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I Like Stupid Criminal Stories

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    What Goes Around Comes Around.

    A friend of my Dad has dogs which he walks every day along a disused railway track. He is a good man and takes good care of his dogs and is a responsible owner so he always cleans up after them. One day he was walking along the track as usual when a hooded man ran from behind him...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 25, 2008

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    Did You Hear the One About......

    the man that was filling out an application in a convienent store, and was talking to the manager, then he decides to rob him after the interview. the manager had all his info on the application so after he called the police, he just gave the police the application. and they go...
    Tigger1 Tigger1 51-55, F 2 Responses May 6, 2008

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    There was a convienience store being robbed here in the city. The clerk was beinfg held at gun point and his father had a gun on the perpetrator. The perp kept telling him tell your dad to put the gun down,dad refused ..He looked at the kid and says "He don't like...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Jun 14, 2008

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    Crime Stories

    My favorite is the old CSI with that hunk of a man William Peterson he makes my heart skip a beat and Im an old lady LOL I like Law and Order to and I think Ive watched all the older crime shows with the gangster.
    silvercoins4 silvercoins4 70+, F 2 Responses Jun 14, 2008

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    janelorench janelorench 26-30 Jul 14, 2010

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    she get pen to write a story that always trying to get out from her head.but she can't write it because of the noise.she start to think slowly.she is hearing an unfair argument.she...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 25

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    It's been scientifically proven women like reading things than taking pics. I only want long, dirty stories. Nothing short. Any topic is fine. So message me your story or leave it...
    Macaroni31 Macaroni31 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12

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    Besides gaming and martial arts, I also like using my imagination to write stories. I actually want to combine that with gaming to pursue my career in the future. I'm actually...
    SgtRecker97 SgtRecker97 16-17, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I like reading fanfictons that have it in it, nomaly I don't read naughty stories but if it has naughty stuff in it I'm ok with it as long as it has a good story
    dominick6 dominick6 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    YES! literotica is a really good site for that too... if u have any male sex/erotic stories i wanna see them. leave em in the comments or inbox me
    imsodone99 imsodone99 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    I've been writing this, please don't steal it :( but tell me what you think! :D I have bad grammar too. ===== I was an only child until October 19, 2000 then my mom had twins...
    TheSpookyPotato TheSpookyPotato 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 27

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    I came to EP already with an interest in other people's sexual experiences. I enjoy this forum - in finding out what other people do and think. I read of many things I would...
    clarkray clarkray 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 4

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    I like guys from 18-30 (; I love it when guys grab my *** and hips and kiss my neck and stomach (; I'm hooked then.
    Willowlovesyou16 Willowlovesyou16 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    Im always horny in the morning and wAnt to cumm please inbox me a naughty story ;)
    silverladies silverladies 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 24

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    I'm horny pls send me some
    silverladies silverladies 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 28

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    I can write one if you want. Just give me what you want it to be about and i will try my best
    AustinmMurdock AustinmMurdock 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 29

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    She ran not wanting to look back but after a while her curiosity got the better of her and she could see him right behind her with his knife in hand ready to attack. She had to...
    twistedunicorn88 twistedunicorn88 18-21, F Oct 6

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    anyone have some they wanna send me?;) really need it right now
    qtjenna qtjenna 18-21, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    Why isn't their any casinos in Africa? I don't know tell me. their is too many cheetas
    TheDyingButterfly TheDyingButterfly 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    What's brown and sticky?.......a stick ! How do you confuse an idiot?......tell you tomorrow!! Knock knock!.......atch! ........here! Have a hanky!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    I don't really hate stupid people. Not anymore. They just don't know any better. Seriously. But there are times... What ****** me off is that stupid people can camouflage as...
    Gr8nsaw8S Gr8nsaw8S 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 5

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    Whenever I open up in real life, people feel intimidated and scared. I'm an open book, and people somehow don't like hearing deep stories in my life when I try to make a connection...
    NickleDollar NickleDollar 18-21, M Oct 9

