when I m
when I am meet my girlfriend we both eat kit kat
so my husband bought 2 bags of sugar free candy. I learned my lessons about sugar free candy and feel it's better not to have any candy at all as I spent a whole weekend in the...
When Tomorrow Comes
Part Six - Chapter Twelve
Jock was gone for several days. I appreciated and understood why - but we had barely gotten started before his father had come home...
A farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my...
I miss the taste. I haven't had cotton candy since I was at Dollywood (Amusement Park) It's been since May 2014.
Getting caught up on eye candy since I'm home sick
My six year old wanted me to promise that I will never steal any of his candy again. I told him I can't make any such promises. Hey, at least I don't lie to him. :)
<3 <3 <3 <3
Perhaps this is the prefect title.
I truly do feel like a bad person. The fact that my past is now my present.. Going nowhere fast. Stuck at a crossroad not knowing which way to...
it's not easy to tell the sad tale
of the one night that I spent in jail.
I was so drunk
I jumped from my bunk,
and pissed through the bars at a pail.
I do. Becouse of its Creativity, Variety... and it´s just TASTY.
Polish cuisine is Tasty, but Not Complicated and Not Expensive. It´s a Big MERIT.
likewise Italian, it´s made...
I love fat girls who show off their fat in public. Here's a story. Happened just this morning!
Just this morning I went to the mall to check out some shoes at Foot Locker and I...
it disappeared like vapor,
the plan I had written on paper.
now I see stars
from behind bars,
cursing the fate of the caper.
I commit no crimes of passion,
but many of its sins.
I love, after a fashion,
but I need discipline.
my lover has to be randy,
and love her man like candy
Need help/advice! Here's my story: My mom and dad split up before I was born, so I never really saw much of my dad or his side of the family growing up. When I was about 17, my dad...
singing in bars is no good for your health,
and it's not any better for building your wealth.
it can rob your to death
with coke, oxy and meth;
it gets into position by stealth...
Three women talk about their husband's performance as lovers.
The first woman says, "My husband is a marriage counselor, so he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love...
Truest! It makes me think and feel like I'm a star from the Old Hollywood era. :)
One Valentines Day my father gave my sister a basket filled with candy that would probably cost like $20 and he only gave me $6
I broke my arm ones when i was 13 and he didnt care...
i hate candy type of junkfood but love chips type of junkfood
Some of my fondest memories as a child was watching my mind mom make cookies around the holidays. Always made from scratch. My 2 favorite cookies I loved to eat when they were warm...
DON'T FORGET HALF-PRICE AND LESS TODAY ON VALENTINES CANDY ! ! ! ! !
My crush likes my bestfriend and I don't know if she likes him back. She's already dating someone in the class but I hope she doesn't like him. If she likes him imma be so sad. I...
I think its the contrast as I'm a tall overweight woman. I like how in control I am. I also like how heavy and lazy I can be and how small and fit she is.. At dinner I buldge out...
Actually I don't like history. In fact a lot of it sickens me. Here's some of my countries history.Germany was slow to win a place in the sun but quick to turn it into a hell on...
I found ‘I don’t like to be praised’, but not the above :)
I do like to be praised. It means I did something right. It doesn’t necessarily have to be about looks, although...
I just got out of a psychiatric hospital for my depression and anxiety. The only thing that has changed since getting out unfortunately is my dreaming. Before I went the the...
Not like crying but like wearing diapers.lol idk y.its like so weird its hot.cant help it . ⌒.⌒
Is it true that when someone appears in your dreams, it's because that person misses you or more like you are missing that person?
I had a dream about a special friend who I haven...
listen, if your a guy and your gonna call me babe, baby, beautiful, honey, girl, child, sweet thing, or anything else like that...i will be beyond pissed ok? so just dont. btw this...
Would anyone like to Rp anything NON-SEXUAL? Sorry I prefer fantasy or stuff like that over sexual things:)
I suddenly realized that all people-all women are not like me.they are able to feel ,while I am not.
I met a bartender from Greece,
who said, "these challenges must cease;
I can build a screwdriver
with less than McGyver,
while writing a note to police.
I remember going to Spain and I was sitting on a nudist beach like a washed up whale pale large and fat and three Spanish girls can towards me they were tanned tiny and so pretty...
she said she wanted to twerk
one day when we were at work.
she did it with sass,
with a "hey! kiss my a**."
and she told me that I was a jerk.
I said, "but you did it so...
Oddly enough I like the world building and fleshing out the characters more than writing the actual main plot.
I can't draw or design but I've got it figured out pretty well.
I still haven't figured out where to place my stuffed animals though.
It will never come true but it's nice...
GET THE CHAIR!!
I need a computer desk chair;
my neck hurts, and so does my hair,
my back, and especially my a**,
are hurting like Joe Sassafras.
I gotta get one somewhere...
i like this one.
“Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
― Albert Camus
how many days do I wish I had back?
that just sounds like a depression attack.
but I'm not depressed,
not even stressed.
even my handwriting's got very slack.
Yeap! Finally I watched the movie... Liked it.... But I'm surprised that Dakota pulled it off...! Jamie did fairly ok...!!
Can't wait for the sequels...
sometimes, when smoking pot, I'll get a double thing,
like my eyes were crossed, it can be dizzying.
I think it's just using my eyes
back and forth between depths, by and by,
having a broken heart isn't fun. can't sleep, can't eat, can't cope with day to day life. its just hard. like idk what to do. I feel physically sick and I hate it. maybe my body...
This is the story I often ********** to. Some of my own writing. :) Erotica without actually descriptions are the best because, for me, they leave the details to be filled in by...