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I Like To Be Beat With A Spatula

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    I love it when people beat me with spatulas. It's my secret fetish and the sexiest thing in the world for me. My secret fantasy is waking up to a hot shirtless hunk who serves me breakfast in bed and then later beats me with the spatula he used to cook the meal. mmmmmm just...
    righteouschica righteouschica 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 21, 2012

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    The Dirty Spatula

    Well I must confess that I must reveal that there is a certain someone on EP who likes to be beat with not only a spatula, but a dirty one at that. By dirty, I don't mean your regular butter stained one from flipping a grilled cheese sandwich, but a down and dirty, egg flippin...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 9 Responses Sep 29, 2012

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