I Like Pretty Green Yards

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    for the most part this is true. smile=happy....why wouldn't you want to spread joy/happiness? why wouldn't you want to know that you could make someone laugh when they're upset...
    kk1874 kk1874
    31-35, F
    Apr 21
    Well everyone, this is the last time I will be on EP it seems. I am so grateful I stumbled upon this place though. I've had the honor to talk to some pretty cool people out there...
    popeca3 popeca3
    18-21, F
    Apr 20
    Blame the owners. These dogs can be difficult, but chihuahuas seem to attract moron owners who don't know how to take care of a dog. Apparently cleaning up **** and **** constantly...
    Pomerania Pomerania
    26-30, M
    Apr 20
    This is a pretty silly experience, I suppose, but I seem to the the only person who would prefer the world to be in monochrome instead of in colour.
    TSAD TSAD
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    I was lying flat on my back. I had consciously decided that I was open to receiving any messages that were from a good source, like any angels or spirit guides. I had my arms to my...
    nowimthis nowimthis
    31-35, F
    Apr 19
    Am I ugly? Pretty? Average? Please let me know....thank...
    Kimberlybucklandz1093 Kimberlybucklandz1093
    13-15, F
    Apr 19
    *a pretty girl walks by* me, secretly thinking: PLEASE BE GAY! pretty much every day lmao but who am i kidding im too awkward in front of ppl let alone pretty girls lol fml
    possiblyali possiblyali
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Apr 19
    So this young lady at the local gas station has a pretty fantastic bum. I go in there a couple times a day just to catch a glimpse.
    doomsdaysmores doomsdaysmores
    31-35, M
    1 Response Apr 18
    "I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what it that is." Derek Zoolander/Ben Stiller/Zoolander
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Apr 15
    Pretty much The Fault in Our Stars, The Spectacular Now, 13 Going on 30, and dozens of other romance movies are what my expectations are. Yeah I'm ever finding love.
    nevergoingtousethis nevergoingtousethis
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    So I saw someone on vine trying to be slick taunting a girl with the whole girls don't fart myth the girl tells him she does and then he's like add me on snapchat send me proof it...
    riotcubone riotcubone
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 15
    I have worn pull-ups pretty much my whole life. My mother didn't start potty training me till I was 3. She had a really hard time training me as I seemingly had no interest in...
    MandiPee MandiPee
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 15
    Red Electric Serpent Hymn Let the sounds rumble Collectively unveiling dissonance within you Be here As every gasp of essential air roam your impaired organs The stream of...
    ChannelingTruth ChannelingTruth
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 14
    I'm a pretty tall woman, 5'11' and I love my heels!
    lauratdc lauratdc
    46-50, T
    1 Response Apr 13
    I feel like a robot. I do the same thing everyday. I wake, go to tech school and come home. Than on the weekends I work or food shopping. Life is so boring when you're trying to...
    YourSecretAdmire22 YourSecretAdmire22
    22-25, M
    Apr 11
    Right now I need some green tea.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 11
    Three years ago I wrote about my circle as if it were a neighborhood. I asked everyone to post something on their status and I’d take that status and build it into a story...
    WindSylph WindSylph
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Apr 10
    So my crush, (6 years older than me, and to make it easier to tell the story his name is Jack) was my soccer coach for like 5 and a half weeks, and I developed feelings for him...
    Heyoitsme Heyoitsme
    16-17, F
    Apr 10
    This has become something of an obsession of mine, sad to say; still no luck in my searches and I'm pretty sure I've tried everything short of a PI
    FluttershyLabeouf FluttershyLabeouf
    18-21, M
    Apr 10
    I love anything that shows my cute nippless and pretty pussyy
    Deadcatt Deadcatt
    26-30, F
    9 Responses Apr 9
    Just before the rains, the earth cracks, everything's dried up.. The heat.. Dryness and dead leaves.. Nature looks all shriveled and tired.. And then the rains.. Greenness...
    DropsOfRain DropsOfRain
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 9
    So my favorite way to eat them is.green onion,tomato and bacon bits with shredded cheese.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 9
    for example this is pretty dark
    lonelygurl99 lonelygurl99
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 8
    saw this gorgeous blond girl on the train yesterday. I was having such a good day before that too. she looked perfect, like every guy's dream. I wonder if she knew how lucky she...
    msingenuous msingenuous
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 8
    Recently I've gained 25 lbs. From 125 to about 150. It's made me feel so thick and sexy but tonight I wore a pair of jeans to go out to eat. They were so tight and digging into me...
    Atomicrainbow Atomicrainbow
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 7
    It is sad to see the Experience Project die. I came here in 2014, and at that point, I was about one year into a serious illness that destroyed - and continues to impair - a lot...
    pone22 pone22
    41-45, M
    6 Responses Apr 7
    Do you drive? Are you least confident in practicing the 3 manoeuvres? Reverse around corner, bay and park between 2 cars? There is literally only one solution. PRACTICE! Go for...
    Sazzio Sazzio
    26-30, M
    Apr 7
    Just got our results for exam number two if the semester. The guy, who came first last fortnight and had been pretty arrogant about it for the past two weeks, came third and he was...
    FatalOrca FatalOrca
    18-21, F
    Apr 7
    In My Ears And In My Eyes One Hundred Seven I felt almost - not quite - sorry for Mrs. Easterbrook. Her formerly brown-black hair now had wide swaths of salt-and-pepper gray...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine
    61-65, F
    Apr 5
    I may not necessarily agree with the group's title. I'm just adding groups to get up to the number I wanted to get up to (1,111) and so I'm choosing groups with pretty picture...
    ProfessorYaffle ProfessorYaffle
    41-45, F
    Apr 5
    I really like girls pjs. They are so pretty.
