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    There was a convienience store being robbed here in the city. The clerk was beinfg held at gun point and his father had a gun on the perpetrator. The perp kept telling him tell your dad to put the gun down,dad refused ..He looked at the kid and says "He don't like...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Jun 14, 2008

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    Did You Hear the One About......

    the man that was filling out an application in a convienent store, and was talking to the manager, then he decides to rob him after the interview. the manager had all his info on the application so after he called the police, he just gave the police the application. and they go...
    Tigger1 Tigger1 51-55, F 2 Responses May 6, 2008

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    Crime Stories

    My favorite is the old CSI with that hunk of a man William Peterson he makes my heart skip a beat and Im an old lady LOL I like Law and Order to and I think Ive watched all the older crime shows with the gangster.
    silvercoins4 silvercoins4 70+, F 2 Responses Jun 14, 2008

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    What Goes Around Comes Around.

    A friend of my Dad has dogs which he walks every day along a disused railway track. He is a good man and takes good care of his dogs and is a responsible owner so he always cleans up after them. One day he was walking along the track as usual when a hooded man ran from behind him...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 25, 2008

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    send me your naughtiest stories please, i could really use them right now ;)
    gr4cie gr4cie 18-21, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    Anyone like to share? I enjoy all kinds from anyone!
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    So I wrote a whole series and I want you guys to read and respond to the first one. Warning " I am not an expert on story writing so don't go hating...
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    THIS IS A STORY I WROTE A WHILE BACK BUT WANT TO CONTINUE WRITING IN THIS HOME BREWED UNIVERSE. This is the world built on the ashes of the past. Like the great phoenix it...
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    Anyone got any? Gay or straight! ;)
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    love to get a juicy story that can make me horny enough to have to ********** at work
    Vneck Vneck 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 28

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    Someone message me;) looking for a dominant man to be my daddy and take care of his babygirl
    myownbiggestenemy myownbiggestenemy 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 29

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    Send me your naughtiest story ;)
    SextMe13 SextMe13 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 30

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    Message me your naughty story ;-)
    ClaudiaRosenkilde ClaudiaRosenkilde 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 6

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    Do you have any planning/outlining techniques when you write something lengthy? I normally just write, but sometimes, I loose focus...anyone have any techniques useful to outlining...
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    Someone message me a naughty story please!
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    is new to this and wants to meet people to talk! any takers?
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    When I wake up I always open up this sight and read dirty story's. I usually end up touching myself
    katiet15 katiet15 13-15, F 8 Responses Dec 14

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    Is your name Katniss? Because you're starting an uprising in my district. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Kamberxo Kamberxo 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 16

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    Vacuum repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake. Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it? Vacuum repairman: Uh, no. Peter: You...
    SirQuaggie SirQuaggie 31-35, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts. (Lois and Peter stare in silence) Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts. (Peter and Lois keep...
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    Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Auctioner: She had nine STDs. Quagmire: Forty-five bucks. Auctioner: And...
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    Mayor West: MY GOD! Someones stealing my water! Meg: But it just went down the drain. Mayor West: The hit when you least expect it. (Waters plant) Mayor West: SHOW YOURSELVES...
    SirQuaggie SirQuaggie 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    I've got a couple horrotica pieces that could use readers. PM me if you're interested.
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    Gets yelled at for singing in the shower* "There are 2 things that you can't suppress in the shower.. My balls and my soul." haaaaa
    TheNeverendingLlama TheNeverendingLlama 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    will a lady please message me a story?
    SoCalKat SoCalKat 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Send me some, haven't found good ones lately!
    Angela5398 Angela5398 16-17, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'd love it if you sent me your naughty story to read. Please no rape, BDSM or torture fantasy stuff.
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    There was once a Vampire enjoying a nice nights walk on the beach when he came across a dastardly Seal. As they walked paths the Seal could not help but notice a shiny object...
    onewhosupplants onewhosupplants 22-25, M 11 hrs ago

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    If you like reading embarrassing stories read my featured story, totally exposed and very embarrassing
    wheels1972 wheels1972 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 11

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    It's a secret so that's why I'm trying this site. I like to hear stories about weight gaining and stuff and please message if you'd like to share :)
    SoccerFan98 SoccerFan98 16-17, M Nov 28

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    a criminal genius named Bellamy had a pretty young daughter named Melanie, and one at a time he taught her each crime, so that now her whole life is a felony.
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 7 hrs ago

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    This jealous frumpy stupid hacking criminal does get its over Now go bang the guy who is no longer attracted while I get it Up the butt
    meeeeeletsgo meeeeeletsgo 51-55, F 3 Responses Nov 26

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    A hacking bimbo criminal who hates to **** for years ..now she likes it all of a sudden Brenda here's fat pig ..
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    The Night Mike Robinson Relapsed Chapter Two "And that's why I hate our teacher." I said. Renn, Billy, Tessa, and I were in Renn’s basement, eating pizza while I was making...
    kassilikescookies kassilikescookies 13-15, F Dec 15

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    I need this profile ......criminal sandy acting cool again....
    LetsGetHer66 LetsGetHer66 51-55, F 2 Responses Dec 2

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    I think police should have access to criminal records across state lines. I was arrested because we visited a state next to ours and the police had no way to check - to see I had...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M Dec 6

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    so before this account, I had a different one which is still on EP . I had a different username too. The only reason I made this new account was bcuz my other one got like blocked...
    Gabsters05 Gabsters05 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    There is a fair possibility that you are aware of the fact that your data is exposed to hackers. But, you leave your records on the courtesy of these e-criminals as you feel you...
    prettyautomatio47 prettyautomatio47 26-30, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I'm not even complaining. I think we are all entitled to our opinions whether it's what you want to hear or not, it's a free country. I say if you post a ridiculous post prepare...
    Roz2014 Roz2014 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 27

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    The β€œIn” Group The school year started like normal for Caleb. He was in the same classrooms, had the same teachers and friends, and knew the school like the back of his hand...
    GirlforGod2 GirlforGod2 13-15 Dec 6

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    I loved this guy for the best part of 5 years I still wake up with him being one of my first thoughts, dream of him, think of him in the day and he's my last thought of the day...
    lilygeorge12 lilygeorge12 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    I've lost my wonderful EP account along with it 100's of stories, photo's & friends lost!!! If censorship is driving you crazy here then get yourself over to Secret Erotica . Com...
    Eroticmentions Eroticmentions 26-30, F Dec 10

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    I've lost my wonderful EP account along with it 100's of stories, photo's & friends lost!!! If censorship is driving you crazy here then get yourself over to Secret Erotica . Com...
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    I've lost my wonderful EP account along with it 100's of stories, photo's & friends lost!!! If censorship is driving you crazy here then get yourself over to Secret Erotica . Com...
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