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I Like the Works of Ogden Nash

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    Children's Party

    May I join you in the doghouse, Rover? I wish to retire till the party's over. Since three o'clock I've done my best To entertain each tiny guest. My conscience now I've left behind me, And if they want me, let them find me. I blew their bubbles, I sailed their boats, I...
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    My Dream

    This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it
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    Reflection On a Wicked World

    Purity Is obscurity.
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    I Have Heard The Name...

    ...but never read any of his work. I'll have to remedy that.
    Stahl Stahl 31-35, M May 18, 2010

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    Celery

    Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Nov 29, 2008

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    Charles Bukowski, Still Lot To Learn

    I clipped this just now from a site. It's I hope Bukowski's A POEM IS A CITY.a poem is a city filled with streets and sewersfilled with saints, heroes, beggars, madmen,filled with banality and booze,filled with rain and thunder and periods ofdrought, a poem is a city at war,a...
    TheOldBarn TheOldBarn 46-50 May 14, 2011

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    A Word to Husbands

    To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong,admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.  
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    Related Experiences

    This summer, a few weeks ago, I was in California with my 3 best friends, Ryan, Alex, and Brandon. We were just walking along the streets and the guys decided to go into a store...
    apr01 apr01 22-25, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    The BlueCat Screenwriting Workshops UPCOMING SCHEDULE http://www.bluecatscreenplay.com/workshops/ Gordy Hoffman, the Sundance award-winning writer/director (LOVE LIZA, A COAT OF...
    Bluecat42 Bluecat42 22-25, M Jun 30

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    I like to read, in fact I love it. It's when I have my head inside a book that I feel most alive inside, as the words and the images they convey take me to places I would never...
    SpectralMariner SpectralMariner 36-40, M 7 Responses Jun 26

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    I enjoy literally everything. I have too many hobbies to possibly get to them all. I want to go do and see anything and everything. Everything has the capacity to fascinate me. I...
    RedRhyno RedRhyno 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    Gambit Programmer is also called Car Key Mater II. Car Key Mater II works with PCF7935, PCF 7936 and T5 transponders. Gambit is mainly produced for programming RFID transponders...
    autodiagnosticobd autodiagnosticobd 22-25, F Jul 16

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    OMG I've dropped my phone a million times! I've even got a little bit of tea on it, and IT STILL WORKS! No scratches. No technical difficulties or malfunctions 😃😸 I love my...
    LaLaWreckU LaLaWreckU 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    I really love bath & body works, but I HATE UPS ground! 😡 I placed an order sunday, I was suppose to receive it Tuesday. Ups broke it so BBW resent me another package for free...
    D0miniques D0miniques 22-25, F Jul 12

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    A bony finger jabbed me in the back just as I was remembering the correct formula for Velocity. When I looked to right towards the aisle I saw the class leader. She pointed to the...
    BlackMoroccan BlackMoroccan 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 24

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    I have no special or unique talents. I'm not gifted artistically, athletically, or academically. I'm a pretty good student but I don't care about what I learn in school which makes...
    triptrap27 triptrap27 16-17, F Jun 29

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    All the time, I hear from people that I look like someone they know. I've heard people tell me things like, "You look like my sister, my best friend, my teacher, my wife or some...
    texaschic35 texaschic35 31-35, F Jun 30

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    I don't even know where to start mainly because all my life I've been an outcast. When I was young my real father left me and so my mom worked a lot to keep food on the table and...
    Arwenlethena Arwenlethena 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    I'm 14 years old and i just don't like my mom. Im not even sure if I love her. It sounds horrible I know. I am thankful she takes care of me and stuff like that but we are just too...
    Zoenepsa Zoenepsa 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Ok so my step brother and I don't get along very well, and I know that I don't start the fights because even my dad has told me that he gets in his nerves and he is a very...
    geneticgeorge geneticgeorge 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    My life is very complicated. My daughter is disabled and sit in wheelchair. She goes to school for disabled kids. Since shes away, i sleep till lunch at home. I developed this bad...
    angel8i angel8i 31-35, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I have a big crush on my friend. I think she's so beautiful and I love her personality. I honestly miss her everyday, I could spend everyday with her. I often think about kissing...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    I hate people who are rude and/or disrespectful to teachers, or people who are older, or have more knowledge on general ( knowledgable people...? ) I mean. I just don't understand...
    iamnoor iamnoor 13-15, F Jun 28

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    Poking people is my version of an icebreaker. It may be childish, but it gets people laughing or messing around. If I want to get closer or just get to know you better then I'll...
    ruizr302 ruizr302 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    Wanted to change the world So I changed myself Stepping out of the rat race Is there anyone else? We need to hurry and change this Is there anybody to help? Been manipulated...
    Kirerhor Kirerhor 18-21 2 Responses Jun 29

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    The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock S’io credesse che mia risposta fosse A persona che mai tornasse al mondo, Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse. Ma perciocche...
    bookerdana bookerdana 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 30

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    I think I flirt without knowing it. But the worst part is when I find someone really attractive I have a hard time to flirt, I get too nervous. But if I had a couple glasses of...
    Sparklyjuly Sparklyjuly 18-21, F 22 Responses Jun 30

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    …because deep inside me is a little girl, so vulnerable, so helpless, weak, scared, full of longing....so when the tears stream down my face, and I don’t have anything to say...
    lemongrass09 lemongrass09 46-50, F 2 Responses Jul 2

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    A lot of stuff to do before the 4th tomorrow -_- Let's pray that everything works out cause if not I'll be the only one to blame since I was the one in charge. The FD owes me big...
    DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    My husband of 11 yrs has been torturing me the past 2 yrs with internet-based emotional affairs with multiple women. He would blank out on communication and then spill his guts...
    ChristenSoul ChristenSoul 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 4

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    It is always nice to sit down with a good book! I love to read the poetic works of Edgar Allen Poe.
    DamoiseauDynavolt DamoiseauDynavolt 16-17, M 3 Responses Jul 4

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    I feel this is just a heart out for some young people I hope it works I will leave if I do not get 20 likes x
    eddiehughes eddiehughes 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 8

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    I finally had enough of it ... There are too many things to tolerate. First, there's my boss. In the year and a half in this company I literally talked to the guy no more than 20...
    har70 har70 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 8

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    Emotionally nothing can beat it! Just listening to Rachmaninov Piano Concerto No 2 in C minor, Op 18 This is just one of my favorite piano pieces, but whether it is from the...
    shydate shydate 66-70, M Jul 10

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    Sooo this is an excerpt from a story that I started to write, but never finished. Tell me what you think! While I'm sitting here listening to the teacher drone on about God knows...
    Ashley1421 Ashley1421 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    The Weeknd - when about to touch my self ( someone else ), depressed. OFWGKTA - Earl is my favorite, then Tyler, Frank Ocean, Domo Genesis, Syd The Kid. Wu Tang - I mean if you...
    TheVirginRapids TheVirginRapids 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    Here's another one of my completed works ^w^ it was a gift for a friend, it says "Bark! Bark!" at the top, and "I love you Yuna!" at the side. If you can't tell the drawing..it's...
    PrincessPolarBear PrincessPolarBear 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    Hi guys! We have been crazy busy this summer so I have been a wee bit absent from ep.... I just wanted to take a minute and let you all know what we are up to. K and I have...
    sierra33 sierra33 31-35, F a week ago

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    I like singing but am scared to sing in front of people I know haha. Here's a link to a video I made tonight, greatly appreciate to hear what people think! Thank you.https://www...
    heatherm10 heatherm10 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    Im new here, dont really know how everything works, but i do know that i like to poop my pants. It feels so good to just sit in it and squish it around for awhile. Tomorrow i plan...
    gothamsfinestest gothamsfinestest 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    People look at you weird when you say you like Obama. But I tell them to learn how government works. Obama hasn't made one single law, but he signs them into law. Congress are the...
    StormsAreCool StormsAreCool 13-15, M 14 hrs ago

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    So Im studying to become a personal trainer. And so many people ask me about many products and if they are safe to use. I had done some research on a fat burner called shred matrix...
    blackout3223 blackout3223 18-21, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    So I realised that I really like my friend a few weeks ago. I already knew I liked girls and I came out to her, I trust her, with being bisexual a few months ago. I was so scared...
    sfairy27 sfairy27 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    I recently started datting boys, so it is all new to me, and that is why I need some insight. I'm datting this dude for a month now, and we get along just fine, he is sweet and...
    viniciusacp2 viniciusacp2 22-25, M 2 hrs ago

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    sure do i just like the new concept of likeing women so thin one wonders is she livin and breathing ..also has scr..ew up young girls mind so badly they have become anorexic!!sad...
    romell romell 36-40, M 7 hrs ago

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    I always like older guys the way they talk to you the way they want to take care of you and kiss you and make you feel good. Is it wrong to like older guys?
    Beckyy14 Beckyy14 13-15, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    You should never bully someone it makes them really sad sometimes people act like they don't care but they really do some people care so much that they commit suicide why would you...
    samaia01 samaia01 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    I don't wish to mislead you or lie to you or anything like that. i have certain needs and i would expect the girl to have them too. Something more like friends with benefits. And...