I don't have any balls but I was in the middle of a bar room brawl and I was just minding my own business and a girl walks up to me and kicks me in the baby maker :-(
I'm here 'cause I don't know what I else I can do to feel better about myself. This is my story:
I'm 18 and I've always been the corner kid. I'm a weirdo. People say I'm mental...
Ladies discussing their sex life...!!!
Mrs Butler, "I notice that when I go down on Butler and give a ******* his balls are always cold."
Mrs Anderson, "Mr...
Thinking back the other day about my childhood, I admit that I was a handful and needed some of the "whoopings" that I got, other times I needed a parent to talk to me. My...
I've been thinking of putting this up for a while, and I've finally got the courage to put my story online, so here goes.
About two and a bit months ago I was admitted for...
Lucifer did not fall from heaven because he sinned. In fact, he was round-house kicked by Chuck Norris
A man once asked Chuck Norris how much he benched. Chuck Norris sighed and roundhouse kicked him through a wall and said "I don't bench, I wall".
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found Waldo...and Round-House kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris once roudhoused kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek
If Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
Acid rain isn't caused by pollution, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked a man who had just eaten a lemon. He falls as powder to this day.
When Chuck Norris plays Hide-And-Seek, it's not called that anymore. It's Hide-And-Don't-Get-Roundhouse-Kicked-In-The-Face-Chuck Norris.