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I Like My Ep Stalker

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    I Do...

    I have an EP stalker, who stalks all my stories when we are on skpye, and going through them all, and commenting on most of them. He offen accuses me of my fingers being on crack, because they don't stop moviing! I love my stalker! He makes life a lil more funnier sometimes...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 18, 2010

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    Dear Miss Stalker

    I recently learnt that I have myself a bonafide EP stalker. She's a very thorough person, surprisingly. She stalks my stories, stalk's my circle, she stalks my group's and she most definitely stalks me. When I say thorough, I mean she will go so far as to complain to me about my...
    Ebisur Ebisur 26-30, M 2 Responses Jan 12, 2013

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    I Regret

    i regret not to have one until now
    moreandless moreandless 56-60, M 5 Responses Jan 28, 2010

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    Like My Stalker

    Have to admit I don't usually like being stalked at all. But this time it is different. I [somewhat] like my little stalker :p. He's like a super stalker actually, just now it took him a mere 19 seconds to check and report on my activity . I would be sad if he ever stopped...
    Mediocre Mediocre 22-25, F 7 Responses Apr 8, 2010

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    Haha!

    I thought I heard someone over there!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 26, 2011

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    My "official" Stalker

    My circle kicks ***.  We stalk each other constantly...the evenings can be quite the busy time for us!!  LOL However...I do not have a personal stalker.  :(  I had one who promised to be :).  But he is busy stalking else where...  :(So for now...
    ChristineJones ChristineJones 31-35, F 8 Responses Jan 11, 2010

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    I Don't Have One

    Shrug ...  ^ - ^ What can I say? Except.............. To Whom It May Concern: Please put away that Ronald McDonald outfit,    Especially those polka-dotted tennis socks And fluffy pink rabbit slippers. To Whom It May Concern: Please apply this...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 20, 2010

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    I Don't Know That I Have One....

    But If I do start here!=====> 
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jan 11, 2010

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    I Love My Ep Stalker

    So much that I will say it that I love Mediocre, I love htat she's my stalker and wouldn't know what to do without her
    IWishIUnderstood IWishIUnderstood 22-25, M 7 Responses Apr 8, 2010

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    I put my profile as waves cause I don't want people to see my face and like do some weird stalker **** on my ***
    nicoleR98 nicoleR98 16-17, F Sep 4

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    ok like people! stop stalking me on here! you know who you are...and before some random chick gets mad I know it ain't like legit stalking.
    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx 18-21, F Sep 1

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    He likes me better because Im not a sh.t like you are.....
    LetsRock51 LetsRock51 46-50, F 10 hrs ago

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    I have no idea if this is the right group to post this. I get contacted by 16-17 yr old girls frequently on EP lately who always say the same thing, I'm starting to think it's the...
    Junkard Junkard 22-25, M 4 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Is looking like a fool worth a blow job? Guess who would know....hahahahahahahaha
    ThehacktoolEX ThehacktoolEX 46-50, F 4 hrs ago

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    Honestly, I don't know why I'm bringing this up; I don't have any meaningful sentiments behind this or think some crazy s*h*i*t like "we should give everyone a second chance...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Honestly, I don't know why I'm bringing this up; I don't have any meaningful sentiments behind this or think some crazy s*h*i*t like "we should give everyone a second chance...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Honestly, I don't know why I'm bringing this up; I don't have any meaningful sentiments behind this or think some crazy s*h*i*t like "we should give everyone a second chance...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Honestly, I don't know why I'm bringing this up; I don't have any meaningful sentiments behind this or think some crazy s*h*i*t like "we should give everyone a second chance...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    She heard all my conversation with any and everyone. She put a Conf as I spoke to my friend and told her I want to Volunteer her Ministry. My Electronic Stalker Wrote. Owner of USA...
    LIFECHECKUNDERTHEIRTHREAT LIFECHECKUNDERTHEIRTHREAT 46-50, M Sep 2

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    Boy do I have a stalker! The whole ******* world is my stalker!
    LilHitler LilHitler 70+, M Sep 3

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    File the fat Cow in Stupid lazy and a stalker Dumb btch
    cowardhack46 cowardhack46 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    This morning my mom wakes me up to get groceries from the car and I also go to get the mail. I see a big package with my name on it and bring it inside.. When I unbox it I see a...
    LilLexi16 LilLexi16 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 3

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    I have a stalker who just attacked me gave me a fractured eye socket :( They are looking for him so currently I am not in the state of where I live and this guy has even figured...
    Rena4 Rena4 31-35, F Sep 21

