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I Like Sex When I'm Stoned

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 374 People

    Clubbing And Stoned

    My wife and I enjoy a joint or two now and then, it makes her "gotta **** now" horny to the point of being fingered off on a dance floor, ****** in the back of a bar, and in the bathroom. One time she left a club with a guy and came back stoned and *** running down her thigh...
    Terrinjohn Terrinjohn 41-45 17 Responses May 19, 2011

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    Dressing Up Stoned

    smoking a joint brings so much pleasure to some things, i like to go to my lingerie drawer and pick out a few things to wear & i lay them out on my bed, a pair of black sheer seamed stockings, a pair of frilly  black satin french knickers i got in london, ... oh a nice...
    tessa tessa 41-45, T 14 Responses Apr 18, 2010

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    Like? Love High Sex!!

    I love love love to have sex when i'm high. I usually get high for ************ and sex. I get soooo into it and so drrrty when I'm stoned. It's the most amazing aphrodisiac ever! Sometimes I feel kinda bad, like I shouldn't have to, but it's just so damn good
    jennyanna jennyanna 46-50, F 15 Responses Mar 10, 2013

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    Stoner Sex

    My husband and I partake in the herb on the weekends.  Invariably we wind up in bed.  I love to grind and touch and he does not seem to mind. :) We both like our favorite things in bed and sharing is a kindness we make sure we reciprocate. While I like the caressing...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F 3 Responses Nov 2, 2009

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    Its The Best!

    I got stoned and I was instantly horny. My boyfriend and I started having sex and it was amazing. It seemed to last forever and I came so hard I thought the earth was going to collapse around me. It was the best sex ever.
    reneeelf reneeelf 22-25, F Jun 22, 2013

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    420 Is My Favorite Position

    Relaxing with a J and hanging out with friends is my favorite, and having sex doesn't seem so complicated when you're stoned. The guys aren't fans of girls with the giggles during sex!
    nstylisa nstylisa 31-35, F 13 Responses Sep 21, 2009

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    Because

    ii makes you go on and on and on & on & on and on and on and on & on & on.....
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M Jul 19, 2010

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    Our Sex Life And Marijuana

    Marijuana is an important part of our sex life. The is nothing better than having a puff or two and them spending the day playing and puffing, long slow four play, hours of oral, being tied up and spanked, role playing fantasies and exploring eachother. My wife just can't seem to...
    COBilly COBilly 46-50, M 3 Responses Mar 1, 2012

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    High Sex

    It's the best sex. No matter what, a good buzz always seems to help put me in the mood if I'm not already. It is more intense, and more enjoyable than normal.
    Dismantledpsyche Dismantledpsyche 36-40, M Oct 28, 2010

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    So Why Stoned

    i like sex when im stoned i like sex when im drunk i LOVE sex when im sober
    nextime nextime 56-60, M 1 Response Feb 21, 2010

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    Stoned Blow Jobs

    I could suck **** for hours when I smoke.  Some guys like doritos.  I like hard throbing ***** ******* in my mouth.
    COBilly COBilly 46-50, M 7 Responses Mar 5, 2012

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    Yes!

    It's so great and that's how I found out that I can squirt!!!! Never had done it before!
    memelili69 memelili69 31-35, F Sep 3, 2013

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    A Little Ditty, I Think.

    Has anyone ever heard this long yarn before. I'll post what I remember and maybe someone can remind me of the whole thread. CASEY JONES Casey Jones was a son-of-a-*****. He backed his train into a ***** house ditch. He said line'm up across the wall I bet I can **** them all...
    DNewGuy DNewGuy 70+, M Mar 31, 2011

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    It Relaxes Me

    My ex-husband smoked pot  the entire time we were married. I never smoked nearly as much as him but I always liked to smoke if I was gonna have sex. We did a lot of swinging, and smoking a joint just before having sex with virtual strangers helped to ...
    SingleNicole SingleNicole 46-50, F 2 Responses May 20, 2010

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    Pot Makes Me Horny And Wet

    This may sound really strange but the more weed I smoke the wetter and more excited I get..and thats before he even touches me. When he does touch me..wowwy..every nerve is on edge and ready to fire. The longest, strongest ******* I ever had I was high or stopned.  ...
    HalfwaybtwnHeavenandHell HalfwaybtwnHeavenandHell 41-45, F 7 Responses Dec 7, 2009

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    Stoned, horny & dressed up

    It's been a while since I did this.Being a little stoned can make you more self-conscious, but it can sure enhance the experience if your lover is in tune with your needs and vice-versa.Especially when both of you are wearing women's underwear.
    JenniferSometimes JenniferSometimes 51-55, M 5 Responses Jan 10, 2010

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    I'm Your Love Slave

    I can role play anything when I am high.  Want to play dirty cheerleader with the jock football player...I can do that.  Right down to a cheer with no spankys under my short skirt!  Role playing is my favorite.  I love pretend in my plaid skirt, white shirt...
    Muse4U Muse4U 46-50, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    Dear Journal

    It is February 2nd 2011 and I am passing time on ep and being vaguely aroused at this second. I smoked a join and listening to the album Portishead. I once experienced making love being on the effect of ecstasy. The mate I did it with also tasted ecstasy for the first time. We've...
    HedoZen HedoZen 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    Best Sex Ever

    My husband , boyfriend at the time were in Jamica and he had bought several dubes. We smoked one in our hotel room. we didn't get really high but I got so ****** horney! So did he. He rode me so much longer than he was able to before. When I came it was a real toe curler. We...
    kellyjon kellyjon 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 28, 2009

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    Stoned In Vegas

    I love having sex when I'm stoned. My partners love it too. When I get loaded I turn into a ****, ready to suck & **** anyone. Ready to do just about anything that seems kinky or just fun. One night I cruised my local park & was ******, at different times, by 4 strangers & sucked...
    bcvegas4u bcvegas4u 66-70, M 1 Response Mar 10, 2012

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    No Munchies Here I Get Horny!!!

