I Like To Be Beat With A Spatula

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    I love it when people beat me with spatulas. It's my secret fetish and the sexiest thing in the world for me. My secret fantasy is waking up to a hot shirtless hunk who serves me breakfast in bed and then later beats me with the spatula he used to cook the meal. mmmmmm just...
    righteouschica righteouschica
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 21, 2012

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