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    Did You Hear the One About......

    the man that was filling out an application in a convienent store, and was talking to the manager, then he decides to rob him after the interview. the manager had all his info on the application so after he called the police, he just gave the police the application. and they go...
    Tigger1 Tigger1 51-55, F 2 Responses May 6, 2008

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    What Goes Around Comes Around.

    A friend of my Dad has dogs which he walks every day along a disused railway track. He is a good man and takes good care of his dogs and is a responsible owner so he always cleans up after them. One day he was walking along the track as usual when a hooded man ran from behind him...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 25, 2008

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    Crime Stories

    My favorite is the old CSI with that hunk of a man William Peterson he makes my heart skip a beat and Im an old lady LOL I like Law and Order to and I think Ive watched all the older crime shows with the gangster.
    silvercoins4 silvercoins4 70+, F 2 Responses Jun 14, 2008

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    There was a convienience store being robbed here in the city. The clerk was beinfg held at gun point and his father had a gun on the perpetrator. The perp kept telling him tell your dad to put the gun down,dad refused ..He looked at the kid and says "He don't like...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Jun 14, 2008

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    she get pen to write a story that always trying to get out from her head.but she can't write it because of the noise.she start to think slowly.she is hearing an unfair argument.she...
    darkblackknight darkblackknight 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    I've had some stories published by lit-erotica, but I need a muse, some inspiration so I can create more stories! Who wants to help?
    Djanarchy Djanarchy 46-50, M Sep 8

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    i wanna hear a men tell me stories about either 1. them groping a sexy girl in public 2. watching a girl ( who didnt see you ) **********. no short stories , only good ones!
    pookiebee pookiebee 18-21, F 6 Responses Sep 9

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    A Guardian For Her (Part 3) "Big Sister, why did that police officer call you a monster? Are you a demon," she inquired after coughing the last of the smoke from her lungs. I was...
    GeneralRose GeneralRose 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    Hey fellow writers, so I'm currently working on a book. I've been looking for people that have a passion for writing and that are just starting—like me. The goal would be to work...
    BasicWritingInc BasicWritingInc 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 1

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    I love reading dirty stories as long it's not about rape. I like it
    dominick6 dominick6 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 19

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    I'm a very sexual person, so I love reading naughty stories, true or false. I also love writing my own and telling people about things I've actually done. I do try to be discrete...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 1

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    I always imagine that being a super famous writer.. (Unfortunately im too shy to show my stories)
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    Wow been reading some story's online some of them are so dam horny I wonder how many naughty stories are on this site if we was to be honest ???
    tom1851 tom1851 46-50, M Sep 10

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    I love to write. They are so many stories I want to tell but simply don't have the time to do it. Or so I tell myself...
    jkip jkip 22-25, F Sep 10

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    Send me some really juicy stories!!!! :)
    chrissyx3 chrissyx3 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 11

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    I love reading juicy, naughty and erotic stories. they make me feel so horny until I can't bear the tension any more and am forced to touch myself!
    bellababes bellababes 18-21, F 13 Responses Sep 13

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    She slowed to catch her breath for a minute trying to figure out where she was. She checked her watch. It was 7:24 in the morning and she was already tired and looking forward to...
    twistedunicorn88 twistedunicorn88 18-21, F Sep 2

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    April Sullivan walked to her car ready to go home already. She got in her car and turned on the radio to her favorite station then went to start the car-only the car didn't start...
    twistedunicorn88 twistedunicorn88 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    The Girl From Another World quickly fell in love with Italian food, Italian cars and furniture, Italian frocks, bras and pants and Robert De Niro. The Boy From Another World...
    Vetrov Vetrov 51-55, M 2 Responses Sep 10

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    I´d like to produce some nice piece of a story ... need to gather the elements, place, time, characters, plot......will make it about some ordinary, every day people... I guess...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 14

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    Heaven On EarthI know you, I know this body....How to bring it to pleasure...How to bring it to pain...Sealed within a kiss of my darkest domain...I look within the pools of your...
    DayDreamer81 DayDreamer81 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 16

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    I've been writing this, please don't steal it :( but tell me what you think! :D I have bad grammar too. ===== I was an only child until October 19, 2000 then my mom had twins...
    Riukkuyo Riukkuyo 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim! Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick. Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic! Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick...
    quaggmire quaggmire 31-35, M Aug 31

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    Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.' Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
    quaggmire quaggmire 31-35, M Aug 31

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    Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
    quaggmire quaggmire 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 31

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    Peter: Are you gonna eat that stapler? TV Executive: You...can't eat a stapler. Peter: Wanna split it?
    quaggmire quaggmire 31-35, M Aug 31

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    Mayor West: MY GOD! Someone's stealing my water! Meg: But it just went down the drain. Mayor West: They hit when you least expect it. (Waters plant.) Mayor West: SHOW YOURSELVES...
    quaggmire quaggmire 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 31

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    Chris: Dad, you should invent the frisbee, that's an awesome toy. Meg: Chris, the frisbee is already invented. Chris: Then how come I never heard of it?
    quaggmire quaggmire 31-35, M Aug 31

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    Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad. Meg: We have the same dad idiot! Chris: Yeah, but mine's smarter!
    quaggmire quaggmire 31-35, M Aug 31

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    "You gotta win to get love" -Ricky Bobby/Will Ferrell
    Cyanideheart Cyanideheart 18-21, M Sep 11

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    Why were the steelers not allowed in the NBA?
    Experiencevisionary Experiencevisionary 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 17

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    Would love to hear the most kinky story's!!
    cho24 cho24 22-25, M Sep 5

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    I'm writhing a fanfic of rwby right now
    dominick6 dominick6 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 10

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    So I have dabbled with Adult Story telling for a while. I have had some really creative ideas lately, and I think I am ready to start publishing some of my stuff.
    tiredgoodguy tiredgoodguy 26-30, M Sep 16

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    It's help me to escape the reallity for a while. I'm not sure I'm good in writing, but it's just so easy to put the pen on the white paper and create the world i want to be in that...
    vailetking vailetking 16-17, F Sep 18

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    Im always horny in the morning and wAnt to cumm please inbox me a naughty story ;)
    silverladies silverladies 22-25, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    I'm horny pls send me some
    silverladies silverladies 22-25, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I can write one if you want. Just give me what you want it to be about and i will try my best
    AustinmMurdock AustinmMurdock 16-17, M 1 day ago

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    Associates who're very professional relating to this desired destination and response travellers’ issues usually.Love panoramic sights from oversized Home windows within our...
    Hiltonhn53 Hiltonhn53 31-35, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I have way too many ideas and I can't draw or write my stories in vivid detail, but I feel that movies would be the best way for me to portray my stories. I love watching movies...
    unicornbombz unicornbombz 16-17, F 3 hrs ago

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    Facing a Criminal Charge is often a daunting prospect. If you're confused just contemplating it, You're not alone, numerous are actually concerned about the entire process of using...
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