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I Like To Be Beat With A Spatula

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    I Love It

    I love it when people beat me with spatulas. It's my secret fetish and the sexiest thing in the world for me. My secret fantasy is waking up to a hot shirtless hunk who serves me breakfast in bed and then later beats me with the spatula he used to cook the meal. mmmmmm just...
    righteouschica righteouschica 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 21, 2012

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    The Dirty Spatula

    Well I must confess that I must reveal that there is a certain someone on EP who likes to be beat with not only a spatula, but a dirty one at that. By dirty, I don't mean your regular butter stained one from flipping a grilled cheese sandwich, but a down and dirty, egg flippin...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 2 Responses Sep 29, 2012

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    hey girls want to chat a bit ? (;
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    But they love attacking my views Thankfully ep lets me block most
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    internet is my only escape, because the reality means pain and suffering and working so hard for nothing, at least for me. in internet I am the person who I really am and I can...
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    I don't know what it is, they are just always my type. I like naturally blonde guys and girls. I also love blue, green and grey eyes. If someone has brown eyes it is a huge turn...
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    6 packs are so out, beard is the new 6 pack. a guy with beard is very attractive. yes its okay to have grey hair too.
    deejaygirl deejaygirl 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Here - Alessia Cara. That song has meaning.
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    I'm a bit new to the whole being dirty thing so maybe I could have some help so I don't suck at it???
    DeadSoulGhoul DeadSoulGhoul 16-17, M Feb 4

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    I am asexual 41, looking for MOC I am Asian British, looking for a permanent MOC preferably with an asexual/gay. But want a normal couple's life (without sex) including living...
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    I like all kinds of music. Pop if it's not a love song. Metal if it's not demonic and I can understand what they say. Rock if it's not about blue shoes. Country if it's not about...
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    I remember I had a tiny crush on someone. At times he would like my humor and other times where he didn't. He would give me "the look" in public. Few months later a good friend of...
    Shxxxooo Shxxxooo 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    Mmm I need a big booty planted on my lap
    GothicPrinceXXX GothicPrinceXXX 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    too many internet warriors just spouting inane rhetoric with no real thought behind it.ohh, and those caplocks....lol
    MadShadows MadShadows 41-45 Feb 2

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    If you can't get someone off your mind.It's because your mind always knows what your heart is thinking...
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    Do receptionists at ***** banks ever say "Thanks for coming"?
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    I like to play but I wouldn't consider myself a Gamer. I play video games from time to time like The Witcher which I still haven't beat. Until Dawn, Beyond two souls and Heavy rain...
    Mars000 Mars000 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    Humor and wit are a turn on for me
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    Every Breath You Take" Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you...
    PeacefulWarrior143 PeacefulWarrior143 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 30

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    girls with big sexy butts us usually have real sexy legs Mm mmm delicious
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    I love George Strait,,,and all his songs,,,,,,but this one has special meaning to me..""I Cross My Heart""..
    wvcountrylady wvcountrylady 56-60, F Jan 28

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    Bring me your funny, witty, sense of humor!!!! Let's laugh till our bellies hurt!
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    And I love touching and groping my own ***. ;O I wish I have someone to spank it right now.
    Sen22 Sen22 22-25, F 12 Responses Jan 27

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    I remember the one time that I cried my eyes out at school in front of my small class of 12 students. Thankfully only two other people close to me saw. But it was a really...
    lunarrose123 lunarrose123 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 27

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    If any girls would like to show me theirs on video chat I would surely enjoy that.
    Loverk3u Loverk3u 18-21, F Jan 26

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    Nothing better big booty>big boobs. And to me, it's not even close
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    Ugh I can't live like this anymore. I can't take it. I'm a closeted gay/bisexual guy and most of my family is conservative and homophobic (due to their so called christian values...
    GCassr22 GCassr22 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 26

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    ok i will tell you about me first i have autism level 2 autism i was diagnosed at age 24 but had autism my whole life i have , adhd, ocd, i have speech issues , i have a learning...
    autism1011 autism1011 22-25, M 2 Responses Jan 26

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    slingshot007 slingshot007 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 25

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    its interesting , you Will never guess what they like
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 24

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    Hi everyone! I like guy feet and would love to play with someone's feet. I would really like it if anyone wants to have fun with my feet as well. If you're in georgia and...
    jonathan96 jonathan96 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 24

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