Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.
Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.'
Edna: 'Well, I...
and sees a donkey.
He askes the bartender why is there a donkey in here the bartender says if you can make this donkey laugh I will give you ten thousand dollars.
So the man whispers in the donkey's ear and the donkey started laughing.
Then the bartender said if you can...
This is way too long for a stoner joke but I thought it was super cute.
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says:
"Hey Koala, what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint...