I Like Ponderings

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    Popular Sayings, modified by the Internet -

    Home is where you hang your @ - The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. - You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. - Great groups from little icons grow. - Speak softly and carry a cellular phone...
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    1 Response Feb 28, 2015

    Ponderings Collection Why is it

    when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food? Why do they...
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 7, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Apr 22, 2015

    MORE FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE (OR SEVERE

    DISTORTIONS THEREOF)... Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A backward poet writes inverse. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding: A case of...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 20, 2015

    If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day,

    365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses May 15, 2014

    It is truly said that children brighten a home

    - they never turn the lights off.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 7, 2014

    If someone invented instant water,

    what would they mix it with? Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses May 1, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 29, 2015

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop? Day light...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 14, 2014

    The graduate with a science degree asks,

    "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 19, 2014

    Ponderings Why is the word abbreviation

    so long? How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? You know how most packages say "Open here".What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? Since...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Aug 21, 2014

    Ponderings Collection Why is there an expiry

    date on my sour cream container? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Why do we send cargo by ship, and shipments by car? Why call it a building if it's already been built? Why do kamikazee pilots wear helmets? How do you know when it's time to tune...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 4, 2014
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