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I Like the Works of Ogden Nash

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 10 People

    I Have Heard The Name...

    ...but never read any of his work. I'll have to remedy that.
    Stahl Stahl 31-35, M May 18, 2010

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    Reflection On a Wicked World

    Purity Is obscurity.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 2, 2009

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    Charles Bukowski, Still Lot To Learn

    I clipped this just now from a site. It's I hope Bukowski's A POEM IS A CITY.a poem is a city filled with streets and sewersfilled with saints, heroes, beggars, madmen,filled with banality and booze,filled with rain and thunder and periods ofdrought, a poem is a city at war,a...
    TheOldBarn TheOldBarn 46-50 May 14, 2011

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    Celery

    Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Nov 29, 2008

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    Children's Party

    May I join you in the doghouse, Rover? I wish to retire till the party's over. Since three o'clock I've done my best To entertain each tiny guest. My conscience now I've left behind me, And if they want me, let them find me. I blew their bubbles, I sailed their boats, I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 2, 2009

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    A Word to Husbands

    To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong,admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.  
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 2, 2009

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    My Dream

    This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 2, 2009

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