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I Like the Kids Menu

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    I Am A Teenager.....

    Yes, i still eat off the kids menu even though it says i can't. Yes, I am childish sometimes but still want to be treated like an adult sometimes and............. I make mistakes ,but nobodys perfect!
    analuver analuver 13-15, F Nov 21, 2012

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    I Like Simple Foods and the Smaller Portions

    Yep, I'm a big fan of simple foods.  A grilled cheese sandwich, spaghetti, or french toast can't be beat.  Yeah, at some restaurants they have these things on the "big people's" menu too, but I am an especially big fan of kid's menus at restaurants where they...
    RandomFortune RandomFortune 26-30, F Jan 6, 2008

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    It's Ironic

    because when i actually was a little kid, i used to get so insulted by the kids' menu. i wanted to be treated like a grown-up, and the fact that they expected me to order off a different menu drove me nuts. now that i'm old enough for the regular menu, i like the kiddie one...
    runnagirrl runnagirrl 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 29, 2008

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    Yummy

    Everytime you eat a kids meal, or I do; It makes me feel like a kid again :) YAY.
    ascs ascs 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 5, 2009

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    Out to Eat

    Because of my son and his "issues" we don't eat out often.... however, car side carryout is the BOMB! And when ever we order I shoot for the kids menu. The portions are perfect and the price is right so why not. At Outback I get the Joey Sirloin. A petite fillet w/ a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 4 Responses Oct 18, 2007

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    The Puzzles On the Back.

    I love going out to eat with kids because I always take their crayons and menu and color on it =P  I love the word searches and connect the dots... Keeps me distracted from panic attacks!
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 6, 2009

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