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I Like Sloths

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    Anything that takes pretty much half of the day to **** is a worthy creature of survival in my opinon XDFucking sloths, they're just way too cute even though they are slow as **** but that adds to their cuteness XD
    lmpulsive lmpulsive 18-21, M Jan 19, 2013

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    I am an admirer of sloths,

    their chilled out take it easy composure, they are very similar in terms of temperament to koalas. They sleep all the time, have no problems. They seem stoned to me, like some old Cheech or Chong type who got lost in the jungles, ambling around and out of their minds but...
    scatmandave scatmandave 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2013

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    Actually I Love Them!

    I stumbled on a web page called Sloth Sanctuary...it's in Costa Rica, and i would love to go there and volunteer with the baby sloths. They are looking for people to help the babies learn to use the 'poo pole'...lol...yes that's what it's called. Apparently because of sloth's...
    prettyinpink prettyinpink 46-50, F 3 Responses Apr 15, 2012

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    WastedShadedDaylight WastedShadedDaylight 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 2, 2013

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    I love sloths so much

    and I am not ashamed.
    lusomk lusomk 22-25, F Jun 27

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    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2014

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    Sloth

    i researched on how to buy a sloth and did you know they are like 4000$ but you need a liscence to prove that you are capable of takng care of them :)
    lucytaiatu lucytaiatu 18-21, F Jan 19, 2013

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    Picture Perfect

    One day I was in a really bad mood and I was just scrolling through Tumblr when a picture of a sloth showed up. For some reason, the picture made me laugh- probably because I just wasn't expecting to see a picture of a sloth. So, I decided to look up more pictures of sloths on...
    SavedByHim SavedByHim 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 31, 2012

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    Sloths are just sexy.

    'Nuff said.
    HighEndofYourLow HighEndofYourLow 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 8, 2013

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    Sloths.

    I'm almost tempted to make a group called "I love Sloths". Because I do. I love sloths. Im in love with sloths. I would make love to a sloth if given the opportunity.
    TheGuyNamedNicky TheGuyNamedNicky 18-21, M 3 Responses May 1, 2012

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    They're so lazy and adorable

    and they could probably kill a man in five seconds but they have no motivation. I read a book once about giant sloths that had such slow matabolisms that they just lived for thousands of years just wandering around eating leaves or sleeping. It was such a fun book. I do love...
    Plungeintoadream Plungeintoadream 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 29, 2014

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    I love fairy tail and dbz, fights and how like the foes are strong, like goku vs freaiz was cool and difficult but now its like whatever and same with natsu vs zero
    dominick6 dominick6 13-15, M 17 mins ago

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    Sometimes I feel like Im just living inside a body looking out....not really doing anything, just reacting to the world around me. Am I real...Is this all a dream...Is this all...
    PixieLoveChild PixieLoveChild 26-30, F 52 mins ago

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    To narrow this down to ten is going to be hard 1. I hate when people eat from my plate or touch my Utensils. 2. I hate that my boyfriend struggles with drug addiction. 3. I hate...
    Wearahelmet Wearahelmet 22-25 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Thank God for beards. Bearded guys are so helplessly hot. It's now my irrational f-tish. A lot of times I find myself sooo turned off when a bearded guy shaves his face, turns out...
    ArielChen ArielChen 26-30, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I just don't like her deleting her messages or moving her phone away from me when she's texting... I do trust her, but that just gives me an uneasy feeling.
    Nae82 Nae82 31-35, F 2 hrs ago

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    Yep I do, I don't even know why, it's weird but it's not weird because I do like feet
    LOVExSEXxDREAMS LOVExSEXxDREAMS 16-17, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    In the summertime when the weather is hot, I like to sleep in a plastic bikini-cut or low-cut plastic panty instead of the full-cut pants I wear the rest of the year. Some good...
    vvpete vvpete 70+, M 3 hrs ago

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    "Sometimes it doesn't feel like everybody deserves a high five. Give it to them anyway. Maybe it will help." Kid President
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 4 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    You caught me I'm a LESBIAN and I like in that way .
    imagineon imagineon 18-21, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/2032/jewish/Chapter-Four.htm I read this the other night and I liked it a lot :)
    PastelLime PastelLime 31-35 4 hrs ago

