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    Did You Hear the One About......

    the man that was filling out an application in a convienent store, and was talking to the manager, then he decides to rob him after the interview. the manager had all his info on the application so after he called the police, he just gave the police the application. and they go...
    Tigger1 Tigger1 51-55, F 2 Responses May 6, 2008

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    janelorench janelorench 26-30 Jul 14, 2010

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    What Goes Around Comes Around.

    A friend of my Dad has dogs which he walks every day along a disused railway track. He is a good man and takes good care of his dogs and is a responsible owner so he always cleans up after them. One day he was walking along the track as usual when a hooded man ran from behind him...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 25, 2008

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    There was a convienience store being robbed here in the city. The clerk was beinfg held at gun point and his father had a gun on the perpetrator. The perp kept telling him tell your dad to put the gun down,dad refused ..He looked at the kid and says "He don't like...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Jun 14, 2008

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    Crime Stories

    My favorite is the old CSI with that hunk of a man William Peterson he makes my heart skip a beat and Im an old lady LOL I like Law and Order to and I think Ive watched all the older crime shows with the gangster.
    silvercoins4 silvercoins4 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 14, 2008

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    Who steals apps ......my debts get paid... Im not a criminal hack You are
    yournotvictoriaever345 yournotvictoriaever345 51-55, F 2 hrs ago

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    I think it's really interesting and cool
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    I hate it. I hate that people can't be decent to each other. I hate that people don't think before they talk or how it might affect their feelings. I hate how my friends suck, that...
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    my mom asked wat the square root of 49 was.i said 13 .im fukking stupid as shitt
    amylouise123 amylouise123 13-15, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    But not like VERY.. just a little. So it should be alright. It is nice to be stupid, kinda give you some charm, or whatever.
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Worrying is stupid, it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
    jyjyb jyjyb 18-21, F 13 hrs ago

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    These are my favorite I found on the internet and I would give them credit but I forget a name of that site. How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. You kill...
    Ariamis Ariamis 18-21, M 13 hrs ago

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    If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 16 hrs ago

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    Hello I wish I could draw! I can write - or at least I think I can. I am writing some transvestite short stories - is there anyone out there who can draw who would give me some...
    brianwilliamstv brianwilliamstv 51-55, M 17 hrs ago

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    Idk why but I get jealous over stupid stuff, like if I like someone and they like someone else I get stupid jelious I think it's because I'm scared I'm going to lose that person...
    SassyNclassy04 SassyNclassy04 26-30, F 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    Here's a story: I love wearing tight bras. I wear a size 36 C, and I always get much smaller cups. The feeling my breasts bulging out is amazing. I catch guys staring, and it just...
    BoobQueenn22 BoobQueenn22 22-25, F 10 Responses 1 day ago

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    i am convicted and guiltu and fined for shoplifting at seventeen . its come back at my present day and age and now affecting my present job .. a whole bunch of past is all...
    wezamuntkee wezamuntkee 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    Few months ago I read a blog about sexual stories of woman sexual life story and it aroused me and I kept looking of more stories I and found that I like to hear them and read...
    Lightbat Lightbat 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    Hi I would like to vent a little bit.I Hate getting treated like I am stupid in front of my spouse friends and in laws.They treat me like I am garbage or treat me like I am stupid...
    Fruitypunch15 Fruitypunch15 31-35 2 days ago

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    If you could read this I would be very thankful. Due to be finished in the coming months. Also if any edits need to be made plz comment them below. http://w.tt/1NllMWr
    xTheWolfWithinx xTheWolfWithinx 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    I'm a fat ugly cow I love humiliation I am a cuckquean I love being tricke black mailed forced to watch u cheat on me call me ugly nasty useless make in of my nasty pus.... I do...
    misspiggy456 misspiggy456 22-25, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

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    Someone send me a good story! Ill send you one back if I like yours...
    MonkeyBuisness1 MonkeyBuisness1 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    The Savior of Two, Lincu --------------------------------------- Lincu hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it as if it were a rabid canine trying to bite...
    TheClassicFox TheClassicFox 13-15 4 days ago

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    From any One and gets Panties wet and makes me wanna sit in skirt n have legs Open to watch em all try n see my panties so obvious but i enjoy the attention n br better if i was...
    Luvnit69 Luvnit69 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Sometimes, the law is immoral and unethical. Where a person, in order to be moral and ethical, must become a criminal.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 days ago

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    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 a week ago

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    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 a week ago

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    QUOTES TAKEN FROM ACTUAL FEDERAL EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS: 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." 2. "His men would...
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    While the barber is lathering the man up for his shave, the man expresses to the barber how he has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks. The barber replies with a...
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    I like to write stories I don't know how good I am at it but I enjoy doing it it's one of the things I do when im bored 4 when I have surgery this month I will sit in bed why I am...
    me0883 me0883 22-25, M Jun 21

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    send me some naughty stories. id love to hear
    kaleeeb kaleeeb 26-30, M Jun 21

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    My favorites are about naughty women, such as myself, getting a good sound spanking from her husband or boyfriend. I like the ones where the punishments get particularly creative...
    Ashnikk Ashnikk 26-30, F 5 Responses Jun 21

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    any girls want to send some in as I **********
    DarkLight1999 DarkLight1999 16-17, M Jun 21

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    At least I´ll write here after EP removed all my stories, most of them didn´t even had sexual content but stories in public places, I don´t know how´s that offensive in anyway...
    MattNu MattNu 31-35, M 1 Response Jun 21

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    My step mom has ruined everything. She is the reason I can't go home to see my dad for father's day. So instead, I sit here in my apartment alone while everyone is doing father's...
    mstenorsaxplayer mstenorsaxplayer 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 21

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    We all share stories about ourselves and our lives as a way of getting to know each other. But each story is just one interpretation of events and never the complete truth, so...
    ILAMA2 ILAMA2 41-45, F Jun 20