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    This man walks into a bar

    and sees a donkey. He askes the bartender why is there a donkey in here the bartender says if you can make this donkey laugh I will give you ten thousand dollars. So the man whispers in the donkey's ear and the donkey started laughing. Then the bartender said if you can...
    cmyk323 cmyk323
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    3 Responses Aug 5, 2015
    deleted deleted
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    1 Response Oct 20, 2012

    Two Monkees

    A man took two monkees to the taxidermist. Taxidermist said,"Do you want them mounted?" Man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."  
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Mar 30, 2009

    What's so small it's made girls laugh

    when the see it? My penis
    trampstampguy90 trampstampguy90
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    During a war, a little girl walks on her

    grandmother being raped by a young soldier and cry out help. The grand mother shut her down saying, " hush be quiet this is an element of war, let war be war!"
    Powerlyn Powerlyn
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 15

    Cute

    SENIOR DATING Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.     Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.' Edna: 'Well, I...
    jrabbit1321 jrabbit1321
    46-50, F
    8 Responses Mar 30, 2009

    Ha Ha!

    This is way too long for a stoner joke but I thought it was super cute.     A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says: "Hey Koala, what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint...
    mefirstGIMME mefirstGIMME
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 31, 2008

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