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    Did You Hear the One About......

    the man that was filling out an application in a convienent store, and was talking to the manager, then he decides to rob him after the interview. the manager had all his info on the application so after he called the police, he just gave the police the application. and they go...
    Tigger1 Tigger1 51-55, F 2 Responses May 6, 2008

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    There was a convienience store being robbed here in the city. The clerk was beinfg held at gun point and his father had a gun on the perpetrator. The perp kept telling him tell your dad to put the gun down,dad refused ..He looked at the kid and says "He don't like...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Jun 14, 2008

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    Crime Stories

    My favorite is the old CSI with that hunk of a man William Peterson he makes my heart skip a beat and Im an old lady LOL I like Law and Order to and I think Ive watched all the older crime shows with the gangster.
    silvercoins4 silvercoins4 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 14, 2008

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    What Goes Around Comes Around.

    A friend of my Dad has dogs which he walks every day along a disused railway track. He is a good man and takes good care of his dogs and is a responsible owner so he always cleans up after them. One day he was walking along the track as usual when a hooded man ran from behind him...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 25, 2008

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    Felt like I was complaining too much about my life after seeing those stories today. I don't well with venting anyway. It just attracts negative attention, or goes ignored. So what...
    Abyssfull Abyssfull 51-55, M 31 mins ago

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    A big melting slice of self hate Oh my self-loathing is disgustingly indulgent, It destroys my health I wallow with glee for hours in the pits of my own self-hatred Everything I...
    Unsatisfiedstace2 Unsatisfiedstace2 46-50, F 4 hrs ago

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    I feel like im always on the wrong end of the conversation t=when the topic of school comes up, because i actually really enjoyed school. No it wasnt just because thats where all...
    firesoul07 firesoul07 22-25, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    In My Ears And In My Eyes Thirteen "That lady, and her daughter - " Mommy pointed in the direction of the two in question. " - are all by themselves." "Where's her daddy...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 61-65, F 6 hrs ago

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    like I think the world is so stupid! I hate people, including myself sometimes. why does everyone want "equality" and "peace". these are things that can't be achieved. and I...
    bizzbanny bizzbanny 18-21, M 17 hrs ago

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    like all you people suck my d!ck b!tches
    IFuckedYourBitch27 IFuckedYourBitch27 13-15, M 17 hrs ago

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    I will tell my what my disability is.. I have a learning disability with a TMI.. Witch is traumatic brain injury and PST chronic PST and depression and anxiety.. People like me...
    wawbanunagway wawbanunagway 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    This note compares the lives depicted in two movies featuring a strong female protagonist, each of whom has an experience that has been thrust upon her against her will. In each...
    Freeelectron Freeelectron 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    Found this really great haircut story the other day. It is called "The Barber Beauty", and it is about a girl who goes with boyfriend to a barbershop. The guy has wanted a...
    SportsSam8 SportsSam8 22-25, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    i wish could just spend the rest of my life going on cross country road trips seeing new things in camper or a caravan with a comfy bed no cares just smoke weed chill eat have s3x...
    sogdianrock sogdianrock 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    You are not your pain, you are not your accomplishments, or the lack thereof. You are NOT your emotions, You are not your thoughts. MOVE beyond the being tossed here and there, by...
    AmethystCluster AmethystCluster 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I look at her, at the simplest, smallest moments, when she drinks coffee, reads or looks pensively, and I am left breathless knowing that you don't need a million dollar telescope...
    IndraD IndraD 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Can anyone recommend stories for me to read? Sexy, hot stories?
    BlackStudUK BlackStudUK 31-35, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    A new addition to my long list of stories that I am writing. :) Unrequited Love:The Statue of Longing: An Angel love story. :) :Chapter 1: “Hello, my name is Abel. I work...
    SnowVixen SnowVixen 22-25, F a week ago

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    I´m working with a new type of story. It is very short, but I think it covers a lot of ground. I am not sure what I think about it, so tell me in the comments! Crystal Blue...
    Bellkel07 Bellkel07 13-15, F Jan 31

