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I Like Stupid Criminal Stories

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    Crime Stories

    My favorite is the old CSI with that hunk of a man William Peterson he makes my heart skip a beat and Im an old lady LOL I like Law and Order to and I think Ive watched all the older crime shows with the gangster.
    silvercoins4 silvercoins4 70+, F 2 Responses Jun 14, 2008

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    There was a convienience store being robbed here in the city. The clerk was beinfg held at gun point and his father had a gun on the perpetrator. The perp kept telling him tell your dad to put the gun down,dad refused ..He looked at the kid and says "He don't like...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Jun 14, 2008

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    What Goes Around Comes Around.

    A friend of my Dad has dogs which he walks every day along a disused railway track. He is a good man and takes good care of his dogs and is a responsible owner so he always cleans up after them. One day he was walking along the track as usual when a hooded man ran from behind him...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 25, 2008

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    Did You Hear the One About......

    the man that was filling out an application in a convienent store, and was talking to the manager, then he decides to rob him after the interview. the manager had all his info on the application so after he called the police, he just gave the police the application. and they go...
    Tigger1 Tigger1 51-55, F 2 Responses May 6, 2008

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    janelorench janelorench 26-30 Jul 14, 2010

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    Oddly enough I like the world building and fleshing out the characters more than writing the actual main plot.
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    Anyone want to send me some..?! 🙊😘😏
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    Someone send me a really good story
    Gothicsteph180 Gothicsteph180 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 9

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    What's the difference between a helicopter and a banana?? Neither of them are police officers.
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    Just an ordinary Saturday afternoon. The arduous trip to the grocery store and the inevitable putting away. Seems to go faster when the children help. We’re done, the kids have...
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    They have to have style and subtlety. They have to be realistic and feasible. They have to be corrupting and hot. They have to be better than Fifty Shades.....!
    Rovigatti Rovigatti 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 18

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    **Heels Walking into the room I hear a faint noise in the distance. I see a jewelry box across the room as it played. I slowly strut over to it, the heels of my boots clacking...
    Chpt16 Chpt16 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 23

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    the 'i' experiences gets 'colorful' when i read other's profiles and experiences... interesting.
    graciousindifference29 graciousindifference29 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    Send me a story!!!! <3 pleeeeaaaasssseeee
    prettykitty419 prettykitty419 18-21, F 8 Responses 4 days ago

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    The stories have to seem natural and make sense. Don't like fantasy or stories that are too extreme.
    Robin10 Robin10 46-50, F 6 Responses Feb 7

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    Sometimes, you decide to do something crazy, purely for the fun of it. Something totally out of the ordinary, that doesn't match the way you usually act, and just to see what would...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 15

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    For those of you who have seen the Criminal Minds episode "The Angel Maker", I'm writing a fanfic where Chloe (The unsub) has another baby and the baby lives, so she sings the...
    ncisfan1212 ncisfan1212 18-21, F Feb 11

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    Well of course they are why the F#*K would you bother making story's up for unless your a Creep ,Pathological liar ,dirty chommo or wait that's a large portion of people on here if...
    RonSims RonSims 31-35, M Feb 12

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    Are you guys okay with too many disgusting torture scenes?? That is really disgusting...Ugh!! I love characters of criminal minds and i'm very interested in criminal psychology. So...
    JerryJerryA JerryJerryA 31-35, F Feb 13

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    My sisyter Latoya zeh used to be a good girl, used to be a good mother and wife but she got mixed up in the wrong crowd got hooked on drugs and became a criminal. she stolen, shes...
    AiymaSnikies AiymaSnikies 22-25, F Feb 9

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    Bill Cosby accuser Linda Joy Traitz was released from prison in 2012. Traitz has an extensive criminal history and has been arrested for trafficking pills, fraud, battery, theft...
    JuggllingForACure JuggllingForACure 26-30, M Feb 16

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    you know just the complty stupid ones that i wrote when i was like 13... .-. (alyx)
    crazyhyperkid crazyhyperkid 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 18

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    And all sorts of others things. Egoism, ignorance. It does not matter if one is rich or poor. High IQ or not. Etc etc. Just because someone is highly educated does not mean they...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Feb 22

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    Time for me to rant in 3...2...1...GO! Really? Is it so fǔcking hard for you idiots to understand that I do not like sěx (please excuse the huge number of alternate letters in...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 24 Responses Feb 23

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    Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    While there are a number of people in here who do make sense and are quite a joy to talk with, I was just really appalled at the sheer stupidity of the posts on my home feed. I...
    trAnSyLvanIanconcuBinE trAnSyLvanIanconcuBinE 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 8

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    Isn't it really something when the one thing you're taught as kids is to not speak to strangers... Yet there's a multitude of things that happen as we get older, that involves...
    gazzapocotron gazzapocotron 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 11

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    I have been the stupidest person in this world to believe that love and trust in this world exists. I always tried my level best to be good enough but I wasn't. I was stupid to...
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    My ex-girlfriend Sarah is probably one of the most annoying people in my life right now and I hate the fact that she's in my study hall always bragging about her new boyfriend (who...
    MegaManX97 MegaManX97 16-17, M 6 Responses Feb 22

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    I was recently turned down on my application for an Australian green card, on account of my criminal record. A little bit ironic is it not?
    LockieLeonard LockieLeonard 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    DEALERS I've been smoking pot since sixty-seven; I'll look for a dealer when I get to heaven. but every dealer I can find is possessed of a criminal mind: me first, you last, be...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Feb 18

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    DEALERS I've been smoking pot since sixty-seven; I'll look for a dealer when I get to heaven. but every dealer I can find is possessed of a criminal mind: me first, you last, be...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 1 Response Feb 18

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    My entire family and a lot of my friends think I'm stupid. Well sorry that I don't have a 4.0 GPA and take all sorts of honor classes like my little brother and cousin that's 2...
    Brudy6 Brudy6 18-21, M Feb 8

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    So ill tell you why I'm so depressed and terrified of my parents lately. Side note, I have a bf and he has helped me so much emotionally and did not encourage me doing this but...
    LoveLessOne97 LoveLessOne97 18-21, F Feb 17

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    Alright. I finally realize how stupid this guy i met a couple of years. After ignorning my messages for months, now here he is talking to me like an hopeless man alive. I just...
    fridaylove fridaylove 26-30, F Feb 21

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    I'm so sorry, but this is really long. I am currently in that stage where I have literally no idea what the hell is going on in my mind and heart. I'll try and make this pretty...
    themuffintitan themuffintitan 13-15, F Feb 6

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    today I did something stupid to myself I am trying to lose weight not gain it but today I went to a place called golden corral and ate too much can someone please tell me why I am...
    Bill19641111 Bill19641111 46-50, M 4 Responses Feb 12

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    I am so embarrassed. I have got to stop this little stupid crush on my brother in law. There are sooo many men in the world. I think if he were interested he would have acted on it...
    bossvixen bossvixen 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    ................. Boy do I have my list of men that act STUPID..., actually, it's just one and I can't help but LMAO at him. Too bad you can't fix stupid!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 15

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