Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
I don't have any balls but I was in the middle of a bar room brawl and I was just minding my own business and a girl walks up to me and kicks me in the baby maker :-(
Simplicity of use: Our treadmills have a wide array of options that make them easy to use. When you are just beginning a cardio plan, you could established the treadmill to a snug...
Thinking back the other day about my childhood, I admit that I was a handful and needed some of the "whoopings" that I got, other times I needed a parent to talk to me. My...
Chuck Norris does not know Pain--Pain knows Chuck Norris, as it is roundhouse-kicked in the face daily by Chuck.
Sorry, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my fact.
Lucifer did not fall from heaven because he sinned. In fact, he was round-house kicked by Chuck Norris
A man once asked Chuck Norris how much he benched. Chuck Norris sighed and roundhouse kicked him through a wall and said "I don't bench, I wall".
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found Waldo...and Round-House kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris once roudhoused kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek
If Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
of course they do! they smile and laugh about that, it's really funny and full of sexual tension for women to hit the balls
I dropped down into this black space. It was all black just solid black and so I was just kinda there and someone grabbed me and pulled me towards a door. I kicked and screamed but...