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I Like Sloths

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    Anything that takes pretty much half of the day to **** is a worthy creature of survival in my opinon XDFucking sloths, they're just way too cute even though they are slow as **** but that adds to their cuteness XD
    lmpulsive lmpulsive 18-21, M Jan 19, 2013

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    I am an admirer of sloths,

    their chilled out take it easy composure, they are very similar in terms of temperament to koalas. They sleep all the time, have no problems. They seem stoned to me, like some old Cheech or Chong type who got lost in the jungles, ambling around and out of their minds but...
    scatmandave scatmandave 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2013

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    Ok.

    Sid the sloth is my favorite. Moves pretty fast for a sloth though. He's also pretty funny too. :D
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F Jul 15, 2013

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    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Sloth

    i researched on how to buy a sloth and did you know they are like 4000$ but you need a liscence to prove that you are capable of takng care of them :)
    lucytaiatu lucytaiatu 18-21, F Jan 19, 2013

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    Actually I Love Them!

    I stumbled on a web page called Sloth Sanctuary...it's in Costa Rica, and i would love to go there and volunteer with the baby sloths. They are looking for people to help the babies learn to use the 'poo pole'...lol...yes that's what it's called. Apparently because of sloth's...
    prettyinpink prettyinpink 46-50, F 3 Responses Apr 15, 2012

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    Picture Perfect

    One day I was in a really bad mood and I was just scrolling through Tumblr when a picture of a sloth showed up. For some reason, the picture made me laugh- probably because I just wasn't expecting to see a picture of a sloth. So, I decided to look up more pictures of sloths on...
    SavedByHim SavedByHim 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 31, 2012

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    Sloths.

    I'm almost tempted to make a group called "I love Sloths". Because I do. I love sloths. Im in love with sloths. I would make love to a sloth if given the opportunity.
    TheGuyNamedNicky TheGuyNamedNicky 18-21, M 3 Responses May 1, 2012

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    Sloths are just sexy.

    'Nuff said.
    TheUnholyFallenAngel TheUnholyFallenAngel 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 8, 2013

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    They're so lazy and adorable

    and they could probably kill a man in five seconds but they have no motivation. I read a book once about giant sloths that had such slow matabolisms that they just lived for thousands of years just wandering around eating leaves or sleeping. It was such a fun book. I do love...
    Plungeintoadream Plungeintoadream 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 29

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    DeadHeartsAreEverywhere DeadHeartsAreEverywhere 31-35, F Dec 2, 2013

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    I really like being watched touching myself, message me anyone.
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    Not all the time, but often enough. Seeing as I still live in the general area I grew up in as a child, it’s really inevitable I’m going to bump into people I knew from the...
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    I like chubby girls and they like me :)
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    To a man with a hammer everything looks like a nail.
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    When you SMILE even when you don't feel like it, you are opening the pathway to your HEART. And once the pathway is opened the next SMILE come easier. That's why SMILE are...
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    I don't care if people don't like me, but I'll make damn sure to return the same amount of respect that I receive. If you're a condescending *****, I will utterly humiliate you.
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    There are somethings money can't buy like manners, morals, intelligence, and class. (Oscar Wilde)
    josilver josilver 56-60 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    It's so true, maybe because they're funny and serious in the same time, or it's the accent, but what I'm sure of they'll like me too!
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    Yeah. I most likely enjoy my alone time.
    guhint guhint 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    I am and enjoy the amount of pleasure I give women. Message me if you would like to know more.
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    I like it a lot for some reason haha.
    MusicJunkie6794 MusicJunkie6794 18-21, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Can you blow a balloon up until it burst's????? I love it who else likes to
    Diligaf90 Diligaf90 36-40, M 4 hrs ago

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    Who out there like's to blow balloons up until they burst??
    Diligaf90 Diligaf90 36-40, M 4 hrs ago

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    I don't know why but I've always been that type of person that feel like she would have to do everything in her power to help people who are in need
    cutegirl104 cutegirl104 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    I got this skirt today while in the city. I really like the colors and the flare at the bottom.
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    So long story short. I play basketball and have been playing on the high school level for 3 yeas now. And I feel that I just wanna run track next year (I'm a junior). It was a hard...
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