Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Like Sloths

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 176 People

    Sloths.

    I'm almost tempted to make a group called "I love Sloths". Because I do. I love sloths. Im in love with sloths. I would make love to a sloth if given the opportunity.
    TheGuyNamedNicky TheGuyNamedNicky 18-21, M 3 Responses May 1, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I am an admirer of sloths,

    their chilled out take it easy composure, they are very similar in terms of temperament to koalas. They sleep all the time, have no problems. They seem stoned to me, like some old Cheech or Chong type who got lost in the jungles, ambling around and out of their minds but...
    scatmandave scatmandave 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Sloth

    i researched on how to buy a sloth and did you know they are like 4000$ but you need a liscence to prove that you are capable of takng care of them :)
    lucytaiatu lucytaiatu 18-21, F Jan 19, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Picture Perfect

    One day I was in a really bad mood and I was just scrolling through Tumblr when a picture of a sloth showed up. For some reason, the picture made me laugh- probably because I just wasn't expecting to see a picture of a sloth. So, I decided to look up more pictures of sloths on...
    SavedByHim SavedByHim 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 31, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Sloths are just sexy.

    'Nuff said.
    TheUndeadSavior TheUndeadSavior 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 8, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Anything That

    Anything that takes pretty much half of the day to **** is a worthy creature of survival in my opinon XDFucking sloths, they're just way too cute even though they are slow as **** but that adds to their cuteness XD
    lmpulsive lmpulsive 18-21, M Jan 19, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Ok.

    Sid the sloth is my favorite. Moves pretty fast for a sloth though. He's also pretty funny too. :D
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F Jul 15, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    They're so lazy and adorable

    and they could probably kill a man in five seconds but they have no motivation. I read a book once about giant sloths that had such slow matabolisms that they just lived for thousands of years just wandering around eating leaves or sleeping. It was such a fun book. I do love...
    Plungeintoadream Plungeintoadream 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 29

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Actually I Love Them!

