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I Like the Kids Menu

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    It's Ironic

    because when i actually was a little kid, i used to get so insulted by the kids' menu. i wanted to be treated like a grown-up, and the fact that they expected me to order off a different menu drove me nuts. now that i'm old enough for the regular menu, i like the kiddie one...
    runnagirrl runnagirrl 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 29, 2008

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    I Like Simple Foods and the Smaller Portions

    Yep, I'm a big fan of simple foods.  A grilled cheese sandwich, spaghetti, or french toast can't be beat.  Yeah, at some restaurants they have these things on the "big people's" menu too, but I am an especially big fan of kid's menus at restaurants where they...
    RandomFortune RandomFortune 26-30, F Jan 6, 2008

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    I Am A Teenager.....

    Yes, i still eat off the kids menu even though it says i can't. Yes, I am childish sometimes but still want to be treated like an adult sometimes and............. I make mistakes ,but nobodys perfect!
    analuver analuver 13-15, F Nov 21, 2012

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    Out to Eat

    Because of my son and his "issues" we don't eat out often.... however, car side carryout is the BOMB! And when ever we order I shoot for the kids menu. The portions are perfect and the price is right so why not. At Outback I get the Joey Sirloin. A petite fillet w/ a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 4 Responses Oct 18, 2007

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    Yummy

    Everytime you eat a kids meal, or I do; It makes me feel like a kid again :) YAY.
    ascs ascs 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 5, 2009

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    The Puzzles On the Back.

    I love going out to eat with kids because I always take their crayons and menu and color on it =P  I love the word searches and connect the dots... Keeps me distracted from panic attacks!
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 6, 2009

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    thanks for letting me join. im a father of 7 kids and have spanked other kids before. if you need assistance with discipline with your kids and need a experianced disciplinarian...
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    I am a married woman of 5......3 are his and 2 are mine. My 7yr old nephew lives with me also. I find more comfort and happiness with my children than I do with my husband...
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    I don't know if you mean they don't want them in the sense that when they have them they put them up for adoption or let someone else take care of them or if you mean parents who...
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    thehobbits thehobbits 22-25 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I want to make something very clear here: this group is for people who don't want kids. if anyone is uncomfortable with the idea, then don't come on here and tell people they will...
    Peridot22 Peridot22 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Im at a theme park with my family. omg i never ever want kids. there is ice cream all over the floor n kids cryin everywhere. Never ever :
    JennaRee JennaRee 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 21

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    And to be clear right away; this has nothing to do with my lifestyle in whatever form. I get along great with the kids of my friends and relatives and I do a lot of voluteerwork...
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    New at experience When I say that I have the best kids, I'm not just saying that to say it. My kids are without a doubt within the top 10% of children born during the 90's I...
    theotherversionofme theotherversionofme 51-55, M Jun 21

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    I don't want kids, because honestly. I'm too selfish, I wouldn't want a kid to have to grow up with ME being the parent. And I'm just really bad with kids. So.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 21

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    Whenever I am out in public and I see these out of control kids running around and causing all sorts of trouble I usually blame this kind of behavior on their parents and not the...
    caitlyn41702 caitlyn41702 13-15, F Jun 20

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    I always got along with someone who is over my age, whether it was on a date or just being friendly and hanging out. I love the maturity, yes we can act like kids now and then, but...
    veigns veigns 22-25, M Jun 18

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    I never have, and it doesn't make me a bad person. I also do not want kids, ever. I'm content yes way I am and always will be. And sorry, no I won't change my mind.
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