I Like Stupid Quotes

This one is dedicated to everyone who has ever said something stupid 130 People

    “It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one

    relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” - Axl Rose
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014
    Sinfool13 Sinfool13
    18-21, M
    Sep 11, 2014

    You Believe!!

    "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right." George Bush --Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jul 12, 2013

    Questions And Answers

    "Violence is never the answer. It's the question, and the answer is always 'yes'."
    BloodRedShadow BloodRedShadow
    18-21
    Nov 11, 2012

    “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I

    know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again. — George W. Bush
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    *Shocked*

    For most people, death comes at the end of their lives. - GLR broadcaster, UK
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    51-55, F
    Jul 12, 2013

    "People hate me because I am a multifaceted,

    talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius." - Jerry Lewis, comedian
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    One bright morning...

    in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot each other. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man...
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    1 Response Apr 24, 2015

    Wow ... News!

    I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad. - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jul 12, 2013

    "Just keep calm, cool

    and collective."
    NOBODY0122 NOBODY0122
    22-25, M
    Dec 7, 2015

    "A proof is a proof. What kind of proof?

    It's a proof. A proof is proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it is proven." - Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    Yea ... Done Know!!

    “If babies had guns they wouldn’t be aborted.” – Texas Republican Representative Steve Stockman
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    51-55, F
    Jul 12, 2013

    "Most lies about blondes are false.

    " - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Keep Falling Out

    I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen. If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them. The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. I cannot tell you how...
    Hannah777 Hannah777
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Sep 30, 2011

    “The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in

    football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” — Joe Theismann
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    “He speaks English,

    Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014
    HappieStinger HappieStinger
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jun 26, 2014

    “When you say I committed adultery,

    are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?” — Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    "We are sorry to announce

    that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover." - Parish Magazine
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    "I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the

    series. Unless we lose Game 5." - Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    Well More Funny- Blackadder

    "We're in a sticky situation all right. This is the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick insect got caught on a sticky bun."   "This will be the greatest moment in art since Mona Lisa walked into the studio and said, I'm feeling a little odd today...
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    26-30
    1 Response Feb 24, 2009

    "Cod are not very good swimmers

    so they are easily overtaken by trawlers and nets." - British government report on why cod fish are disappearing from the North Sea
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    "Pitching is 80% of the game.

    The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player.
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    “I mean, part of the beauty of me is

    that I’m very rich.” - Donald Trump
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    51-55, F
    1 Response Jan 15, 2014

    It Is?

    «I think war is a dangerous place.» - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
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    51-55, F
    1 Response Jul 9, 2013

    "I'm like the Pythagorean theorem,

    I can't be solved" ~ Shaquille O' Neal
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    Worst Pick Up Line Ever?

    CHRIS BROWN. The singer, who pleaded guilty in 2009 to felony assault for attacking then-girlfriend Rihanna, is apparently making light of the controversial situation that pushed him out of the spotlight for years. According to Us Weekly, the 22-year-old has acquired a new pick...
    righteouschica righteouschica
    18-21, F
    Oct 16, 2012

    “I was asked to come to Chicago

    because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” — Racquel Welch
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    “I feel the best way to ensure Americans’

    freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.” ~ Attorney...
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    1 Response Jan 13, 2014

    In the News

    "Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine." - Radio news announcer "We'll be back with the recrap after this message." - Ralph Kiner, Mets sportscaster "Mr...
    WyldHoney WyldHoney
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 6, 2008

    “It’s not that I dislike many people.

    It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    "The internet is a great way to get on the net.

    " - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    Stupid Celeb Quotes

    Mariah Carey: “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” George Bush: “They misunderestimated me.” Britney Spears: “I get...
    righteouschica righteouschica
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 16, 2012

    "Half this game is ninety percent mental.

    " - Danny Ozark, Phillies manager
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    "Don't fear the terrorists.

    They're mothers and fathers." - Rosie O'Donnell
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    51-55, F
    Jan 14, 2014

    Reporters, Reporters!!

    "Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean." - baseball Player Pedro Guerrero on reporters.
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    51-55, F
    2 Responses Jul 12, 2013

    «We've got to pause

    and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?» - Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    He Talks Too Much, Huh?

    "Too caustic?" To hell with the cost. If it's a good picture, we'll make it Samuel Goldwyn
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    51-55, F
    May 27, 2013

    “Rarely is the question asked,

    is our children learning?” — George W. Bush
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    Geography/History Lesson

    We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
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    51-55, F
    1 Response Jul 12, 2013

    “I think that the film Clueless was very deep.

    I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” — Alicia Silverstone
    chocomint chocomint
    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    Newspaper Quotes

    According to Colonial War Memorial Hospital staff the woman was brought in after the accident by witnesses at the scene and was taken for obliteration. Anorexia Nervosa in Bulgarian Bees There was an error in the Dear Abby column on Monday. It stated that Charlie's hiccup were...
    WyldHoney WyldHoney
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 11, 2008

    No Discrimination!

    We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people. ... Colonel Gerald Wellman
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    51-55, F
    Jul 12, 2013

    Warning This Story Is Not Safe For Kids

    James Joyce is regarded as one of the most important writers of the 1900s and his novel Ulysses is considered the epitome of Modernist literature. But Behind Closed Doors... Joyce's devoted fan base was treated to a look inside his mind when a collection of letters he wrote to...
    righteouschica righteouschica
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Oct 17, 2012

    «I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas.

    Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.» — Jessica Simpson
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    "Does the album have any songs you like

    that aren't on it? - Harry News, music reviewer
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    51-55, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    I used to follow my dreams,

    but then the court sent me a restriction order!
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    51-55, F
    May 31, 2014

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    this is one of my own quotes that discribes me and the like "Better to be alone then being abandoned and forgotten"
    SladeBolinLeaderofEp SladeBolinLeaderofEp
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    Apr 18
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    "Never let someone with the significance of a speed bump become a roadblock in your life."
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    Have you ever noticed that the symbol '&' looks like a guy dragging his butt across the floor? O_o
    SpaceOddity00 SpaceOddity00
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    Funny huh? I like reading quotes about love, but I have no clue what love even feels like. Let me guess, the inability to feel love counts as a disorder too? It wouldn't surprise...
    EridianaAndErin EridianaAndErin
    13-15, F
    Apr 17
    "Loving too hard is one of my biggest weaknesses. I find myself constantly putting in more than I ever get and probably ever will get. Heartbreak is my best friend, we go way back...
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    2 Responses Apr 17
    Person I dislike: *breathes* Me: Oh my f****** goodness!
    Harryp0tter Harryp0tter
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    Apr 17
    "Eat her like you need her. **** her like you haven't seen her in months." - Me
    glassbonespaperskin glassbonespaperskin
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    Apr 16
    "Shoutout to the negative people on this site who like being a A**** to people because they're unhappy with themselves" HaleyMC.
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    3 Responses Apr 15
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