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I Like To Be Beat With A Spatula

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    The Dirty Spatula - Well I must confess that I must reveal that there is a certain someone on EP who likes to be beat with not only a spatula, but a dirty one at that. By dirty, I...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 10 Responses Sep 29, 2012

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    I Love It - I love it when people beat me with spatulas. It's my secret fetish and the sexiest thing in the world for me. My secret fantasy is waking up to a hot shirtless hunk who...
    righteouschica righteouschica 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 21, 2012

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