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I Like Stupid Criminal Stories

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    Crime Stories

    My favorite is the old CSI with that hunk of a man William Peterson he makes my heart skip a beat and Im an old lady LOL I like Law and Order to and I think Ive watched all the older crime shows with the gangster.
    silvercoins4 silvercoins4 70+, F 2 Responses Jun 14, 2008

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    janelorench janelorench 26-30 Jul 14, 2010

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    Did You Hear the One About......

    the man that was filling out an application in a convienent store, and was talking to the manager, then he decides to rob him after the interview. the manager had all his info on the application so after he called the police, he just gave the police the application. and they go...
    Tigger1 Tigger1 51-55, F 2 Responses May 6, 2008

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    What Goes Around Comes Around.

    A friend of my Dad has dogs which he walks every day along a disused railway track. He is a good man and takes good care of his dogs and is a responsible owner so he always cleans up after them. One day he was walking along the track as usual when a hooded man ran from behind him...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 25, 2008

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    There was a convienience store being robbed here in the city. The clerk was beinfg held at gun point and his father had a gun on the perpetrator. The perp kept telling him tell your dad to put the gun down,dad refused ..He looked at the kid and says "He don't like...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Jun 14, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    Just a little part of something I'm working on writing.. I dunno. Sociality is not one of my strong points. If someone were to put me in a room full of other people, I would most...
    rapfordays rapfordays 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Simple title for simple thought Every event is a story, if is interesting or not, does not matter. but what is lovely is that they are always happening around us, and they are...
    JosueOA JosueOA 18-21, M Jul 7

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    Can anyone send me some naughty stories? Also I'd like to know of any websites with naughty stories!
    xxfunloverxx xxfunloverxx 18-21, F 10 Responses Jun 22

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    For reasons, I am having the worst morning. But I do my best to cope with this simple fact. I cope in different ways than most, but today just had to be the day where I would...
    TheSmartestManOnEarth TheSmartestManOnEarth 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 10

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    Does anyone wanna swap stories. Message me saying you do.
    RacerXX2 RacerXX2 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 10

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    Anyone have stories to share plz do share
    cutesteph18 cutesteph18 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 11

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    I love reading naughty stories. To me there a big turn on. I heard this site is good for dirty type stuff. If any guys are interested give me a shout
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jul 12

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    I love writing fictional stories because I can imagine what I'm writing about is my escape from reality.
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    This is a story I recently wrote. They had been cuddling and rough housing for about 10 minutes before he was stopped abruptly. As he tickled her, she bounced on up on his stomach...
    NoVADad703 NoVADad703 31-35, M 3 Responses Jun 22

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    I like to write lots of stuff. I am working on a novel, I write poems, I write articles, I have a diary, I have a great little blog that I want to share with the world because it...
    ivankay ivankay 22-25, F Jun 23

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    This EP Story Touched my Soul !! I'm drinking some wine about to pass out. Take the biggest mind-**** you ever met, and multiply that by a million and that's my dad. It took us...
    thedumber01 thedumber01 46-50, F Jun 26

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    I would like a story please
    brecollins brecollins 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    Sooo this is an excerpt from a story that I started to write, but never finished. Tell me what you think! While I'm sitting here listening to the teacher drone on about God knows...
    Ashley1421 Ashley1421 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    If your acting like this when your an adult somethings seriously wrong with you
    eatthekids1stplease eatthekids1stplease 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    Why did Mr potato stay in? Incase Mr onion rings... Aha.
    Chark92 Chark92 18-21, F Jun 22

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    What's white and sits in a tree? A washing machine silly ;)
    BoundlessThoughts BoundlessThoughts 18-21, F 4 Responses Jun 22

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    "Knowledge is Power, France is Bacon."
    HappieStinger HappieStinger 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 26

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    Yes, Fifty Shade of Grey is the best! ๐Ÿ˜Š Thank you E L James for giving us Christian ๐Ÿ˜
    BeccaK1 BeccaK1 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 22

