I Like Stupid Criminal Stories

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    Crime Stories

    My favorite is the old CSI with that hunk of a man William Peterson he makes my heart skip a beat and Im an old lady LOL I like Law and Order to and I think Ive watched all the older crime shows with the gangster.
    silvercoins4 silvercoins4
    70+, F
    2 Responses Jun 14, 2008
    janelorench janelorench
    26-30
    Jul 14, 2010

    What Goes Around Comes Around.

    A friend of my Dad has dogs which he walks every day along a disused railway track. He is a good man and takes good care of his dogs and is a responsible owner so he always cleans up after them. One day he was walking along the track as usual when a hooded man ran from behind him...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Sep 25, 2008

    ??

    There was a convienience store being robbed here in the city. The clerk was beinfg held at gun point and his father had a gun on the perpetrator. The perp kept telling him tell your dad to put the gun down,dad refused ..He looked at the kid and says "He don't like...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule
    36-40, F
    Jun 14, 2008

    Did You Hear the One About......

    the man that was filling out an application in a convienent store, and was talking to the manager, then he decides to rob him after the interview. the manager had all his info on the application so after he called the police, he just gave the police the application. and they go...
    Tigger1 Tigger1
    51-55, F
    2 Responses May 6, 2008

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