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I Like Sloths

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    Anything that takes pretty much half of the day to **** is a worthy creature of survival in my opinon XDFucking sloths, they're just way too cute even though they are slow as **** but that adds to their cuteness XD
    lmpulsive lmpulsive 18-21, M Jan 19, 2013

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    Sloths.

    I'm almost tempted to make a group called "I love Sloths". Because I do. I love sloths. Im in love with sloths. I would make love to a sloth if given the opportunity.
    TheGuyNamedNicky TheGuyNamedNicky 18-21, M 3 Responses May 1, 2012

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    Actually I Love Them!

    I stumbled on a web page called Sloth Sanctuary...it's in Costa Rica, and i would love to go there and volunteer with the baby sloths. They are looking for people to help the babies learn to use the 'poo pole'...lol...yes that's what it's called. Apparently because of sloth's...
    prettyinpink prettyinpink 46-50, F 3 Responses Apr 15, 2012

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    Sloths are just sexy.

    'Nuff said.
    TheUnholyFallenAngel TheUnholyFallenAngel 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 8, 2013

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    I am an admirer of sloths,

    their chilled out take it easy composure, they are very similar in terms of temperament to koalas. They sleep all the time, have no problems. They seem stoned to me, like some old Cheech or Chong type who got lost in the jungles, ambling around and out of their minds but...
    scatmandave scatmandave 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2013

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    Ok.

    Sid the sloth is my favorite. Moves pretty fast for a sloth though. He's also pretty funny too. :D
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F Jul 15, 2013

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    They're so lazy and adorable

    and they could probably kill a man in five seconds but they have no motivation. I read a book once about giant sloths that had such slow matabolisms that they just lived for thousands of years just wandering around eating leaves or sleeping. It was such a fun book. I do love...
    Plungeintoadream Plungeintoadream 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 29, 2014

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    Picture Perfect

    One day I was in a really bad mood and I was just scrolling through Tumblr when a picture of a sloth showed up. For some reason, the picture made me laugh- probably because I just wasn't expecting to see a picture of a sloth. So, I decided to look up more pictures of sloths on...
    SavedByHim SavedByHim 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 31, 2012

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    DeadHeartsAreEverywhere DeadHeartsAreEverywhere 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 2, 2013

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    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2014

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    Sloth

    i researched on how to buy a sloth and did you know they are like 4000$ but you need a liscence to prove that you are capable of takng care of them :)
    lucytaiatu lucytaiatu 18-21, F Jan 19, 2013

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    Slothislife Slothislife 18-21, M 4 Responses Jan 15

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    I'm into sloths right now.
    untamablekitty untamablekitty 26-30, F Jan 4

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    Unrequited love is like one of the worst things in life for anyone. I knew a guy named Hernan for a year now since January. I remember when I first met him in class, I was afraid...
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    Unrequited love is like one of the worst things in life for anyone. I knew a guy named Hernan for a year now since January. I remember when I first met him in class, I was afraid...
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    Living in the Deep South way in the country part living a country life where blue jeans and boots are a must, I'm wondering if I live a sheltered life. These ppl in the city, like...
    Cricket75 Cricket75 36-40, F 4 hrs ago

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    Right now I'm feeling like the epitome of a loser. I'm 23, have little to no friends, no boyfriend, unemployed, no car, no one to talk to or hang out with, pretty much no life. I'm...
    ConfessionsOfALostGurl ConfessionsOfALostGurl 22-25, F 2 Responses 43 mins ago

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    I'm not really picky on the type of music I like or listen to. Like I recently told my teacher I listen to country and she was surprised
    Gamer0808 Gamer0808 13-15, F 11 hrs ago

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    I like staying up all night its more peaceful at night when no one is around, i like going out at night when there isn't anything about as there isn't anyone around and everything...
    scottishlostsoul scottishlostsoul 18-21, M 8 hrs ago

