Warning This Story Is Not Safe For Kids - James Joyce is regarded as one of the most important writers of the 1900s and his novel Ulysses is considered the epitome of Modernist literature. But Behind Closed Doors... Joyce's devoted fan base was treated to a look inside his mind...
righteouschica 4 Responses 4 Oct 17, 2012
Do Signs Qualify As Quotes? Here Are Some Stupid Ones - PARKING IN REAR Welcome to taco bell - now hiring all ***** New sour doug bacon cheese burger available Stop mice with just one bite bait Specials every day Mon - Wed Nuts are in Store hors 9-5 Open soon! Donations...
WyldHoney 4 Responses 0 Apr 10, 2008
Re:Stupid Quotes - 640K ought to be enough for anybody. Bill Gates, 1981
mother1983 6 Responses 0 Apr 10, 2008
Knee Surgery Where? - I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
Fight! - I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing, if the price is right. - Marlon Starling
Get The Skinny - "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -Mariah Carey
Bingo! - It is white. George Bush - when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
Just One Word! - Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl. - Bill Peterson, football coach
What Some Celebrities Had to Say - Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything." - Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President "I...
WyldHoney 1 Response 0 Apr 6, 2008
Gotta Laugh - Gotta laugh,Some quotes,Funny,Stupid,Regardless,I like 'em.
lazycrazybasket 0 Nov 22, 2011
In the News - "Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine." - Radio news announcer "We'll be back with the recrap after this message." - Ralph Kiner, Mets...
WyldHoney 3 Responses 1 Apr 6, 2008
It's The Impurities - It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. - Al Gore, Vice President
Dan Quayle On The Holocaust - «The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.» - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
Yes Ms. Hilton . They Do! - “What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?” ― Paris Hilton
Where Can I Get Some - “I am convinced that by eating biological foods it is possible to avoid a tumor.” - Gwyneth Paltrow
I Wonder Why! - “Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.” — George W. Bush
I Have No Idea! - “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” — Christina Aguilera
Now That Makes (Non) Sense! - “I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.” - Sienna Miller
Well More Funny- Blackadder - "We're in a sticky situation all right. This is the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick insect got caught on a sticky bun." "This will be the greatest moment in art since Mona Lisa walked into the studio and said, I'm...
deleted 1 Response 1 Feb 24, 2009
Questions And Answers - "Violence is never the answer. It's the question, and the answer is always 'yes'."
BloodRedShadow 1 Response 2 Nov 11, 2012
Neither Do I - “…the percentage of pregnancies due to rape is small because it’s an act of violence, because the body is traumatized. I don’t know what percentage of pregnancies are due to the violence of rape. Because of the trauma the body goes through, I don’t know...
Sorry Children! - After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. - Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island
Wow ... News! - I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad. - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
You Should Have!! - We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought. - Bobby Robson, after the 1990 World Cup Finals match against Cameroon
Worst Pick Up Line Ever? - CHRIS BROWN. The singer, who pleaded guilty in 2009 to felony assault for attacking then-girlfriend Rihanna, is apparently making light of the controversial situation that pushed him out of the spotlight for years. According to Us Weekly, the 22-year...
righteouschica 1 Response 2 Oct 16, 2012
Australia's Imports - «Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.» - Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister
I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Keep Falling Out - I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen. If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them. The...
Hannah777 7 Responses 4 Sep 30, 2011
Don't Think - I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries
No .. It's Illinois - “It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago” ― Dan C. Quayle
New Words! - I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically. George Bush
You Believe!! - "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right." George Bush --Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
Whether ... Weather - "We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather." - Arab News report
America!! - I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love. - Mitt Romney Read more at Buzzle: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/stupid-quotes-by-famous-people.html
FORMER First Lady - Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. Barbara Bush
bquick 0 Apr 6, 2008
Geography/History Lesson - We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
*Shocked* - For most people, death comes at the end of their lives. - GLR broadcaster, UK
He Talks Too Much, Huh? - "Too caustic?" To hell with the cost. If it's a good picture, we'll make it Samuel Goldwyn
chocomint 1 Response 1 May 27
That's Deep! - You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra, former American Major League baseball player
Makes Complete Sense! - Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. - Othal Brand, Member of a Texas pesticide review board, on chlordane l
No You Would Not!! - Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. - Bill Clinton, former U.S. President
Balanced Diet - «Food is an important part of a balanced diet.» - Fran Lebowitz, US writer
chocomint 1 Response 0 Jul 9
Stupid Celeb Quotes - Mariah Carey: “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” George Bush: “They misunderestimated me...
righteouschica 1 Response 2 Oct 16, 2012
No Discrimination! - We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people. ... Colonel Gerald Wellman
Smoking Kills - «Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.» - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
chocomint 1 Response 0 Jul 9
Yea, Real Stress! - “Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” – Rush Limbaugh
I Don't Recall - “Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community – it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall…. My understanding is that it is virtually – not completely...
What A Big Organ! - “When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body. That’s a big thing. That’s a big surgery. You don’t have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that.” – Mary Sue McClurkin, Alabama Republican...
Newspaper Quotes - According to Colonial War Memorial Hospital staff the woman was brought in after the accident by witnesses at the scene and was taken for obliteration. Anorexia Nervosa in Bulgarian Bees There was an error in the Dear Abby column on Monday. It stated that...
WyldHoney 2 Responses 1 Apr 11, 2008
Reduction Plan - “The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.” – Rush Limbaugh
A Computer Classic - "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
WyldHoney 1 Response 0 Apr 6, 2008
Yea ... Done Know!! - “If babies had guns they wouldn’t be aborted.” – Texas Republican Representative Steve Stockman
Ice Cube? - That's just the tip of the ice cube. - Neil Hamilton, BBC2
Reporters, Reporters!! - "Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean." - baseball Player Pedro Guerrero on reporters.
I Just Saw It - You don't want to do anything and you act like stupid because this is convient for you,i say drop dead and leave us alone. Nothing is going to be better if you don't want to participant you are just wasting our time.
blackweirdcat 0 Nov 12
Chinese Proverb - If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed. ~ Chinese Proverb 
huangzichen 0 Nov 12
"The worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again."
impulsivedreams 0 1 day ago
This Is Where I Get My Inspiration - "No matter how hard or impossible it is, never lose sight on your goal" -luffy ( one piece) " it doesn't matter how strong the opponent is as long as you stand up to him" - natsu ( fairytail) " failing doesnt give you a reason to give up as...
Doveangel 1 Response 0 Nov 23
Love Heals - And in the end, we are all just humans, drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness. .. Christopher Poindexter..
ljjams 1 Nov 23
Quote - from the second we are born, we start dying. so this isnt life, this is death.
xxtheecalamity 0 Nov 27