Today my wife looked in the mirror and said to me: "I don't have muffin-tops any more - these are cottage loaves!"
Well, they certainly spill out of my hands (and I have big hands...
I just really love facial hair on men. I'm not really attracted to men that can't grow a decent beard. Obviously there are exception to everything but it's rare. Because of his job...
I asked my daughter to pass the newspaper. "How ancient are you? Use my iPad". That fly never knew what hit it!
My wife and daughters are all into extreme body modification. This includes permanent very long nails, well over an inch long. Indeed one daughter now has four inch nails on all...
This is a transcribed freestyle of mine, it's pretty much to any 4/4 beat, within 90-110 bpm
It's for me and the listener (your case reader lol)
"Beginning with thinking I owned...
As long as they are not funnier than me. Then I don't like them.
You can always trust someone who likes big butts. They cannot lie. ;P
OK so I'm trying to find anyone else out there who may have experienced something like this. I grew up in a split family, with my parents never together. My mum and dad hated each...
And then there's always one song. You can be having a perfectly fine day and in a good mood, and this song comes on and BOOM...so many memories. Literally tearing you heart and...
Ive always appreciated big, fat butts :) Love to watch them shake when she walks. Even better in tight yoga pants.
Remember when we use to be
Everything they ever need
We had them believing we were cool
It's like it happened over night
We're always wrong, they're always right
We use to be the...
People who have made it in business generally surround themselves with successful people. Successful people help and steer you to become the best person you can be in business and...
I have just got home to find a guy in my hallway. Who are you and how did you get in?
I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith
I have been a cross-dresser since I was very young. I recall be excited about the development of long hair for men in the sixties., and mini skirts, and topless bathing suits.I...
How do I tell if I have run out if invisible ink
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun.
I have never been able to make out the numbers.
I join this site where people can make quiz , publish stories , meet up with people , rp , fangirl , support people and meet new friends . I was there because I like trying quiz...
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?
Listening to funny people is such a relief. It makes a change from listening to people telling you how amazing they are!
I recently had a work-related class. After passing the test, I was to go up front and get a certification card. The girl handing out the cards was probably in her mid 20s, blonde...
I have some big dolls, they were hard to find at first and none of them seem to be what I was looking for.
Till I found two beautiful dolls, when I brought them home they weren't...
i have a beard! get compliments all the time ;)
It helps get the day go by.
A rough childhood can make you develop a sense of humor. I was kidnapped once. I was walking down the road a car pulled up and the driver asked me if I wanted to get into his car...
I've always been a boob guy but can't resist a nice big round butt. The bigger the better(that goes for boobs too)
I was married for awhile to a lovely woman with a very big butt, i have since come to recognize that i have a thing for big butts now! lol Don't get me wrong I love all types of...
Never seen such a beautiful straight face
I never questioned anything
You sealed my lips and you stole my shirt
Tattooed my heart but mark my words
What do you call the other half...
Dame Tu presencia
Dame tu naturaleza
Dame alguna clave que me acerque mas a ti
Dame un mapa de tu cuerpo
Dame todos tus secretos
Que yo te quiero hacer feliz
I too like a big butt. To me, there is a difference between a big butt and a fat ***. I prefer the big butt.
I have always wished that I had a bigger butt. What I lack for the butt, I make up in the chest department. I don't hate my butt, but wouldn't mind a little more...pop? haha I...
What can you do when your good isn’t good enough
And all that you touch tumbles down?
Cause my best intentions
Keep making a mess of things,
I just wanna fix it somehow
Sleeping with sirens is absolutely my favorite band of all times c:
Oh, I've been worryin' that my time is a little unclear
I've been worryin' that I'm losing the ones I hold dear
I've been worryin' that we all live our lives in the confines of...
I found them attractive & beautiful!
They really are hot !
No matter what color they are!
So all the curvy ladies out there, i love you all, thank you for looking so gorgeous...
Foreign accents anyway, living in the U.S. hearing a foreign accent mean the woman has traveled and experienced the world. Unlike the accent that I like the least, the Southern...