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I Like the Travelocity Gnome

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    Gnomes Don't Cry, By Dr. Philbilly

    Last week my oldest son Josh stayed over at a friends house. The next day I went and picked him up for his soccer game. While he was getting his things together I went to the bathroom to take a badly needed pee. While I was peeing apparently I did not lock the door because to my...
    DrPhilbilly DrPhilbilly 41-45 10 Responses Jul 26, 2010

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    He's Da Gnome, Lol

    I have loved the travelocity gnome since his first commercials. I think the older ones were the funniest too. My favorite one is where he's in the jacuzzi and he says "One must be careful when the bath goes all wushy. One's in danger of getting bubbles up ones whoopsie daisy...
    GirlLearningHowToSmile GirlLearningHowToSmile 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 14, 2010

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    Travelocity Gnome

    he's so funny. home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play...oh dear!
    RavenLee RavenLee 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2008

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    LOVEEEE

    I love him. I laugh my *** off every time I hear, "I'm on my wayyy!" hahahaha! My sister thinks I'm nuts. :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 28, 2008

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    Cute!!

    I think he is so cute, and the one where he tries to ski down the stairs cracks me up every time!
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 3, 2010

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    Haaa

    I'm so special I actually bought the  10" gnome statue from the Travelocity store. He's always rocking the top shelf of my desk. He's so awesome. The Mr. Bill of the travel industry. oh noooooooooohooooo   Chris
    UnoriginalForumID UnoriginalForumID 26-30, M 29 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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