I Like Pirates Better Than Ninjas

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    PIRATES Rule!!!

    They have cuter outfits than ninjas
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    Dec 5, 2008

    Plundering My Way Through Sleep

    I have had this argument going on with my friend for what... a year now...? It first came up when we realized that we must be doing something weird in our sleep- she always woke up with random bruises; I always woke up with random scratches and cuts. So another one of those odd...
    realitychallenged realitychallenged
    16-17, F
    Mar 24, 2008

    Ohhh hell no. Ninjas are Better

    and cooler So yeah.... :P
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    4 Responses Jun 28, 2015

    No Contest

    Sure, a ninja could sneak up on you all stealth like. I'll even give it to them they've got hot bods, hot moves, and cool toys... But, really, the ability to hide is NOT the most useful skill if you actually want to win a fight. Pirates have cool things too... guns, swords...
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    4 Responses Oct 22, 2008

    Pirates Are Way Better

    Pirates are better than Ninjas because 1) Pirates have beer wenches.  Ever see a Ninja with a wench? 2) They get more booty (of all kinds)! 3) They have cooler swords & guns.  Ya, ninja have some cool toys, but I would just poke my eye out with one of those throw...
    CTSwampYankee CTSwampYankee
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Feb 17, 2009


    If all pirates are like CaptainMac then I most certainly love pirates more than I do Ninjas.  Given I have never met a ninja however and I don't think I want to but before I met CaptainMac I had never met a pirate either so I will have to reserve judgement on all ninjas...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    22 Responses May 16, 2008


    Yep... the age old debate, Pirates or Ninjas? I think Pirates are cooler! Hands down, in a fight, they would win against the ninjas. XD And Captain Jack Sparrow is my husband! =p
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    2 Responses Dec 6, 2008

    Aaaarg my maties, not

    even close.
    jameson939 jameson939
    56-60, M
    1 Response Jan 22

    Something For Cap'n Mac

    I found this poem in my many voyages and it made me think of our pirate friend. We's pirates in bikinis singing proper pirate songs, while wearing scary pirate hats and teeny-tiny thongs. We prance around the poop-deck in our bathing suits because we plunders much more...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Feb 17, 2009
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