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I Like My Ep Stalker

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    My "official" Stalker

    My circle kicks ***.  We stalk each other constantly...the evenings can be quite the busy time for us!!  LOL However...I do not have a personal stalker.  :(  I had one who promised to be :).  But he is busy stalking else where...  :(So for now...
    ChristineJones ChristineJones 31-35, F 8 Responses Jan 11, 2010

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    Haha!

    I thought I heard someone over there!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 26, 2011

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    Like My Stalker

    Have to admit I don't usually like being stalked at all. But this time it is different. I [somewhat] like my little stalker :p. He's like a super stalker actually, just now it took him a mere 19 seconds to check and report on my activity . I would be sad if he ever stopped...
    Mediocre Mediocre 22-25, F 7 Responses Apr 8, 2010

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    I Do...

    I have an EP stalker, who stalks all my stories when we are on skpye, and going through them all, and commenting on most of them. He offen accuses me of my fingers being on crack, because they don't stop moviing! I love my stalker! He makes life a lil more funnier sometimes...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 18, 2010

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    I Don't Have One

    Shrug ...  ^ - ^ What can I say? Except.............. To Whom It May Concern: Please put away that Ronald McDonald outfit,    Especially those polka-dotted tennis socks And fluffy pink rabbit slippers. To Whom It May Concern: Please apply this...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 20, 2010

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    I Don't Know That I Have One....

    But If I do start here!=====> 
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jan 11, 2010

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    I Regret

    i regret not to have one until now
    moreandless moreandless 56-60, M 5 Responses Jan 28, 2010

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    I Love My Ep Stalker

    So much that I will say it that I love Mediocre, I love htat she's my stalker and wouldn't know what to do without her
    IWishIUnderstood IWishIUnderstood 22-25, M 7 Responses Apr 8, 2010

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    Help! So this guy I like is calling me a stalker and now when I go to sit down he moves to another seat. I know he hates me. He picks on me a calls me a snaggletooth. When I got...
    shannonfle1 shannonfle1 22-25, F Feb 12

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    My stalker has contacted me yet again. Since i told him to stop contacting me he's contacted me 6 times. It doesn't seem much but he's like a dose of herpes that won't go away. I...
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    I have i think four stalkers on my hands who speak to me morning noon as well as night and sometimes threaten my well being of my children if i do not do as they direct me to. I...
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    I'm standing here, just in the shadows, watching you. It's funny. I never would have considered myself to be a stalker but there's just something about you that compels me to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 19

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    STALKER* I was rocking before I was walking, and mocking before I was talking, but not satisfied, my eyes open wide, I took up a lifetime of stalking. people said, "who is that...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Feb 17

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    I found myself walking past his house numerous times. I keep a schedule of when he's online. I take notes of what he likes. I know what class he has now. I sometimes follow him in...
    HeartGoesBlue HeartGoesBlue 16-17, F Feb 9

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    My chinchilla Pika stalks me when I sleep in the living room. His cage is across from the couch and there have been times that I would wake up in the middle of the night to him...
    KitsuneNinja KitsuneNinja 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    I'm a good listener and I find that I've developed a liking towards helping others get through stuff. I feel like it's fruitful on both ends. By others confiding in me, not only do...
    FreeWriter2307 FreeWriter2307 16-17, F 7 hrs ago

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    I feel dirty but I like reaaaally older woman like 65+
    pablolpz pablolpz 18-21, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    cheerfulpeasant cheerfulpeasant 22-25 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    feel like I'm the only person that listens to folk music . I'm into movies and videos and I feel like folk music is so good to listen to when trying to think of something creative...
    clover96 clover96 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    TRY TO SAY GOODBYE I didn't want to be so curt but you treated me like dirt, turned my head ten times around, tore my heart out, stomped it down. now you see me and you wanna...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 4 hrs ago

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    LOST IN THE WOODS if you keep reading, I think you'll find you're lost in the forest of a twisted mind. it's not clean-cut like your average park; the trees are gnarly, the...
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    i'm a lesbian that likes lesbians :). I don't like to get into "labels" and all that other stuff! I love vagina! haha ;-).
    EarthyLocks EarthyLocks 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    I really feel like getting drunk. Although I learned my lesson from getting drunk too much. But I really feel like getting drunk tonight. I just want to forget everything not for...
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 1 Response 54 mins ago

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    So I just realized that I like heavy metal and death metal but the thing is my mom is a strict catholic so it's kinda complicated because I don't know if she will think I'm satanic...
    thelastfallenangel thelastfallenangel 13-15, F 29 mins ago

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    if you wants to be my girlfriend comment and type ( i like you )
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    I'm a fifteen year old girl, I've experimented with guys and liked it, but I have never really kissed a girl. I want to so bad, I think girls are really attractive and I usually...
    jojoxo2007 jojoxo2007 16-17, F 7 hrs ago

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    "Spread love like a molotov spreads fire."
    cheerfulpeasant cheerfulpeasant 22-25 7 hrs ago

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    I like this cheesy song.  
    R0GUE R0GUE 70+ 6 hrs ago

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    Indeed I do like to drink alcohol, it's a wonderful component of what would otherwise be a boring beverage.
    myseedinu myseedinu 36-40, M 6 hrs ago

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    These two like to pretend they don't get along, but secretly they're best friends. :)
    DreamingOfWonderland DreamingOfWonderland 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I wonder what it would be like to be so big and powerful but to be able to gently hold someone dear to me in my giant arms.
    justaCRbot justaCRbot 18-21, M 5 hrs ago

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    LOVE BY THE NUMBERS "we called her One," her friends would say. "who is the other?" I asked her one day. "there is no other; there was Two. he left one day for Katmandu. you could...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    oh the film CONTRACTED that was so awesome!!!! it's also on Netflix, I recommend that to everyone, the only part is almost at the end when you're like "oh nasty!" but it cool.
    meebs9761 meebs9761 31-35, F 3 hrs ago

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    KENORA I met a cute babe from Kenora who told me her name was Eudora. I thought we'd have fun, but son of a gun, an evening with her was a snorra. another cute girl from Kenora...
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    I am a 20 year old male and have always been single and a virgin and have been rejected by every single female I have ever approached. I feel like there is no hope of me getting a...
    malik91694 malik91694 18-21, M Feb 6

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    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M 3 Responses Feb 6

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    I'm so sorry, but this is really long. I am currently in that stage where I have literally no idea what the hell is going on in my mind and heart. I'll try and make this pretty...
    themuffintitan themuffintitan 13-15, F Feb 6

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    Ok right, so you see them adverts where it's like a 3D map of skin and skull and airflow through the sinuses... N you think, 'ah, look at that, must be like having a cold' ok, let...
    gingerstone gingerstone 31-35, M Feb 8

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    "'Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in I wish that I could be like the cool kids Like the cool kids I wish that I could be like the cool kids 'Cause all the cool kids...
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 8

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    My best friend was talking to me last week and randomly says she doesnt like cuddling? This had nothing to do with our convo Before I elaborate more I'm a lesbian, she's straight...
    ceeee ceeee 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 9

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    In typical teenage girl fashion I have a massive crush on this guy. He's super tall, slim, big blue eyes, adorable ears (slightly big, but very cute), manly, and has an amazing...
    BNRdnq67 BNRdnq67 16-17, F Feb 10

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    Hi boys and girls and those who are neither. :) I've been reading through some of the posts on here, which I haven't done in awhile. I see so many of you pouring your hearts and...
    Jennifer337 Jennifer337 31-35, T Feb 11

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