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I Like To Be Beat With A Spatula

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    I Love It

    I love it when people beat me with spatulas. It's my secret fetish and the sexiest thing in the world for me. My secret fantasy is waking up to a hot shirtless hunk who serves me breakfast in bed and then later beats me with the spatula he used to cook the meal. mmmmmm just...
    righteouschica righteouschica 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 21, 2012

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    The Dirty Spatula

    Well I must confess that I must reveal that there is a certain someone on EP who likes to be beat with not only a spatula, but a dirty one at that. By dirty, I don't mean your regular butter stained one from flipping a grilled cheese sandwich, but a down and dirty, egg flippin...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 9 Responses Sep 29, 2012

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    I play with my cousins dolls some times
    00panda 00panda 13-15, M 2 Responses Jan 2

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    I like a little more booty to hold at night ;)
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    My wife.. wow. She's so sexy even if she thinks she's to big or fat. I tell her daily , almost hourly how sexy she is. she never believes what I tell her but last night.. we were...
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    You know. I couldn't care less if you are male,female,transgendered,gender positive,bi,poly,gay,straightCatholic,Protestant,Muslim,Taoist,Maoist,Sikh,Hindu,Buddhist,black,white...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 10

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    I like a girl who has a nice booty, but doesn't go around showing it off trying to get attention from it.
    blink3Times blink3Times 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    Omg yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! More to grab! More to touch and feel! More to taste! More to pleasure! It's just more of you to love. And I just love that. I wish I was more juicy, curvy...
    RainbowLoveFire RainbowLoveFire 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    A woman with curves, a good sense of humor, and a head on her shoulders is what I'm looking for in life! :)
    Nousername215 Nousername215 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    Guys with beards, tattoos or piercings or like so hot.... ???
    Amethyst09 Amethyst09 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My Cousin sat on it once, and everyone thought he'd farted. And it was so thin he didn't even detect it. So he was so embarrassed that day lol.
    XxFirepawsxX XxFirepawsxX 13-15, F Dec 25, 2014

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    I love big butts mmmmmmm sexy
    tattoopain tattoopain 22-25, M Dec 26, 2014

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    My heart to you is given and do give yours to me; we'll lock them up together and throw away the key.
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    This song says a lot. You are beautiful just the way you are and I love you!
    DandelionsJourney DandelionsJourney 46-50, F Dec 26, 2014

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    Absolutely fantastic.... A masterpiece 
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 3 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    if your heart is in the right place, even just for friendship, I consider you a good person. No matter what walk of life you come from.
    bbluvsmomee bbluvsmomee 26-30 Dec 27, 2014

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    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=DCmLmZDpB4I
    jopava jopava 56-60, M Dec 27, 2014

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    This song is very dear to Mauritian people ( also those who understand creole/French).. His name is Kaya, and the song is called CHANT L'AMOUR http://youtu.be/qss7dT6DqWA...
    h4n5dj22 h4n5dj22 26-30, M Dec 27, 2014

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    The Reason by Lacey Sturm (former lead singer of Flyleaf)
    ofmiceandmemories ofmiceandmemories 13-15, F Dec 27, 2014

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    Haven't heard this song for a while now...! Limp bizkit version of behind blue eyes http://youtu.be/HkQxtwTSQHs
    h4n5dj22 h4n5dj22 26-30, M Dec 28, 2014

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    So...trolled the "I am a real werewolf" group, tried the "I believe in zombies" group but apparently no one's alive there....whats next? Suggestions?
    SoCalKat SoCalKat 26-30, M 4 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    I'm speaking about myself. ...I am a thick curvy one, and I'm proud of it :) I don't get any complaints ethier :)
    sexxyluv sexxyluv 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 2

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    yesss l do! especially if they do as well...mmmm.
    danielleNN danielleNN 56-60, F Jan 3

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    I love when guys have long hair,so sexy!But then,i find bald men sexy too,go figure:)
    1prettygirl 1prettygirl 36-40, F 17 Responses Jan 5

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    http://youtu.be/QSIVjjY8Ou8 When I am running away from Home Remind me WHO I AM TO YOU! That I BELONG to YOU!! Listen to this Song is just Beautiful ❤️
    Katie419 Katie419 22-25, F Jan 7

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    girls that struggle to put on their jeans cause their *** too fat are all going to heaven
    IDCFUKK IDCFUKK 18-21, M 4 Responses Jan 8

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    Just one ear ring not 2 adds mystery
    AlicesWonderlandx AlicesWonderlandx 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    Some Michael buble to kick off my beautiful day... ( cover of feeling good!)... And I'm, feeling gooooooood http://youtu.be/Edwsf-8F3sI
    h4n5dj22 h4n5dj22 26-30, M Jan 10

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    NameIsMailbox NameIsMailbox 16-17, M Jan 11

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    Don't know about meaning!?!? I prefer the word FEELING!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Jan 11

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    Matter of fact I do very much . I am not ashamed of it at all , they are all so beautiful and attractive .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 12

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    I will be so glad to finally move away from these people in a few years.
    whyusteens whyusteens 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 12

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    im bored just comment whats on your mind i dont care what it is.
    jayson1993 jayson1993 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    Very high up, and firm. Sitting well above the thighs! In tight pants or really small shorts, or thong bikini!! Wow!!
    peter13942 peter13942 70+, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    And I cannot lie lol XD......
    Lolllipoop Lolllipoop 13-15, M Jan 15

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    Christ Martin sang this so well. I love this song.. Always helps to ease the first drop of whiskey in the system... Fix you.. Coldplay http://youtu.be/k4V3Mo61fJM
    h4n5dj22 h4n5dj22 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 16

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    Lets be honest it's not your face I'm into babe... And if your hiding behind the caked on make up mask I won't be into that either. Less means its yummy :)
    RainbowLoveFire RainbowLoveFire 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    “The joke backfired, but it fired back again.”
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    My Dad used to sing me "Redemption Song" from Bob Marley when I was a kid and NO... he was not a pot head..( not that I can remember of ),,, he's a self made and successful man...
    h4n5dj22 h4n5dj22 26-30, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    NO homo... its nice to have a bearded friend