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    Did You Hear the One About......

    the man that was filling out an application in a convienent store, and was talking to the manager, then he decides to rob him after the interview. the manager had all his info on the application so after he called the police, he just gave the police the application. and they go...
    Tigger1 Tigger1 51-55, F 2 Responses May 6, 2008

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    What Goes Around Comes Around.

    A friend of my Dad has dogs which he walks every day along a disused railway track. He is a good man and takes good care of his dogs and is a responsible owner so he always cleans up after them. One day he was walking along the track as usual when a hooded man ran from behind him...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 25, 2008

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    There was a convienience store being robbed here in the city. The clerk was beinfg held at gun point and his father had a gun on the perpetrator. The perp kept telling him tell your dad to put the gun down,dad refused ..He looked at the kid and says "He don't like...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Jun 14, 2008

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    Crime Stories

    My favorite is the old CSI with that hunk of a man William Peterson he makes my heart skip a beat and Im an old lady LOL I like Law and Order to and I think Ive watched all the older crime shows with the gangster.
    silvercoins4 silvercoins4 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 14, 2008

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    I like reading bedtime stories to my nieces and nephew. Calmingly taking them on a journey before they reach their slumber. But it also makes me miss what I shared with you. One...
    PessimisticPenguin PessimisticPenguin 31-35, M Apr 6

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    I've written several, none of which I think are any good. I once wrote a story about six very different people who come together in the afterlife to solve a global crisis. I wrote...
    RandomSongbird RandomSongbird 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    As I'm sleeping ur in the bathroom with my best friend "Push it down harder, deeper. I want your stupid girlfriend to taste my asss when she wakes up. Maybe then she’ll realize I...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    Send me some naughty stories (;
    Hannahhbaby Hannahhbaby 18-21, F 11 Responses Mar 29

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    I just tried to upload a story about my wife in this ADULT SITE and have checked the inappropriate block and had it rejected instantly. I used language that is used in hundreds of...
    wtchswife wtchswife 61-65, M 2 Responses Apr 8

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    While she makes out with my boyfriend I make out with her *** I know where I belong .... Only message me wth humiliating stories I am only sub never dome and specifically like...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 12

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    Especially if someone written something for me specifically... I love being told what someone would like to do with me in good detail, it's making me wet now that I'm thinking...
    LinaBean16 LinaBean16 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 29

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    I am a fat pathetic loser I have a flat butt almost no boobs and I am 275lbs 5'1 I want to be humiliated like the pig I am I deserve to be cheated on laughed at made the butt of a...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    💗A Mouse In Danger💗 A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?", the mouse wondered . He...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    when i was 14 a new family moved close to us .at the bus stop that morning the oldest boy was 16 and said i got to p so i sad will do it he just pulled his d*** out and pissed i...
    priencjames priencjames 22-25, M Apr 11

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    I need a mistress like this.........."Hmmmm while you’re sitting over there looking at BOTH of us. ….I want to hear you compare ME to little no boobs down below ME……let us...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F Apr 12

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    I get a text from my boyfriends phone it's a photo message it says "Me and your boyfriend love working out together, while you sit at home on your asss. He says I have the most...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F Apr 12

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    I lost my old account and wanted to repost... I had a surreal experience the other day and would like to share it. I am not usually a headphones in public guy, but I was wrapped...
    deepceenu deepceenu 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    Are there any ladies out there that would like a personalized story...anything your dirty mind can think of...klk me at filthyfather
    filthyfather filthyfather 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    Does anyone wanna hear a story? It's copyright but I'm happy to share! It's not too good but I try, so enjoy I guess!😄 Pothcrome unplugged Story Chapter 1 *Whiirrrrrrrrrr...
    Penelton Penelton 13-15, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Just a short poem, its copyright but you can share. Enjoy 1 knock on the door means he has a man to kill 2 knocks on the door means he's quiet and he's still. 3 knocks on the...
    Penelton Penelton 13-15, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    anyone have something to help.....
    justmenow901 justmenow901 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 25

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    Need relief, someone post a story???
    librarygirl0411 librarygirl0411 18-21, F 7 Responses Mar 26

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    Let me hear what you have to say
    ttttttfgtfv ttttttfgtfv 26-30, M Mar 29

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    if the story is good, detailed, and creative, I prefer it over ****;)
    mycatisbettrthanyurs mycatisbettrthanyurs 18-21, F 9 Responses Mar 29

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    I am going to need more freelance writers, bloggers and interns for this music site I help run, swurvradio.com If you love hip hop, R&B, and music in general and are willing to...
    stephenmj12 stephenmj12 22-25, M Mar 30

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    I need a story anyone want to write me one??
    ilyana123spf ilyana123spf 31-35, F 8 Responses Mar 30

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    send me everything you got! my pusssy is glistening my hot juices. let's see if you can make me pour!
    rubagainstme rubagainstme 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 31

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    I'm a dumb fat ugly mannish humiliation slutt I love being cheated on forced to watch or tricked and black mailed made fun of laughed at compared to hotter women and made to look...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    Read my first post, it's a pretty good story. I hope I told it well
    JoshHarrison JoshHarrison 18-21, M Apr 6

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    Send me everything and anything! I'm soaking
    Nickymiw Nickymiw 18-21, F 6 Responses Apr 6

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    “Your husband said I would enjoy your tongue on my asss.“ the young Cuckcake giggled. "He said just slide a little forward the next time I sat on your face and you would know...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 12

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    I suck ur ballls while u pound her she says "That’s it sukck your husbands ballls as he pounds this tight little wet cuunt. See how much he loves it? He’s rubbing the shitt out...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 12

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    He sent me the picture message “The boys trip is going well! very relaxing… I forgot to bring condoms. Oh well, guess i’ll have to be “careful” ha.”
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 14

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    “Yeah that’s right loser ;) While I’m out on a romantic dinner with your husband, you will be licking all of his friends dirty ******** ALL night, hahaha! Everyone in town...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 17

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    I'd rather read a good, rough story than watch ****.
    BetweenFlames BetweenFlames 18-21, F 17 Responses 6 days ago

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    Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised. Mary also had a bear. I often saw her little lamb but never saw her bear. Mary, Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow...
    wtchswife wtchswife 61-65, M 2 days ago

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    ****A LESSON FROM AN OLD COW**** One day a farmer's old cow fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I’m a fat useless pig I have no shame I want to be tricked blackmailed cheated on humiliated made to do nasty sick things ...I want to be tied up in a men's bathroom snaked with...
    Misspiggy1234 Misspiggy1234 22-25, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    One bright morning... in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf...
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I love watching crime shows and movies on TV. I love the show Criminal Minds and watch every episode when this series is on. If I am not at home I just set my DVR and record the...
    maryannelamb maryannelamb 46-50, F Apr 3

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    HACKER WORTHLESS OVERWEIGHT STUPID BUGGER CAMMED SLOB CRIMINAL PIG DIRTBAG.... IM THE COMEBACK KID.....GO SUCK A ****