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I Like Reading Sht My Dad Says

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support

    S.h.i.t. My Dad Says 2

    "Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the ****'s in someone else's pants." I found some **** in your room...No, I found actual ****. Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the ****?" "Don...
    LivingInMyDreams LivingInMyDreams
    26-30, F
    Dec 22, 2010

    S.h.i.t. My Dad Says.....

    This man is a trip! I enjoy reading his witty comments. You just have to laugh. "No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world ***** on everybody. Pretending it ain't **** makes you an idiot, not an optimist." "No. I want the salad...Live a little? I'm ordering lunch. I don't...
    LivingInMyDreams LivingInMyDreams
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Dec 1, 2010
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