I Like People Who Get My Sense Of Humor

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    The hatred you feel when you walk into class &

    someone is sitting in your unofficial assigned seat
    abigaailll abigaailll
    16-17, F
    2 Responses May 24, 2015

    My Three Sons Three sons left home,

    went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got...
    Thevy29 Thevy29
    31-35, M
    1 Response Feb 5, 2014

    Some things I find ULTRA MEGA hilarious are

    puking sounds, people getting hurt accidentally, italian accent imitations, jokes about mexicans or blacks (I'm Mexican) and yelling OW loudly in pain. All that is mega funny. That is the reason I love shows like Tom And Jerry and George Lopez.
    Alvathe35th Alvathe35th
    22-25, M
    Apr 28, 2014

    A mom has three kids: The first sibling walks up

    and asks, "Mom, why is my name rose?" The mom answers, "Because when you were little a rose landed on your head." The second siblings walks over and asks, "Mom, why is my name petal?" The mom answers, "Because when you were little a petal landed on your head." The third sibling...
    Thevy29 Thevy29
    31-35, M
    1 Response Sep 6, 2014

    I may have pissed my boss off

    but I made everyone else laugh. We were having a meeting earlier where my boss was talking about a contract that our company lost. He kept repeating "20 million dollars was left on the table". Of course I know what that means but I couldn't help it. I then asked, "Where is this...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 28, 2015
    mrweerd mrweerd
    26-30, M
    Mar 23, 2016

    My sense of humor is pretty dry

    and at times sarcastic and dirty. I think I'm funny but some people are to serious and can't take a joke or know when I'm joking. Having to tell people I'm just kidding kills my mood.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 22, 2016

    An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman,

    so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to...
    Thevy29 Thevy29
    31-35, M
    1 Response Feb 4, 2014

    3 drunk guys entered a taxi.

    The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew...
    Thevy29 Thevy29
    31-35, M
    1 Response Sep 6, 2014

    I have a sarcastic sense of humor.

    Most people don't "get it." So I'm not sure if that makes ME look stupid or THEM.lol There are very few people who totally understand my sense of humor. It's always nice to meet someone who does. Just wish it would happen more often.
    RubyLane RubyLane
    46-50, F
    Nov 23, 2015

    Sigh... My sense of humor stems from my

    nerdiness and love for random things. I also tend to make fun of myself a lot which is a habit I've had for quite some time. Usually the people who get my sense of humor will be my friend forever, and the people who don't get it probably won't like me at all.
    JadedUnicorn JadedUnicorn
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 23, 2015

    It says "My anaconda don't want none

    unless you got fish puns." If you're a nerd like me, you'll probably get it. :P
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed
    16-17
    1 Response Apr 5, 2015
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