"We're in a sticky situation all right. This is the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick insect got caught on a sticky bun."
"This will be the greatest moment in art since Mona Lisa walked into the studio and said, I'm feeling a little odd today...
freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.”
"Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine."
- Radio news announcer
"We'll be back with the recrap after this message."
- Ralph Kiner, Mets sportscaster "Mr...
I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
I cannot tell you how...
Mariah Carey: “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
George Bush: “They misunderestimated me.”
Britney Spears: “I get...
CHRIS BROWN. The singer, who pleaded guilty in 2009 to felony assault for attacking then-girlfriend Rihanna, is apparently making light of the controversial situation that pushed him out of the spotlight for years. According to Us Weekly, the 22-year-old has acquired a new pick...
James Joyce is regarded as one of the most important writers of the 1900s and his novel Ulysses is considered the epitome of Modernist literature.
But Behind Closed Doors...
Joyce's devoted fan base was treated to a look inside his mind when a collection of letters he wrote to...
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According to Colonial War Memorial Hospital staff the woman was brought in after the accident by witnesses at the scene and was taken for obliteration.
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There was an error in the Dear Abby column on Monday. It stated that Charlie's hiccup were...
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"I think that the film Clueless was...