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I Like People With a Sense of Humour

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    Dead Duck A woman brought a very limp duck

    into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Nov 3, 2014

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    Live It Up

    Yes there are time to be serious but why be serious all the time? Life is short, live it up, have some fun with it, you don't need to have to take everything so seriously. I love people that can make me laugh as well as laugh themselves at things. So just have some fun, loosen up...
    Kneth55 Kneth55 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 30, 2012

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    I Just Like It

    I LIKE PEOPLE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR. ONE OF THE GREATEST GIFTS THAT THE LORD HAS GIVEN US, IS THE ABILITY TO LAUGH. FOR LAUGHTER ALLOWS US TO CARRY ON IN THE FACES OF ADVERSITY. IF YOU CAN SEE THE HUMOR IN ALL THE SITUATIONS LIFE THROWS AT YOU, YOU WILL BE BETTER EQUIPPED TO...
    bunga87 bunga87 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 9, 2012

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    Interesting , I am going to heart the good

    comments and topics I come across here , to heart something is in reference to a like on FB , yahhhh , I am friking genius on day 3 on being here @ EP , I found something in common to what am accustom 2 , lmao
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M Aug 20, 2014

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    How To Shower Like A Man:

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt...
    traveller139 traveller139 22-25, M 12 Responses Jan 28, 2013

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    Dereklynn Dereklynn 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 4, 2014

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    My Funny But Disasterous Dating Experiences

    I always mess up on dates so now I really can't be arsed with it all. Nobody screws up more than me. Listen to thisMy problem was I listened to the "experts" 1) pay her complimentsI'm not really a shy person in fact its a job to shut me up so no awkard licences with ME. I met her...
    chattychap087 chattychap087 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 23, 2012

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    Anybody with a great sense of humor is wicked

    fun. Especially people who can see the humor in everyday situations. They are the best people to have around.
    TKD1 TKD1 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2014

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    You know. I couldn't care less

    if you are male,female,transgendered,gender positive,bi,poly,gay,straightCatholic,Protestant,Muslim,Taoist,Maoist,Sikh,Hindu,Buddhist,black,white,brown,yellow,ANYTHING YOU WANT! I'd STILL respect and admire you!! BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR......... Chances are we're...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 10

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    everyone needs a laugh now

    and then. some people take life too seriously
    LazyApe LazyApe 31-35, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    All On The Alter...the Minister At It Too...

    In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 3 Responses Jul 9, 2012

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    Partly, because people need a sense of humor to

    put up with me. Like the annoying smart alecky comments I make to the oh-so-serious EP statements.
    ronnkron ronnkron 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 11, 2014

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    My son, Samuel, works at the local Walgreens.

    He works the second shift and usually I wait for him to come home after work to share anything interesting or odd that might have happened at work to either of us. Today he told me this story. Sam was in charge of emptying the supply truck and placing things either on the...
    RobertCarlos RobertCarlos 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 8, 2014

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    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him

    if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation "'I now pronounce you man and wife'".
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Jan 7

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    While sports fishing off the Florida coast,

    a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "Ain't been any for years...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Aug 30, 2014

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    marmich marmich 31-35, F Jan 2

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    Love is like having a bluetooth connection .

    . if you are not paired successfully ... then search for new devices ....
    aessis aessis 22-25, F Nov 10, 2014

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    This Is As Straight As It Gets.....

    A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots?! What's wrong?" "I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man. The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender. "I...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 7 Responses Jul 9, 2012

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    Hahahahaha lets laugh first :) 😄😄 ok guys

    who got some reallt nice jokes and a good sense of humour pls do add me n text me back :))) thank you
    ronnyCool ronnyCool 18-21, M May 20, 2014

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    Seriously

    I like being around smart, witty people who have a sense of humor. Why worry about being so serious all the time? There's plenty of time for being serious when it's necessary. In the meantime, let's joke, have fun and laugh.
    pentupfreedom pentupfreedom 46-50, M 11 Responses Apr 20, 2012

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    People without a sense of humor are just not

    very pleasant to be around. I'm so glad that my girlfriend has a wonderful and quirky sense of humor and so does her family. Her dad and I like to make similar jokes.
    utahwriter utahwriter 36-40, M Jun 11, 2014

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    Women are like iPhones.

