he was complaining of migraine headache. So I asked about this, this morning, when I checked on him.
Me: Did you have your eye refraction for a new pair of eyeglasses?
Him: Nope. (I thought he was busy; it's okay.)
Me: What about the pain reliever I left with you? Do the pills...
that had to share it with you.
Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come...
for the train; Subway sandwiches on hand...
A stooped man carrying a heavy luggage caught my bff's attention. He was very wrinkled and missing some of his teeth. Very compassionate as he is, my bff approached the man. I knew he would give away his sandwich.
"What's your secret...
Bff (He's gay.): Hello...I went to the doctor already like you advised.
Me: Good. What did he say?
Bff: He asked if I am sure about it. I told him, "Yes, let's get over it." I'm scheduled for Tuesday morning.
Me: (I became curious.) You mean, no vaccination given yet?
for a drive through some back roads. I would be the driver, him the navigator. As we passed one farm, he told me that farmers predict the weather by how the cows are positioned. Standing cows means good weather ahead, and cows lying down indicates rain. Then we came upon a group...
Don't Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious...
This is the greeting on his answering machine.
"Hi, this is C. If you are someone from the phone company, I've already sent the money. If it's you mom, please send money. If it's my financial institution, you don't lend me enough money. If you're a friend, you owe me money. If...
To get a chloro-filling
-What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
-Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?
I'm such a nerd LOL XD
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like YOU,
belong to the zoo.
But don't be afraid,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
I'm only joking.
I'm just bored,
I just wanted to
Say HELLO to YOU! :D
So enjoy this poem,
That i copy and kind of rewrite for you...
He told me that this was a good friend of his, he had a sense of humour, ... A good guy all around and I would enjoy myself. I wasn't very eager to go, at that point taking out the trash held more appeal. Mike, my friend, said he will bring his gf and we could all go out...
and it makes me think they're sad, so I try to make them laugh. It works.... Sometimes.
Usually people just get quiet when I try to make them happy. They get distant. And then after awhile, they disappear... It's quite sad actually..
..to see Someone not just giggle but really open up and chuckle from their tummy. I love it.
I also love to laugh and am constantly doing so. laughing is good for the soul and can help keep you young at heart I believe.
You are reading this right now.
2.You are realizing this is a stupid fact.
4.You didn't noticed I skipped three.
5.You are checking now.
6.You are smiling.
7.You are still reading this even though it is stupid.
9.You didn't realize I skipped eight.
10.You are checking...
My teachers at school even ask me "why do you laugh so much" I always say; "to take the pain away" but it's true. I can't sit for a long period of time and not laugh. That's no Bueno. I come from a laughable family😂. I surround myself with funny people. Gets me through the...
every Sunday morning. He surprised me again with the greeting on his answering machine.
"Welcome to C's hotline.
If you are obsessive/compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3...