RoseBlack 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 29

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    It's a thing I do. People frown a lot

    and it makes me think they're sad, so I try to make them laugh. It works.... Sometimes. Usually people just get quiet when I try to make them happy. They get distant. And then after awhile, they disappear... It's quite sad actually..
    Bakagamer98 Bakagamer98 16-17, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Stiften18 Stiften18 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 24

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