I like my women like i like my barbecues , hot enough to stick my sausage in .
I like my women like i like my coffee . Without a penis
As a lifelong nudist, I like a T with "Dare to go Bare" on the front and "Nude is Natural" on the back!
I made decisions that i regret, and i took them as learning experiences. I'm human, not perfect, like anybody else. -queen latifah
They say that trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you've never met
There is a charm in sadness. I really enjoying it sometimes. It's deep, quite and dark and it's yours. Why everybody is feared from it? Why everybody is hiding it? Why everybody is...
There is already too much bitterness and anguish in the world without making fiction even sadder than it already is.
I think we'd all like happy endings to love stories.
But. I guess that's what makes the good ones. The fact that some just don't end well.
Go To Sleep
for now kid.
when you see
a bit more of
I'll be back to save you from it.
"I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong."
The Great Lao-Tseu said -
~It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions.
Henry Ward Beecher
"be safe in this world.
it's big, and scary.
don't succumbs to peer pressure.
don't give in to depression.
if you get bullied, walk through the fire...
And no i wont define good.
You will always be judged for nearly everything that you do, You have to laugh it off and keep being the bright rainbow donut unicorn that you are c: Never let people steal ya...
Yes , sometimes...........................................,.....,.....,...........................................
"If you love life, life loves you back"
Know your true self, seek self improvement, and don't be a hypocrite when conducting self analyzation!
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"
-moony, wormtail, padfoot & prongs
"Love is a felling not a decision.
You con't choose who you love . If you could , it would be much simpler , but less magical."
We stopped checking for monsters under our beds, when we realized, they were inside us.
You are the embodiment of the information you choose to accept and act upon. To change your circumstances you need to change your thinking and subsequent actions.
Can't never did do nuthin'.
Failure comes, not from falling down one last time, but rather, from failing to get up one more time.
When you feel you've hit bottom, all is not lost...
"Beauty is an internal light, a spirtual radiance that all women have but most women hide, unconsciously, denying its existence. What we do not claim remains invisible...
Roses are red , this much is true . But violets are purple NOT ******* BLUE!!!😡
I am not your plan "B".
You don't understand and i can't explain.
Something i learned about people...If they do it once,they'll do it again.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next". So I started doing the same to them at funerals ~ Uknown
Sometimes cold heart just needs a warm smile Braum
I love poros
"Try to touch the past. Try to deal with the past. It's not real. It's just a dream."
'I'm laughing just to keep from crying'
I love that quote
Coincidence or Not?!?!
I think this is........…......
And perhaps there is a limit to the grieving that the human heart can do. As when one adds salt to a tumbler of water, there comes a point where simply no more will be absorbed...
"You gotta win to get love" -Ricky Bobby/Will Ferrell
If you are still in control then you are not trying hard enough....
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be...
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell with a smile and have you asking him for directions.
If you put a low value on yourself, rest assured the world won't raise the price. -unknown
"We stopped checking for the monsters under the bed when we realized they were inside of us" - Stephen King
Did we just become best friends?
' ADULTS ON BOARD
WE WANT TO LIVE TOO'
One of the sticker on my car.... :D