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    This site probably has a purpose defined by the designers which escapes me, so I have only my imagination to depend upon. Thus I believe that I choose friends by firstly, their...
    heqawaset heqawaset 70+, M Jan 31

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    One well known artist was asked to carve a door for heart. He did his best and carved most beautiful door but no handle. Someone asked him why no handle? He said, " Heart's door...
    PeacefulWarrior143 PeacefulWarrior143 26-30, M Jan 30

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    It was a normal day i woke up and sat up in bed threw the covers off me grabbed my pants of my dresser and threw them on yawed walked out my room threw the hall to the kitchen...
    Chris199718 Chris199718 18-21, M Jan 30

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    2016 Iowa Republican Presidential Caucus– How stupid are the people of Iowa?! 🤔WARNING: Don't read any further or watch the clip if you want to continue believe in Trump...
    SapphicHeart SapphicHeart 41-45, F Jan 30

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    When God created human, the angels were surprised. "Why the heck You created a being like this, who will destroy each other, destroy the earth?" Oh, by the way, I paraphrase the...
    rainyrainsky rainyrainsky 26-30, F 9 Responses Jan 30

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    Greedy pigs Swapping towers failed Resetting phone failed Dropping to four g failed Then me learns We must share towers And phone lovers With much g eaten...
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 28

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    Yea, they are sometimes amusing but there are gonna be times, listening to their stupidity pissed me off. It feels like a torture listening to their BS. What they're saying isn't...
    Genesol Genesol 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 28

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    I love looking up at the sky looking into the 9 worlds and even further. It makes you realize that all these self important people who "claim" authority over you on this rock we...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M Jan 27

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    My stories are based on my experiences whether I start out that way or not. Here is a story I wrote with all intents of it being a childrens short story. Instead its my story and...
    prism9 prism9 56-60, F Jan 26

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    I feel like nothing about me matters to anyone around me....how I feel....what I do or who I am....I feel worthless and stupid because of my expectations of people....I've learned...
    thebroken16 thebroken16 18-21, F Jan 25

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    All the people who creep stories with no reply or just hearts should join this club. When you take the time to vent about things that really hurt you and they take the time to...
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 24

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    finally sent off for my DBS ( criminal check thing) to volunteer for the NHS soo excited aswell as my volunteering for the mental health charity
    Ridingtonewyork Ridingtonewyork 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 24

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    Weekend with Jonellen or The Sump Pump Affair Part 1 In the swelter’n summer of 1728, gentleman farmer, despot, and explorer, Richard Evelyn Byrd, of Clarksburg, Virginia...
    betsysmiles betsysmiles 31-35, F Jan 23

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    Ki's Blood-Chapter 2 Chapter 2: Cara Lockhart "Invite me inside?" Rion asked, looking her over. She was wearing a blue silk robe that went from her neck to her ankles. She was...
    angelafireheart angelafireheart 26-30, F Jan 23

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    I love writing stories, but I don't like sharing them with other people. It's not just because I don't think my writing is good enough. That's only a small part of it. I've...
    pianotes pianotes 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    that moment you are so happy you found someone to trust, but then you say something so stupid that they begin to think wrong and you loose them....:'( don't be stupid like me or...
    gabster0425 gabster0425 13-15, F Jan 21

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    Because I'm sick of being the ignorant little kid that I know I am. I'm sick of not knowing what to do with my life, what to do when someone comes to me for a shoulder to cry on...
    HuntressX23 HuntressX23 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 21

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    Psychic Friendship-Chapter 4 🌟Chapter 4: Talk With A Concerned Grandmother🌟 ~I wake up feeling so wonderful. I dreamed about Ryukeiaka sometime during the night. He was...
    angelafireheart angelafireheart 26-30, F Jan 21

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    HotMomShaama HotMomShaama 46-50, F 4 Responses Jan 19

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    The tragedy that this character has suffered has helped develop a better world through his actions. I think his intentions where to punish criminals he probably never expected a...
    Noology19 Noology19 26-30 1 Response Jan 18

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    I try my best to be the best person I could possibly be. I try to hard to like everyone but everywhere I go there is at least one person who's stupidity just makes it impossible to...