I Like Riddles

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    Before Mt. Everest was discovered,

    what was the highest mountain in the world? Mt. Everest; it just wasn ‘t discovered yet.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 24, 2014

    I am the beginning of the end,

    and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround "every place." Can you tell me my name? The letter E.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 31, 2014

    Riddle me this: Why do people post experiences

    about struggles they are dealing with and yet won't do a d.amn thing to fix them? Go ahead, post tons of experiences, ask the world a million questions (or keep revamping the same question over and over again, as though we can't tell that you're just rewording it to make it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 13, 2015

    Men And Computers Q: Why are men like

    computers? A: As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer you couldn't have gotten a better model.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Dec 21, 2014

    Riddle: A smooth dance,

    a ball sport, a place to stay, an Asian country, and a girl's name. What's her name?
    vijay14 vijay14
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 6, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    9 Responses Jun 9, 2015

    A witch joke What do you call an old hag

    who lives by the sea? A sandwitch Why won't a witch wear a flat caps? Because there is no point in it! Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 9, 2014
    IndigopathicChild IndigopathicChild
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Mar 15, 2016

    If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field

    and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 7, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 11, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 14, 2015

    A man takes his son out fishing

    for the day and theres a huge car crash the father dies instantly and the son is rushed to hospital the doctor walks into the operating table takes one look and say i cant operate I'm to emotional thats my son how is this possible
    BrynDavid BrynDavid
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jul 16, 2015

    Q: Did you hear about the cross-eyed

    headmaster? A: He couldn't control his pupils.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 15, 2014

    Q: Why are astronauts successful people?

    A: Because they always go up in the world!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 4, 2014

    Did you hear the one about the crow

    and the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long distance caw.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 8, 2014

    Q: “What do you get

    when you cross a snake and a plane? A: A Boeing Constrictor.”
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 15, 2014

    Q: I’m tall when I’m young

    and I’m short when I’m old. What am I? A: A candle
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 20, 2014

    A "Wise King" devised a contest to see

    who would receive the Princess's hand in marriage. The Princess was put in a 50x50 foot carpeted room. Each of her four suitors were put in one corner of the room with a small box to stand on. The first one to touch the Princess hand would be the winner and become the new King...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 19, 2014

    I am a member of Mensa

    and love reading riddles and quiz's. I think the mind is never ending and its a clear cut "use it or loose it"...I also have an IQ of 149 :O)
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker
    31-35, M
    Nov 6, 2014

    Q. I usually wear a yellow coat.

    I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I? A. A pencil.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 14, 2014

    Q: What do you call two spiders

    who just got married? A: Newlywebs.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 5, 2014

    So Joe was once again caught lying to his

    teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had enough. “Come here Joe” he said. “Here is your punishment, I want you to make a statement, if it’s true you get detention, if it’s false you get suspended.” Q. What did the Joe say that caused him not to get punished at all...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 7, 2014

    Question: If Maryland bought a New Jersey,

    what would Delaware? Answer: Idaho, Alaska!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Mar 22, 2014

    If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field

    and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Jun 24, 2014

    Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?

    A: To get his teeth crowned!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 4, 2014

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    alextbdl alextbdl
    18-21, M
    Nov 30, 2015

    Q: What time is it when 20 dogs

    and one cat get together? A: 20 after one.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 2, 2014

    Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

    A: Don't look at me while I'm changing !
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 22, 2014

    Q: What is an archaeologist?

    A: Someone who's career is in ruins!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 4, 2014

    Here is one. Three mathematicians walk into a

    bar and the bartender asks them 'Do you all want a drink?'. They answer 1st: I don't know 2nd: I don't know 3rd: Yes What did the bartender do?
    hitgod hitgod
    22-25, M
    1 Response Sep 22, 2014

    Q: Where does a ship go

    when it's sick? A: To the dock.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 26, 2015

    Q: What's the difference between a cat

    and a comma? A: A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Dec 28, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 6, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 14, 2015
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 5, 2014

    They made it real They made it clear They made

    from fear They are not steer What is that?
    roseandpetal roseandpetal
    26-30, F
    Mar 16, 2015

    Q: In a one-story pink house,

    there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs? A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses May 20, 2014

    Question: An empty bus pulls up to a stop

    and 10 people get on. At the next stop 5 people get off and twice as many people get on as at the first stop. At the third stop 25 get off. How many people are on the bus at this point?
    Latinloverguy Latinloverguy
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Oct 8, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    5 Responses Aug 5, 2014

    Kangaroo + Leap Year = Q: What do you get

    when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar? A: A leap year!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 7, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 22, 2014

    A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a

    black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?
    IndigopathicChild IndigopathicChild
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 15, 2016

    Q: How many bricks does it take to complete a

    building made of brick? A: Only one, the last one.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 7, 2014

    Q: What does "Minimum" mean?

    A: A very small mother!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Jul 4, 2014

    I am pronounced as one letter,

    written with three. I come in blue, black, brown, or grey. Reverse me and I read the same either way. What am I? I am eye.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 31, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 30, 2014

    He lifts and slices with just one arm.

    Sharply cuts though does no man harm. Keeps his head down as he works all day. No potter he, but oft works with clay. Step up and on then you both sink down. Might help when pirate's treasure's found. His once bright face, coated with soil, Turns reddish brown from all his toil...
    ZigNamaste ZigNamaste
    46-50, M
    Nov 25, 2014

    In the small town of Cloverdale,

    there lived a man, Kent, his wife, Katie, and Twins Janie and Tammy. There was no easy way to tell them apart, other than a birthmark on the very middle of Tammy's neck. One day, one of the twins, Tammy, was murdered, in cold blood. Only the local detective knew where the...
    IndigopathicChild IndigopathicChild
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Mar 11, 2016

    ~Riddle me this?~ I am the first in earth,

    The second in heaven, I appear two times in a week You can only see me once in a year, Although I am the middle of the sea. Who am I?
    GavinP GavinP
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Jul 9, 2015

    Riddle: Flora killed several thousands of

    people without mercy. Afterwords, Flora disappeared and was never seen again. Yet the police never pursued her. Why?
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Aug 5, 2014
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