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    Kitty the food stalker lolol
    Chiscuit Chiscuit 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    They have caught my stalker :) I am officially going to head home Visiting friends is nice but being home will feel so much better plus I have a brand new alarm system so I get...
    Rena4 Rena4 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    I’ve always listened to people when they said that it’s okay to be different. That’s why I always kinda tried to embrace it. But no matter where I go, People always seem to...
    Tweeter97 Tweeter97 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 15

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    I enjoy the company of younger women, in fact any age, really, except ********* young. Women are infinitely more interesting than men; their conversations revolve around much more...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 1 Response Sep 10

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    She tried too make me look like the greedy btch.....We have evidence your the one Hungry for the buck s....hacking hoe
    cowardhack46 cowardhack46 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    About 3 years ago I met a beautiful asian lady. She and i went out on several occasions over a couple weeks. One romantic night we had sex in front of the fireplace. It was a...
    Sexypanty26 Sexypanty26 41-45, M Sep 2

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    I'm a 24yo female newlywed, happily married to DH. I also have (had) a 25yo male friend I've known for years. Let's call him Erik. I've known Erik longer than I've known DH...
    ohhwanderlust ohhwanderlust 22-25, F Sep 2

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    This is not a brag, it happened. How I dealt with a bully/stalker. He lives six houses away from my house. He knows who I am, I know him only by face. He knows I'm a widow, who...
    samemay54 samemay54 51-55, F 4 Responses Sep 6

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    Well since he has given me his entire name. I googled it. A lot came up. I just can't believe things he was telling me about him. He's an intelligent guy and likes a lot of kinky...
    Elleshore81 Elleshore81 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    I'm addicted to looking at my fwb ex girlfriends social media accounts. At first I would compare us and see what it was in her, that he liked so much. Then coincidently u found out...
    embellishedSadness embellishedSadness 26-30, F Sep 8

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    Chrissie crooked...why do dress like a pig.....and those giant eyeglasses are for specific medical records
    chrisandmargaret chrisandmargaret 46-50, F Sep 17

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    Why would a high class act like me give a piece of trash like you any direct information Your a friend zone. ..that's it
    heregiys51 heregiys51 46-50, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Bugging tracks are done... She's got a fking attitude like we're bugging her home
    lonelydesperados3 lonelydesperados3 46-50, F 18 hrs ago

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    She's got a fking nasty attitude like we're bugging her house...worthless trash...that's all we see Your filed in Sandrica
    lonelydesperados3 lonelydesperados3 46-50, F 18 hrs ago

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    Guys...if I do not reply to you, I'm not interested in chatting with you. If you keep hassling me, I will respond sharply. That's called standing up for myself, not called "being...
    curiousemily curiousemily 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    ~1,000 Responses~ *Revised* A never ending sea, of deja vu With 1,000 responses, to come back to A thousand responses, seems like a lot But I assure you friend, that it is not...
    WaterfallDrops WaterfallDrops 22-25, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Starting a new chapter in life can make your head spin I like this quote I feel like it reminds you to calm down:)
    Onecoolchick Onecoolchick 36-40, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Or at least I like Roger and his outfits that always seem so curiously fitting. And he is a naughty moose, which I like.
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 7 hrs ago

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    I always feel like I have to 'deal' with people. And when I'm alone, I don't have to worry about anyone around me, like if I'm going to offend someone by accident. And I never do...
    unicornbombz unicornbombz 16-17, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I am a weirdo and I don't care. I like to wear crops and expose my bellybutton.
    T3chmupp3t T3chmupp3t 18-21, M 19 mins ago

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    Don't ask me for naked pics .. I believe my body is a temple and I don't just show it to any bomb of the street. It's a temple and should be treated like one # come again
    kaikae kaikae 22-25, F 13 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I know that not everyone will like me, but that's ok. I am me, take me or leave me. It's entirely your choice.
    unluckE unluckE 31-35, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Because I just can't help it! I've eaten like such a cow today it's the most rewarding feeling! Watching my belly get bigger and bigger as my clothes get tighter and tighter is...
    ktchubbybelly ktchubbybelly 16-17, F 4 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Halloween, 2008 Actually it all started on halloween eve.... October 30 will forever be seared in my memory. It started as any other day had on the race track.... up early, feeding...
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F 12 hrs ago

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    I'm so glad my football team "c.palace", has started this season from where they left off from the last, maybe the likes of the bigger clubs will give us more respect, never...
    secretad secretad 51-55, M 11 hrs ago

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