    You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves. #isthatso?
    sweetpetals sweetpetals 26-30, F 9 Responses Sep 7, 2014

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    Humor

    I was supposed to go out with this guy on Friday night. On Friday afternoon he called and said that he didn't think it was a good idea, because he just wanted to be friends. I hung up and called him back. He answered and said, "Hello" to which I replied, "Hey, friend, it's me...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    I Try Not to Take Myself Too Seriously

    I really do try not to take myself too seriously now concerning things I do for fun. I have spent much of my  life taking myself too seriously in too many other areas. I had too much responsibility for a child from an early age. Felt too much need to control everything in my...
    datura datura 56-60, F 52 Responses Mar 31, 2009

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    I want to meet people

    who can make me laugh, who can keep up a conversation and is able to take a joke We can be internet friends although this relationship would be completely meaningless but eh life is meaningless. (Yes I am a self proclaimed philosopher certified by my mother's daughter)
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 25, 2014

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    So...trolled the "I am a real werewolf" group,

    tried the "I believe in zombies" group but apparently no one's alive there....whats next? Suggestions?
    SoCalKat SoCalKat 26-30, M 4 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Eleni1179 Eleni1179 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 22, 2014

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    So today I went to the Doctor

    for a simple check-up only to end up getting a blood work done. After she was finished, I asked her, "is my blood good looking?" She replied: "Very, just like you!"
    lifetime201 lifetime201 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 20, 2014

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    Love it when you just 'click' with

    someone :) American men WANTED haha
    CowGirlx CowGirlx 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 10, 2014

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    Just A Big Goof

    I love interacting with people who have a sense of humor. I'm a gigantic, sarcastic goof ball and if you can't keep up with me and dish it back out........ well then just keep on movin'.
    girlfaith girlfaith 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 15, 2013

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    When a bachelor marries,

    his wife has three qualities-she is an economist in the kitchen,an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.After a few years,sure enough the three qualities remain,but not in the same order-she is an aristocrat in the kitchen,a devil in the living room and an economist...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 13 Responses 1 day ago

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    Heres the thing. Were i come from people just

    roast each other all the time in the cruelest ways possible and honestly it's hilariouse. No one cares, its all in good fun, no one takes it personally, its just awesome. It wasnt until i came here when i realised how whiney people are when you make fun of them! Come on people...
    rehn65 rehn65 16-17, M 3 Responses Dec 12, 2014

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    im all about a good sence of humor.

    even to a fualt. dont know when to quit.
    mcguiverman mcguiverman 51-55, M 1 day ago

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    I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's.

    Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!' ~Kevin Hart~
    elle2122 elle2122 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 28, 2014

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    I think people with a sense of humour are great.

    Life is already full of stress, sadness and real life, that it is nice when someone can make you smile. There's is something about the way it makes you feel to laugh and be a bit giddy when you hear a funny story or a hilarious joke. These are the people that I admire, like...
    Confucius125 Confucius125 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 9, 2014

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    What's the difference between Batman

    and a robber? Batman can go without Robin 😭😭😭😭 I make myself laugh that at time I just start questioning my mentality
    ILoveYourSmile ILoveYourSmile 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 10, 2014

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    Just keep swimming Mara,

    just keep *****ng swimming XD
    mstv1112 mstv1112 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 9, 2014

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    PixiePat PixiePat 36-40 2 Responses Oct 20, 2014

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    Pocket Taser Stun Gun...a Lovely Gift For The Wife...

    Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser...
    NotHisBabydoll NotHisBabydoll 41-45, F 9 Responses Apr 4, 2012

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    MiaStewarts MiaStewarts 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 10, 2014

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    I Need You Everyday

    I want but NEED humor.Friendly faces in a store are a blessing.A laugh or a funny comment brightens my day.I love to make people laugh and have been the funny girl all my life.It feels good.Like fresh air and a big chocolate treat..Feels fine and right ! Life should include that...
    wiseowl wiseowl 61-65, F 9 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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    A rabbi, a Unitarian Universalist minister,

    and a Wiccan priestess decided to go on a fishing trip together. They went down to their local lake, rented a boat, and went out on to the lake for a day of fishing. As the afternoon approached, the trio got hungry—and realized that they left their lunches on the shore of the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Oct 30, 2014

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    Some people can be so Funny.

    Just like "Mrs Brown"
    Thesoutherner Thesoutherner 66-70, M Sep 16, 2014

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    Mindy Kaling's Speech at the Harvard Law

    Graduation Ceremony - absolutely hilarious!!!! Graduates, parents, faculty, this is really such a remarkable day -- obviously for you, but also for me, because after spending a life obsessing over true crime, the impossible happened: I was asked to speak at the Harvard Law...
    BigAsset BigAsset 36-40, M 2 Responses Jun 4, 2014

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    Love people that are outgoing

    and funny. It's better than being insecure!
    Littlemonster77777 Littlemonster77777 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 29, 2014

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    Absolutely!!! A sense of humour is a vital piece of your defences in this life. Nurture it!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Jan 11

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    How needs money let's have a laugh play mates! Some folks have little humour but its their loss :-D
    EndlessRiver EndlessRiver 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    If you want me to like you be funny . Laughing and smiling is my number one favorite thing. I don't care if people say it will give me wrinkles, at least Ill be ugly having fun.(:
    Mandatorysuicide Mandatorysuicide 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 3