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    My mom said to me, "You know much I cried? You know I'm so afraid you'll lose your mind. Both me and your dad's afraid you'll turn into someone like your uncle." Mom I am already...
    Concerto Concerto 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Feeling so stupid and useless.. I can't do any Kind of Job because i am To anxious.. I Feel worthless and can' t Even sell Shoes or Something like that.. I Don' t know how i could...
    depi88f depi88f 26-30, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Don't ever think or say that about yourself. What you believe becomes your reality. Really and truly you're actually insulting what ever force created you as it believes you're...
    maktub1 maktub1 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Hi there! We need to make This great site as good as it could possibly in your case, the user. Be sure to notify us what you want to do in another way and we will do our greatest...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    The Vancouver Sun Accused Surrey killer was not monitored electronically upon release from jail By Tara Carman, Vancouver Sun September 23, 2014 Crown counsel did not seek...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 24

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    Consumers find assistance across An array of challenges like penalties, the potential clients of accomplishment at trial and the likelihood of expended conviction orders. Our...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 13

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    Issue of result of anti-association legislation on civil legal rights and freedoms In WA and Queensland there is critical concern from public curiosity groups and human rights...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Putt Legal also supplies criminal litigation in Western Australia. The criminal lawyer is familiar with the best way to defend you in every single criminal circumstance and ensure...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    i feel like im done with life. theres oneone that can understand me
    mylifeasthis mylifeasthis 13-15, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Which Criminal Mastermind Are You? Bonnie Parker & Clyde Barrow "Love is a dangerous game" is your motto. You've given your heart to true love and true liberty, and you wouldn't...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I want to go to school for psychology. I want to work with criminals and understand the minds of why they do the things they do. Is there something else like that in that field...
    parjae parjae 16-17, F 4 Responses Sep 26

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    If only I could push some magical button and go back even just a few years. I could try to be a better person than I was the first time. I could treat my lovers better and maybe...
    ImEndangeredGimmeYourCola ImEndangeredGimmeYourCola 22-25, F Oct 9

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    Antonina Daniellova pressed her face against the soft red velvet and sighed. Was there anything more sumptuous than this feeling? It reminded her of the tiny rabbit she had buried...
    Vetrov Vetrov 51-55, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Do u like criminal minds ?
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 days ago

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    I wanted people to like me but wrote so much negativity here also is too lazy to delete the stories and questions. It's one of the reasons why I deleted my older accounts...
    Concerto Concerto 22-25, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Everything has changed this past 10 months! I had an epiphany, the real, awe-inspiring, shell-shocking revelation that we tend to see in movies etc. I am not kidding you right now...
    Tearystar1027 Tearystar1027 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 10

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    I wonder this day and night. Would I actually appreciate the sarcasm that falls from my lips, would I dislike the immaturity that I display, or would I laugh at all the stupidity...
    CamilleThomas CamilleThomas 18-21, F Oct 12

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    Though this website has many drawbacks,mainly that it is now way too stuffed with stupid adds ,in addition to the terrible new messaging format,i like many things about Ep. When i...
    samy666 samy666 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 24

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    A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose." "I'm sorry sir...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    more like love it. It amazes me that people can create things so beautiful or terrifying, that our minds have the capacity to create entire worlds and cultures. Just think of all...
    Blackbirdy13 Blackbirdy13 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My class decided to skip school tomorrow and I've been getting spam messages all afternoon cuz they won't shut up with their stupid texting group chat and apparantely they don't...
    Rainatmidnight97 Rainatmidnight97 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 30

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    Well, here I am, 50 years old, single mother, of two and acted stupidly in a romantic set up. Feel really ashamed of myself. And angry and disappointed of myself. How much can one...
    superegotist superegotist 46-50, F Sep 22

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    Once upon a time there was a worm. Then the worm grew eyes so it could see more about the world, and legs so it could go further. It was now a caterpillar. It hated being a...
    Nyxii Nyxii 22-25, F Sep 30

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    Sharing your problem with an old friend gives you relief and it feels good. But what if you share your problem and your friend does not even care or react. Specially when you...
    Life26 Life26 26-30, F Oct 7

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    It's not that I was bullied. I've had a good life. Unfortunately Even my friends think of me Dull as a pocket knife. I know they think I'm stupid Been trying to prove them wrong...
    BlackAlleyCat BlackAlleyCat 13-15, F Sep 25

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