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    I read so often of members attempting to meet with other members only to be put off with tons of excuses. Are people really so fearful here? Isn't this supposed to be a melting pot...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    A babysitter would have more authority than me over his kids in our home. I'm sick of being asked to take her to the store and watching her while he goes out. It would be fine if...
    morrginme morrginme 31-35, F 13 hrs ago

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    I'm not a winter lover; I usually run for cover, and, like a bear, I stay right there until the winter is over. (Jan.28, 2015)
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    what makes you think I'm nice? why would you want my advice? I'm just like you, got problems, too, that I don't even think about twice. (Jan.29, 2015)
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 12 hrs ago

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    OVER HERE once again, Ma, here am I, crouched beneath foreign sky, fighting for...I don't know, it's a politician's show. in a place I don't want to die. in moments of distress...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 11 hrs ago

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    Friday Ab workout complete.... Hurting like hell but feels good :)
    KT84 KT84 26-30, F 6 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Do any of you older guys like?
    Sweetheart126 Sweetheart126 16-17, F 29 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    "Some people are like slinkies. Not very usefull, but makes you smile when you push them down the stairs."Author unknownI never pushed anyone down the stairs and never will... but...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    My best friend told me this joke:D I hate it when people come to my house and ask : "Hey, do you have a toliet?" And I was like, no, we just sh*t in the garden
    iwanttodieRB iwanttodieRB 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    A night of messy boxer shorts so last year I was up till really late a night I needed to poop but I wanted to poop my boxers late so I wouldn't get caught so in the end I went...
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    Ugh...ow....it's been 3 months and they won't stop growing and making my belly tighter. The doctor said there's nothing to worry about but at this rate I feel like I'll pop. But...
    BlueDelta BlueDelta 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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    Maths questions are so stupid. They're like : "If I had 10 chocolates and I ate 9, what do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, diabetes maybe?"
    iwanttodieRB iwanttodieRB 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    I am not the type of person that does drugs...I don't smoke pot, I don't drink, I don't smoke...but one thing I like to do is expand my mind with hallucinogens (LSD, Mushrooms, and...
    DisasterDad DisasterDad 31-35, M 1 hr ago

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    JidJid JidJid 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    I try to go ice skating at least once a year. I don't know why I don't go more often. I really should. It's especially nice when you can go when the rink isn't as crowded, and...
    Sarahbellas Sarahbellas 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 3

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    I met him when I was 19. We got married when I was 20. We've been married a little over a year and already I can see my husband loving me less and less. I was born and raised in...
    marriedyoungandconfused marriedyoungandconfused 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 3

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    Okay sooo...there's this dude. lol I don't know how else to start this! alright. so yeah. I met this guy named Antonio, who's in my supervision room, he's also in my gym class...
    Gabsters05 Gabsters05 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 7

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    After our first meet at the mall that day Madeline and i at first did not meet up for that cup of coffee like we had panned. Her art kept her busy and my life kept me from mine...
    YohKomori YohKomori 22-25, M Jan 9

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    I'm very conflicted, at first I didn't think of him as anyone special. We talked a lot, about everything and he was just a friend to me. He wasn't the type of guy that I liked, up...
    lunazteca lunazteca 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    I don't like, I don't like Fake nigguhs I don't like A **** nigguh, that's that shyet I don't like, nah A snitch nigguh, that's that shyet I don't like, nah A bitsh nigguh, that's...
    QuixoticConquistador QuixoticConquistador 26-30, M Jan 11

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Five - Chapter Nineteen I walked out of the school into the blazing sunlight, my head feeling heavy and spinning with all the details of the past few...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Jan 14

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    lostsouluk lostsouluk 31-35, F Jan 14

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    AlainaM5 AlainaM5 22-25, F Jan 15

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    It's weird, I haven't really heard of it before. I thought it was just hormones or something that had me confused about my feelings for the first guy, because shortly after...
    idontcareir idontcareir 16-17, F Jan 17

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    I'm going through a really hard time right now. I was talking to this girl since may 2014 and we recently stopped because she told me she was dating someone. We had been hooking up...
    idciloveit idciloveit 22-25, F 5 Responses Jan 19

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