A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must...
Nine Words Women Use
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given...
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
When the bill...
Women don't care a **** about the things that men care about, such as....electronics and the workings of them, we just want them to work! As far as the differences between men and women that dasmuggler wrote of thats not really differences but supply and demand. Wal-mart supplies...
The difference between men and women are necessary. They define the "teams" and they define them in how they work.
For years the differences were socially defined. Well, I think it's more a mental thing. No, not like Kreskin (for those who remember him). An attitude...
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13 a stylist
I love the company of my comrades in arms, the plots and the laughter. It's a real and intimate bond. Sex is never in the air, not even when we're gossiping or watching.the birds in springtime. There's girls among my friends and sometimes romance is part of the...
Today, I was sitting in a meeting where various people were talking. There was a younger woman, around 28, to my right front. Occasionally we would make eye contact and look away. Sometimes, when others were talking, we would smile at the same time. But, after all I am48 and she...
I was talking to a friend today about the difference in the way men and women think and I told him one of the best examples I had witnessed to this difference. I thought about it after the conversation that the EP community might like this story  ...
1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be president.
6. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
to ask YOU out he has to drive to YOUR house take YOU out to dinner HE has to pay for the bill and if he nights still young HE has to pay for the entertainment then DRIVE YOU home and when its all said and dons YOU decide wether he gets a goodnight kiss or not we 're not even...