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I Like the Works of Ogden Nash

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    My Dream

    This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it
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    Reflection On a Wicked World

    Purity Is obscurity.
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    Celery

    Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 29, 2008

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    Children's Party

    May I join you in the doghouse, Rover? I wish to retire till the party's over. Since three o'clock I've done my best To entertain each tiny guest. My conscience now I've left behind me, And if they want me, let them find me. I blew their bubbles, I sailed their boats, I...
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    I Have Heard The Name...

    ...but never read any of his work. I'll have to remedy that.
    Stahl Stahl 31-35, M May 18, 2010

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    A Word to Husbands

    To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong,admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.  
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 2, 2009

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    Charles Bukowski, Still Lot To Learn

    I clipped this just now from a site. It's I hope Bukowski's A POEM IS A CITY.a poem is a city filled with streets and sewersfilled with saints, heroes, beggars, madmen,filled with banality and booze,filled with rain and thunder and periods ofdrought, a poem is a city at war,a...
    TheOldBarn TheOldBarn 46-50 May 14, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    1: I hate it when people judge me for my looks 2: I hate it when boys treat me like a object 3: I hate when girls bully me 4: I hate people act like there the most important...
    Adorablenessthehedgie Adorablenessthehedgie 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    The real me is a comic book lover !! OK I love comic books till death does us part, but I am not comfortable showing my love for my comic books with my family, Like they are going...
    allisee allisee 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    I wanted to experiment and see if I was actually better at holding after a big hold even though it felt more desperate. So basically I've done 2 big holds already today and I'm...
    Bladderette Bladderette 22-25, F 4 Responses 1 hr ago

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    And the pain keeps getting worse and worse... I dont understand why.... I should be happy about this.. But i cant help but feel so anxious and impaitient. I just feel like i've...
    beautifulego beautifulego 16-17 1 hr ago

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    But then again, who really does? I think my first panic attack was caused as a kid being surrounded by too many people which made me completely freak out, resulting in me wanting...
    crepesaredelicious2 crepesaredelicious2 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    Some days I just don't feel like my life is my own. Too many other things get in the way. I don't mind being responsible but I would like to find time to use the bathroom.
    tastyfrzz tastyfrzz 46-50 2 hrs ago

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    This is really hard for me to say but I've only ever loved women. I like guys, I do. But I've never felt as close with them. Online I can connect with a guy. But in real life I...
    RealMsKate RealMsKate 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    I can't live my life like the way I do anymore. I don't have energy for it. I'm weak and I'm tired. Including I'm discouraged and scared. I'm worried I'll never please anyone or...
    EddieNashton EddieNashton 13-15, M 4 hrs ago

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    I like to talk but mostly I like to obey. i love to be told what and how to do it.
    Submissivetou Submissivetou 36-40, M 4 hrs ago

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    Today had been a decidedly good day, she thought to herself. This sort of day had become a rare breed in her life, what with the constant cacophony of things going on in her brain...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    Ive never been with a woman before, but everytime I **********, I fantasise about me having sex with one, an it works everytime, I'm attracted to men, an would only ever be serious...
    lottiee89 lottiee89 26-30, F 6 hrs ago

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    i like sucking on others boys and dont know if it is normal for how much i like it
    nathanallen1998 nathanallen1998 16-17, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I think there are spirits waiting and working on people. I think they wait for you at work or around certain people to influence your ideas and feelings. I think spirits get to...
    Jimbobclacy Jimbobclacy 36-40, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I don't follow trends, I don't want the biggest TV or the biggest mansion or the fastest luxury car or a pile of cash to swim in like everyone else. I want to see the world, make...
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M 7 hrs ago

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    I say "what" rather than "who" because I am speaking of the me that no one else sees, the internal changes that have taken place in my mind over the last few years. I have...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 7 hrs ago

