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I Like Sloths

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    One day I was in a really bad mood and I was just scrolling through Tumblr when a picture of a sloth showed up. For some reason, the picture made me laugh- probably because I just wasn't expecting to see a picture of a sloth. So, I decided to look up more pictures of sloths on...
    SavedByHim SavedByHim 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 31, 2012

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    I am an admirer of sloths,

    their chilled out take it easy composure, they are very similar in terms of temperament to koalas. They sleep all the time, have no problems. They seem stoned to me, like some old Cheech or Chong type who got lost in the jungles, ambling around and out of their minds but...
    scatmandave scatmandave 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2013

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    They're so lazy and adorable

    and they could probably kill a man in five seconds but they have no motivation. I read a book once about giant sloths that had such slow matabolisms that they just lived for thousands of years just wandering around eating leaves or sleeping. It was such a fun book. I do love...
    Plungeintoadream Plungeintoadream 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 29, 2014

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    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2014

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    Sloth

    i researched on how to buy a sloth and did you know they are like 4000$ but you need a liscence to prove that you are capable of takng care of them :)
    lucytaiatu lucytaiatu 18-21, F Jan 19, 2013

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    Ok.

    Sid the sloth is my favorite. Moves pretty fast for a sloth though. He's also pretty funny too. :D
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F Jul 15, 2013

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    Anything That

    Anything that takes pretty much half of the day to **** is a worthy creature of survival in my opinon XDFucking sloths, they're just way too cute even though they are slow as **** but that adds to their cuteness XD
    lmpulsive lmpulsive 18-21, M Jan 19, 2013

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    WastedShadedDaylight WastedShadedDaylight 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 2, 2013

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    Sloths.

    I'm almost tempted to make a group called "I love Sloths". Because I do. I love sloths. Im in love with sloths. I would make love to a sloth if given the opportunity.
    TheGuyNamedNicky TheGuyNamedNicky 18-21, M 3 Responses May 1, 2012

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    Sloths are just sexy.

    'Nuff said.
    HellNotHallelujah HellNotHallelujah 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 8, 2013

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    Actually I Love Them!

    I stumbled on a web page called Sloth Sanctuary...it's in Costa Rica, and i would love to go there and volunteer with the baby sloths. They are looking for people to help the babies learn to use the 'poo pole'...lol...yes that's what it's called. Apparently because of sloth's...
    prettyinpink prettyinpink 46-50, F 3 Responses Apr 15, 2012

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