What's everyone's favorite brand? A little convenience store near me has started carring mico-rootbeers. My favorite so far has to be Hank's Rootbeer - they are based out of Philly...
Us minions don't speak gibberish like some people think. The banana language is a real language. Some words come from various languages spoken around the world and some are...
I recently took 2 bananas and peeled them and put them up my butt whole. It didn't hurt actually :)
just cause banana can have energy super powers
and you could teach Diet, Chemistry, Biology all in one rediculously trippy cartoon.
What's the difference between a helicopter and a banana?? Neither of them are police officers.
I'm a good listener and I find that I've developed a liking towards helping others get through stuff. I feel like it's fruitful on both ends. By others confiding in me, not only do...
I feel dirty but I like reaaaally older woman like 65+
"Many people who call themselves vegans and animal rights activists, in my experience, have little or no knowledge of social science; and, often, what they do “know” about the...
feel like I'm the only person that listens to folk music . I'm into movies and videos and I feel like folk music is so good to listen to when trying to think of something creative...
TRY TO SAY GOODBYE
I didn't want to be so curt
but you treated me like dirt,
turned my head ten times around,
tore my heart out, stomped it down.
now you see me and you wanna...
LOST IN THE WOODS
if you keep reading, I think you'll find
you're lost in the forest of a twisted mind.
it's not clean-cut like your average park;
the trees are gnarly, the...
if you wants to be my girlfriend
comment and type ( i like you )
I'm a fifteen year old girl, I've experimented with guys and liked it, but I have never really kissed a girl. I want to so bad, I think girls are really attractive and I usually...
"Spread love like a molotov spreads fire."
Indeed I do like to drink alcohol, it's a wonderful component of what would otherwise be a boring beverage.
These two like to pretend they don't get along, but secretly they're best friends. :)
I wonder what it would be like to be so big and powerful but to be able to gently hold someone dear to me in my giant arms.
LOVE BY THE NUMBERS
"we called her One," her friends would say.
"who is the other?" I asked her one day.
"there is no other; there was Two.
he left one day for Katmandu.
oh the film CONTRACTED that was so awesome!!!! it's also on Netflix, I recommend that to everyone, the only part is almost at the end when you're like "oh nasty!" but it cool.
I met a cute babe from Kenora
who told me her name was Eudora.
I thought we'd have fun,
but son of a gun,
an evening with her was a snorra.
another cute girl from Kenora...
I'd like to traverse the entire world, kind of like backpacking around but surviving off the land as I go. If only I could be immortal and nomadic..
i love him!!!sooooo much!
some people say Eww,he is GROSS
i am like wtf!?
he is comedian.
he doesn't have to be very good looking like decaplio lolol
i actually never thought...
Why do so many girls look like the girl that broke my heart? I moved on, but I don't like being reminded of hurtful memories. Or is it all in my head?
I am a 20 year old male and have always been single and a virgin and have been rejected by every single female I have ever approached. I feel like there is no hope of me getting a...
My mentor gives me a ride to work and bears with my playful side. I always try to make her laugh. Sometimes my mentor playfully hits me and that's where I take the opportunity to...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three...
So I heard this song again, after more than a decade, and I translated it, and adapted it a bit. Nice music from the past.
Looking into your eyes, I would swear,
that you have...
It's all good. Hey you either like me or you don't? No big deal.I'm going to express myself as I care too in an intelligent good manner.I'm not here to bash or judge anyone or...
why do people act like its so weird? I don't like getting older plus I don't drink anyway so who cares?
When Tomorrow Comes
Part Seven - Chapter Two
The cooking scents got stronger as we reached the edge of the MacDonald property. I had a sudden, uncharacteristic (for me, anyway...
I just love dressing up like a 6 year old school girl and being double teamed
Just warning, this might get slightly long.
So, I am a 13 year old girl. (Please don't judge me by my age). I have always been kind of "boyish" or however you want to call it.
Sometimes, it seems like the stars align and everything works out perfect.
It's important to remember this on days when the sh*t hits the fan.
To remember that, yes, days like...
I'm so sorry, but this is really long.
I am currently in that stage where I have literally no idea what the hell is going on in my mind and heart. I'll try and make this pretty...
MY LIMERICK OBSESSION
these limericks, an obvious obsession,
are a form of psychotic expression.
it`ll last for a while,
and I`ll wear a smile;
it`s part of my manic depression...