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    I like nerds, some of them are even my good friends like Ang (biggest nerd ever), Nikki (bratty dork) and Cyerah (human wedgy magnet). Sup my nerds??
    aliciathequeen aliciathequeen 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I said this when I watched Brief Encounter last week for the first time.Such romance and intense love, I felt I belonged in that film.Great film (1945 version) I highly recommend...
    Tinboxdoll Tinboxdoll 36-40, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I don't just like them, I love them! Where I live there's a lot to choose from if you know where to go 😁 Going off somewhere with friends or my sister with a couple of joints...
    CaffeineJunky CaffeineJunky 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I like ppl in 70's.. generation older than my mom. when I read books from that era, my heart throbbing. the way they see this world, their attitude, I like it. they are creative...
    inspirit05 inspirit05 22-25, F 7 hrs ago

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    River Phoenix was the best child actor in my opinion and most likely would have become a great adult actor if he hadn't of passed. It's really sad, but not surprising. Being a...
    JadeKnight JadeKnight 26-30, T 8 hrs ago

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    As a test to this I will share with you my current mental state.. Pleasantly stoned, drink/smoke in hand, and chilling out at home alone. Does this make me weird or less than? Who...
    MaryflockingPoppins MaryflockingPoppins 31-35, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Not having you in my life is killing me... It's almost been a week since I spoke to you and I'm missing you so much. I feel like part of me is missing and I hate not waking up to...
    Jenezebel Jenezebel 26-30, F 9 hrs ago

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    It's 2:45 AM and I've had an epiphany.. I finally understand how my thought process works, and it's thanks to energy drinks and candy.. I'm more heart than I am brain. I make my...
    JSylvia1015 JSylvia1015 13-15, F 11 hrs ago

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    See? Men should take note of that. πŸ˜‰ Granted there's the emotional, romantic, sensual, sometimes insecure, vulnerable, head-over-heels, act-like-an-utter-fool, rush-out-in...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    The real me is a comic book lover !! OK I love comic books till death does us part, but I am not comfortable showing my love for my comic books with my family, Like they are going...
    allisee allisee 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Found this on wikipedia. Creepy af. On a creature called a toyol They will protect the owner, talk to him, accomplish tasks for him. Some toyols are tasked to find spirits of...
    Longpatrol90 Longpatrol90 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    (1) I strongly dislike people who use religion as an excuse to behave poorly. (2) I don't like people who hurt children or animals. (3) I don't like reality shows on television. (4...
    ProfessorPhoton ProfessorPhoton 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    I would like to start time over, and not be born. This way, the people that I have affected will not be touched. Those stupid memories of me, and mistakes will be forever be...
    MsRebel MsRebel 31-35, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing (In Perfect Harmony) By The New Seekers I'd like to build the world a home And furnish it with love Grow apple trees and honey bees And snow...
    flirtingjoe flirtingjoe 61-65, M 5 days ago

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    What was your least favorite book? I never really liked Of Mice and Men, honestly. I didn't enjoy reading that back in high school. And if you like gay fiction there's a book...
    starling156 starling156 18-21, M a week ago

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    Well.... **** happens. I don't know, i will probably bore you with this story, but it is my story. So here it goes. (I want to apologize in advance for any spelling errors or...
    Eli235 Eli235 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 22

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    I like smart intelligent men Like atheist scientists or doctors If i would choose a man based on his look i'll hardly like any I find most men are not physically attractive My...
    AutoLove0 AutoLove0 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    All the way for the first time. My father knew everything about me. I don’t know if I would want a husband to know me that well. He liked to surprise me but I would much rather...
    evenelfe11 evenelfe11 22-25, F 5 Responses Jul 15

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    Part two of Pure Blood series chapter two Authors note- there are grammatical errors and spelling errors i haven't found yet. Penn Hills Academy The day has come,the day...
    DavidHamilton1 DavidHamilton1 16-17, M Jul 14

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    Part two of Pure Bloods series chapter one Authors note- there are grammar and spelling mistakes that I haven't found. Where did I leave off at? Oh my love only if we could bend...
    DavidHamilton1 DavidHamilton1 16-17, M Jul 14

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