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    I'm writing a book please check it out http://www.wattpad.com/56380729-the-club-chapter-1?utm_source=web&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_reading&ref_id=30306739
    hidingbehindthefacade hidingbehindthefacade 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    A night with my husband. I'm glad to report this story is 100% true and happened the other night! I'm still buzzing from it. Check the comments for the story.
    slr1026love slr1026love 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 26

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    Looking for a fun nice and playful girl! Age is not really an issue, so hit me up :)
    rayorcas rayorcas 26-30, M 1 Response Jun 28

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    Love hearing what other people get up to. I find it great inspiration my self for new ideas.
    ApollosArrow ApollosArrow 18-21 Jul 2

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    This is my first novel based off my life growing up as a transgender girl. http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/following-butterflies-ellyahnna-christina-hall/1115286053?ean...
    Ellygirl1 Ellygirl1 26-30, T Jul 4

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    Who doesn't, c'mon guys tell me some plzzz ;)
    greatinbedchick greatinbedchick 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I have a couple of books that had some sexy scenes in it! I had no idea. I love the feeling though of my tummy going in knots. Always worry after the world will know..! Or maybe...
    JennyMason JennyMason 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    Would love to hear you taboo experience msg me and ill share back
    wilburforce wilburforce 36-40, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I've been thinking of writing a small story. I've been working on a story for awhile. I have one thing established: it'll take place in a post-apocalyptic world, some time around...
    AWanderingSoulOfArt AWanderingSoulOfArt 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Anyone got any, i loveeee them. They make me so wet and...excited
    nudeeeex nudeeeex 16-17, F 5 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    hey all ! ... this is important and big. can i have a small time of yours, just little.. few minutes.. i sign up here around a year back to share my story with people and i did. i...
    heartless2 heartless2 22-25, M 6 hrs ago

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    I am fade up with these stupid people in my life .
    Johnnystha Johnnystha 26-30, M 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    EP Kids: I realize that I'm most likely going to receive some "hate" for this, BUT for goodness sake, EP will you please, Please, PLEASE get this idiotic kids off of this site...
    Virgo4Whore Virgo4Whore 41-45, M 1 day ago

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    Something sinister to it, pendulum swinging slow A degenerate moving through the city with criminals, stealth Welcome to enemy turf, harder than immigrants work "Golf" is stitched...
    Chasemanning Chasemanning 13-15, M a week ago

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    "There are Three Kinds of Lies.. 1. Lies. 2. Damnable Lies. 3. Statistics". "There is One Distinct Criminal Class in America....It's Called Congress". "Always do the Right Thing...
    Davido57 Davido57 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter One Hundred Forty-Three I wondered what kind of a mood Robert would be in when he had had the meeting with...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Jul 1

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    this was when I met my now boyfriend. it was just this year.. I mean I knew him before through a friend but I didnt really know him know him ya know? and I always thought he was...
    Brooketaylor Brooketaylor 18-21, F Jul 7

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    โ€œPolice are inevitably corrupted. ... Police always observe that criminals prosper. It takes a pretty dull policeman to miss the fact that the position of authority is the most...
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 3 Responses Jun 27

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    I keep hearing these stories about parents leaving their children in vehicles for various reasons in hot weather. They "forgot" their child or infant was with them. I am a parent...
    edemylove edemylove 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 2

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    The only way I can see myself making a decent wage for my family is as a career criminal
    jojoe87 jojoe87 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Who is your favorite character on Criminal Minds? My favorite is Dr Reid. I love his dorkiness. But I've gotta say that JJ has really grown on me. How amazing/ awkward would...
    blazeee blazeee 22-25 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Women are like iPhones! You have to touch them all over before they respond.....Men are like Blackberry! Rub one ball and everything moves! Achievement seems to be connected with...
    thetheonly thetheonly 18-21, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    My Own Stupid Fight! This happened a long time ago to me back when I was in sixth grade (through seventh grade) and I'm sharing this so that you guys can all have a laugh (about...
    FR3DR1CKA FR3DR1CKA 16-17, F Jun 24

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    Stupid Stupid Stupid!!.. How could people be so stupid! I come from a family of stupid people 2 sisters 1 drug addict the other a really bad alcoholic & thur in 50s grandparents...
    missyluvsmissy4me missyluvsmissy4me 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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