I Like Rodney Dangerfield

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    Weasels

    Weasels are the Rodney Dangerfield of the animal kingdom --- we get no respect!
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    26-30
    1 Response Mar 28, 2011

    TwinsWhen I was born,

    the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look ... twins!"--- Rodney Dangerfield
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Dec 29, 2013

    Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield

    Because he said ... My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Oct 20, 2013
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