    I've been smoking for over 40 years. In my younger years it was a daily occurrence done just because I could. These days I prefer quality over quantity. I still get green but I mix it with a little Widow, or Diesel, or Kush or when I can get it HASH. It has become my ritual...
    perregrin perregrin 56-60, M 1 Response Feb 19, 2013

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    my family are nice people don't get me wrong. I love them and they do love me. I just don't feel like I can be myself around them. Granted to an extent, I think people will have...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F Aug 22

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    Laughter is all around me, coming from me, and I can see the faces of my friends. It's a good night. We're all at dinner together, debating the stupidest of subjects like world...
    Skollon Skollon 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I had to take my dog to the vet for of course shots, but when she leaves my side I can't help but to feel alone. I feel like she thinks I'm giving her up and that she's going to be...
    BlueWings454 BlueWings454 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 23

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    Even little things make me soso angry i end up punching walls or trying to harm myself... I must have smashed my phone about 5 times and my ipad once and last week I was really mad...
    Il0veandre Il0veandre 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    Always cheer me up. When I'm stressed when I'm sad music is my go to. Even when I am working I'll turn the music up loud and listen in one ear it really helps to calm me down.
    Findingteesh Findingteesh 26-30, F Sep 3

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    I should REALLY stop trying to comfort people when I'm drunk.... ****.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 11

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    When people are too stubborn to admit that they're wrong, it shows so much about them and their capabilities to understand. People who leave their opinion out in the open but...
    metaphornographic metaphornographic 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    Literally! Last Saturday I was sooo high! Frigging loved it. When I'm high I block all my worries out. I just stay smiling. I absolutely love the buzz I receive from it.
    Ms1993 Ms1993 18-21, F a week ago

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    When I'm upset I listen to music as there is no other solution. I just cry..nothing turns out the way I want. Listening to music is better.....
    Jetsel Jetsel 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Just miss being held n feeling like it's ok n I'm not fighting alone. The last time was so long ago it feels like it wasn't real.
    Sunrise13 Sunrise13 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    "The Woman In Me (Needs The Man In You)" Shania Twain I'm not always strong And sometimes I'm even wrong But I win when I choose And I can't stand to lose But I can't always be...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F Aug 29

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    Put my bracelets through the wSh do I'm blow drying then so the metal doesn't rust 😂😊👌 (Morgan Logic)
    NobodyCaresOkai NobodyCaresOkai 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 30

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    But when I try to be funny crickets chirp. (Do crickets even chirp?)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 31

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    Posting drunk is fun. :-D Wonder why they call it being lit... Actually it makes sense. Coz baby I'm a firework right now!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    I'm about to do something stupid that's what's up. How dare her! Even though she's older than my deceased mother it doesn't give her the right to call her a "kid" does she...
    Xcinderella Xcinderella 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 14

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    I hope I'm not the only one :/ who does this. I rather punch a wall then go right up and punch a person in the face and hurt them and also get Suspended.
    JoseHernandez17 JoseHernandez17 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Honestly I'm pretty sure everyone does lol 👹💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
    lavabug01 lavabug01 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I'm always being told i am an "interesting" person and sometimes I'm not sure that's a good thing!
    Ladybuddha1 Ladybuddha1 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 24

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    But i can't ,because i'm not ......
    angelofsweetness angelofsweetness 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 25

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    **** you! I hate you! Thanks for ignoring me when I needed you most.
    AfireLove AfireLove 18-21, F Aug 25

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    Shalalalalala I'm bat **** drunk and I skipped my classes Shalalalalala I don't give a goddamned **** Shalalalalala I'm gonna regret this soon:)
    RozzebellConta RozzebellConta 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    I'm bored anybody wanna talk to meh ps if I don't answer u then I'm sleeping.
    ThaQueen1 ThaQueen1 18-21, F Aug 26

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    Just when I've started to forget him..he reminds me why I never really could...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Aug 31

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    I would really like to make some new, genuine friends. To the extent the Experience Project may facilitate this aim I continue to post my experiences. However, in candor I must...
    PoisonedQuill PoisonedQuill 41-45, M Aug 31

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    You are my everything -Ariana Grande "If I cross your mind just know I'm yours" "You weren't my everything till we were nothing" <3
    futureCRNA futureCRNA 18-21, F Aug 31

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    Only a couple of times have I been so drunk that stupid happened. There's one that happened when I was 22ish, it mighta been new years... It's worth telling but takes a bit of...
    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 1 Response Sep 11

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    I don't want to fill others with my problems there have been very little times I have said no I'm not okay most of the time I say I'm good or I'm fine or how about I'm okay I do...
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree 13-15, F Sep 13

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    But really..? I don't understand why people think they have to pretend to care to boost my self confidence. I'm a human being; Not a charity case. I don't need you to flirt...
    BallinBae BallinBae 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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