    Bobbie1952 Bobbie1952
    61-65, M
    Apr 4
    I love pretty white boys with long eyelashes and freckles <3
    DiamondAuthority DiamondAuthority
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 4
    Oh yes. I'm going to partake in an overplayed argument of beauty standards. But I promise I'll keep this short and sweet and to the point. I realize it's kind of a trend now to get...
    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 3
    "How can I be upset over something I never had" -Rachel Green, Friends (TV show)
    10786y 10786y
    22-25, F
    Apr 2
    Too Late For Love by Def Leppard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHA1Cv9XsBk Somewhere in the distance I hear the bells ring Darkness settles on the town as the children start...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 2
    Bringin' on The Heartache by Def Leppard https://youtu.be/TiR71VvCYks Gypsy, sittin' lookin' pretty The broken rose with laughin' eyes You're a mystery, always runnin' wild...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 1
    I really love the play on words in this song. Armageddon It by Def Leppard https://youtu.be/3imaNFRez9g You better come inside when you're ready to But no chance if ya don't...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 1
    As you may have read, EP will be closing down the site at the end of the month. I would like to invite everyone to a relatively new site that I like called omorashi.online. Go...
    ishatgoats ishatgoats
    36-40, M
    Apr 1
    As you may have read, EP will be closing down the site at the end of the month. I would like to invite everyone to a relatively new site that I like called omorashi.online. Go...
    ishatgoats ishatgoats
    36-40, M
    Apr 1
    Message me and tell me how much you like boys my age, tell me what you like about boys and turn me on while doing it
    SirPicsAlot SirPicsAlot
    18-21, M
    Mar 31
    They're the hottest guys. I'm not really attracted to black guys like. I just wish there was as much white guys that liked black girls as there is white girls that like black guys...
    cuteblackgirl12345 cuteblackgirl12345
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Mar 31
    It makes me sad that I have to say goodbye to EP for a while. Spending nearly 6 years on here has probably been the best thing for me. I practically grew up on here, starting at a...
    HopeInConstruction HopeInConstruction
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 31
    Sorry in advance if what i write is all over the place. I'm not that type of person who tells her friends and/or family how i feel because i wouldn't what them to worry about me. I...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 31
    I guess since I didn't have a choice in choosing my name at birth, I have no choice but to like it and I do. The only thing I did NOT like about it was how ignorant peers, growing...
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    10 Responses Mar 31
    With EP and the majority of people on here, you can't care if people like you or not. There's will ALWAYS be someone who will disagree with what you say. I'll tell you the truth...
    Hannah1100 Hannah1100
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Mar 31
    Sometimes, a few people are so, so genuine they make me cry. It's like finding the missing pieces of humanity in this unpredictable and challenging universe. I almost shocked a...
    SparkofDecency SparkofDecency
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 31
    I'm quite pleased with this little creation haha. Got bored at work so started typing. As I sat in my chair watching everyone dance across the dance floor in such wonder, I...
    wonderland63893 wonderland63893
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 31
    Everything is a blur. People say you use to like me, you deny. You must be embarrassed. I asked a while ago anyway. And then I text you on an app. You say you have three different...
    Kayla429 Kayla429
    13-15, F
    1 Response Mar 31
    Here is the only online place that I can talk to others (and see others' contributions) about short shorts online. Throughout the years I am here (you can find nothing from my...
    forevershorts forevershorts
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Mar 31
    So many things gone wrong in my life. I'm 27, single, unemployed, graduated with a degree in business, in debt, can't drive n literally feel like I will forever be nothing in life...
    AngelPeaceLove AngelPeaceLove
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Mar 30
    Grief When someone hurts you at your very core, someone you would have trusted with your life and they betray you there is grief. The last time I hurt this bad I was in high...
    Doomflower Doomflower
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 30
    I don't like sleeping alone. I enjoy having someone there to cuddle with and feel safe. I enjoy spooning, and cuddling.. in a relationship I don't really enjoy being alone in...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 30
    I'm having a break right now. I stopped in college for a while because I'm having self issues, financial, basically my problems got bigger for me. I'm hanging by a thread with my...
    wickedtrix wickedtrix
    18-21, F
    Mar 30
    I like to wear my speedos with holes in them like old blue jeans. I always take the front liner out of my suits when they are new and I swim a lot so the colour bleaches out with...
    Speedo28 Speedo28
    22-25, M
    Mar 30
    If this whole "deleting/freezing EP" thing is real and not an April Fool's prank by the EPAdmins, then I would love to say some things. And I do hope the people I'm about to...
    Pandainpinktutu Pandainpinktutu
    18-21, F
    10 Responses Mar 30
    Random rant: I'm not sure what ****** me off more. Some people are just so ungrateful sometimes and I hardly say that. But I had gotten into a fight the other day with one of my...
    whoshookya whoshookya
    31-35, F
    Mar 30
    I'm craving conversation and I'd like to get to know people as well as possibly flirt if things go correctly. I'm quite shy so I'd like to start by just talking. Who knows, we may...
    BeautifulEra BeautifulEra
    18-21, M
    Mar 30
    Pretty in pleats! Drive him wild with the pretty pleated micro skirt in this three-piece set!
    stacymolugo stacymolugo
    26-30, F
    Mar 30
    Once again, I suc-cummed to the drug of choice they keep enticing me with!!! Two new bras, and you get a new bag!!! Throw in a $10 off coupon... But it's so pretty!!! Me in a new...
    Nipper66 Nipper66
    46-50, F
    25 Responses Mar 30
    I haven't post in a while!!! A few years ago I used to write about the person who taught me how to love and who showed me a different perspective about love. It showed me the...
    Nijma08 Nijma08
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 30
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