The Dirty Spatula - Well I must confess that I must reveal that there is a certain someone on EP who likes to be beat with not only a spatula, but a dirty one at that. By dirty, I...
I Love It - I love it when people beat me with spatulas. It's my secret fetish and the sexiest thing in the world for me. My secret fantasy is waking up to a hot shirtless hunk who...
I am making a cake for my frends birthday and omg seriusly like there will be no actual cake cuz i will probly eat all the batter mmm
When I am feeling down I need someone to tap my shoulder and say that I am there for you. I want only positive people with good hearts......! I dnt like people who insult others...
:) okay well i like one man that will get tattoos! ^u^
hes gonna be a sexy potato!! <3 well my sexy potato!! lol xD
I feel like, what is the point of using profanity when the English language is so vast that we have so many adjectives and verbs. It's just really silly to me. I'm a nerd.
I like this girl at school, and she's kind of a friend of mine. She has long thick hair that reaches to the bottom of her ***. Her hair's grown a few inches longer since last year...
This is the girl I like, if you saw my previous post. This is from last year, it's a bit longer now. That hair :)
I like to make friends to travel with as I'm getting bored of travelling alone I would like to help if they can't afford to travel it would be more fun if not alone
I love songs with meanings,like advice how to survive in life. I hate when songs only talk about sex Dx I makes me mad 😣
I have had this song stuck in my head for about 24 hours. It has meeaning to me and I can't get it out of my mind.
Women with blue are pink hair are incredibly sensual. I love it! Unfortunately, too few women color their hair in such sexy colors, preferring instead conventional, and boring...
So... "the other woman" is coming out soon... I don't even like chick flicks or Cameron Diaz.. but this looks hilarious...
There are many people out there who claim to be a Christian or a follower of Christ. What is a Christian or a follower of Christ? My definition of such people are those believers...
We share a last cigerette, then walk into the station
Purchase two tickets to an alien destination
Board the train and witness pain on all the faces of multi-cultural races
When my world is falling apart, when there's no light to break up the dark, that when I, when I look at you. I see forgiveness I see the truth. You love me for who I am like the...
A green Martian with 2 antennae walks into a restaurant and sits down and rings the bell for service. The Matre De walks over and looks incredulously at this strange being. The...
I like big buts and big boobs
I want to trade with a girl with a big butt ;)
I want to meet someone with a good sense of humor, someone who can keep a conversation going, maybe a little weird I'm pretty open minded about things someone who won't get bored...
GILLETTE RESIDENT IS ARRESTED AFTER SHOOTING HIS COMPUTER
PASSAIC TWP. -- A Gillette man was arrested at his home last Thursday night after he fired eight bullets at his home...
18 y/o boy, looking for men to trade pics with! Message me! ;)
I'm a girl with a big round bum :) add me! LocalM xxxx
I really love guys with tattoos. It can just be one simple piece to a whole sleeve and I'm just immediately attracted to them.
I honestly believe that the vast majority of people are good at heart. We all make mistakes or do things without really thinking it through but we don't really want to hurt anyone...
It doesn't hurt me.
You wanna feel how it feels?
You wanna know, know that it doesn't hurt me?
You wanna hear about the deal I'm making?
You be running up that hill
You and me be...
Kikm me! 18 y/o boy looking for older men to trade pics with! ;) Username: jurredv
I can appreciate old fashioned values, but this is a little extreme....lol
Advice from a Singer sewing machine manual from 1949.
Prepare yourself mentally for sewing. Think...
BROWNIE BATTER!!!💙💚💙 luv itttttttt!!!!!!
I love finding a song where the lyrics are so relevant to what I'm experiencing; it's a nice feeling to know that I'm not the only one feeling the way I do.
If you can make me laugh, you're instantly one of my new favourite people.
I had a rude awakening at a party when I realized I was more into the women's conversations then the men's sports and female conquering bullshit.
Idc I'm still a child 😂😂😂😂
Love people that are outgoing and funny. It's better than being insecure!
I really love some guys in glasses especially dark framed ones. My fairly new friend on here sent me a pic of him in glasses. I went a bit gaga. Lol. He looks so sexy and...
Is it asking too much to find a strong female out there?! Haha
Frank Sinatra is legendary.
A meaningful http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8
My favorite Karen song:
My favorite Sinatra song:
Karen sings this better than Kermit... For the dreamers:
"If you were me, you'd do the same
'Cause I can't take anymore
I'll draw the shades and close the door
Everything's not alright and I would rather..."
Lindsay's part of Pierce the...
Great Manilow tune.
Salute to the vets .
A cool movie song from the film cover girl:
I hear voices in my head, they counsel me, they understand, they talk to me! 🙉🙊
The old fashioned romance has been long gone. We get caught up in life and the role of a parent who works outside the home. It would be nice to swoon a girl every once in a while...
Charles Laughton as Captain Bligh in Mutiny On The Bounty
Edward G Robinson as Captain Wolf Larsen in The Sea Wolf
Humphrey Bogart as Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny
!!WARNING!! THIS IS AN ADULT JOKE!!
...you have been warned. This is one of my favorites so it might be a repost. It's so difficult to navigate this site from ipad app, it's...
yea i like women with that being said any older women want to talk ? xD
Okay so yesterday was horrible. My best friend was in the corridor alone and he (my teacher) walked up behind her and playfully kicked the back of her foot. When she turned around...
Ever since 2 or 3 years ago, I've felt something very odd about myself. It was almost as if another part of me wanted something. I then started to get these weird feelings...that...