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I Like the Works of Ogden Nash

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    My Dream

    This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 2, 2009

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    Reflection On a Wicked World

    Purity Is obscurity.
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    Celery

    Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Nov 29, 2008

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    Charles Bukowski, Still Lot To Learn

    I clipped this just now from a site. It's I hope Bukowski's A POEM IS A CITY.a poem is a city filled with streets and sewersfilled with saints, heroes, beggars, madmen,filled with banality and booze,filled with rain and thunder and periods ofdrought, a poem is a city at war,a...
    TheOldBarn TheOldBarn 46-50 May 14, 2011

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    A Word to Husbands

    To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong,admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.  
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 2, 2009

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    Children's Party

    May I join you in the doghouse, Rover? I wish to retire till the party's over. Since three o'clock I've done my best To entertain each tiny guest. My conscience now I've left behind me, And if they want me, let them find me. I blew their bubbles, I sailed their boats, I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 2, 2009

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    I Have Heard The Name...

    ...but never read any of his work. I'll have to remedy that.
    Stahl Stahl 31-35, M May 18, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    What works like a maze Something so simple yet it yields such complexity Changes with each passing day Never works the same way any two times Creates such environments as The...
    theycallmetk theycallmetk 16-17, M 6 days ago

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    The poker player. Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill...
    ToyManx ToyManx 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 6

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    Sometimes, it seems like the stars align and everything works out perfect. It's important to remember this on days when the sh*t hits the fan. To remember that, yes, days like...
    1gr8guy 1gr8guy 41-45, M 3 Responses Feb 6

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    there are times when all of us are feeling like jerks; I've been writing for years and I know how it works. some days you're glad, and some days you're sad, and those are the best...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Feb 6

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    I absolutely hate goodbyes. They feel permanent and like they're never coming back. Like that's the last thing you're saying. A "see you later!" Or "bye" or "bye bye!" Works just...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 9

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    THE BIG DEAL okay God, if you're there, that must be some very thin air, but now that I've got you, I just want to tell you, beware of rockets and rays, dead space junk that stays...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Feb 12

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    I really like this guy. I haven't liked someone this much since my last boyfriend. He is smart, kind, compassionate, funny, and has so much warmth. He can also be a sarcastic...
    ajrestless ajrestless 22-25, F Feb 12

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    The Unknown (Tod Browning, 1928) Alonzo (a magnificent Lon Chaney) is a (fake) armless man who works in a Spanish circus throwing knives. He is actually hiding from the police...
    Danceofhours Danceofhours 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    I so want to be inside and wiggle around your thought process. I want to know if your brain works like mine. I want to slither through your neurons in the front where it's all...
    Isis27 Isis27 36-40 1 Response Feb 15

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    Three women talk about their husband's performance as lovers. The first woman says, "My husband is a marriage counselor, so he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love...
    2015ishere 2015ishere 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 20

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    CHEAP PEN ON A WRITING DESK okay, let's see how this works, a cheap ballpoint pen that still lurks deep in my coat pocket... doesn't write like a rocket, but you can't have all of...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Feb 23

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    When it comes to my adoration for a lovely pair of pretty feet there are two parts that must be considered when I'm considering a lady. The first is I would definitely appreciate...
    niceguycursed niceguycursed 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Well after atleast .... Uhm ... 5 different accounts I've had I've decided to stop fooling around and actually give a ****, no more deleting accounts ..... No more running from...
    h3lldriv3n h3lldriv3n 18-21, M Feb 8

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    "The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the peacemakers for lack of...
    killquestionator killquestionator 22-25 Feb 8

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    "If natural selection works, why hasn't nature got rid of all of these fools?" (Rosanna Perry-Perlmutter d.1981)
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 1 Response Feb 9

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    Theres a really beautiful girl who works in mcdonalds I've a really big crush on her .... But im too shy to talk to her. I hate being gay, i cant ever tell if another girl is...
    FAIRYboobs FAIRYboobs 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 12

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    I'm really interested in human. How the body and the brain works. Especially in crime and disorders :)
    xForgottenOne xForgottenOne 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 12

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    My boyfriend wants to try something new during sex. He says I will enjoy it. Basically it involves putting a funnel into my rectum and pouring in a concoction of whole lot of what...
    JennyColon JennyColon 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 16

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    MUNCHIES I've had a lot of coffee, so I'm feeling the buzz. I smoked a lot of pot to clear away all the fuzz. now, I'm making a midnight snack. I'm hungry too, but I'm feeling...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Feb 17

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    don't listen to those who say "can't!" through history they have no works extant. it may be they could, but it won't be they would; you could make it into a chant. (Feb.19, 2015)
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Feb 20

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    Sex chats can be fun at time. Strong imagination works. Pretty good
    guddad guddad 51-55, M Feb 25

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    I once purchased a clock works disassembled in a box. It was from a Cuckoo clock and I eventually found all the pieces to assemble it without any pictures or comparisons. If this...
    JessicaDale JessicaDale 51-55 2 Responses Feb 25

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    When I was a teenager, there were times when I was angry, but there was a little trick to help me get over my anger. That little trick was humor. Since then, I always enjoyed...
    growingwisdom growingwisdom 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    It's a thing I do. People frown a lot and it makes me think they're sad, so I try to make them laugh. It works.... Sometimes. Usually people just get quiet when I try to make them...
    Bakagamer98 Bakagamer98 16-17, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Or Latina guy's. Ether one works really. I find dating outside my race to be a different experience but a good one.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    if you wants to be my girlfriend comment and type ( i like you )
    Drewlyno3 Drewlyno3 22-25, M 13 mins ago

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    I'd like to traverse the entire world, kind of like backpacking around but surviving off the land as I go. If only I could be immortal and nomadic..
    MarshallQuinn MarshallQuinn 18-21, M Feb 6

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    i love him!!!sooooo much! some people say Eww,he is GROSS i am like wtf!? he is comedian. he doesn't have to be very good looking like decaplio lolol i actually never thought...
    JerryJerryA JerryJerryA 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 6

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    Why do so many girls look like the girl that broke my heart? I moved on, but I don't like being reminded of hurtful memories. Or is it all in my head?
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M Feb 6

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    I am a 20 year old male and have always been single and a virgin and have been rejected by every single female I have ever approached. I feel like there is no hope of me getting a...
    malik91694 malik91694 18-21, M Feb 6

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    My mentor gives me a ride to work and bears with my playful side. I always try to make her laugh. Sometimes my mentor playfully hits me and that's where I take the opportunity to...
    hildaq14 hildaq14 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M 3 Responses Feb 6

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    So I heard this song again, after more than a decade, and I translated it, and adapted it a bit. Nice music from the past. Looking into your eyes, I would swear, that you have...
    Nyah27 Nyah27 26-30 Feb 6

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    It's all good. Hey you either like me or you don't? No big deal.I'm going to express myself as I care too in an intelligent good manner.I'm not here to bash or judge anyone or...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M Feb 6

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    why do people act like its so weird? I don't like getting older plus I don't drink anyway so who cares?
    RatxInxAxCage RatxInxAxCage 18-21, M Feb 6

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