    I stumbled on a web page called Sloth Sanctuary...it's in Costa Rica, and i would love to go there and volunteer with the baby sloths. They are looking for people to help the babies learn to use the 'poo pole'...lol...yes that's what it's called. Apparently because of sloth's...
    prettyinpink prettyinpink 46-50, F 3 Responses Apr 15, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel
    DeadHeartsAreEverywhere DeadHeartsAreEverywhere 31-35, F Dec 2, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    I am sad to say that I do in fact like to wear skirts. But because I practically grew up with them since my sister liked to cross-dress me and make me wear miniskirts so I've...
    Butterking47 Butterking47 18-21 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am standing at a crossroads. Trying to decide what the next step should be. I'd like to make a change in my life. In fact, the burning desire for change is fueling my every...
    meowmermaid meowmermaid 36-40, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Forced to wear very high stiletto pumps! Probably my biggest of all my fantasies is having my girlfriend find out about my love of high heels (wearing them myself I mean) and...
    lockedheels lockedheels 31-35, M 22 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Diced mango served hot, mixed with marshmallows and chocolate. microwave works well or you can break out the wok but the wok will be messy when the marshmallows stick to the pan...
    Gr3mL1N Gr3mL1N 31-35, M 11 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am one chattering. When I try talking to my "friend" about something great me, they listen at first, then they just like ignore me telling me to shut up and then they like go...
    SweetcakesJr SweetcakesJr 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    honestly can't stand these other people who claim to be Christian and like throwing their opinion down other people's throats. Or people like some of the people I know on Facebook...
    Rebelscorpio Rebelscorpio 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    By nature I'm a social person. I like to be around people, talking to them, hanging out. A lot of times through texting, I text how I feel. I text the way I am feeling. I've always...
    nottheaveragegirl nottheaveragegirl 16-17, F 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am dying to travel. Travel outside the country I'm currently living. Yes, I've explored my country with my family and trust me it was fun but it wasn't fulfilling. It's one of...
    oliviapalm oliviapalm 18-21, F 6 Responses 13 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Penguins are like super cool yo. They be waddl'in
    rainbowdasher rainbowdasher 22-25, F 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    older guys are kool they dont talk like a kid
    tiffany13fun tiffany13fun 13-15, F 4 Responses 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Honestly, I would like to try sky diving. Do yall have any other suggestions?
    BigMike321 BigMike321 18-21, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm 21 and I agree with those who have told me that I'm immature. Reading stories on EP make me realize that even though my life is difficult I have it better (and worse) than...
    In100years In100years 18-21 1 Response 11 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I think androgynous guys that look like this are really cute
    biventure biventure 22-25, M 9 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Really cute and sexy, I love guys like this
    biventure biventure 22-25, M 8 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I feel like im wasting time in taking driving loessns while I cant drive well as others:-(
    denez denez 22-25, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It makes me smile like nothing else, when I catch an unexpected reflection and realise. 'Thats not some woman, it's me' :-D
    Heellover Heellover 36-40, M 8 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods...
    FrostyBlu FrostyBlu 36-40, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm tired of life right now. I can't win it seems. I'm addicted to pain killers (which il be coming off next year), my boyfriend never really seems clear about our future.. It's...
    honeybee86 honeybee86 22-25, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I know I don't. I don't know what to do. I'm stuck on this earth. I just want it to go away. I've always been too different to have acceptance or love. Every single person has...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I like to draw cartoon animals. This is my picture of Buck :)
    Surrick Surrick 31-35, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am a girl who would like a girl who will take care of me. She would be the kind of person who would rather take a seat beside me when we are eating dinner and annoyingly enough...
    Ryel004F Ryel004F 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I might be getting divorced soon. Everything is up in the air right now but all signs point to it. So I'm soon to be single and it means nothing. I will be able to date and sleep...
    joecell joecell 46-50, M 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    As I'm on my own most of the time at school... when someone takes an interest in my life, it feels as if they really care. I have classmates that chat with me for an hour or more...
    CloeSmile CloeSmile 16-17, F 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It's stupid XD I was trying to see what my *** looked like in those pants XD
    MusicJunkie6794 MusicJunkie6794 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Dreams have a "hidden truth" to them that is more convincing than the conscious mind. I did some research and found a study that helps support my idea. Participants were asked if...
    WrongPage WrongPage 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Have my dreams died with my ex. Marriage 💑 happiness. A promise, a lie. Used me up Gave him my soul, body, and mind. Through me out like trash He would want spoiled goods...
    biancafish13 biancafish13 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Because I have been found that sometimes I don't like to do a thing or go to a place more than once!
    Chadra Chadra 51-55, F 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have always enjoyed meeting new people. I like making friendships that last for years
    bacon62 bacon62 51-55, M 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Here follows a prayer for those who have trouble with praying but like to pray for the day. Here follows the prayer: Dear God, I ask you to help me to make it through the day...
    BlessingAngel BlessingAngel 46-50, F 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Who wouldn't, that stuff they sell guys, is like being stuffed into a vise.
    basicbear basicbear 66-70, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So I started my own journal like early January of this year. I constantly have alot on my mind, yet no one to share them with, so i keep me a binder where I keep all my entries...
    SweetcakesJr SweetcakesJr 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I like older guys. I am all alone and bored please msg me and we can chat
    kiarathelady111 kiarathelady111 18-21, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I come from a small family. My boyfriend has a huge family. They're all really nice, but I dont look forward to social gatherings like he does because I also avoid small talk. It's...
    PriyaSoul PriyaSoul 31-35, F 46 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I do I don't understand how people can have issues with it. So what that they like a person of a different race. If its not harming you what's the big deal?
    lonesomelady789 lonesomelady789 18-21, F 27 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I get so angry and upset sometimes I don't like taking it out on people, so I leave and walk away crying I'm usually a happy bubbly person. I try to help everyone before me...
    yeahis18 yeahis18 18-21, F 10 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have worked in this café for 2 years. I laid an eye on him on first sight. He is quiet, friendly looking and mysterious. He came to the coffee shop everyday for a coffee, but no...
    seraphurn seraphurn 22-25 Oct 25

    Your Response

    Cancel