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    This is all 100% true: when i was in the 11th grade, this girl from my school died. a lot of the students cried on that day. the girl was st@bbed to death. It was by her ex who was...
    ZaxelReborn ZaxelReborn 18-21, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    1.) Abusive people (men or women). 2.) Heavy metal music. It might make my ears bleed and/or ring for days on end. 3.) Lima beans. They are gross. 4.) Garbanzo beans. Same reason...
    AKLady15 AKLady15 26-30, F 8 hrs ago

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    Imagine not being able to remove ppl from your life. Imagine having a kid with your ex and having to see them or talk to them for the sake of the kid. To be honest id be tempted to...
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 26-30, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    As we were leaving the theatre last night, the wife and I noticed a crowd gathered around one of the multiplexes, and plenty of uniformed security. I asked someone in the crowd...
    1gr8guy 1gr8guy 41-45, M 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Like young girl who love older men? Check out the site DateAYounger.com A nice choice for you!
    Minji0504 Minji0504 26-30, F 12 hrs ago

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    I've known I liked girls for a really long time. I like boys too, but sometimes I wonder if I like girls more... I definitely want to have children one day and maybe that's why I...
    littlevanessa littlevanessa 22-25, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    RP Only Hey! I wanna start a rp with sissys/baby girls.I like to do rps where I turn you into the little baby.So one of the ideas I have is you are my science teacher and you gave...
    MommyAli MommyAli 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    RP Only Hey! I wanna start a rp with sissys/baby girls.I like to do rps where I turn you into the little baby.So one of the ideas I have is you are my science teacher and you gave...
    MommyAli MommyAli 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    The Babysitter Murders Chapter Seventeen I trusted Patsy from the first day she came to stay/play with us. She played "war" games with my brother as willingly as she played dolls...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 14 hrs ago

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    Right never let this happen so for the ones who like to send me megs saying how you would love to rape and smack me around Well lets just say i,m sure you well never be added as...
    trampgirl trampgirl 31-35, F 4 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I love my boyfriend more than anything in this whole universe, but I feel like he payed more attention to me when I was suicidal and at my worst, and now as i'm recovering he...
    vetikke vetikke 16-17, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    My friends and I got together the other day (it's funny considering that they don't even know each other), they bonded over making me feel bad about my decisions. When I'm just...
    smurfinaround smurfinaround 18-21, F 18 hrs ago

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    ...i am respectful and never cross the line, cause i'm married mainly. i just like being fun sometimes, when in the mood. not sexually, just playing and being sweet...and this is...
    cosmosdrift cosmosdrift 31-35, F 6 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    I like computers, I send most evening just surfing the web, But I'm getting to understand more about them and how they work and its really interesting. Ive taken mine apart to see...
    helloitsjayne helloitsjayne 18-21, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    This has been on my mind a lot recently, well…ever since I joined EP. It is the whole “sissy” term. Being a closet crossdresser and being very sheltered and isolated, I was...
    gilliian gilliian 36-40, M 7 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    My mom can be really annoying and sometimes she's ok. I never wake up eager to talk to my mom or see my mom , my whole family has diagnosed her with OCD she works just to keep busy...
    Josimms23 Josimms23 18-21, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    I've never understood why people were repulsed by the smell of cigarette smoke. Like most other parents, mine informed me of the dangers of smoking at a very young age. However, it...
    Rhinestoneyes Rhinestoneyes 16-17 3 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    Found this on wikipedia. Creepy af. On a creature called a toyol They will protect the owner, talk to him, accomplish tasks for him. Some toyols are tasked to find spirits of...
    Longpatrol90 Longpatrol90 22-25, M 23 hrs ago

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    People always ask, "when did you know?" or "when did you realize you were gay?" Truth is I've always liked girls. I used to think, up until recently, that I was bisexual, but the...
    FatGingerDyke FatGingerDyke 22-25, F 23 hrs ago

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    One time in school, back before my stalking days, there was this one teacher who I REALLY hate now, but that is a different story... He was a different kinda teacher, young, most...
    MARAVELOUS MARAVELOUS 18-21, F 1 day ago

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