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I Like Stupid Criminal Stories

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    There was a convienience store being robbed here in the city. The clerk was beinfg held at gun point and his father had a gun on the perpetrator. The perp kept telling him tell your dad to put the gun down,dad refused ..He looked at the kid and says "He don't like...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F Jun 14, 2008

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    janelorench janelorench 26-30 Jul 14, 2010

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    What Goes Around Comes Around.

    A friend of my Dad has dogs which he walks every day along a disused railway track. He is a good man and takes good care of his dogs and is a responsible owner so he always cleans up after them. One day he was walking along the track as usual when a hooded man ran from behind him...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 25, 2008

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    Did You Hear the One About......

    the man that was filling out an application in a convienent store, and was talking to the manager, then he decides to rob him after the interview. the manager had all his info on the application so after he called the police, he just gave the police the application. and they go...
    Tigger1 Tigger1 51-55, F 2 Responses May 6, 2008

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    Crime Stories

    My favorite is the old CSI with that hunk of a man William Peterson he makes my heart skip a beat and Im an old lady LOL I like Law and Order to and I think Ive watched all the older crime shows with the gangster.
    silvercoins4 silvercoins4 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 14, 2008

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    I do. I like to write stories. Like to read them as well.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 14

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    If you have any naughty stories, send them to me! Always need new stories to ********** to.
    annabelle100 annabelle100 22-25, F 11 Responses May 11

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    any girls want ti share some naughty stories with me? pm me ;)
    Vampyr3Princ3ss Vampyr3Princ3ss 18-21, F May 7

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    Message me for some naughty stories. ;)
    annabelle100 annabelle100 22-25, F 6 Responses May 8

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    Always up for reading naughty stories on a boring day!!! Whatcha got?? Hopefully I can get some from female friendly ones too!
    DTF7 DTF7 26-30, F 2 Responses May 8

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    I love to read naughty stories,many of my friends here on ep have sent me few & it really turns me on to read them all over again n again
    Jonty6666 Jonty6666 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    I love these type of stories
    daddysbadgirl888 daddysbadgirl888 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    Ive had a few interesting pm on this of people who are having a similar experience- secret encounters with an age gap- at first the details shocked me- but turns out i like to hear...
    FAIRYboobs FAIRYboobs 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    This website is all about connecting. Experiences make the site bring people together, but don't say that much about a person. Without stories it's hard to find a conversation...
    Gentle153 Gentle153 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    I would love to read your naughty stories, send them to me
    bellanewman bellanewman 26-30, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    Me: *smiles stupidly* knock knock! Other person: *sigh* Who's there? Me: Interrupting cow *stifles laughter* Other person: *looks bored* Interrupting c- Me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D...
    queenettejeanette queenettejeanette 13-15, F 4 Responses May 3

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    I do. and a 9 chapter one I started a while ago when I was 17-18. Well I got an entirely knew take on it. Lets say my character is gonna be even more complicated. and my new...
    Pride49 Pride49 22-25, M 1 Response May 6

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    Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 May 2

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    A redneck family from outside Little Rock was visiting a city in the North and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son decided to stroll around...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 May 2

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    Samantha........................or Samanthb? Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! Mooo mooo moooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:D Cows go...
    Denzebarrrn Denzebarrrn 18-21, M 1 Response May 5

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    Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. Teller: You certainly do. This is a bank. Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can’t see...
    Andrewsarchus Andrewsarchus 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I walked into the brightly lit room filled with nothing but, beautiful fiery red haired women, with elusive eyes and beautiful white skin. These whitchy women have even captured my...
    bjssoi bjssoi 31-35, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I'm trying to work on a few story ideas but not only I get writer's block, I also can't work out the dialogue part well. I really want to get this one story idea out there before...
    Xemplefied Xemplefied 26-30, M 1 Response May 6

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    A mystery-lover takes his place in the theatre for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theatre, far from the stage. The man calls an usher over and whispers: "I just...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses May 6

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    She's the girl I hate she makes fun of me at work every day all I do is complain to my bf about her skimpy clothes and how mean he is i get a text from him with this pic and it
    misspiggy456 misspiggy456 22-25, F 7 Responses May 7

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    If anybody wants i could write you a story about you. Any type you want just message me
    JonJac30 JonJac30 18-21, M 1 Response May 8

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    i have a ton of story ideas, my only problem is keeping the story in order or continuing it xp
    kyanitestone186 kyanitestone186 18-21, F 1 Response May 8

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    I love being a cuckquean humiliated for how fat n ugly I am being blackmailed tricked made to do nasty things a licking being sold ect, I don't do anything with kids animals or...
    misspiggy456 misspiggy456 22-25, F 2 Responses May 9

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    She sets the razor down Tears falling, blood spilling. "This is the last time" Only to pick up the blood stained razor again tomorrow
    bbybleu bbybleu 16-17, F May 11

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    I have been ****** by my bestfriends brother only 4 feet away from my bestfriend and a couple others while they slept.
    Curiiious Curiiious 18-21, F 9 Responses 6 days ago

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    Would love to have someone message me aa i **********
    WyoDoug WyoDoug 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    Hope one day I can read the entire collection of O' Henry... The book that has all of them is sooooooooo long
    srgamesalot srgamesalot 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 May 2

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    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 May 2

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    A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 May 2

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    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 May 2

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    If it was still April .. There was possibility of april Fools day but its May .. And you are still all that i want so sore even more than my throat <3
    StillVentilate StillVentilate 22-25, F May 6

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    What did the snail say when it sat on the tortoise's back? "wheeeeeeeee!"
    JohnWatsonMD JohnWatsonMD 61-65, M 3 Responses May 13

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    😂 That is so weird! Why only crawfish!
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F a week ago

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? A still no eyed deer
    ILSapproaches ILSapproaches 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender
    ILSapproaches ILSapproaches 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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